90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Hotel Snarker]

Hamza is way too good for this cunty woman.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jasmine’s mother: Get this asshole outta here.

[Angry Moldovan]

8 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Yeah, I agree. 

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Old social media posts of his surfaced where he was caught saying the N word and telling President Obama to "go back and be president in Kenya". Fire him, TLC.

 

TLC finds the dregs of the sewers yet again

[magemaud]

26 minutes ago, Tuneful said:

Gino couldn't pack one nice outfit (or two) and shoes, in case he met her family or went somewhere nice? Or pick up a shirt and pants?

He could have bought one nice outfit on that shopping spree Jasmine forced on him. Instead, he left the store empty-handed

[Doublemint]

4 minutes ago, tvrox said:

A new translator! Like Adam from the previous season. 

Adam was the best - this guy - no so much.   But he can conversate with Jasmine.

[For Cereals]

2 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Why is it hard for Hamsy to understand that Mem-fis and her ex co parent her kids? You have to "conversate" with the father when you have kids.

I think it’s different there.  Since divorce is so frowned upon and his experience is his dad being completely out of the picture and his mom being shunned.  Probably doesn’t know co-parenting because they don’t know each other other than shower cap sexy time.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, greekmom said:

I can't believe the green card is THAT appealing for Hamza.

Big boobies…sexy time. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Is it wierd that I think Jasmine’s Mom is very beautiful?

[Suzywriter]

Memphis didn't think to ask how couples in wherever they are manage parenting if they divoress. That might have helped. LEARN ABOUT HIS CULTURE!

[Frozendiva]

Wonder if Jasmine's little sister will go down the plastic surgery route.

[Hotel Snarker]

Muchas Bueno?!?!?

Gino, you're acting like a fool, yo.

[OneGuy]

It's good to see Gino making his best effort to respect and conform to the culture. 

[CrazyInAlabama]

3 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Anybody else surprised Mommy Dericco is pregnant AGAIN? 

Wait, I thought Big Ed and Liz were engaged. Now he’s on The Single Life AGAIN? 

Spoiler

At least we don't have to think the taxpayers are paying for the 14 kids, Mommy Clown Car uterus got caught committing fraud, and collecting a ton of government benefits, so no more money for her and her brood, ever.   There are also a lot of articles showing the interesting background of both parents.

Memphis needs a better wig, or a hairline adjustment.        

[charmed1]

“Moo-Chaz Bwen-Ez.” Mother Jasmine is disgusted.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Gino tucks his ears into the hat. Is that a new trend or something?

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

Adam was the best - this guy - no so much.   But he can conversate with Jasmine.

He was a good dude…owns a cat sanctuary and used his ‘fame’ and TLC cash to help animals

[ExMathMajor]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Is it wierd that I think Jasmine’s Mom is very beautiful?

Not at all...both of her daughters are pretty.

Gino's voice is annoying the fuck out of me for some reason...

[tvrox]

40 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Hey all not in the best mood as it is the first anniversary of my dads death…alone due to lockdown in ICU ….I need the snark but very sleep deprived and sad today

So sorry. Hang in there. 

[OoogleEyes]

These men are all so creepy 

[magemaud]

Mahogany is real and she's SPECTACULAR! 

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Is it wierd that I think Jasmine’s Mom is very beautiful?

Mom is a natural beauty - better than Jasmine.

[Auntie Anxiety]

A picture of jasmine’s breasts show up in the photo album.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, tvrox said:

You are very nice to help and host this woman. 

Thank you, friend. I don't mind, really, but she is at my house ALL DAY and my husband feels like we all (me, him, her and her son) have to be together ALL DAY and I like my alone time. And, as I said, I'd never met her before and we have nothing in common and god its so stressful and fraught. 

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Memphis: I know I have a strong personality.

Me: Ya think?

"I have a strong personality" is Asshole for "I'm an asshole". Facts-a strong personality is not license to be a complete dickhead. Sheesh. See also: "I have no filter and will be brutally honest". 

[Straycat80]

Why isn’t Gino asking about Jasmines two kids? And where are they anyway? 

[Angry Moldovan]

5 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Memphis yells at me a lot. Uh, Hamz, it will continue after you are married.

She gives me a headache

[Baltimore Betty]

What difference does it make if Jasmine had boyfriends when she was younger?

Is Jasmine mad at her mother for showing photos of her? lol.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Where are Jasmines’s children?

[Mr. Miner]

🥱😴

[OneGuy]

Just now, ExMathMajor said:

Not at all...both of her daughters are pretty.

Gino's voice is annoying the fuck out of me for some reason...

The reason is . . . he has an annoying voice.

[Hotel Snarker]

“And I wish I still had power over her so I could forbid her from having you as a boyfriend Gino…”

[LennieBriscoe]

What does Hamza see in this troll?! She's like a Composite Bad 7 Dwarves:

Yelly, Stumpy, Dopey, Pushy, Nasally, Bossy, and Fug. 

[GrammyPammy]

Gino is just weird. His eyeglasses aren’t even resting on his ears but on the sides of his bald skull. And the strange faces he makes! Jasmine’s mom is NOT impressed…

[Eldemarge]

Help, I am cringing out of my body.

[TMI]

Why didn't gino wear the button down shirt from his talking head instead of that ratty red t shirt.

 

also..jasmine..just tell mom that he is uncomfortable about being bald....not that he wants to keep his hat on during prayers.

[sainte-chapelle]

Jasmine was a beautiful child…her mom is a beautiful older woman….please no surgery 

[charmed1]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Is it wierd that I think Jasmine’s Mom is very beautiful?

She’s a pretty lady.

[greekmom]

Gino looks like he came from the beach.

He's no prize.

But neither is Jasmine.

[CrazyInAlabama]

6 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Why isn’t Gino asking about Jasmines two kids? And where are they anyway? 

The older one is with the father, and the younger one is supposedly staying with Jasmine's mother.   Anyone wonder if the 'younger sister' at Jasmine's mother's home is actually the oldest of Jasmine's kids?   

Edited March 7, 2022 by CrazyInAlabama

[Auntie Anxiety]

So if they get married, Jasmine’s kids never see their father again?

[Hotel Snarker]

Gino is the guy you bring home and disappoint your parents with. They’ll be happy for you being happy but so so so so so disappointed knowing all the better that’s out there for you.

[Straycat80]

Poor mom Jasmine. She looks so unhappy that her dumb daughter is going to marry such a moron. 

[Frozendiva]

Jasmine, you can accept the proposal and ask for a long engagement.

[charmed1]

Just now, CrazyInAlabama said:

The older one is with the father, and the younger one is supposedly staying with her mother.   Anyone wonder if the 'younger sister' is actually another of Jasmine's kids?   

That was my first thought.

[ExMathMajor]

I need someone to make a meme of Mama Jasmine's face upon hearing that Gino wants her blessing. I need it immediatemente.

[tvrox]

42 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Yeah, I also need the snark to cheer me up. On Friday, I had an incident happen to me where someone in the building right next to where I work insulted me and told me to "get AIDS". That comment was really unsettling and I was very unhappy for the rest of the day. Please cheer me up, my snarkers!

What the hell? That's horrible. I'm so sorry. 

[LennieBriscoe]

Red baggy T-shirt? That's nothing! Gino is wearing a cross-body murse! 👜

Edited March 7, 2022 by LennieBriscoe

[Eldemarge]

Mom, this ugly man is 20 years older than me, needs serious therapy, doesn't have a job, and sent his ex-girlfriend topless photos of me.  Is it fine if I marry him???

[Baltimore Betty]

Hump test all the beds...I can go without that commercial for the rest of my life.

[Pepper Mostly]

Mama Jasmine: Looking at Jasmine, I can see the joy radiating from her face

Pepper Mostly: That's just the Botox.

[Bees52]

Jasmine, did you tell your mom about him texting your topless pics to his ex? She probably wouldn't have approved of Gino then...