90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Pepper Mostly]

"Just laughing and dancing and looking a little bit. Not a BETRAYAL like choosing a paint color".

[Hotel Snarker]

I don’t think Gino is going to like this...

[Baltimore Betty]

4 minutes ago, Emmeline said:

Hi everyone:  I’ve had an incredibly hard 2 weeks and I am ready for anything to take my mind off my my troubles.  On Wednesday my mom agreed to have my brother taken off life support.  He died on Thursday with my sister and I by his side.  He never regained consciousness after he fell.  I just left my mom’s house where she was having an huge argument with my sister.  These things bring out the best in people.😩

I am so sorry for your loss, I hope in time the pain of your loss eases and his memories are a comfort to you.

Snark is good medicine.

[greekmom]

Why didn't i get a stripper for my divorce??

Damn missed opportunities.

[GrammyPammy]

Oh, the juxtaposition of the male stripper party and Gino restlessly pacing in the empty hotel room is perfect!

[Bees52]

Finally! Somebody said it, "Jasmine esta loca!"

And who sends a stripper to a divorce party?  When the boyfriend is nearby?

Oh, wait, production might...

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Memphis, believe your eyes. He’s just not that into you. <insert your own joke here>

[MagicEyes]

I don’t think this will be Jasmine’s last divorce party. 

[Grifter Lives]

4 minutes ago, GrammyPammy said:

Who buckles her shoes when Gino’s not around??

Looks like it's part of the stripper's repertoire

[Doublemint]

3 minutes ago, rideashire said:

Just my luck that I got distracted by my cat hacking up a huge hairball directly on the rug right when Kimbally was Not!Begging for sex and missed most of that scene. I'm gonna guess she did in fact beg though.

Well, she didn't actually use the words, "I'm begging you"  but whatever she said, that was the message.  Then she got pissed she was rebuffed.

[Hotel Snarker]

That stripper could get it!

[Baltimore Betty]

Memphis keeps saying "conSO-let" and it is making me crazy.

I think she really does not want to get married and is looking for reasons to get out of it.

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"Just laughing and dancing and looking a little bit. Not a BETRAYAL like choosing a paint color".

Could you imagine the nuclear-type reaction if the roles were reversed and Gino's friends got him a stripper???

This bitch making me feel bad for Gino.

it'll pass....

[Frozendiva]

Jasmine could have held her divorce party after Gino went back to the US.

[Gobi]

Deepest condolences @Emmeline.

[Trackdawg]

4 minutes ago, Emmeline said:

Hi everyone:  I’ve had an incredibly hard 2 weeks and I am ready for anything to take my mind off my my troubles.  On Wednesday my mom agreed to have my brother taken off life support.  He died on Thursday with my sister and I by his side.  He never regained consciousness after he fell.  I just left my mom’s house where she was having an huge argument with my sister.  These things bring out the best in people.😩

I'm so so sorry, @Emmeline. You have lots of supportive company here in the Mourning Corner of our Fam 💔

Yes, The. Absolute. Worst. As we're trying to avoid probate, I'm STILL listening to my brothers argue over my Moms's estate and it just makes me cringe over how she would feel knowing about it.

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, Jasmine and her friends are such fun! I wish I had fun drunk crazy ratchet friends like that! (I don't)

Well, you have come to the right place.

[Suzywriter]

I just got in. Who is that MAN at the no-men party? Not the paid man, the one who answered the door.

 

[Toodleoo]

Five seconds of Memphis is like 500 in Hades.

[Floatingbison]

11 minutes ago, kacesq said:

How can Usman rebuff Kim's advances? She's smooth.  Like a criminal....

Kimberlee needs to look at the woman in the mirror

[Grifter Lives]

Gino really packed a lot of plastic hangers for his t-shirt collection.  I wonder if he packed separate boxes for each of his baseball caps.

[OneGuy]

And here I thought Jasmine was going to have a paint stripper at the party.

Edited January 24, 2022 by OneGuy

[greekmom]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Lol at them cutting to him packing while Jasmine enjoys the stripper.

also I thought no men were allowed, who is her male friend?

hey @sainte-chapelle  hope you were able to dig out of Monday and Tuesday's snow!!

I think gay men are the exception.

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Jasmine could have held her divorce party after Gino went back to the US.

But there's no cameras then!!!  And no producers paying for it.

[Pepper Mostly]

Memphis keeps talking about the "consul-ette". Is that a little tiny baby consul? 

1 minute ago, GrammyPammy said:

Oh, the juxtaposition of the male stripper party and Gino restlessly pacing in the empty hotel room is perfect!

See what the boys in the back room (or the Sharp writers' room) will have! Someone got a raise for coming up with a new idea. Of course, now it will be bored right into the ground endlessly. Lets remember the good times, when it was new!

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I don’t think Gino is going to like this...

Yeah, he’ll yell and scream quietly ask Jasmine not to do that again.

[Baltimore Betty]

2 minutes ago, GrammyPammy said:

Oh, the juxtaposition of the male stripper party and Gino restlessly pacing in the empty hotel room is perfect!

You know he would never be allowed a stripper.

I wonder if she forbid him to leave his room for fear he may look at another woman.

[Eldemarge]

I'm so sorry, @Emmeline... hopefully our snark party can distract you for even a few seconds.  Sending my condolences. <3  

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

I just got in. Who is that MAN at the no-men party? Not the paid man, the one who answered the door.

 

That's her best friend/hairdresser Leo, right?  I guess he doesn't count as a man because he's gay and just one of the girls?

[Trackdawg]

11 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I think Gino likes the crazy.

[Angry Moldovan]

Hi guys, not staying. I lost my girl Adelaide (Jack RussellTerrier). I just can’t do it tonight, but be back next Sunday xx

 

[Bees52]

8 minutes ago, Emmeline said:

Hi everyone:  I’ve had an incredibly hard 2 weeks and I am ready for anything to take my mind off my my troubles.  On Wednesday my mom agreed to have my brother taken off life support.  He died on Thursday with my sister and I by his side.  He never regained consciousness after he fell.  I just left my mom’s house where she was having an huge argument with my sister.  These things bring out the best in people.😩

So sorry to hear he didn't make it.  My condolences  to you and your family. 😞

[Auntie Anxiety]

Elijah has a list of questions on his phone for these two lovebirds.

[kacesq]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

Hi guys, not staying. I lost my girl Adelaide (Jack RussellTerrier). I just can’t do it tonight, but be back next Sunday xx

 

I'm so sorry.

[sainte-chapelle]

@Emmeline @Trackdawg it is gross how they come out of the wood work. My long lost uncles suddenly stopped calling when my dad passed ( he was in ICU for a month) and my mom needed help with burial costs. Parasites. Stay strong and I hope the snark helps at least for a little while.

[Suzywriter]

Kimbally has oddly sheltered vibes...like she seems to believe that there are strategies and obligations to dating,. I've seen that in fundamentalist religions-but Kimbally doesn't seem too fundamentally anything. 

[Toodleoo]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[kacesq]

This is creepy.

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Hi guys, not staying. I lost my girl Adelaide (Jack RussellTerrier). I just can’t do it tonight, but be back next Sunday xx

 

Oh no! I'm so sorry for your loss! I've got you and @Emmeline in my prayers for tonight.

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Hi guys, not staying. I lost my girl Adelaide (Jack RussellTerrier). I just can’t do it tonight, but be back next Sunday xx

 

so sorry for your loss.

 

[TMI]

Memphis speaks to Hamza like he is a kindergartener.

[TazDevil]

This is all so fake and poorly acted

[Toodleoo]

@Angry Moldovan I’m so sorry :(

[sainte-chapelle]

HOLY SHIT he jus walked in the fucking room without knocking …….this is just plain wierd

[Frozendiva]

Elijah could have knocked first.

[Hotel Snarker]

Elijah is such a perv.

[Scout Finch]

Jasmine can't even stand with Gino talking to fully-clothed women who are a few feet away.

[charmed1]

I knew it. Threesome with Elijah, Caleb, and Polly Pocket racist.

[TazDevil]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Hi guys, not staying. I lost my girl Adelaide (Jack RussellTerrier). I just can’t do it tonight, but be back next Sunday xx

 

So sorry @Angry Moldovan

[greekmom]

Elijiah is playing up the typical gay stereotype.

Stop it asshole.