tvrox January 10, 2022 Share January 10, 2022 Well she got one thing right-she is crazy. 12 Link to comment
OoogleEyes January 10, 2022 Share January 10, 2022 2 minutes ago, EtheltoTillie said: Editor focuses on Birkenstocks. You can pry my Birkenstocks from my cold dead feet 2 6 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety January 10, 2022 Share January 10, 2022 Word clothing is second cousin to word art. 4 8 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly January 10, 2022 Share January 10, 2022 2 minutes ago, EtheltoTillie said: Editor focuses on Birkenstocks. I spent years working in Cambridge, Mass. Birkenstocks don't faze me one bit. "Here papi, open the Christmas presents I bought you with your money". 12 Link to comment
Baltimore Betty January 10, 2022 Share January 10, 2022 1 minute ago, Frozendiva said: The eggs and the sad toast seem bleak. Especially when he didn't even toast the bread. 1 6 Link to comment
Suzywriter January 10, 2022 Share January 10, 2022 2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said: So he ignores that you're vegan and then gets you a toothbrush for Christmas. Also a complete dolt. Red flags. But I love that red handbag on the night table. Wow! 5 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker January 10, 2022 Share January 10, 2022 I’m a vegetarian and I would have killed him between this and the toothbrush. 1 1 9 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle January 10, 2022 Share January 10, 2022 Google vegan before cooking you idiot 2 7 Link to comment
RichiesOlderBro January 10, 2022 Share January 10, 2022 He brought a ring didn’t he? 1 4 Link to comment
Straycat80 January 10, 2022 Share January 10, 2022 Nothing says love plus Merry Christmas like a toothbrush. 1 8 6 Link to comment
Suzywriter January 10, 2022 Share January 10, 2022 So, Cricut has made it to Panama. 4 2 Link to comment
Frozendiva January 10, 2022 Author Share January 10, 2022 She is wearing lipstick when she wakes up? My mouth area usually feels cruddy in the AM. 4 Link to comment
Floatingbison January 10, 2022 Share January 10, 2022 26 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said: I HATE when I’m sitting near noisy, obnoxious assholes in a restaurant. I know, . . . back when eating out was a thing, you look forward to eating out and you're sitting next to the Squatly Family reunion, and 13 year old Bertha Squatly is having her birthday party at the same time, and a couple cousins drop by and they want to use chairs from your table. . . 6 11 Link to comment
Doublemint January 10, 2022 Share January 10, 2022 She should have bought him some of the clothes from the shop instead of a stupid t shirt. Ha ha enjoy brushing your teeth with your gold plated Christmas toothbrush 1 2 8 Link to comment
Bees52 January 10, 2022 Share January 10, 2022 How hard is it to understand that vegans don't eat eggs? Look up the word, Stupid Gino!! Look up vegetarian and a lot of other words that end in "arian," while you're at it. 6 Link to comment
greekmom January 10, 2022 Share January 10, 2022 Ohhh Gino. You didn't bring any jewelry? Big Mistake! 1 4 8 Link to comment
Eldemarge January 10, 2022 Share January 10, 2022 This unemployed hat-addicted dumbass is not such a catch, is he? 1 13 Link to comment
mmecorday January 10, 2022 Share January 10, 2022 Girl, you think a toothbrush is a lousy Christmas present? One year I got post-it notes for Christmas. And not ones with funny pictures or sayings on them. Just plan yellow post-it notes. 2 4 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle January 10, 2022 Share January 10, 2022 1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said: He brought a ring didn’t he? I think It was Mike that bought a ring? 2 3 Link to comment
OneGuy January 10, 2022 Share January 10, 2022 1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said: Google vegan before cooking you idiot I might recommend DuckDuckGo but that may not be a vegan search engine. 9 Link to comment
EtheltoTillie January 10, 2022 Share January 10, 2022 She’s more materialistic than I was expecting. I gave you a toothbrush! 6 2 Link to comment
tvrox January 10, 2022 Share January 10, 2022 41 minutes ago, Gobi said: Rating the males' sexual prowess so far, from worst to best, it would appear to be: Hazmat Mike Gino Caleb - insufficient data Johnny - hasn't entered the competition They are all equally bad. 1 4 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle January 10, 2022 Share January 10, 2022 1 minute ago, Doublemint said: She should have bought him some of the clothes from the shop instead of a stupid t shirt. Ha ha enjoy brushing your teeth with your gold plated Christmas toothbrush But she doesn’t want him to have something he can enjoy without her. 1 5 Link to comment
Baltimore Betty January 10, 2022 Share January 10, 2022 2 minutes ago, For Cereals said: How do you not know what a vegan is? You know how to tell if someone is vegan, they will tell you. I get the feeling this guy does not come out from under his rock much. 1 1 13 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker January 10, 2022 Share January 10, 2022 Gino really said "my presence is the present". 10 3 Link to comment
OoogleEyes January 10, 2022 Share January 10, 2022 "I gave you a toothbrush" OOOOOMG, I just choked on my vodka 13 3 Link to comment
Grifter Lives January 10, 2022 Share January 10, 2022 It's Bizarro World: Geno gave up everything to be in Panama - following Memphis' "Family is everything." 3 7 Link to comment
Frozendiva January 10, 2022 Author Share January 10, 2022 1 minute ago, mmecorday said: Girl, you think a toothbrush is a lousy Christmas present? One year I got post-it notes for Christmas. And not ones with funny pictures or sayings on them. Just plan yellow post-it notes. The Sonicare I have was $200. 1 6 Link to comment
goofygirl January 10, 2022 Share January 10, 2022 4 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said: Just steer clear of DesMoins, Iowa I thought DuBuque Iowa was the center of the 9th ring of hell.... Is that only for Bonnie & Clyde 2020?? 6 2 Link to comment
RichiesOlderBro January 10, 2022 Share January 10, 2022 Mike is starting to wonder if he will make it back to New York alive! 4 5 Link to comment
For Cereals January 10, 2022 Share January 10, 2022 2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said: I know, . . . back when eating out was a thing, you look forward to eating out and you're sitting next to the Squatly Family reunion, and 13 year old Bertha Squatly is having her birthday party at the same time, and a couple cousins drop by and they want to use chairs from your table. . . I read that wrong…I was like, when was it not a thing? 1 3 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety January 10, 2022 Share January 10, 2022 The toothbrush wasn’t even a gift. He had to go with that because it never occurred to him to get a Christmas gift for her. 3 11 Link to comment
hookedontv January 10, 2022 Share January 10, 2022 Holy shit, Ximena used to live with a sicario (hitman). 3 Link to comment
SunnyBeBe January 10, 2022 Share January 10, 2022 I’ve always said, you can’t go wrong giving me jewelry or flowers…..always appreciated. 1 9 Link to comment
Suzywriter January 10, 2022 Share January 10, 2022 2 minutes ago, Bees52 said: How hard is it to understand that vegans don't eat eggs? Look up the word, Stupid Gino!! Look up vegetarian and a lot of other words that end in "arian," while you're at it. I've been offered chicken or seafood many times. The uninterested assume that vegetarian means "I don't eat quadrupeds". 6 Link to comment
greekmom January 10, 2022 Share January 10, 2022 Ximena lived with a hitman. RUN Mikey RUN!!! 9 Link to comment
TazDevil January 10, 2022 Share January 10, 2022 He could have just said he would take her shopping as her present? 2 1 4 Link to comment
Suzywriter January 10, 2022 Share January 10, 2022 3 minutes ago, OneGuy said: I might recommend DuckDuckGo but that may not be a vegan search engine. It exploits poultry, but does not cook it 3 3 Link to comment
RichiesOlderBro January 10, 2022 Share January 10, 2022 Just now, Hotel Snarker said: Gino really said "my presence is the present". 11 2 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle January 10, 2022 Share January 10, 2022 Jasmines gifts were shitty. A dollar store shirt and pillows with cheap iron on decals….and she calls him tacky? 1 2 13 Link to comment
Doublemint January 10, 2022 Share January 10, 2022 2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said: I know, . . . back when eating out was a thing, you look forward to eating out and you're sitting next to the Squatly Family reunion, and 13 year old Bertha Squatly is having her birthday party at the same time, and a couple cousins drop by and they want to use chairs from your table. . . If you're the band in the restaurant you love this - Happy Birthday to You in F - I miss those days, this Covid stinks!! 4 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly January 10, 2022 Share January 10, 2022 2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said: She is wearing lipstick when she wakes up? My mouth area usually feels cruddy in the AM. She's wearing lipstick and he's wearing his hat! 1 minute ago, Suzywriter said: Hey, that's the $295 Oral B! Probably discontinued and bought at a steep discount on meh. com. Or maybe he has a friend who works at a dental school. When I worked at Tufts Dental there were expos and stuff all the time, lots of free swag and half price Oral B's. 6 Link to comment
Floatingbison January 10, 2022 Share January 10, 2022 Hitman. Okay, that's a new one. 10 Link to comment
Suzywriter January 10, 2022 Share January 10, 2022 1 minute ago, TazDevil said: He could have just said he would take her shopping as her present? That would have ended with an Anfisa-style handbag purchase. 3 9 Link to comment
GrammyPammy January 10, 2022 Share January 10, 2022 So…Jasmine gave Gino a t-shirt for HER to wear for a Christmas gift? 1 9 Link to comment
magemaud January 10, 2022 Share January 10, 2022 11 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said: What about that guy that the girl with the braces and the other Muslim guy used? What was his name? Yes! We need Adam ASAP 6 Link to comment
Floatingbison January 10, 2022 Share January 10, 2022 A hitman may be a good boyfriend, as long as he doesn't bring his work home with him. 8 3 Link to comment
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