90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Gobi]

"Father, why hast Thou forsaken me in my quest for strange poon?"

[Grifter Lives]

Ben: I feel that she's checked out.

Of the hotel?  Of the sanctified, eternal romance?

[Frozendiva]

I probably would not respond to 10 pages of texts.

I would be afraid of his intentions and be unomfortable.

[GrammyPammy]

Mahogany  should be appreciative that her parents are looking out for her. Lord knows TLC ain’t. Their background checks on potential cast members are woefully incomplete…and Ben gives me creepy vibes!

Edited March 14, 2022 by GrammyPammy
Correction

[greekmom]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

How DARE Hogs not answer Ben! I fucking hate him. HATE.

Just Ben?

I HATE THE WHOLE FUCKING CAST.

[Angry Moldovan]

Write her some cycloptic poetry, that will win her over.

I have my eye set on you

[emergency ring]

God has checked out.... Mahogany has not 

[Auntie Anxiety]

She’s a child, Ben!

[sainte-chapelle]

Ben should move to the Midnight Mass island…

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

He talks a lot about God to divert attention from his creepy tendencies.

Have you read the Bible?

[Mr. Miner]

I have no fear of punching Ben in the face. 👊🏻

[charmed1]

Ten pages of texts? What woman in her right mind would respond to someone who sent her 10 pages worth of text messages? You are a psycho!

[greekmom]

Seriously Noxemna??!?!?!?!

hahahahahahaha

she knows that the cash will stop if he breaks it with her.

[Straycat80]

Mike: let’s be friends but I’ll keep sending you money like the dumbass that I am. 

[Hotel Snarker]

He’s basically saying she needs a triple bypass.

[Angry Moldovan]

Dear Fartman

Cut the jailhouse skanks cash off

 

love AM

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Just Ben?

I HATE THE WHOLE FUCKING CAST.

There are really no redeeming qualities in any of these folks…..I don’t mind Johnny.

[TMI]

Ben had a bad temper. Run Woodgirl

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Write her some cycloptic poetry, that will win her over.

I have my eye set on you

My hat's off to you.

[greekmom]

Mike is a dipshit.

[Grifter Lives]

"Ximena is acting a little more distant than usual."

That's how you know that it's real love.  And, she's playing hardball for the breast implants.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mike, please join us for a power point presentation on how much XXXimena obviously hates your guts.

[Hotel Snarker]

Noxzema suddenly realizing the gravy train is about to leave.

[kacesq]

Now Ximena wants to work things out? Oh Mike you’re an idiot. Just give her all your money and be done with it.

[TazDevil]

Yeah, Ximena isn't letting that wallet leave so quickly

[RichiesOlderBro]

Ximena wants big boobies. 

[emergency ring]

?? Didnt we see this segment last week? 

[OoogleEyes]

This guy cant be this dumb

[mmecorday]

Quote

Last week Hogs spoke perfect English. This week, not so much. How does that happen?

In the directors notes, she was probably told that she sounds like she's from the San Fernando Valley, not wherever Baloney is from.

[sainte-chapelle]

Mike..she is stringing you along because you are paying her bills

[GrammyPammy]

Ximena is playing Mike like a yo-yo. And he is letting her. He’s just horny.

[Shelbie]

Ben is scary in how pissed off he is that nothing is working to manipulate her. 

[TMI]

Ho meanie....wants mike to stay until he has NO money left....he is dumb

[Hotel Snarker]

She doesn't want him to be finished spending his money!

[Pepper Mostly]

7 minutes ago, greekmom said:

you had to remind me of Coltee's member when I forgotten about it1?!?!?! lol

If he's back on the Single Life we'll be reminded of it soon enough. 

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

No matter how much she tries to hide it, Hogs’ complexion needs to be dealt with professionally.

You speak nothing but the truth. Her skin looks like sandpaper. And I don't mean fine grit. 

4 minutes ago, tvrox said:

90 Day Snarkers+St. Paddy's Day? That sounds like a fun time! 

I am old and cranky so I don't really do such holidays but I'm sure I can force myself!

[Straycat80]

Listen to your friend Mike, geez what a dumby! 

[greekmom]

In one way I don't want Ximena to get Mike's money cause then "she wins".

In another way Mike is a racist dipshit turd cunt and cutting Ximena off "he wins".

I am in a no win situation..

[kacesq]

I love that Ximena doesn’t deny anything just asks why the friend cares...

[Hotel Snarker]

One look at Ximena's backside and it's clear why Mike is staying on this roller coaster.

[emergency ring]

His friend is literally spoon feeding Mike all the information... Mike is another person that needs a critical thinking hat

[Emmeline]

12 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Hi all!

I'm not doing so well. 2 years of COVID is really getting to me. Could use your snark. 

You will be feeling better by the end of the show.  I know I always do! ❤️

[kacesq]

Just now, greekmom said:

In one way I don't want Ximena to get Mike's money cause then "she wins".

In another way Mike is a racist dipshit turd cunt and cutting Ximena off "he wins".

I am in a no win situation..

We all are...

[OneGuy]

Mike:  "Well I do feel like what I dragged into her house on my shoe."

[Auntie Anxiety]

The producer quickly needs to hand a Lego model to Mike so her doesn’t melt down.

[MagicEyes]

Bless his heart, Mike isn’t very bright, is he? He’s been told that Ximena has very clearly said she finds him disgusting, but he’s going to keep giving her money anyway.

[Frozendiva]

Mike - leave. Ximena is showing you who she really is. Your lesson to learn and you will only check out when you have had enough.

[CrazyInAlabama]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

If he's back on the Single Life we'll be reminded of it soon enough. 

You speak nothing but the truth. Her skin looks like sandpaper. And I don't mean fine grit. 

I am old and cranky so I don't really do such holidays but I'm sure I can force myself!

Just avoid artificially green food, bagels, and other stuff can be really horrible with the amount of green food coloring in it.     

And my guess is Ben should be called "acorn man", making Coltee look endowed. 

Edited March 14, 2022 by CrazyInAlabama

[TazDevil]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

This guy cant be this dumb

I feel like he can be this dumb.

[tvrox]

28 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Have we had a psychic translator yet? It's past due time for one. Preferably one with no filter.

Please don't give the producers any ideas... 

Mike's friend is right. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Ximena…how is she gossipy…You Told her Mike disgusts you. You told her that.