90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Your co-worker is not alone in this. 

I KNOW she is not alone when she gets physically repulsed by Kimbaaaly begging Usman for sex.

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Johnny has an ex wife. 

See? He already married the only available candidate!

[magemaud]

Memphis, put that damn wig on straight! 

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

GURL. THAT WIG.

The baby hair is killing me…

[LEILANI2]

OMG The nerve of that sociopath lying about his age by 2 whole years.

[greekmom]

What is wrong with her hair?

[tvrox]

1 hour ago, kacesq said:

That house is depressing,

And Mike only gets one room. How are Ximena and the kids going to fit? 

[Frozendiva]

Memphis, you need to go back home, take another six months, visit Hamza again and see if there is a marriage possibility.

[charmed1]

Memphis has a tramp stamp. One of her many bad decisions.

[Baltimore Betty]

The way Memphis says "divorace." UGH.

[TazDevil]

Can someone go back to the first episode where we "met" Hamza and see if the chyron shows his age as "28"?  I noticed when watching the "More to Love" episode that it now shows as "26".

[emergency ring]

big sis: are you hiding anything from him?

memphis: no.. BUT

 

GIRL!!!

[Tuneful]

7 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

Sadly, I haven’t heard from the guy I was kinda sorta seeing in over a week. No Valentine’s Day text or call. 

You don't want someone who doesn't even have the most basic manners like telling you (and not around Valentine's Day) if it's not working out for him and wishing you well. Ghosting = loser. 

...I bet he shows up again and says something lame like he's been busy...a lot of guys do that...  

Edited February 21, 2022 by Tuneful

[LEILANI2]

What's worse your boyfriend telling you he's 28 instead of 26 or you fucking your ex.

[renatae]

On 2/6/2022 at 9:02 PM, sainte-chapelle said:

She took his hat I am dead!!!!!

AM I the only one thinking Jasmine may actually have feelings for Geno, or am I being a Pollyanna again?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ugh, Memphis, get some counseling and focus on your emotional issues. You have a lot of baggage that needs to be addressed before yo can have a healthy relationship.

[Suzywriter]

This episode is a snooze.

[Hotel Snarker]

She doesn’t deserve Hamza.

[ExMathMajor]

Memphis' friend: "Have you been open and honest with him about everything?"

Nope. About that hair...

[RichiesOlderBro]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

yeah but if that's the case, why isn't she shopping State side?

Asian fetish. 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

What is wrong with her hair?

she put it on in a hurry.

[Doublemint]

Memphis is afraid Hazma will be jealous of her ex.   It's her biggest fear!   I can think of at least a dozen bigger ones, but that's just me.

[OneGuy]

Man, these segments can be tedious.  I'm only here because you all are here.

[sainte-chapelle]

I was out with hubby but this scene with Memphis is everything 

[RichiesOlderBro]

2 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

Can someone go back to the first episode where we "met" Hamza and see if the chyron shows his age as "28"?  I noticed when watching the "More to Love" episode that it now shows as "26".

 

[Hotel Snarker]

Hamza, she handed you an exit in a big fat bow. Run.

[Angry Moldovan]

Back to Tennessee Ms Memphis

[Floatingbison]

I think the show tonight has been a nail biter... Kim and Soulja, Mahog, and Gino's noggin...what a time to be alive

[Auntie Anxiety]

Memphis’s expression looks like “You better get the answer right, Hazmat.”

[TazDevil]

Oh good.  Jasmine did bring other clothes to the resort.  Why hasn't she left yet??

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, renatae said:

AM I the only one thinking Jasmine may actually have feelings for Geno, or am I being a Pollyanna again?

She's feeling out of control. She thought she was leading Geno around by the nose. Instead, he turns out to be more sociopathic than she is. 

[greekmom]

At least Jasmine is out of that swim suit

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

Man, these segments can be tedious.  I'm only here because you all are here.

That's the same reason that I'm strugging to stay awake. 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, TazDevil said:

Oh good.  Jasmine did bring other clothes to the resort.  Why hasn't she left yet??

Maybe the plane comes only a few times per week?

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Memphis’s expression looks like “You better get the answer right, Hazmat.”

Aunty, we’re you the one that mentioned the righteous gemstones? It is so dark and funny. I’m hooked

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

This episode is a snooze.

It is, but as always, you, my dear fellow snarkers, make it not only bearable but enjoyable!

[Gobi]

Just now, greekmom said:

At least Jasmine is out of that swim suit

She's probably wearing it under the dress.

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

Back to Tennessee Ms Memphis

Tennessee? Excuse me, ma'am. Muskegon, Mitch AGAIN.

[Wollstonecraft]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ugh, Memphis, get some counseling and focus on your emotional issues. You have a lot of baggage that needs to be addressed before yo can have a healthy is

Isn't this genius a PA dealing in psychology or something? Would never go see her f'd up ass.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Maybe the plane comes only a few times per week?

Bar bill goes on Gino’s credit card. 

[Shelbie]

Memphis is PISSED that she doesn’t get to control Hamza and he can refuse to marry her.

 

[Mr. Miner]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

At least Jasmine is out of that swim suit

Took a putty knife to get it off.

[For Cereals]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I was out with hubby but this scene with Memphis is everything 

Her smacking his hand away from his own translator made me LOL 

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Tennessee? Excuse me, ma'am. Muskegon, Mitch AGAIN.

I can’t help it ms hotel, it makes me laugh and that’s all that matters to me

[Tuneful]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

That's the same reason that I'm strugging to stay awake. 

Did Caaaaaleb and Alina show up? At least that bizarreness and Elijah's digs were something to stay up for. 

[charmed1]

I want to style Gino’s little patch of hair. Like maybe use the tiny little Marcel curlers on it, or throw some finger waves in it. Or maybe dye it red and shave an outline of a baseball cap in it.

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

 

Oooohhh... NOW I want to see the chyrons from the episode where we found out he lied about his age!!  Was it "28" at the beginning and then switched to "26"??  If the graphics people were evil like we are, they would have done it like "28" "26", with a whoosh noise when they struck out the "28" LOL!!!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I was out with hubby but this scene with Memphis is everything 

And wasn't she, just last week, threatening to call off the wedding? Now she's all distraught when Hamza floats that notion? This girl is not right. 

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Aunty, we’re you the one that mentioned the righteous gemstones? It is so dark and funny. I’m hooked

I love that show!! That crazy song Baby Billy and Amy Lee is stuck in my head.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Mr. Miner said:

Took a putty knife to get it off.

💀💀💀💀💀💀so so bad mr miner