90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[TazDevil]

Ew.  Do not need to hear them rehashing their night of finally having sex.

Caleb's voice is really annoying.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m getting tired of Caleb and Alina playing it up for the camera. Do they have their porn website up and running yet?

[Mrs. Landingham]

Caleb’s morning-after pillow talk sounds so stilted, like he’s delivering a lecture to the local Kiwanis Club. It’s almost like it’s scripted, oh wait. 

[Toodleoo]

Wow 60 seconds in and I’m barfing as hard as Carrie and her date did this week on AJLT.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, greekmom said:

 

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Does Caleb have scratches on his back??

Ignore the above. That was a goof.

I saw that and 😂…they are really high up on his back

[Hotel Snarker]

The Caleb and Alina scenes are making me want to throw up!!!!

[Straycat80]

Hi all! Not really wanting to hear about Alina and Caleb’s sexy time.

[Frozendiva]

Caleb, one can simply just be an adult and ask what she likes.

[Toodleoo]

STTTTTOOOOOOOOOPPPPP

[charmed1]

Oh this is progressively gross. I should be watching 60 Minutes right now. I’m so disgusted with myself.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Enough with the sex scenes….it’s only because she is a little person 

TLC is trying to get into something, I’m not sure what but I don’t like it.

[sainte-chapelle]

Holy shit let’s move on already

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, TazDevil said:

Caleb's voice is really annoying.

He reminds me of some 1970’s FM radio deejay.

[kacesq]

Caleb is right “enjoyable” is damning with faint praise.

but I’m over this journey into sex with little people. 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I saw that and 😂…they are really high up on his back

Didn't Elijah have long fingernails?

[tvrox]

Hi all! Snowed in here in DC. 

[Doublemint]

Oh Cowlib - "Throw her around a bit".    We don't want to hear about positions.   Consult the kama sutra.   Maybe a trip to India will fix it for ya.

[Hotel Snarker]

Okay, we don’t need all the details on positions, Caleb. I don't want to hear about bent legs or throwing around in the bedroom.

[Pepper Mostly]

TMI TMI TMI!!! Jeeeeeeesus! Enough! 

[tvrox]

Just now, Doublemint said:

Oh Cowlib - "Throw her around a bit".    We don't want to hear about positions.   Consult the kama sutra.   Maybe a trip to India will fix it for ya.

No one should ever be "thrown around." WTF. 

[Mr. Miner]

Are you ok? I wasn’t sure you could accommodate my girth.

[Mrs. Landingham]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

He reminds me of some 1970’s FM radio deejay.

YES.

[greekmom]

Kim is such an idiot.

[Hotel Snarker]

Caleb took the camera person sitting in horror with their mouth open as an invitation to get even more graphic describing their sex.

[OneGuy]

It's either watch the Cowboys v. 49ers postgame or this Caleb v. Alina postgame.

[Frozendiva]

I would rarely, if ever, wear a band shirt if I was dating a musician. Maybe to clean house.

[mmecorday]

Greetings from snowy SW Virginia! It's been snowing most of the day, then it started sleeting, now it's sleeting and snowing. I just hope the power stays on! This is my backyard.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Doublemint said:

Oh Cowlib - "Throw her around a bit".    We don't want to hear about positions.   Consult the kama sutra.   Maybe a trip to India will fix it for ya.

Maybe Jenny will be the next notch on his belt. He might want to try an oldie

[Suzywriter]

i can't use the shift key tonight. posting is going to be tricky. hi, all. i went to the gym tonight for the first time in 4 months, and i may die before the end of the episode. 

Edited January 17, 2022 by Suzywriter

[kacesq]

Ya know...I’m pretty sure long time wives of rock stars don’t walk around in say...Bon Jovi or Springsteen shirts.

[Frozendiva]

Kimbaaaaly, wear some good perfume.

[TazDevil]

Her butt is bigger than the dancer's, but so is her gut!!

She walks like she's carrying a load in her pants.

[Straycat80]

Time for grandma and Usman who haven’t even kissed yet. Yay! Hopefully no sex talk here. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, kacesq said:

Ya know...I’m pretty sure long time wives of rock stars don’t walk around in say...Bon Jovi or Springsteen shirts.

But stalkers do

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

He reminds me of some 1970’s FM radio deejay.

"Heeeeeey, its your man with a plan Caleb, and we've got the new King Crimson album here in the studio, we'll be playing some cuts for you later. Meanwhile, here's some Jefferson Starship......"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Super Fan Girl cannot stop humiliating herself. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Kim:

• hates being called a superfan
• has multiple Sojaboy shirts
• also has no ass

[Toodleoo]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

i can't use the shift key tonight. posting is going to be tricky. hi, all. i went to the gym tonight for the first time in 4 months, and i may die before the end of the episode. 

Proud of you for your efforts!

[charmed1]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

He reminds me of some 1970’s FM radio deejay.

Johnny Fever Blister.

[rideashire]

If Kim doesn't wanna look like a groupie super fan then she needs to stop wearing his merch.

[magemaud]

I’m probably in the minority, but I never want to brush my teeth with someone else, spitting in the same sink, etc. ugh

[For Cereals]

2 minutes ago, tvrox said:

No one should ever be "thrown around." WTF. 

Weeeelllll…

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

i can't use the shift tonight. this is going to be tricky. hi, all. i went to the gym tonight for the first time in 4 months, and i may die before the end of the episode. 

Power thru! Stay with us!

[Angry Moldovan]

Oh no it’s haggis. Let’s offer gifts of fruit to TLC that we don’t get a blow by blow of Usman sexy time

[LEILANI2]

4 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

TLC is trying to get into something, I’m not sure what but I don’t like it.

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Edited January 17, 2022 by LEILANI2

[Toodleoo]

Ohhhh this video shoot is gonna go over like a turd in a punch bowl.

[Mrs. Landingham]

Kimbaaaaaaly, you don’t even rise to the level of a groupie because Usman isn’t going to sleep with you. You’re a pathetic fan hanging on the periphery of his operations with your nose pressed against the symbolic window. 

[Suzywriter]

kimbally calls usman 'oose man'. it's a subtle pronunciation difference, but it's really troubling to my ear. 

[endure]

8 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

Ew.  Do not need to hear them rehashing their night of finally having sex.

Caleb's voice is really annoying.

I think I don't know whether to laugh or cry sometimes, the dwarf tossing and sex is maybe pushing even my limits. But for the most part I come here to laugh with you guys or surely I would run in the other direction crying lol

Edited January 17, 2022 by endure

[TazDevil]

Do you think Kimbaaaaly is pissed that she didn't get the memo to wear the black USB Entertainment shirt?