90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Suzywriter]

6 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Congratulations, Ms. Suzy! And happy belated birthday! May I also mention that the Shirelles had the #1 song on your birthday? Have you heard “Soldier Boy” before?

LOOOOOVE Soldier Boy!!! It's also the same day that James Brown and Pete Seeger were born...the combination of which is pretty much exactly who I turned out to be. 

[Mrs. Hanson]

1 minute ago, ExMathMajor said:

Same with Family Emily. Dad is keeping a verrrrrrry close eye on his grandchild's dad...

How many young ladies did I know back in the day (80's) had racist dads so they went out and got pregnant by a man of color?  And were proud and admitted it?  Answer:  LOTS!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Did you read that Matt Roloff is selling off 16 acres of the farm and asking $4M? FFS, I’ll buy it if it means he’s off my tv screen.

[Eldemarge]

@Suzywriter   If that is 60, you must sleep in a pod filled with magical gelatin or something.   Congratulations!!!   You're killing it!

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Thank you! My turtle, whom I've had for 35 years, can vouch for his old roommate.  :)

Congrats! 🎉

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

So what city did the Plaths and their makeup bags move to?

Tampa 

[OoogleEyes]

7 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Heyyyyyy all!!!

As of yesterday, this girl has her Bachelor of Science in Mental Health and Human Services, with a MHRT/C Certificate! I turned 60 2 weeks ago.

 

Wow!! Congratulations! This is absolutely fantastic 

[ExMathMajor]

1 minute ago, Adeejay said:

Between his voice and misogynistic attitude, I have a feeling Mohamed is going to royally tick me off.  

Combined with what I suspect is subpar intelligence...I'm not feeling him one bit. And I'm side-eyeing Yve for getting with him in the first place...

[charmed1]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

So what city did the Plaths and their makeup bags move to?

I think it was Tampa. The model boy moved to Los Angeles at the end of last season.

[Mrs. Hanson]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

@Suzywriter   If that is 60, you must sleep in a pod filled with magical gelatin or something.   Congratulations!!!   You're killing it!

She has a portrait of Dorian Gray in her living room.  I have seen it and had bad pasta at her dining room table with her.  And a corn dog.

Edited May 16, 2022 by Mrs. Hanson

[Suzywriter]

9 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Lol that child is not a "King."  He's a bearded parasite.  Buckle up!

Let's call him "Demodex"!

[Doublemint]

Yeah - congrats @suzywriter.

[magemaud]

3 minutes ago, Adeejay said:

Between his voice and misogynistic attitude, I have a feeling Mohamed is going to royally tick me off.  

He is a king, after all 

[OneGuy]

If the breasts aren't visible in Emily's segments, then the breast pumps are.

[tvrox]

30 minutes ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

I know it is on Ari and Bini now BUT KARA IS NOT A LICENSED TEACHER IN THE STATE OF ALABAMA!  Who is with me with pitchforks and torches?

I will happily share my file folder with everyone!

 

 

Isn't she in VA? Charlottesville. 

[Pepper Mostly]

"We're having a welcome home dinner for Kobe tonight. We're making him cook it". 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Emily is a Level 5 bitch. 

[kacesq]

I really dislike Emily. Maybe you’re not the same girl Kobe met in China, Emily...have you thought about that?

[Suzywriter]

5 minutes ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

How many young ladies did I know back in the day (80's) had racist dads so they went out and got pregnant by a man of color?  And were proud and admitted it?  Answer:  LOTS!

Yiiiikes! How nice for a child to know that mother conceived for spite...

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

LOOOOOVE Soldier Boy!!! It's also the same day that James Brown and Pete Seeger were born...the combination of which is pretty much exactly who I turned out to be. 

Both legends! You know that James Brown had some of the most sampled songs in history? “Funky President” and I forgot what the other one was.

[Frozendiva]

You should have gotten to know Em a bit better before becoming tied for life.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Emily: Kobe, bad boy. Go in your crate.

[Mr. Miner]

Bile and Emily are having a repulsive contest, and they’re both winning. 

[Suzywriter]

4 minutes ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

She has a portrait of Dorian Gray in her living room.  I have seen it.

Everyone is welcome to keep pumping me full off joyful swirling ego juice...

Thank you!!

[greekmom]

If it wasn't for the kid. I think Kobe would have been out the door asap.

[Pepper Mostly]

Mother Emily: Help yourself to whatever you want. Except your son.

[Frozendiva]

Kobe, it is going to take time for you and your son to bond.

[OoogleEyes]

8 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Happy birthday! Friday the 13th, uh oh. 

Hey, I was born on Friday the 13th. It was my parent's lucky day

[Hotel Snarker]

Father Emily is annoying AF. He should have taken a page out of his wife's book and stayed the hell out of it.

[My Girls]

So why isn't the baby sitting beside dad?

[Emmeline]

Congrats Suzywriter! 🎉🍾👏

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Everyone is welcome to keep pumping me full off joyful swirling ego juice...

Thank you!!

Totally deserved!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Everyone is welcome to keep pumping me full off joyful swirling ego juice...

Thank you!!

For a minute there, I thought you were talking about Emily!

[ExMathMajor]

5 minutes ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

How many young ladies did I know back in the day (80's) had racist dads so they went out and got pregnant by a man of color?  And were proud and admitted it?  Answer:  LOTS!

And then brought the kid back to their lily-white home towns and were shocked (!) at how their kid was treated? Yep.

[greekmom]

It's only day 1 or 2 dude.

Honestly. Go with Grandpa and assist on the diaper change so Covid can get use to you.

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

I really dislike Emily. Maybe you’re not the same girl Kobe met in China, Emily...have you thought about that?

She was probably drunk and/or naked most of the time when she was with Kobe in China.

[kacesq]

Kobe is trying at this dinner and Dad Emily is looking at him with such disdain.

[SunnyBeBe]

10 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Heyyyyyy all!!!

As of yesterday, this girl has her Bachelor of Science in Mental Health and Human Services, with a MHRT/C Certificate! I turned 60 2 weeks ago.

 

Congratulations!!!  That’s awesome.  You are an inspiration to many!💐🥂👍👩🏻‍🎓🎓😄

[Adeejay]

I am not surprised that Koban doesn't want to go to Kobe, after all, he looks different from everyone he is used to.  

[Frozendiva]

Emily is the boss?

[greekmom]

Koban is really attached to the boob.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Chloe Dog said:

So why isn't the baby sitting beside dad?

Hahaha, aren't you silly? Emily intends to use that child as a club to beat Kobe with for the rest of her days. Maybe if Kobe is VERY good and does his tricks and listens well to commands, he'll get a biscuit and and be allowed to touch his child. 

[Mrs. Hanson]

4 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Isn't she in VA? Charlottesville. 

Dammit!  Now I have to search Virginia.  Why did I have Alabama on the mind?  Because it feels so right?

[Hotel Snarker]

How you talk to your spouse is important. Living with the parents of your fiancé and they talk to you any which way is telling. That being said, I don’t like Emily.

[mmecorday]

Emily's mom: In your culture, who is the boss?

Kobe: Bruce Springsteen

[Straycat80]

Congratulations @Suzywriter! 
Nothing against nursing mothers but don’t do it at the dinner table. 

[TazDevil]

I'm getting really tired of seeing Emily's boobs.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Emily, put the kid in a high chair. 

[charmed1]

This is the driest damned dinner ever. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Emily is the boss?

And they all cop to it. They're like hostages.