90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Gobi]

I thought that commercial said "I turned my first trick at 11." What hath TLC wrought?

[Suzywriter]

35 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I only managed 57 last year. I'm a slacker. 

7, and three were Little Golden Books. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Osama brushes his tooth.

[GrammyPammy]

Oh, Debbie, that Lion King necklace isn’t it.

[mmecorday]

With that lion head necklace, Debbie's Carol Baskin cosplay is complete. 

Edited March 20, 2023 by mmecorday

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Osama brushes his tooth.

Dead!

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

Yes!! Thank you. It kills me how little trust there is on this show. 

It’s constantly being urinated on.

[Suzywriter]

While we're on commercial break, I had a minor nervous breakdown this week...I recalled that somebody threw out my childhood encyclopedias when my mother passed away 5 years ago...I cried for 6 hours, then ordered a replacement set of 1966 Childcraft and the annual, Children Everywhere, off of eBay. 

[Frozendiva]

Just now, GrammyPammy said:

Oh, Debbie, that Lion King necklace isn’t it.

Wondered if it was a Heidi Daus piece.

[greekmom]

Ousamma can only dream of staying at a place like that.  

[Bees52]

Good lord-  Debbie's necklace!  What is she wearing, the MGM mascot on a choker?

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Osama brushes his tooth.

[Suzywriter]

Just now, magemaud said:

DEAD!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Debbie is getting a dose of reality. Sucks to be her.

[greekmom]

Dad's home is safe because sex is off the table and of course Debbie can fund some indoor facilities.

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, greekmom said:

Ousamma can only dream of staying at a place like that.  

The tile is dreamy.

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

With that lion head necklace, Debbie Carol Baskin cosplay is complete. 

She truly believes she’s in a Harlequin Romance.

[Eldemarge]

The ol' bait and switch! That isn't nice. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Debbie brought the mountain to Osama.

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

While we're on commercial break, I had a minor nervous breakdown this week...I recalled that somebody threw out my childhood encyclopedias when my mother passed away 5 years ago...I cried for 6 hours, then ordered a replacement set of 1966 Childcraft and the annual, Children Everywhere, off of eBay. 

That’s just downright cruel. So sorry.

[Suzywriter]

It means go home, Debbie. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

While we're on commercial break, I had a minor nervous breakdown this week...I recalled that somebody threw out my childhood encyclopedias when my mother passed away 5 years ago...I cried for 6 hours, then ordered a replacement set of 1966 Childcraft and the annual, Children Everywhere, off of eBay. 

I bought a bunch of Highlights magazines from the early 60's on eBay a while back, I had such fond memories of reading them when I was a kid. It was a real treat to read them, I even remembered some of the stories. Good for you!

[greekmom]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

It means go home, Debbie. 

after i bleed you dry,

[Hotel Snarker]

(Gold Dust Woman plays)

You done pissed off Jennifer Stevie Coolidge-Nicks, Oussama!

[goofygirl]

Poor old Debbie.... She thinks she's been in REALITY for 3 years!!!!!  She thought they were gonna get married and he wants to LIVE with her with his PARENTS for a while.  Debbie, SLOW DOWN yourself old lady!!! What the actual fuck??

[JennyMominFL]

He is a straight up asshole. She lives in lala land but he is awful.

[GrammyPammy]

“Because if I say this to you, you will not come”…where oh where have we heard this before? LOL

[Auntie Anxiety]

Debbie, Osama still wants to marry you AND sell you the Brooklyn Bridge.

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

That’s just downright cruel. So sorry.

To be fair, I can guess that there was no expectation that I wanted them, since they'd been boxed up in the attic since 1973. I just liked knowing that they were up there. 

[greekmom]

careful Oussama - Tabitha might sick the doll on you.

[tvrox]

53 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

So Jen is just now figuring this all out. This makes my head hurt.

Why didn't she read the freaking visa??! Or consult an American lawyer?? 

[Eldemarge]

There you go, Debbie! Don't let a dude pull that shit on you twice!  Then it's all the time.  You cut it off the first time.

[Pepper Mostly]

Good on Debbie, she's at least clear eyed enough to know that she's being snowed. 

[magemaud]

You have the audashitty to say that to me?

Edited March 20, 2023 by magemaud

[Gobi]

And she hasn't even had a donkey ride yet!

[JennyMominFL]

I am glad she stood up for herself

[greekmom]

What happened was that he saw you in real life and figured you filtered your photos very heavy and decided that he might as well just milk you from overseas.

[sainte-chapelle]

I don’t get his game though…shouldn’t he have strung her along and taken her money first?

[Hotel Snarker]

Debbie is speaking as if she's giving Oussama $200,000. I wonder if she has given him a lot of money.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Osama’s wonky eye somehow balances out the missing teeth.

[greekmom]

besides the missing tooth I think Oussama has an issue with a wandering eye.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh for joy. We're about to get another guided tour of someone's ovaries, aren't we? 

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I bought a bunch of Highlights magazines from the early 60's on eBay a while back, I had such fond memories of reading them when I was a kid. It was a real treat to read them, I even remembered some of the stories. Good for you!

I love this!

I'm looking forward to doing some of the projects in Volume 9 ("Make and Do") and re-reading the story "Nils Karlssen, The Elf" in Children Everywhere. 

[charmed1]

Debbie sounds like Joan Crawford reading Christina/Oussama for filth. 

[Suzywriter]

The swimsuit looks like my wetsuit for kayaking, sans hood. 

[goofygirl]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Osama’s wonky eye somehow balances out the missing teeth.

DEAD! 

[Suzywriter]

Is Jen in withdrawl as well? 

[Frozendiva]

Debbie is no romantic fool. I get Ousssama wanting a 2 month test drive to see if he does want marriage to a close to 70 woman.

[Suzywriter]

I'm skipping Pedophile Place. 

[GrammyPammy]

3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

To be fair, I can guess that there was no expectation that I wanted them, since they'd been boxed up in the attic since 1973. I just liked knowing that they were up there.