90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[LEILANI2]

Guillermo doesn't look like he's out of high school yet.

[Hotel Snarker]

OOF. Imagine inviting someone to your high school reunion their first night in the US.

[tvrox]

New woman in preview is scary looking. Bad plastic surgery. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh wow her Ex looks like he belongs in a horror film playing hick number 1

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, TazDevil said:

Not liking Bilal with this "prank" which is actually a "test"...

I hope she lays into him for this and that he gets raked over the coals at the Tell All for this bullshit.

American men are never raked over the coals at the tell all. She will be raked over the coals for having no sense of humor. 

[Floatingbison]

3 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

OMG, this reminds me that I just listened to "Keep On Loving You" the other day. It was the 17th music video ever to be played on MTV on August 1, 1981.

for the record, I'm sure the REO bass player is a great person.

[greekmom]

I know i am going to hate the guy who thinks he's all that and Shay deserves better.

I hope some dirt is dug on this dude.

[LEILANI2]

The woman who has her ex husband bring her bras is mad about some sparring.

[mmecorday]

NOT happy that Ari and Binyan are back, but that's why the mute button was created. He's all right, but she's a monster.

Hope everyone has a great week!

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

American men are never raked over the coals at the tell all. She will be raked over the coals for having no sense of humor. 

Coltee?

[Straycat80]

Previews look interesting. Good thing because these last two hours have been boring. 

[Baltimore Betty]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

OOF. Imagine inviting someone to your high school reunion their first night in the US.

So fucking stupid.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

The woman who has her ex husband bring her bras is mad about some sparring.

Right? She is a piece of work 

[emergency ring]

good bye all. have a safe week. me go poop 

[Eldemarge]

Just the GALL of making her prove herself worthy of him the moment she gets off the fucking plane when he KNOWS he's about to waste her life by denying her motherhood is something fucking else. Man, I am heated!

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Oh wow her Ex looks like he belongs in a horror film playing hick number 1

Cletus

[ExMathMajor]

Oh God...watching this season preview...I'm not liking ANY of these folks...

Fresh hell, indeed. At least you all are making it bearable...thanks for another snarky Sunday night! See you next week!

[Gobi]

Have to go straighten out my silverware drawer, some of the spoons aren't aligned properly.

Till next time.

[Hotel Snarker]

This season is going to be a dumpster fire and I'm here for it! The only thing I am not looking forward to is bitch ass Ari and her shenanigans. But this was a great start to a new season! You all were on fire tonight with the jokes about COVID and Jibri's tattoos! I cannot wait for Part Deux of this shitshow next week! I will see all of you Single Life fans tomorrow, and some of you will see me scouring the forums tomorrow! But for now, have a great night, m'dears! Peace out.

[Floatingbison]

Kind of a slow start, hopefully things will pick up.  This show can be full of curveballs, thrills and spills, and "secrets."

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Coltee?

Oh, OK, there's always one exception.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I had to watch the preview and got excited until I remembered that that’s always how I feel initially, and then the show goes completely downhill by episode 5 and the only reason to keep watching is because of my snark fam. 

I laughed out loud a LOT tonight and have to go back over it all because this shit goes faster than ever! Which means more folks participating. Yay!

Have a great week, all. Stay strong, be safe and live your best life.

[OneGuy]

My posts were more self-disclosure than usual.  I'll be in KC next Friday-Sunday for a basketball tournament our youngest is playing.  I'll look out for Bilal.  A good friend is applying for a job at the hospital in Salina.  I'll tell him to look out for Emily.  We'll have Kansas covered.  All for you.  Have a meaningful week!

[TazDevil]

Well, we're sucked into another season of this shit.  Hopefully things pick up next week.

Have a great night Peeps!!

[Hotel Snarker]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

American men are never raked over the coals at the tell all. She will be raked over the coals for having no sense of humor. 

Agreed! I can see it now, no matter her reaction, they’ll drag her and not him for even putting her in that situation to begin with. They never call the men out.

[Grifter Lives]

12 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

If this guy is so sensitive... why the &^@*! is he on this shit show? You know this show is going to break him.

 

12 minutes ago, greekmom said:

He's a fucking ass.

 

In this way, he reminds me of Ex-Pastor Ben.  He thinks that he's flaunting his wealth, virtue and all-together success, but, rather, he looks like a complete fool.  

 

Edited April 18, 2022 by Grifter Lives
I don't know where or why that screenshot is posting. I really don't want it there.

[Pepper Mostly]

The snark knives were sharp tonight! Thank you all for the laughs, and see the die hards among you tomorrow for the Single Life. I love you all. Take care of yourselves and have a great week. Slava Ukraini!

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

Well, we're sucked into another season of this shit.  

It’s like a vortex. You know, like that swirl when you flush the toilet.

[Doublemint]

Don't like anyone so far.   Hate the guy testing his girl.  Everyone have a great week!

[Grifter Lives]

Just now, Doublemint said:

Don't like anyone so far.   Hate the guy testing his girl.  Everyone have a great week!

But, we all like each other here.  That's what makes this show.  

I recently heard who'd be in the cast of Happily Ever After or some other variation.  It's a rehash of the worst couples, whom I never want to see again.  But, I know that I'd miss out on participating in this forum if I don't watch.

I hope that everyone enjoys Easter, Passover, Ramadan or Palm Sunday, or whatever else you're celebrating.

[goofygirl]

Well, this has been fun y'all!!  Looks like we're going to be subjected to Bini and Ariola next week....  UGH!  Hate them both.

Hope all of you have a good week!

[Mindthinkr]

Have a great week everyone and some of you I’ll see tomorrow night. Be well. 

[magemaud]

Well, I had a lovely Easter dinner topped off with half a bottle of Prosecco. Then, I laid down on the couch to rest a few minutes before 90DF. The last thing I remember was Anderson Cooper on 60 Minutes, tooling around in some kind of futuristic flying car, next thing I knew it was 45 minutes into tonight's episode! So I've been playing catch up all night, backtracking to read the snark and have missed all the fun.

Anyway, it looks like a new crop of losers with the usual repeated themes. My least favorite so far is Emily (Ella 2.0) who says "like" or "you know" in every sentence. I was so bored, I just wanted to reach through the TV and trim her sister's stringy bangs. But I loved her mother's hair. 

I know I'll be spending a lot of time this season trying to figure out all the faces tattooed on Jibri's body. And I hate how he wears his stupid cowboy hat pushed back on his head. 

Bilal is a cruel jerk for playing this trick on Shaeeda. I'd never forgive him if I were her. 

Back again to add: When my husband saw the preview of Kara meeting Guillermo at the airport, he asked me if they were teenagers.

 

 

Edited April 18, 2022 by magemaud

[FrancescaFiore]

Prediction

Beginning of the season Jbiri "I can sell anything to anyone! I can sell meat to vegans!" 

End of the season Jbiri" I could not sell South Dakota to Miona."

Edited April 18, 2022 by FrancescaFiore

[Floatingbison]

1 hour ago, magemaud said:

Well, I had a lovely Easter dinner topped off with half a bottle of Prosecco. Then, I laid down on the couch to rest a few minutes before 90DF. The last thing I remember was Anderson Cooper on 60 Minutes, tooling around in some kind of futuristic flying car, next thing I knew it was 45 minutes into tonight's episode! So I've been playing catch up all night, backtracking to read the snark and have missed all the fun.

Anyway, it looks like a new crop of losers with the usual repeated themes. My least favorite so far is Emily (Ella 2.0) who says "like" or "you know" in every sentence. I was so bored, I just wanted to reach through the TV and trim her sister's stringy bangs. But I loved her mother's hair. 

I know I'll be spending a lot of time this season trying to figure out all the faces tattooed on Jibri's body. And I hate how he wears his stupid cowboy hat pushed back on his head. 

Bilal is a cruel jerk for playing this trick on Shaeeda. I'd never forgive him if I were her. 

Back again to add: When my husband saw the preview of Kara meeting Guillermo at the airport, he asked me if they were teenagers.

 

 

@magemaud your absence will be entered in your permanent record.

[magemaud]

16 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

magemaud your absence will be entered in your permanent record

It’s Jihoon’s fault! 
Besides, YOUR attendance record isn’t exactly spotless! 

Edited April 18, 2022 by magemaud

[Auntie Anxiety]

22 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

@magemaud your absence will be entered in your permanent record.

Demerit time. Better watch your step, dear.

[magemaud]

What a blow I have been dealt! 

[Hotel Snarker]

8 hours ago, Grifter Lives said:

I recently heard who'd be in the cast of Happily Ever After or some other variation.  It's a rehash of the worst couples, whom I never want to see again.  But, I know that I'd miss out on participating in this forum if I don't watch.

Spill the tea, please!

6 hours ago, FrancescaFiore said:

Prediction

Beginning of the season Jbiri "I can sell anything to anyone! I can sell meat to vegans!" 

End of the season Jbiri" I could not sell South Dakota to Miona."

Agreed. She will probably HATE IT in Rapid City.

5 hours ago, magemaud said:

It’s Jihoon’s fault! 

Welp, damnit Jihoon!

[Gobi]

9 hours ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

It’s like a vortex. You know, like that swirl when you flush the toilet.

And the same contents.

[Pepper Mostly]

9 hours ago, FrancescaFiore said:

Prediction

Beginning of the season Jbiri "I can sell anything to anyone! I can sell meat to vegans!" 

End of the season Jbiri" I could not sell South Dakota to Miona."

DEAD

[Mrs. Hanson]

10 hours ago, FrancescaFiore said:

Prediction

Beginning of the season Jbiri "I can sell anything to anyone! I can sell meat to vegans!" 

End of the season Jbiri" I could not sell South Dakota to Miona."

Thank you.  I had a rough Easter and this made me laugh out loud and, as Cher says, snap out of it.

These two need to just stop.  Rapid City is in the middle of nowhere.  The closest large city is probably Minneapolis (Denver?)

I was trying to figure out the tattoos - I thought the large man's face was Frank Sinatra.

10 hours ago, magemaud said:

Bilal is a cruel jerk for playing this trick on Shaeeda. I'd never forgive him if I were her. 

I would be gone.  Like that minute.  I have always made my own money asshole.

[magemaud]

2 hours ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

I was trying to figure out the tattoos - I thought the large man's face was Frank Sinatra.

I think that will be a fun activity this season with everyone trying to guess the various tattooed faces! 

Kudos to whomever already nicknamed him Jibberish! 

As far as Bilal pretending to be poor as a test, wouldn't Shy (can't spell her name yet) be suspicious when he gave her a pretty impressive engagement ring? 

[Mindthinkr]

3 minutes ago, magemaud said:

I think that will be a fun activity this season with everyone trying to guess the various tattooed faces! 

Kudos to whomever already nicknamed him Jibberish! 

As far as Bilal pretending to be poor as a test, wouldn't Shy (can't spell her name yet) be suspicious when he gave her a pretty impressive engagement ring? 

She’ll probably head to the nearest pawn store to see if it’s cubic zirconia. Not smart. They may tell you it’s fake, but it might be real. I wouldn’t trust them. A jeweler would be a smarter choice. 

[Baltimore Betty]

15 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Kudos to whomever already nicknamed him Jibberish! 

I wish it was I who were that clever!  Truly genius.

 

[magemaud]

In the season preview, we got a glimpse of Ari in her sparkly green minidress at Biniyam’s MMA match. I remember seeing the photos from last Summer where they appear to be shilling Brooklyn based Victoria pasta sauce. They are standing next to a rather masculine looking woman who might be Victoria herself. 

As an added surprise 

Spoiler

Angela was spotted in the audience and “both beauties looked glamourous in their stunning dresses”. I wonder if we will see her 

 

[FrancescaFiore]

3 hours ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

Thank you.  I had a rough Easter and this made me laugh out loud and, as Cher says, snap out of it.

((Hugs.)) I absolutely live to make people laugh for that very reason. It's my mission. Being able to let yourself just guffaw is one of life's greatest indulgences. 😘

[Floatingbison]

1 hour ago, magemaud said:

I think that will be a fun activity this season with everyone trying to guess the various tattooed faces! 

Kudos to whomever already nicknamed him Jibberish! 

As far as Bilal pretending to be poor as a test, wouldn't Shy (can't spell her name yet) be suspicious when he gave her a pretty impressive engagement ring? 

I think he was trying to recreate Mt. Rushmore, but with different people.  He lives in South Dakota, after all!

Edited April 18, 2022 by Floatingbison

[Baltimore Betty]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

I think he was trying to recreate Mt. Rushmore, but with different people.  He lives in South Dakota, after all!

I could not even get in bed with someone with all those faces on their chest, so many eyes looking at me, yeesh.

[Frozendiva]

On 4/18/2022 at 12:15 PM, Floatingbison said:

I think he was trying to recreate Mt. Rushmore, but with different people.  He lives in South Dakota, after all!

I was reminded of the Dr.Who ep when the alien ate the folks and you could see their faces through his skin.

Edited April 20, 2022 by Frozendiva
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