90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[tvrox]

Well she got one thing right-she is crazy. 

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, EtheltoTillie said:

Editor focuses on Birkenstocks. 

You can pry my Birkenstocks from my cold dead feet

[Auntie Anxiety]

Word clothing is second cousin to word art.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, EtheltoTillie said:

Editor focuses on Birkenstocks. 

I spent years working in Cambridge, Mass. Birkenstocks don't faze me one bit. 

"Here papi, open the Christmas presents I bought you with your money". 

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

The eggs and the sad toast seem bleak.

Especially when he didn't even toast the bread.

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

So he ignores that you're vegan and then gets you a toothbrush for Christmas.  Also a complete dolt.  Red flags.

But I love that red handbag on the night table. Wow!

[Hotel Snarker]

I’m a vegetarian and I would have killed him between this and the toothbrush.

[sainte-chapelle]

Google vegan before cooking you idiot

[RichiesOlderBro]

He brought a ring didn’t he?

[Straycat80]

Nothing says love plus Merry Christmas like a toothbrush. 

[Suzywriter]

So, Cricut has made it to Panama.

[Frozendiva]

She is wearing lipstick when she wakes up? My mouth area usually feels cruddy in the AM.

[Floatingbison]

26 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I HATE when I’m sitting near noisy, obnoxious assholes in a restaurant.

I know, . . . back when eating out was a thing, you look forward to eating out and you're sitting next to the Squatly Family reunion, and 13 year old Bertha Squatly is having her birthday party at the same time, and a couple cousins drop by and they want to use chairs from your table. . . 

[Doublemint]

She should have bought him some of the clothes from the shop instead of a stupid t shirt.  Ha ha enjoy brushing your teeth with your gold plated Christmas toothbrush

[Bees52]

How hard is it to understand that vegans don't eat eggs? Look up the word, Stupid Gino!!  Look up vegetarian and a lot of other words that end in "arian," while you're at it.

[greekmom]

Ohhh Gino. You didn't bring any jewelry?

Big Mistake!

[Eldemarge]

This unemployed hat-addicted dumbass is not such a catch, is he?

[Suzywriter]

Hey, that's the  $295 Oral B!

[mmecorday]

Girl, you think a toothbrush is a lousy Christmas present? One year I got post-it notes for Christmas. And not ones with funny pictures or sayings on them. Just plan yellow post-it notes.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

He brought a ring didn’t he?

I think It was Mike that bought a ring?

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Google vegan before cooking you idiot

I might recommend DuckDuckGo but that may not be a vegan search engine.

[EtheltoTillie]

She’s more materialistic than I was expecting. I gave you a toothbrush!  

[tvrox]

41 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Rating the males' sexual prowess so far, from worst to best, it would appear to be:

Hazmat

Mike

Gino

Caleb - insufficient data 

Johnny - hasn't entered the competition

They are all equally bad. 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

She should have bought him some of the clothes from the shop instead of a stupid t shirt.  Ha ha enjoy brushing your teeth with your gold plated Christmas toothbrush

But she doesn’t want him to have something he can enjoy without her.

[Baltimore Betty]

2 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

How do you not know what a vegan is?

You know how to tell if someone is vegan, they will tell you.

I get the feeling this guy does not come out from under his rock much.

[Hotel Snarker]

Gino really said "my presence is the present".

[tvrox]

HItman?!

[OoogleEyes]

"I gave you a toothbrush"  OOOOOMG, I just choked on my vodka

[Grifter Lives]

It's Bizarro World: Geno gave up everything to be in Panama - following Memphis' "Family is everything."

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

Girl, you think a toothbrush is a lousy Christmas present? One year I got post-it notes for Christmas. And not ones with funny pictures or sayings on them. Just plan yellow post-it notes.

The Sonicare I have was $200.

[goofygirl]

4 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Just steer clear of DesMoins, Iowa

I thought  DuBuque Iowa  was the center of the 9th ring of hell.... Is that only for Bonnie & Clyde 2020??

[RichiesOlderBro]

Mike is starting to wonder if he will make it back to New York alive!

[For Cereals]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

I know, . . . back when eating out was a thing, you look forward to eating out and you're sitting next to the Squatly Family reunion, and 13 year old Bertha Squatly is having her birthday party at the same time, and a couple cousins drop by and they want to use chairs from your table. . . 

I read that wrong…I was like, when was it not a thing?

[Auntie Anxiety]

The toothbrush wasn’t even a gift. He had to go with that because it never occurred to him to get a Christmas gift for her.

[hookedontv]

Holy shit, Ximena used to live with a sicario (hitman).

[SunnyBeBe]

I’ve always said, you can’t go wrong giving me jewelry or flowers…..always appreciated.  

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

How hard is it to understand that vegans don't eat eggs? Look up the word, Stupid Gino!!  Look up vegetarian and a lot of other words that end in "arian," while you're at it.

I've been offered chicken or seafood many times.  The uninterested assume that vegetarian means "I don't eat quadrupeds".

[greekmom]

Ximena lived with a hitman.

RUN Mikey RUN!!!

[TazDevil]

He could have just said he would take her shopping as her present?

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

I might recommend DuckDuckGo but that may not be a vegan search engine.

It exploits poultry, but does not cook it 

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Gino really said "my presence is the present".

 

[Doublemint]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

I know, . . . back when eating out was a thing, you look forward to eating out and you're sitting next to the Squatly Family reunion, and 13 year old Bertha Squatly is having her birthday party at the same time, and a couple cousins drop by and they want to use chairs from your table. . . 

If you're the band in the restaurant you love this - Happy Birthday to You in F - I miss those days, this Covid stinks!!

[sainte-chapelle]

Jasmines gifts were shitty. A dollar store shirt and pillows with cheap iron on decals….and she calls him tacky?

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

She is wearing lipstick when she wakes up? My mouth area usually feels cruddy in the AM.

She's wearing lipstick and he's wearing his hat!

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Hey, that's the  $295 Oral B!

Probably discontinued and bought at a steep discount on meh. com. 

Or maybe he has a friend who works at a dental school. When I worked at Tufts Dental there were expos and stuff all the time, lots of free swag and half price Oral B's. 

[Floatingbison]

Hitman.  Okay, that's a new one.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, TazDevil said:

He could have just said he would take her shopping as her present?

That would have ended with an Anfisa-style handbag purchase. 

[GrammyPammy]

So…Jasmine gave Gino a t-shirt for HER to wear for a Christmas gift?

[magemaud]

11 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

What about that guy that the girl with the braces and the other Muslim guy used? What was his name?

Yes! We need Adam ASAP 

[EtheltoTillie]

Advert for vegan sausage!  

[Floatingbison]

A hitman may be a good boyfriend, as long as he doesn't bring his work home with him.