90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[RichiesOlderBro]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Somewhere Mikey is stewing because Jasmine accepted Gino’s weird creepy self.

Jasmine is 10 years older and has less options. 

[Frozendiva]

Does Usman's friends realize that he screwed up? No, Kimbaaaaly should not be throwing water in his face, but their relationship is toxic. Does he know what real love is - nope? Does Kimbaaaaaly deserve his love? Ussie can certainly find someone better.

[tvrox]

19 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Yo, if you want me to keep buying you games for the PS5 stick around, you’ll need to do something really BIG!

Yes, the meeting of the minds (with @Angry Moldovan and @Pepper Mostly) was fantastic. You know when you go to a restaurant and the table next to yours is loud and annoying? That was us.

You all could never be annoying! 

[ExMathMajor]

4 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Jasmine deserves so much better than this dude.

This. Right. Here.

Also: Hey y'all! 😁

[Suzywriter]

In other news, I made fresh greek-ish yogurt from a gallon of raw cow's milk. it is sooo delicious, I just want to scream with happiness.  I'm "mmmm"ing after every spoonful.

[Gobi]

Oh, no! Userman's international superstardom could be ruined!

[Hotel Snarker]

Usman’s manager is right. Her behavior will probably escalate and he needs to separate from her.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kimbally, please pack your Usman t-shirts and go.

Edited March 21, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[Frozendiva]

Spoiler

There's a rumor that Ximena's new boyfriend is from my city. Who knows.

Edited to say it may be a spoiler.

Edited March 21, 2022 by Frozendiva

[Armchair Critic]

Usman is really affronted by that drink on him 🙄what a delicate flower

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Jasmine is 10 years older and has less options. 

How can anyone have fewer options than Cinder-cartella?

[GrammyPammy]

WTF? Kimberly is asking production staff for relationship advice?

[Hotel Snarker]

For someone who 'knows it's over' Kim seems really excited.

[kacesq]

God Kimbally annoys me so fucking much and you know Usman the hustler is going to do some gesture that this idiot will think they’re in love. Blech.

[sainte-chapelle]

Kim is smiling like the cat that got thé crème..

creepy old hag

[Auntie Anxiety]

Grand gesture, like a proposal? Oy vey iz mir

[MagicEyes]

9 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

Gino should have planned for some dome maintenance while he was on this trip.  The patch of hair on the back of his head is getting long.

It would be a lot easier to just shave it off! 

[emergency ring]

kimbally is acting like a 14 year old, yo!!!!! 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

Usman is really affronted by that drink on him 🙄what a delicate flower

He should appreciate any sort of tabloid attention for it. It's not that negative of publicity.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, tvrox said:

You all could never be annoying! 

A woman from another table came over and said she was envious of the fun we were having and wished she was friends with us! 

[Grifter Lives]

Useman's special song for Kimbaaly will involve the lyrics, "Prove my love to you," and maybe, "I left Zara in the Sahara."  

[LennieBriscoe]

7 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

There's a rumor that Ximena's new boyfriend is from my city. Who knows.

Not that I had illusions, but is this a Spoiler?

[Armchair Critic]

It ruins the whole meaning of a "grand gesture" when you DEMAND It. LOL

[emergency ring]

the grand gesture: usman asking for her credit card

[TazDevil]

Just now, GrammyPammy said:

WTF? Kimberly is asking production staff for relationship advice?

Right?  Like they're gonna tell her not to go meet him.  They probably get a bonus for each extra scene they can wrangle out of these people.

[greekmom]

Kim, Mike, Gino are sex tourists.

Memphis is just living out a fantasy.

Ella is a sex tourist wannabe.

 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, GrammyPammy said:

WTF? Kimberly is asking production staff for relationship advice?

Well, they've seen it all before. Who better to ask?

[Doublemint]

Maybe Kimba is rethinking things and ready to accept another wife named "Zara"?   Forget that .

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

A woman from another table came over and said she was envious of the fun we were having and wished she was friends with us! 

If we weren’t on the way out and the restaurant weren’t closing,I would have told her to pull up a chair.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, LennieBriscoe said:

Not that I had illusions, but is this a Spoiler?

I dunno. There was something on Twitter about it but I have no idea if it is true or not. Unless there is some confirmation it's just rumor and probably not a spoiler.

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

A woman from another table came over and said she was envious of the fun we were having and wished she was friends with us! 

I hope you told her to watch the show and join this chat tonight! 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Grifter Lives said:

Useman's special song for Kimbaaly will involve the lyrics, "Prove my love to you," and maybe, "I left Zara in the Sahara."  

DEAD

[charmed1]

That actor in the Kia commercial with the robot dog looks so familiar. Is that Dr. Shakey McRapey from Mad Men?

[Emmeline]

5 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Gee, Usssie. Your relationship with Kimbaaaly isn't real and isn't in any place.

This is just a repeat of the season with Baby Girl Lisa.  It’s just unbelievable and if they make it through this season it’s just got to be for the $$ from the show.  I barely watch their segments.

[Gobi]

The grand gesture: She will only have to wear one bag over her head the next time they have sex.

[Baltimore Betty]

2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

It ruins the whole meaning of a "grand gesture" when you DEMAND It. LOL

So does begging for dick.

[Eldemarge]

Is it too much to ask that Usman is waiting at the bar with a glass of water, ready to throw in Kim's face?

Edited March 21, 2022 by Eldemarge

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Doublemint said:

Maybe Kimba is rethinking things and ready to accept another wife named "Zara"?   Forget that .

Oh yea wasn’t she the bitch that said she would accept multiple wives…yet she is pissed about an Ex…her mouth is a cavern of lies 

[Gobi]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

I dunno. There was something on Twitter about it but I have no idea if it is true or not. Unless there is some confirmation it's just rumor and probably not a spoiler.

Nothing about her having a new boyfriend could be a spoiler.

[LennieBriscoe]

7 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Kim, Mike, Gino are sex tourists.

Memphis is just living out a fantasy.

Ella is a sex tourist wannabe.

 

I don't think pursuing marriage with one person with whom one has been in communication is being a "sex tourist."

8 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

I dunno. There was something on Twitter about it but I have no idea if it is true or not. Unless there is some confirmation it's just rumor and probably not a spoiler.

Twitter =SM = No go. 

[Eldemarge]

Someone on Reddit referred to Tom's girlfriend as his "goblin" and I can't get over it.

[emergency ring]

if kim and sojaboy end up working out then sojaboy better have multiple grand gestures up his sleeves 

[Suzywriter]

9 minutes ago, LennieBriscoe said:

"I even love heem when he's creepy. I forgive his stupidity. But I know the intelleegent Gino...."

Sees the money flying the coop. 💸💸💸💸

 

that creep must be paying for a whole lot more than tlc is letting on about. 

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

That actor in the Kia commercial with the robot dog looks so familiar. Is that Dr. Shakey McRapey from Mad Men?

Greg? The actor has the same pursed lips but don't know if it is him. I loved when Joan smashed him over the head with the vase of flowers although I wouldn't condone it. HA!

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Nothing about her having a new boyfriend could be a spoiler.

Maybe it is an aspiring spoiler. I could go back and tag the comment as a potential one.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Memphis s helps all her shit to Hazmat’s place to give him the “bad” news. Then the celebration continues, but just for a different reason.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Is it too much to ask that Usman is waiting at the bar with a glass of water, ready to throw in Kim's face?

Dreams can come true! I cling to that. 

[Emmeline]

8 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Jasmine is 10 years older and has less options. 

If Mike brought home Jasmine  his dad and grandfather would enjoy that!  

[Hotel Snarker]

Hamza has such a gorgeous family.

[mmecorday]

Hamza looks like he's about the burst with excitement over his wedding day!

No, actually, he looks like he needs to talk to his doctor to see if Linzess is right for him.