Floatingbison September 13, 2021 Share September 13, 2021 I just got snarked like I never got snarked before! 8 1 Link to comment
goofygirl September 13, 2021 Share September 13, 2021 You guys were super hysterical tonight! Fabulous snark! Have a great week! 6 Link to comment
magemaud September 13, 2021 Share September 13, 2021 16 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said: I ran out of Method Cleaning Spray Cucumber Scent and found out today that it has been discontinued. What the hell craziness is that? In the past few weeks, they’ve discontinued my favorite toothpaste and hair styling gel. I’ve found both on eBay for about four times their usual cost Link to comment
magemaud September 13, 2021 Share September 13, 2021 17 minutes ago, Frozendiva said: Did the Hare Krishna gig not work out? The priest explained to Jenny that she'd actually have to WORK as a missionary, so she opted out 9 2 Link to comment
Floatingbison September 13, 2021 Share September 13, 2021 2 hours ago, brillia79 said: Covid stress eating did a number on many of us. All that damn sourdough and all those cookies. I too, have gained a bit of blubber during covid. This damn disease. . . am I right? 1 2 Link to comment
Floatingbison September 13, 2021 Share September 13, 2021 2 hours ago, OoogleEyes said: Oh dear, the testosterone smell from this scene 🙄🙄 One look at these two and boom! Instant pregnancy! 3 Link to comment
Sile September 13, 2021 Share September 13, 2021 2 hours ago, Emmeline said: Oh gosh, that’s where I always saw them, O’Hare Airport in Chicago. When I was a kid I thought they were called Hare (pronounced like hair) Krishnas because they were always at O'Hare. 6 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker September 13, 2021 Share September 13, 2021 6 hours ago, Sile said: When I was a kid I thought they were called Hare (pronounced like hair) Krishnas because they were always at O'Hare. I thought the same thing! When I was young I thought they believed in hares. 3 Link to comment
Mrs. Hanson September 13, 2021 Share September 13, 2021 13 hours ago, Gobi said: "Welcome to Wal-Mart. When are we getting married?! "Welcome to Wal-Mart. When is Sumit going to marry me?" My internet is STILL out - grrrr.....so no following the live chat and I have not even watched the episode that dropped on D plus. When it returns I have a A LOT of catching up to do. Skimming this thread....you guys were on fire tonight! 2 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety September 13, 2021 Share September 13, 2021 See, Natalie? You’re not the only one who this happens to— FROM THE DAILY MAIL: 'Am I a WHAT?' Jennifer Aniston thinks Josie Gibson calls her a HOOKER during interview (when she actually called her a 'hugger') leaving Reese Witherspoon in hysterics 7 Link to comment
Mrs. Hanson September 13, 2021 Share September 13, 2021 1 hour ago, Auntie Anxiety said: See, Natalie? You’re not the only one who this happens to— FROM THE DAILY MAIL: 'Am I a WHAT?' Jennifer Aniston thinks Josie Gibson calls her a HOOKER during interview (when she actually called her a 'hugger') leaving Reese Witherspoon in hysterics That whole argument reminds me of the middle schoolers I work with who hang on to real or perceived grudges FOREVER. Or as they say 4-EVAH! 4 Link to comment
DanaMB September 13, 2021 Share September 13, 2021 I’m watching now. Bored. I’m sure reading everyone’s snark will help. 4 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety September 13, 2021 Share September 13, 2021 20 hours ago, magemaud said: Wouldn’t you hate to be his seatmate on these flights? He proselytizes about the Mormon religion for the entire flight. And upon take off and landing, he takes out his Bible and reads relevant passages to the people in his row, just in case something untoward happens. 4 Link to comment
Trackdawg September 13, 2021 Share September 13, 2021 21 hours ago, Gobi said: Instead of penis pals. 6 Link to comment
Trackdawg September 13, 2021 Share September 13, 2021 21 hours ago, Gobi said: I thought it was butt bongo. 6 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker September 13, 2021 Share September 13, 2021 6 hours ago, Auntie Anxiety said: See, Natalie? You’re not the only one who this happens to— FROM THE DAILY MAIL: 'Am I a WHAT?' Jennifer Aniston thinks Josie Gibson calls her a HOOKER during interview (when she actually called her a 'hugger') leaving Reese Witherspoon in hysterics No, she said “hookah”. 31 minutes ago, Trackdawg said: I find it interesting how Ari doesn’t like Bini playing ass bongos but then she invites her ex to Ethiopia. 21 hours ago, Angry Moldovan said: I was just thinking wouldn’t she be in the way? She would totally be interfering with the people in the island that are trying to get aid. 3 Link to comment
Gobi September 14, 2021 Share September 14, 2021 38 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said: She would totally be trying to get laid. FTFY 3 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety September 14, 2021 Share September 14, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, Hotel Snarker said: She would totally be interfering with the people in the island that are trying to get aid laid. FTFY @Gobi, I should have read ahead. Are we all becoming part of the borg? Edited September 14, 2021 by Auntie Anxiety 6 Link to comment
Mrs. Hanson September 14, 2021 Share September 14, 2021 15 hours ago, Hotel Snarker said: Bini playing ass bongos I never found that to be entertaining. Maybe I am a rough crowd. 16 hours ago, Auntie Anxiety said: He proselytizes about the Mormon religion for the entire flight. And upon take off and landing, he takes out his Bible and reads relevant passages to the people in his row, just in case something untoward happens. If he sat next to me I would politely ask him to stop. If he kept up, which I am sure he would, I would just straight up tell him to shut it. After that I would ask to change seats. I don't like ANYONE talking to me ad nauseum on a flight. About anything. Although......I would take his religion talk over someone nattering on about their baby, toddler or grandkids. 2 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety September 14, 2021 Share September 14, 2021 30 minutes ago, Mrs. Hanson said: 15 hours ago, Hotel Snarker said: Bini playing ass bongos I never found that to be entertaining. Maybe I am a rough crowd. You didn’t find it entertaining because it wasn’t entertaining. It was flat out stupid. I watched the above clip (courtesy of @Trackdawg) a few more times and it was cringeworthy. And don’t forget: Bini is also an aspiring rapper. 🙄 1 5 Link to comment
magemaud September 14, 2021 Share September 14, 2021 (edited) Watching again-Bini appears to enjoy smacking the butt bongos too much. Edited September 14, 2021 by magemaud 1 Link to comment
Wanda September 14, 2021 Share September 14, 2021 On 9/12/2021 at 8:54 PM, Angry Moldovan said: Snark Fest part TWO will be in Boston the first week of November. Ms Pepper can regale us with her wit and intellect. I will be the drunk in the corner. *raises hand* I’m in Sharon. I’ll mask up and come. I’ll go to the gym and get my snark muscles back in shape. 2 Link to comment
OoogleEyes September 14, 2021 Share September 14, 2021 On 9/12/2021 at 10:19 PM, magemaud said: The priest explained to Jenny that she'd actually have to WORK as a missionary, so she opted out Just confirmation that this woman has absolutely no shame. Waitamintue....am I envious?🤔 On 9/13/2021 at 6:13 AM, Hotel Snarker said: I thought the same thing! When I was young I thought they believed in hares. I do believe in bunnies, I do believe in bunnies, I do, I do, I do believe in bunnies... 2 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker September 14, 2021 Share September 14, 2021 21 hours ago, Auntie Anxiety said: FTFY @Gobi, I should have read ahead. Are we all becoming part of the borg? Your version of my statement is much better than @Gobi’s, IMO! 7 hours ago, Mrs. Hanson said: I never found that to be entertaining. Maybe I am a rough crowd. I didn’t find it very entertaining either. I would not want a full time career slapping people’s asses for a living. That’s just weird. But then again, Ari has a huge problem with that and then invites her ex to Ethiopia. What a hypocrite. 2 Link to comment
Trackdawg September 16, 2021 Share September 16, 2021 (edited) On 9/14/2021 at 8:11 AM, Auntie Anxiety said: You didn’t find it entertaining because it wasn’t entertaining. It was flat out stupid. I watched the above clip (courtesy of @Trackdawg) a few more times and it was cringeworthy. And don’t forget: Bini is also an aspiring rapper. 🙄 He'll never hold a candle to my boy (no, not that one): I've long meant to GIF the "Hella Hot Sauce" song...but people around here have warned me not to let something like that touch the Macs I do music on*...so maybe I'll hafta borrow TrackKitty's or something 🤔 *https://www.merriam-webster.com/video/ending-a-sentence-with-a-preposition Edited September 16, 2021 by Trackdawg 4 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety September 16, 2021 Share September 16, 2021 28 minutes ago, Trackdawg said: *https://www.merriam-webster.com/video/ending-a-sentence-with-a-preposition Just one more reason to adore you.⬆️ 1 Link to comment
Trackdawg September 17, 2021 Share September 17, 2021 39 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said: Just one more reason to adore you.⬆️ 5 Link to comment
OoogleEyes September 17, 2021 Share September 17, 2021 14 hours ago, Trackdawg said: *https://www.merriam-webster.com/video/ending-a-sentence-with-a-preposition This is such a relief 2 Link to comment
Trackdawg September 19, 2021 Share September 19, 2021 On 8/29/2021 at 5:05 PM, Pepper Mostly said: Its another of the tropes Matt Sharp is so fond of--"eating weird food". Its on one of the bingo cards I made up ages ago. I'll have to look for them. I think I have some notes for another one, someplace. 4 2 Link to comment
greekmom September 19, 2021 Share September 19, 2021 Hey Peeps. Ready to snark. SteVen is a freaking weirdo. 11 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker September 19, 2021 Share September 19, 2021 Hello guys! I am feeling much better today than I did on Wednesday! I got very frustrated because a friend of a friend was annoying me to death on Facebook. They were calling me names like "chairwoman" and "Karen" because they didn't like some of the things I was posting. I am a person who is not afraid to show my true self online or in public. Whether people like it or not, I will be who I want to be. When I told the person who was attacking me those things, they said, "I don't care" and continued to bully me. They said I was spreading misinformation about the news and was telling people what to do all the time when I was doing the exact opposite of that. Some of my Facebook friends agreed with this person and turned on me for confronting them. I felt very hurt and upset, decided to block the person, get off of Facebook for a while, and lay in my bed for about an hour. The next day, I went to go see a therapist and visit some of my besties in Raleigh. I also decided to visit my parents and just got home from a friend's party. I feel much better now, but I still am looking forward to your snark. 1 15 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly September 19, 2021 Share September 19, 2021 On 9/14/2021 at 1:10 PM, Wanda said: *raises hand* I’m in Sharon. I’ll mask up and come. I’ll go to the gym and get my snark muscles back in shape. @Wanda, that's wonderful! Our @Angry Moldovan will be in Boston on Nov 1 and 2, and Salem Nov. 3! Right now I am plumping for Salem as the venue for our shenanigans but Boston also works. I am at the disposal of the convenience of my fellow snarkers. So how about it, Massachusetts and environs peeps? Anybody down to meet up with AM and me in November? Lets party! 1 7 Link to comment
Angry Moldovan September 19, 2021 Share September 19, 2021 I’m here, but with Benadryl and if it’s boring and I fall asleep you know why 2 8 Link to comment
greekmom September 19, 2021 Share September 19, 2021 2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said: Hello guys! I am feeling much better today than I did on Wednesday! I got very frustrated because a friend of a friend was annoying me to death on Facebook. They were calling me names like "chairwoman" and "Karen" because they didn't like some of the things I was posting. I am a person who is not afraid to show my true self online or in public. Whether people like it or not, I will be who I want to be. When I told the person who was attacking me those things, they said, "I don't care" and continued to bully me. They said I was spreading misinformation about the news and was telling people what to do all the time when I was doing the exact opposite of that. Some of my Facebook friends agreed with this person and turned on me for confronting them. I felt very hurt and upset, decided to block the person, get off of Facebook for a while, and lay in my bed for about an hour. The next day, I went to go see a therapist and visit some of my besties in Raleigh. I also decided to visit my parents and just got home from a friend's party. I feel much better now, but I still am looking forward to your snark. Sorry to hear that. I am glad you are doing better. I just block or unfriend those so called "friends". I actually keep snoozing one. Just now, Angry Moldovan said: I’m here, but with Benadryl and if it’s boring and I fall asleep you know why Hope you feel better! 4 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly September 19, 2021 Share September 19, 2021 2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said: Hello guys! I am feeling much better today than I did on Wednesday! I got very frustrated because a friend of a friend was annoying me to death on Facebook. They were calling me names like "chairwoman" and "Karen" because they didn't like some of the things I was posting. I am a person who is not afraid to show my true self online or in public. Whether people like it or not, I will be who I want to be. When I told the person who was attacking me those things, they said, "I don't care" and continued to bully me. They said I was spreading misinformation about the news and was telling people what to do all the time when I was doing the exact opposite of that. Some of my Facebook friends agreed with this person and turned on me for confronting them. I felt very hurt and upset, decided to block the person, get off of Facebook for a while, and lay in my bed for about an hour. The next day, I went to go see a therapist and visit some of my besties in Raleigh. I also decided to visit my parents and just got home from a friend's party. I feel much better now, but I still am looking forward to your snark. Sending hugs, @Hotel Snarker! I'm always out of sorts when I have a dustup with someone on Facebook so I can relate. I'm glad you were able to sort things out in a way that suits your spirit and that you are happier today! 7 Link to comment
My Girls September 19, 2021 Share September 19, 2021 Looking forward to a whole lotta crap tonight!! 2 7 Link to comment
Angry Moldovan September 20, 2021 Share September 20, 2021 3 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said: Hello guys! I am feeling much better today than I did on Wednesday! I got very frustrated because a friend of a friend was annoying me to death on Facebook. They were calling me names like "chairwoman" and "Karen" because they didn't like some of the things I was posting. I am a person who is not afraid to show my true self online or in public. Whether people like it or not, I will be who I want to be. When I told the person who was attacking me those things, they said, "I don't care" and continued to bully me. They said I was spreading misinformation about the news and was telling people what to do all the time when I was doing the exact opposite of that. Some of my Facebook friends agreed with this person and turned on me for confronting them. I felt very hurt and upset, decided to block the person, get off of Facebook for a while, and lay in my bed for about an hour. The next day, I went to go see a therapist and visit some of my besties in Raleigh. I also decided to visit my parents and just got home from a friend's party. I feel much better now, but I still am looking forward to your snark. I have has FB runs in that I have stewed on for days. After the GF incident I culled my FB list. I won’t tolerate racism 11 Link to comment
TazDevil September 20, 2021 Share September 20, 2021 What up Peeps!!!! So bummed I missed the live snarking the last two episodes (Jenny trying to be a Hare Krishna what????) but I read all your posts and you all were on fire!! Let's get this shitshow started!!! 11 Link to comment
Floatingbison September 20, 2021 Share September 20, 2021 Hey everybody, I'm here and ready to snark 11 Link to comment
greekmom September 20, 2021 Share September 20, 2021 Stupid observation. Can't Some meat just say his passport is lost and get a new one? 1 1 10 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly September 20, 2021 Share September 20, 2021 Ari thinks BINI has a lot of things to work on? Oh that is precious. 1 6 2 Link to comment
Gobi September 20, 2021 Share September 20, 2021 As Jenny would say, "Harry Charisma everyone!" 11 1 Link to comment
OoogleEyes September 20, 2021 Share September 20, 2021 Let's see how long I can stomach these knuckleheads... 3 5 Link to comment
Mrs. Landingham September 20, 2021 Share September 20, 2021 Let’s do this, darlings! 8 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety September 20, 2021 Share September 20, 2021 @Hotel Snarker, we’re always here and we don’t judge, except for the people we’re watching on TV. Hello friends. I’m ready to unleash the Snarken! 2 8 Link to comment
Angry Moldovan September 20, 2021 Share September 20, 2021 Just now, greekmom said: Stupid observation. Can't Some meat just say his passport is lost and get a new one? But that would ruin his scam, and require critical thinking from Jennay 12 Link to comment
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