90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Who's taller, Alina or Memphis?

Memphis looks like she is maybe 4'9".

[Straycat80]

So sad about mother Hamza. But does he have a job? And he doesn’t drive. Loser. 

[Gobi]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Hamza cracked me up when he said "I like a plump girl".

He meant "I like to pump girl".

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

“I have low self esteem about myself. <sigh>

Hell, *I* would date her, and I don't swing that way

[tvrox]

1 hour ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Ella is so damn weird, but her dog is too cute!

But she makes the poor dog wear a hat!! 

[Hotel Snarker]

“No problem"? Oh nooooopoo!

"Iz no problem, iz fine."

[sainte-chapelle]

His dad must be a real piece of shit if mom endured the social stigma of getting divorced. 

[charmed1]

You flew all the way to North Africa to discover the language barrier might be a little bit of a problem?

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

“No problem"? Oh nooooopoo!

"Iz no problem, iz fine."

That is the new «  big a little bit »

[Pepper Mostly]

What does she see in Hamza? He's not especially good looking, and he appears to be not too bright with anger management issues, plus he has a stick up his ass. 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

His dad must be a real piece of shit if mom endured the social stigma of getting divorced. 

Or dad is the one who initiated. 

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

So sad about mother Hamza. But does he have a job? And he doesn’t drive. Loser. 

Love the fact that his mom went to work and now he's at an age where he should work but doesnt because of kickboxing, etc but says he will in the States.

Because like all foreigners he thinks that Americans work less and get paid more.

Idiot Loser.

[Mrs. Landingham]

Hamza doesn’t seem impressed. (As if he’s anything great.) Oh dear. Memphis, turn around and go home. 

Edited December 27, 2021 by Mrs. Landingham

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, charmed1 said:

You flew all the way to North Africa to discover the language barrier might be a little bit of a problem?

It’s in the script that Sharpe handed out

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

But she makes the poor dog wear a hat!! 

IKR? That's such a huge red flag.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Or dad is the one who initiated. 

True. It seems he pretty much abandoned them. 

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

What does she see in Hamza? He's not especially good looking, and he appears to be not too bright with anger management issues, plus he has a stick up his ass. 

She seems to need to be in the driver's seat, which works because he doesn't drive. Or cook. Or make beds. Or know how to butter his own bread.  She wants a dope who can work some Zexy Time.

[goofygirl]

Memphis is already whining about the lack of "sexy time" before marriage.  Oh no....

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

1 hour ago, Hotel Snarker said:

 

But she makes the poor dog wear a hat!! 

But she let the dog choose it

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

What does she see in Hamza? He's not especially good looking, and he appears to be not too bright with anger management issues, plus he has a stick up his ass. 

Maybe that's exactly what she's looking for in a partner!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Magically Hazmat will become ambitious once he touches down in the USA. Okay.

[Eldemarge]

If Hamza knows the word "fine," then he knows the word "good."  Right?  He could have said that "it's good!"  

[TazDevil]

4 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

He doesn't drive or know how to find an exit.

He's lacking all the basic life skills.

[greekmom]

Just now, OneGuy said:

Maybe that's exactly what she's looking for in a partner!

Is she?

She did say she wanted someone who was as hard working as her.

[Mrs. Landingham]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

She seems to need to be in the driver's seat, which works because he doesn't drive. Or cook. Or make beds. Or know how to butter his own bread.  She wants a dope who can work some Zexy Time.

Yep. She basically has another child in this guy. Even if he’s a damn magician in the sack, it’s not worth all this. 

[Emmeline]

16 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

Yes, and the 'nephew' is the oldest looking teen I've ever seen.    There's no way he's under 18.       

Kim's wardrobe of Usman t-shirts must be huge.    Her decoration of her bed is so awful    

I have to give her credit for realizing that she’s beyond trying to be sexy.  She changed from one tshirt to another.  At least he doesn’t have to worry about these women he selects getting pregnant.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, greekmom said:

Is she?

She did say she wanted someone who was as hard working as her.

Something tells me he’s not

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

If Hamza knows the word "fine," then he knows the word "good."  Right?  He could have said that "it's good!"  

 

[Gobi]

"I just landed in Turkey to meet Alina for the first time face to kneecap."

[goofygirl]

"More challenging than I thought" said Caleb as he has to make more effort than he's ever had to do in his ENTIRE LIFE...

Dork.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hahaha, Caleb is starting to realize that this is hard work. Wait till he see all the challenges that Alina faces every day. She deserves better. Where is Elijah?

[kacesq]

Caleb is a douche. I mean I said that before but...Caleb.

[OoogleEyes]

Oh, this poor woman.  Roll away, Alina! Roll away!

[EtheltoTillie]

Caleb, what a douche.  It's hitting him that he's taking care of everything.  This relationship is going nowhere. 

[Mr. Miner]

Hey Caleb! The douchebag hipster store called and they’re running out of you!

[greekmom]

Not that I believe the storyline but why couldn't Caleb say.

"hey. I'm seeing my friend Alina who I have been corresponding for 13 years.  We are going to have  a fun time seeing Turkey."

Would have been more acceptable storyline.

[Mrs. Landingham]

Another Alina in Turkey who deserves better. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Caleb, what did you expect?! Dude, get out of the car and help her! Stop acting so put out.

[Frozendiva]

Caleb, you can spend time tonight looking for a hotel that will meet Alina's needs.

[EtheltoTillie]

As we come to the conclusion of tonight's episode, I'd like to say this was a great week.  All the segments were interesting.  Enjoy all you snarkers. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Ha! He’s such a git. Although I still thinks he’s hawt. Yes judge away

[LennieBriscoe]

8 minutes ago, magemaud said:

But she let the dog choose it

He's  a Haberdasherhund.

[TMI]

Poor Caleb has to do ALLLLLL the work....Let's set up a go fund him! so he can buy a new personalty.

[Straycat80]

OMG just Caleb just look for a wet spot? What a jerk! 

[LEILANI2]

This is too much care giving, I wouldn't blame him for not being into this.

[sainte-chapelle]

Caleb you carried 3 bags….Darcey had 10. You are hardly doing everything 

[Emmeline]

Caleb is a lazy ass.  He asks Alina what SHE can carry into the hotel!?!

[EtheltoTillie]

Another one with a hat!!!  He has all that gross long hair underneath.  I almost forgot.  He can donate some to Gino and Mike.

[greekmom]

Damn.

Im super impressed with Alina's English.

She deserves soooo much better.

Where the fuck is Mike. They would be perfect.

[Hotel Snarker]

"I'm kind of feeling overwhelmed." HOW DO YOU THINK ALINA FEELS DEALING WITH IT 24/7 CALEB?? Ugh, this guy.