90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Baltimore Betty]

Here comes Granny Donkey.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, greekmom said:

"he's 24 years old. But I love him!"

hahahahahahaha.

Dear lord in heaven, she's daffy. I'm going to absolutely love her. 

[For Cereals]

12 minutes ago, GrammyPammy said:

Whoa, that “Chiquita” logo in the bar of the spread-eagled lady in fishnets!😳😳😳

Hamburger Mary’s Columbia

[greekmom]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Nope, it’s fucking real. TLC has no limits. NO LIMITS.

didn't MILF manor prove that?

[Suzywriter]

The old broad has dementia.

[Gobi]

"I'm willing to make changes for Mahmoud, so long as I don't have to change anything about myself."

Seeking Brother Husband - another show to not watch. At least it isn't what I thought it was going to be. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Nicoooooole. You better get with the program if you want to live in Egypt. Islam does not seem to be a “cafeteria” religion where you get to pick and choose what parts you’re going to follow.

GRANNY BASKIN, HERE WE GO.

[LEILANI2]

The show we've all been asking for.... SEEKING BROTHER HUSBAND.

[sainte-chapelle]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

No dippy. The only thing you need to do to convert is "say the words". But if you're serious about a religion you should follow it. That's kinda what a religion is. If you feel like you don't have to observe the practices of your chosen religion in order to "have a great relationship with God", then why convert to a religion at all? This chica is exhausting. 

Not sure if you watch but Whitney Thore wanted to be Jewish just cuz her flavour of the week is Jewish. She claimed it spoke to her. Yet quickly abandoned it when he turned out to be a creep. I hate that. Religion isn’t something to be tried on and cast aside when convenient 

Edited February 20, 2023 by sainte-chapelle

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

He will expect you to change to be with him, Nicole. You are old enough to know about world religions and know exactly what you are signing up for. If not, divorce.

How did she not know about the dietary rules and praying five times a day? Did she live under a rock? That's pretty basic cultural literacy at this point.

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

The old broad has dementia.

And now a bad hip from falling off that donkey.

[magemaud]

10 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Nicole with that hat ... terrible look

[LEILANI2]

This is what I want to happen on Seeking Brother Husband, the two men fall in love with each other. 

[judylo]

7 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

And that color does nothing for her. All in all a series of fashion missteps. 

Look at her parents pitching right in to help her. Jesus, her poor mother looks quite frail. Doesn't she have any hale, strapping young friends who can help her? Not only her elderly parents? 

I was thinking maybe the woman was her grandmother! Did they actually say it was her mom?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Baltimore Betty said:

And now a bad hip from falling off that donkey.

Hahaha, Sharp better carry good insurance!

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

The show we've all been asking for.... SEEKING BROTHER HUSBAND.

Yeah, thats what I need more men to deal with in my house that never seem to hear what I have just said.

[charmed1]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

If you feel like you don't have to observe the practices of your chosen religion in order to "have a great relationship with God", then why convert to a religion at all?

The password is: penis.

[GrammyPammy]

Seeking Brother Husband?? They’re just making shit up now.

[greekmom]

Just now, Baltimore Betty said:

Yeah, thats what I need more men to deal with in my house that never seem to hear what I have just said.

after the day i had with my 16 year old who refused to move from the couch...

sigh.

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

didn't MILF manor prove that?

Of course…BUT eventually by December 2023 TLC will debut its new series, Big Ed and Tom’s Masturbation Hour, right after they run 90 Day Fiance into the ground and end up canceling it…

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, GrammyPammy said:

Seeking Brother Husband?? They’re just making shit up now.

This is technically season 2

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, judylo said:

I was thinking maybe the woman was her grandmother! Did they actually say it was her mom?

Oh, maybe! I'm so busy typing and reading and laughing hysterically I miss stuff. Either way, that poor woman had no business helping someone move. She needed to be sitting cozily with a cup of tea and a crossword puzzle, with some Sinatra playing in the background. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m already roaring with laughter.

[For Cereals]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Of course…BUT eventually by December 2023 TLC will debut its new series, Big Ed and Tom’s Masturbation Hour, right after they run 90 Day Fiance into the ground and end up canceling it…

💀 

[LEILANI2]

1 minute ago, GrammyPammy said:

Seeking Brother Husband?? They’re just making shit up now.

At least those men all look age appropriate, the MILF one with the sons, some barely legal age is the creepiest of the creepy. 

[tvrox]

HI all!!! 

[kacesq]

That forehead is very smooth and shiny…

that hair!

[greekmom]

the woman is batshit crazy.

 

[endure]

5 minutes ago, SunnyBeBe said:

This lady may need a Guardian.  Something isn’t right.  

Do you mean a caretaker lol?

[charmed1]

Debbie gives off Hoarder vibes. I’m sensing a TLC crossover special.

[Baltimore Betty]

Debby is out without her keeper.

[Trackdawg]

2 hours ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Where the hell have you been??

Seriously though, things have just been beyond cray busy. So much so, that I couldn't live up to my hopes to drop in monthly. I scrambled to offset the dwindling of my printing/design business by doing a soft launch of my online record label. Mostly stuff from my archives, but I've been trying to release an average of 1 track a day.

The majority is instrumental production/background music, so maybe one day you'll hear my stuff in the background of one of these craptastic reality shows. In fact, in honor of my return here, I comped together songs from my old children's album and released a new medley track this week, just for y'all:

https://music.apple.com/us/album/offensive-ethnic-musical-clichés-for-trackdawgs-90df/1672659930

https://music.amazon.com/albums/B0BW4S3TV2?ref=dm_sh_afa7-63f0-cb20-bd88-a276a

Edited February 20, 2023 by Trackdawg

[sainte-chapelle]

I am laughing and I can’t stop….she is an unlike able and untalented Jennifer Coolidge 

[mmecorday]

"Today on 'Donahue,' Daft Old Ladies and the Dentally-Challenged Young Middle-Eastern Men Who Love Them.'"

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, I never find great hats and tiaras at thrift shops. Usually hideously expensive Pyrex and cheap figurines. 

[Frozendiva]

Debbie is eccentric.

[goofygirl]

4 minutes ago, SunnyBeBe said:

This lady may need a Guardian.  Something isn’t right.  

That's something her son is thinking about... seriously.

And HatGirl:  YOUR POOR PARENTS!!!!!!!  What the fuckity fuck are you even talking about? You CONVERTED TO ISLAM.  You gonna have a hijab (Learn how to say it sister) on, those cute hats & berets are OUT! Those cute clothes are GONEZO and honey; if he LETS you drive the car, you are LUCKY!!  Did anyone ever try to stop YOUR STUPIDITY???

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Trackdawg said:

Seriously though, things have just been beyond cray busy. So much so, that I couldn't live up to my hopes to drop in monthly. I scrambled to offset the dwindling of my printing/design business by doing a soft launch of my online record label. Mostly stuff from my archives, but I've been trying to release an average of 1 track a day.

The majority is instrumental production/background stuff, so maybe one day you'll hear my stuff in the background of one of these craptastic reality shows. In fact, in honor of my return here, I comped together stuff from my old children's album and released a new medley track this week, just for y'all:

https://music.apple.com/us/album/offensive-ethnic-musical-clichés-for-trackdawgs-90df/1672659930

https://music.amazon.com/albums/B0BW4S3TV2?ref=dm_sh_afa7-63f0-cb20-bd88-a276a

That is amazing congratulations ! I sat on the couch and ate chips cuz I have no talents 😂 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Debbie naive? I’m shocked.

[LEILANI2]

Forget all this intro stuff to Debbie, I want to know if the 24 year old and this 80 year old did the BJ or anything else yet.

[greekmom]

She reminds me of a British woman who had a relationship with this Indian dude who was a RN and both were deep Christians.

I think it was on youtube.

[Baltimore Betty]

2 minutes ago, Trackdawg said:

Seriously though, things have just been beyond cray busy. So much so, that I couldn't live up to my hopes to drop in monthly. I scrambled to offset the dwindling of my printing/design business by doing a soft launch of my online record label. Mostly stuff from my archives, but I've been trying to release an average of 1 track a day.

The majority is instrumental production/background stuff, so maybe one day you'll hear my stuff in the background of one of these craptastic reality shows. In fact, in honor of my return here, I comped together stuff from my old children's album and released a new medley track this week, just for y'all:

https://music.apple.com/us/album/offensive-ethnic-musical-clichés-for-trackdawgs-90df/1672659930

https://music.amazon.com/albums/B0BW4S3TV2?ref=dm_sh_afa7-63f0-cb20-bd88-a276a

I love that snappy tune!!! Uno, dos, tres!! 

[charmed1]

Just now, mmecorday said:

"Today on 'Donahue,' Daft Old Ladies and the Dentally-Challenged Young Middle-Eastern Men Who Love Them.'"

I miss Phil. Watching him run up and down the stairs dangling that microphone was the best part of being home sick from school.

[Trackdawg]

9 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"I don't follow all the dietary restrictions." Doesn't look like she eats anything, as it is.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Debbie’s artwork is an acquired test.

[kacesq]

No wonder why I’m not dating…I have a regular boring job and no moody selfies to post.

[greekmom]

of course he's an artist and poet.

aka UNEMPLOYED

[Emmeline]

31 minutes ago, Trackdawg said:

Trackdawg, we missed you too!  Hope all is well with you and yours!

My sister called and I missed the first 40 minutes, hope I didn’t miss too much.

[kacesq]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Debbie’s artwork is an acquired test.

That’s a very kind way of putting it.

[GrammyPammy]

Ossama channeling young Bob Dylan…