90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Trackdawg]

2 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

Yeah, when I did online dating (long, long time ago...) if a guy would put in a lie as simple as that then that's a huge red flag.

[JennyMominFL]

I am late but I am here this week!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, GrammyPammy said:

Yes, because Panama and Spain are exactly the same place🙄

 

And Bizet was French, so of course Carmen's in French. Tut tut, Sharp interns!

[Floatingbison]

3 minutes ago, tvrox said:

This guy looks much better when his hair is up in a bun or he's wearing a beanie. His hair is too greasy. 

I have to agree, I never thought I'd come out in favor of a man bun, but that's his best look.

[LennieBriscoe]

Caleb's hair is the anti-Gino.

[GrammyPammy]

At first I suspected his family was Mormon, but…his parents were wearing necklines that would have exposed exposed their garments/“magic underwear” and they served him a hot drink which is not allowed in the LDS religion…must be Christian fundamentalists.

[hookedontv]

Just now, Mr. Miner said:

If we marry, I’ll have free WIFI.

DEAD

🐈

[Gobi]

So, Caleb's hair is taller than Alina?

[Hotel Snarker]

Long hair does not suit Caleb at all.

[hookedontv]

Memphis: “He don’t need to know nothing.”

Double negatives making my ears bleed again. 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, JennyMominFL said:

I am late but I am here this week!

How are you feelimg?

[Auntie Anxiety]

I hope Sojaboy gives us a song 🙄

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, LennieBriscoe said:

Caleb's hair is the anti-Gino.

He could make a wig for Gino.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

And Bizet was French, so of course Carmen's in French. Tut tut, Sharp interns!

“ I don’t know where or what that is….I sell dildos for a living” 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, GrammyPammy said:

At first I suspected his family was Mormon, but…his parents were wearing necklines that would have exposed exposed their garments/“magic underwear” and they served him a hot drink which is not allowed in the LDS religion…must be Christian fundamentalists.

I was looking for garment lines too

[Suzywriter]

Caleb  is going to age just like his father.  Take note, Alina.

 

 

[Trackdawg]

16 minutes ago, Gobi said:

All right! Are you ready to snark like wet animals?

[hookedontv]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I hope Sojaboy gives us a song 🙄

Only if he has Wifi…

[Mr. Miner]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

How are you feelimg?

I don’t feel tardy!

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, LennieBriscoe said:

Caleb's hair is the anti-Gino.

How would you know for sure?

[Mrs. Hanson]

17 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

Oh, the first look on Friday.  

Big shocker -- Caleb is a bartender!  It also seems like he might be high all the time.

Might be? 

[Trackdawg]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

“ I don’t know where or what that is….I sell dildos for a living” 

[endure]

5 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Oh shit, Caleb's another Steven?

How creepy and he's going to Turkey to meet Alina! 😱

 

[JennyMominFL]

3 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

How are you feelimg?

Getting better. I can blink my eye now and my smile is 3/4 of the way back. Thanks for asking.

Edited December 20, 2021 by JennyMominFL

[tvrox]

17 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Hello my friends! Just to let you know, I have a little bit of butterflies in my stomach because I am traveling to Cali on Tuesday! I am a nervous flyer and hate bumpy flights. I really get stressed out and nauseous if my flight is way too bumpy, so I talk to flight attendants to help me get comfortable. I am a little stressed because it might be a different day for me on Tuesday, but am happy otherwise. I need you to make the snark so mach exceptional for today and tomorrow so I will feel good. Thank you!

Anyway, who is ready for the B90 S5 shitshow, Part Deux? I am! Let's get it on!

Good luck! I understand, I hate turbulence too. 

[Mrs. Hanson]

2 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

Memphis: “He don’t need to know nothing.”

Double negatives making my ears bleed again. 

Me: "Then don't tell him, dummy!"

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, GrammyPammy said:

At first I suspected his family was Mormon, but…his parents were wearing necklines that would have exposed exposed their garments/“magic underwear” and they served him a hot drink which is not allowed in the LDS religion…must be Christian fundamentalists.

I thought you could have hot drinks, just not caffeine. I have a jar of Roma, a coffee substitute, for an LDS friend that comes over to my den of inequity now and then.

[Trackdawg]

3 minutes ago, GrammyPammy said:

and they served him a hot drink which is not allowed in the LDS religion

[TazDevil]

Just now, Trackdawg said:

That's one of my favorites of yours!  The attention to detail with the location for "Dildo" is just perfection!

[Trackdawg]

2 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

Only if he has Wifi…

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, JennyMominFL said:

Getting better. I can blink my eye now and my s,ile is 3/4 of the way back. Thanks for asking.

That is super frustrating….hopefully all is back to normal soon

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kim is a big fan of humiliating herself  Usman.

[OoogleEyes]

Kim is ... unfortunate looking 

[Angry Moldovan]

I know everyone has said this, but she’s rough for 50. Def smokes a packet a day

[CrazyInAlabama]

So Usman's just on here for publicity, unless he can get Kim to import him.    Caleb looks like the neuroscientist on Big Bang, and Caleb still has to get permission from Mommy and Daddy to go to meet Alina?   And their only questions are things that are between their son and Alina.  

How many more people is Kim going to ask about Usman/ Sojaboy (?), be told she's nuts for going, and still go?    

Jasmine and Caleb are making me regret eating anything this evening with the ridiculous baby talk.    I'm picturing Jasmine in leather with a whip, and Caleb running like Pole.

[Trackdawg]

1 minute ago, TazDevil said:

That's one of my favorites of yours!  The attention to detail with the location for "Dildo" is just perfection!

[TazDevil]

Baby Girl Kim's Mom got her hair did!  Much better than the two-tone she was rocking last episode.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kim to her mother: Tke good care of my Michael Jackson memorabilia.

[Eldemarge]

Kim is about to make a giant ass out of herself for television and I don't GET it.

[Straycat80]

Oh Kim, bless her dumb little heart. 

[Mr. Miner]

Uncle Milty goes to Nigeria.

[Armchair Critic]

11 minutes ago, kacesq said:

OMG...his hair is awful! And I’m a lady who lived and loved thru the 80s...I love long hair on a guy but this? This is bad.

Reminds me of the lead singer of the Crash Test Dummies who had the most annoying song Mmmm Mmmmm 

 

[OneGuy]

You're not being selfish Kim, you're being stupid.

[Trackdawg]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Kim is ... unfortunate looking 

 

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

I know everyone has said this, but she’s rough for 50. Def smokes a packet a day

[Frozendiva]

Kim does look rough. No hair appointment, facial, etc. to make herself look good for her superstar? Unless Usman likes 'em on the homely side.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Kim is ... unfortunate looking 

It happens.

[Pepper Mostly]

Kim: I hope he's worth it. 

Pepper Mostly: He is not worth it. 

[GrammyPammy]

Mother Kim’s hair looks 100% better than last episode. I was worrying she might fall going back into her house, though…

[endure]

7 minutes ago, LennieBriscoe said:

Caleb's hair is the anti-Gino.

His hair is the same as Sojaboys new 90 day gf!

[mmecorday]

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Uncle Milty goes to Nigeria.

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