90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Angry Moldovan]

I find mikes ears adorbs 

[Toodleoo]

Just now, greekmom said:

I hate farters.

I mean it happens sometimes. But does it really need to be broadcast nationally??

[GrammyPammy]

I didn’t sleep well last night and have been dozing off throughout the show. Unfortunately I was awake for the recap of Caleb and Ximena’s sexual exploits, Memphis’ bathroom noises, and now Mike’s fart. Y’all, I just don’t know if I can keep watching this dreck…

Maybe if I watch it on mute.

Edited January 17, 2022 by GrammyPammy

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

Did Mike just fart? Romantic. 

How did I miss that

[greekmom]

Wonder if Mike did the math on how young Ximena was when she had kid #1

[EtheltoTillie]

Hitman!  Run!  

[mmecorday]

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Did Ximena just say "I don't like it" about kissing Mike? 

I think Mike farted while they were kissing.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Does Ximena know that she’ll be the caretaker for Mike’s father and grandfather?

[Toodleoo]

LOL even that translator app was incredulous that Ximena lived with a hitman.

[CrazyInAlabama]

13 minutes ago, greekmom said:

stupid question.

Is that 1000 pound sister doing shots from those little airplane bottles?

Because she can probably chug a whole bottle of tequila and still be sober.

 

Yes, she's doing the little airplane bottles, and huge drinks, and goes on a booze run judging from the previews.     

She's so delusional.

Mike and Ximena are scaring me.   Are you supposed to mention the hitman as an ex?    You would think a hitman would be a little cranky about being broadcast on TV. 

[Doublemint]

Mike just peed in the water.   He should jump on a plane asap.

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

Mike- first male on 90 Day to fart on TV.

No, SteVen beat him to it! 

[charmed1]

“Well he’s dead now, but he was really into computers and poop. McAfee was his name I believe.”

[Pepper Mostly]

Even the translation app sounded shocked by the hitman revelation. 

[Toodleoo]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Even the translation app sounded shocked by the hitman revelation. 

Jinx!

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Except he wants a hot piece of espicey Latina ass. Sure, he could probably meet a nice woman a bingo or bowling or at the local town meeting or doing volunteer work. But she'd be in Mike's league. He's not interested. 

And  that is the reason this show will go forever. Plenty of entitled Americans looking for hot foreigners looking for a way out

[LEILANI2]

The title of this episode should have been: EVERY BODY FARTS..EVERY BODY POOPS

[EtheltoTillie]

Mike is starting to wise up?  

[Hotel Snarker]

Yeah, I think I heard the fart too. The cocaine fart. And Ximena’s going to act like Mike’s farts are a deal breaker for her.

[Frozendiva]

I would get out. The hitman is still alive and on the loose?

[Bees52]

Wow... is Ximena sure she should appear on tv, with a new man?

[Pepper Mostly]

Is Darcey drunk? She's behaving strangely, even for her.

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

The title of this episode should have been: EVERY BODY FARTS..EVERY BODY POOPS

Isn't that an REM song?

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Toodleoo said:

LOL even that translator app was incredulous that Ximena lived with a hitman.

It’s a Tarantino film waiting to happen

[Toodleoo]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

I would get out. The hitman is still alive and on the loose?

Where is your sense of adventurrrrrrrre

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

Mike just peed in the water.   He should jump on a plane asap.

He totes pees in the pool

[Suzywriter]

Dear God!! Ximena was a traveler, and she crowed. She has to get out of the country for sure.

[greekmom]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Is Darcey drunk? She's behaving strangely, even for her.

When is Darcey NOT drunk?

[For Cereals]

So far, Mike has had the best translation app on the show.

[RichiesOlderBro]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

I would get out. The hitman is still alive and on the loose?

I have the feeling that was 10 years ago. 

[TazDevil]

Wait until Mike watches the show and hears the story of how she got pregnant with her second child!

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Toodleoo said:

Where is your sense of adventurrrrrrrre

It’s like a bad lifetime movie

[LEILANI2]

Or perhaps, Xmina is borrowing a storyline from Narcos.

[rideashire]

Oh yeah sure, I absolutely would sign up to be on a tv show about finding love if my ex was a hitman that threatened to kill me and he's still out in the wild somewhere...

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

The title of this episode should have been: EVERY BODY FARTS..EVERY BODY POOPS

🎶everybody farts, sometimes…….

 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Toodleoo said:

Where is your sense of adventurrrrrrrre

Getting a better home insurance policy in case me casa go boom.

[deedee2]

4 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

I think Mike farted while they were kissing.

So I keep reading. I'll have to watch it again to catch it.

[Auntie Anxiety]

KFC Beyond had some bad reviews. 

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

The title of this episode should have been: EVERY BODY FARTS..EVERY BODY POOPS

 

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, EtheltoTillie said:

Mike is starting to wise up?  

He’s getting laid. It’s going to be a while

[Straycat80]

3 minutes ago, EtheltoTillie said:

Mike is starting to wise up?  

Doubt it. He’s finally getting sex, that will trump all red flags and hitmen. 

[greekmom]

Doesn't Mike do the Pole run at some point?

[For Cereals]

Just now, rideashire said:

Oh yeah sure, I absolutely would sign up to be on a tv show about finding love if my ex was a hitman that threatened to kill me and he's still out in the wild somewhere...

And he now knows where you’d be living in the US

[sainte-chapelle]

Ewww Mike shoulD take some Score!

[Suzywriter]

1 hour ago, greekmom said:

Is it me or does Ben look like those guys who marry to hide their sexuality and then come out late in life?

Ooh, nailed it!

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

Isn't that an REM song?

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Beautiful sunset. Too bad we have to fuck it up with Hazmat and Memphis.

[SunnyBeBe]

I really wonder if it was her or the hit man who broke it off.  Lol

 

[greekmom]

Why is Hazma's sister wearing a toque in the house?!?!?!

[Mrs. Landingham]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Except he wants a hot piece of espicey Latina ass. Sure, he could probably meet a nice woman a bingo or bowling or at the local town meeting or doing volunteer work. But she'd be in Mike's league. He's not interested. 

Bingo. If you were to show guys like him a picture of a normal looking woman who lives in their area and wants to have a relationship with them and create a life together and grow old together, they’d go “meh”. Because they want a hot,  espicy, exotic girl who looks like a supermodel and cooks like Martha Stewart.