90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Angry Moldovan]

Wtf is he wearing? Middle aged leggings?

[JennyMominFL]

He is going to carry Alina around like Paris Hilton carries her dog

[Hotel Snarker]

Caleb got that backpack from Pole's cluttered equipment collection.

[Gobi]

"It puts the lotion on and gets in the backpack."

[OneGuy]

"I work out.  You don't."

[RichiesOlderBro]

Coming up next - SEXY TIME!

[sainte-chapelle]

4 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

This guy looks like he's in an Extreme tribute band.

Get the funk out!

[Toodleoo]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Caleb, Alina isn't Yoda.

 

Noooo now that song will be stuck in my head for a year.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Do Memphis and Hazmat have absolutely ability to communicate? What happened to the infamous translation app that Paul used so effectively?

Edited January 3, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[magemaud]

Just now, tvrox said:

 

The baby backpack for Alina is super offensive. 

 

And it looks pretty flimsy. 

[JennyMominFL]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

Wtf is he wearing? Middle aged leggings?

Meggings

[LEILANI2]

Caleb is Where's Waldo come to life.

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, JennyMominFL said:

He is going to carry Alina around like Paris Hilton carries her dog

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Carrying your date around on your back while hiking is better in Turkey.

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Toodleoo said:

 

Noooo now that song will be stuck in my head for a year.

What song? I'm Not Lisa?

[Straycat80]

Caleb in his woman’s yoga leggings and the human carrying back pack and greasy hair is so cringe worthy. 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

"I work out.  You don't."

Getting around in a big people world is a workout.

[LEILANI2]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

"I work out.  You don't."

This guy is such a dick.

[tvrox]

14 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Reporting for snark duty. Was sick all week, my birthday happened, couldn't make it to the store to get a cake til today, and now it's turning bitterly cold again after a day and half break.  Here is to a snarky new year.

Happy birthday! Hope things get better. 

 

[Eldemarge]

Alina is trying to be fine with the backpack. Otherwise she'd have to grapple with the fact that she took this big trip to meet a total douche.

[sainte-chapelle]

4 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Caleb is wearing Lularoe for Men.

I was just gonna say maybe that is his side hustle 

[Toodleoo]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

What song? I'm Not Lisa?

 

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Wtf is he wearing? Middle aged leggings?

Support hose

[Doublemint]

Kim is going NJ housewifey and will flip a table - she's not his wife, or girlfriend.   Strange...

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

Happy birthday! Hope things get better. 

 

Province changed isolation to now 5 days instead of 10. No idea what I had but I suspect the virus.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Caleb telling Alina that ten minutes to wash her face is too long, did he think about the process she has go thru to climb up to the sink?  Maybe she was freshening up for the you know what.

Right? And "washing her face" was probably washing her face, brushing her teeth, applying moisturizer, flossing, going to the bathroom, .....all that stuff takes time, and for Alina, probably even longer. 

[EtheltoTillie]

Eye bleach and anti nausea meds needed after seeing Caleb shirtless and with full freak flag hair display. 

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I was just gonna say maybe that is his side hustle 

I think I asked this last time but what is Caleb's actual profession, again? Trust fund baby who makes shitty tumbleweed bracelets?  

[peaceknit]

Is Caleb wearing chonies under them? Lularoe is known for crotch splitting.

[magemaud]

3 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

 

Wtf is he wearing? Middle aged leggings?

 

Couldn’t help but notice Caleb is built like a Ken doll in front, if you get my drift

[JennyMominFL]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

Kim is going NJ housewifey and will flip a table - she's not his wife, or girlfriend.   Strange...

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

I think I asked this last time but what is Caleb's actual profession, again? Trust fund baby who makes shitty tumbleweed bracelets?  

Bartender.  It was in a bonus scene on one of the More to Love episodes.

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

This guy is such a dick.

Yeah, I’m over him. Wanker!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

Kim is going NJ housewifey and will flip a table - she's not his wife, or girlfriend.   Strange...

Kim's true trashy colors emerge in no time at all. Here's my shocked face. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Funny how Kim said she knows she isn’t his girlfriend and will allow him to have a side piece to have a baby yet is ready to flip the table over a business meeting…..red flag for that bull

[endure]

6 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Caleb, Alina isn't Yoda.

Or your little pocket buddy!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Memphis thinks that if she screams at Hazmat, he’ll understand what she’s saying.

[Baltimore Betty]

Memphis has just met her fiance in person...does he know that?

[Gobi]

8 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

So is the Pussy WiFi down for service? Hahaha

He couldn't get his antenna up.

[LEILANI2]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Couldn’t help but notice Caleb is built like a Ken doll in front, if you get my drift

Yea when he was waving the pack of Magnums screamed small dick.

[kacesq]

Gee...you can’t communicate with the man you’re going to marry? And that’s difficult? Wow. So surprising.

[magemaud]

Wouldn’t it be funny if Hamza’s friend who is driving speaks fluent English! 

Edited January 3, 2022 by magemaud

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Memphis. This is painful. 

[Armchair Critic]

14 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Happy Birthday  Ms Diva and Mrs Hanson 🎂🥂

YES I will ditto the birthday greetings to @Frozendiva and Mrs. Hanson 

[OneGuy]

Hamza needs a GPS implanted in him so he can find his destination, even if that destination is 20 feet away.

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Yeah, I’m over him. Wanker!

but are they not all dicks?

[Toodleoo]

I swear, do all these couples think their nether regions will spring to life upon meeting in real life and start translating via the power of luuuuv???

Edited January 3, 2022 by Toodleoo

[kacesq]

I have a picture of a purse on my phone...my true loves.

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

Kim is going NJ housewifey and will flip a table - she's not his wife, or girlfriend.   Strange...

She is acting just like BGL and Angela, her predecessors.

 

4 minutes ago, Toodleoo said:

 

Thank you, because I am not a huge Star Wars fan. I am not that into Yoda, I hate to admit it.

[endure]

"Big muscles".... seems to be a popular observation tonight