90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[CrazyInAlabama]

5 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Those boobs look store bought, too.

Fake boobs, butt (implants, or Brazilian Butt Lift), hair extensions, lip fillers, and I'm betting a lot of botox and other injectibles.   Spray tan, or tanning bed, fake nails, and everything else.  Jasmine certainly hit the gold mine this time.   That laugh of Gino's sounds so much like Pole.    If Gino's Pole 2.0, then Jasmine is Larissa 2.0.   

Sandy is his Uncle Marco's girlfriend.   Both of them are the voice of reason. 

Edited December 13, 2021 by CrazyInAlabama

[Gobi]

Shooting pool? I guess that the axe throwing emporium was closed.

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Are we really surprised? Why wasn’t there internet when I was in my 20s and had no shame?

The net was just a baby in my 20s.

Boy I was stupid. I should have cashed in.

[Hotel Snarker]

He just thinks his name is Gino. For years when he approaches a woman, they all say, "Gee...No."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Preach it, Uncle Gino.

[Floatingbison]

Just now, CrazyInAlabama said:

Fake boobs, butt (implants, or Brazilian Butt Lift), hair extensions, lip fillers, and I'm betting a lot of botox and other injectibles.   Spray tan, or tanning bed, fake nails, and everything else.  Jasmine certainly hit the gold mine this time.   That laugh of Gino's sounds so much like Pole.  

Sandy is his Uncle Marco's girlfriend.   Both of them are the voice of reason. 

Somewhere Darcey is hurling her makeup bag against the wall in rage.

[Frozendiva]

I'd be emotionally in it for the money. Sucker.

[Toodleoo]

“His money’s gone! His kidney’s gone! His BRAIN IS GONE!…wait”

[Doublemint]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I’m not trying to be an asshole but that Alexa ad….there are some white people at that dance…back then that was…not allowed.

I graduated in 64 from a NJ school that was mixed, black & white kids.   There was no problem at our prom.   Maybe down South.

[OneGuy]

"What if they kidnap him or something . . . or knock him over in the airport and kill him?"

[kacesq]

Narrator: “you can in fact lie about those things...”

[mmecorday]

Yeah, with that hat on, you can't tell Gino is bald at all. 🙄

[charmed1]

Uncle Marco is Frank Costanza.

[Suzywriter]

Oh, lord, Uncle Marco is such a marginally informed old rich dude! He's so nice!

[Hotel Snarker]

6 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

Love the 50's prom ad - I Only Have Eyes for You.    So sweet.   (now back to the snarkfest).

Wasn't around in the 1950s but I adore that song. It is lovely.

[greekmom]

Gino is stupid

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m unemployed, so I’ll send money to a woman I don't know who is using it to enhance her personal appearance. You know, necessities.

[mmecorday]

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Uncle Marco is Frank Costanza.

Serenity now!

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Oh, lord, Uncle Marco is such a marginally informed old rich dude! He's so nice!

Uncle Beau has a special place in my heart, but he may have to scoot over for Uncle Marco,

[TMI]

Jasmine ---not working...what was her job???

Gino -only helped out with the essentials....food...no...rent...no medical...no...

hair, nails, teeth, lips...GINO -you should mate with Memphis

 

[Hotel Snarker]

What's Debbie doing on here in drag?

He is sending money and not working? Awful.

[For Cereals]

Gino should hang out with Daonte 

[Frozendiva]

Jasmine is after you for your charm, sense of humor, intelligence, kindness? 

[Toodleoo]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m unemployed, so I’ll send money to a woman I don't know who is using it to enhance her personal appearance. You know, necessities necessititties

FTFY

[Suzywriter]

Uncle Marco's gf is kind of Debbie-like.

[kacesq]

Who is the guy with Molly and her unfortunate hair on Pillow Talk?

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, greekmom said:

The net was just a baby in my 20s.

Boy I was stupid. I should have cashed in.

I was mid twenties in 98, damn we have wasted our lives

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Uncle Marco's gf is kind of Debbie-like.

I just said that!

Just now, kacesq said:

Who is the guy with Molly and her unfortunate hair on Pillow Talk?

Her BF, Kelly. He was with her on Season 1 of The Single Life.

[Bees52]

2 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

Fake boobs, butt (implants, or Brazilian Butt Lift), hair extensions, lip fillers, and I'm betting a lot of botox and other injectibles.   Spray tan, or tanning bed, fake nails, and everything else.  Jasmine certainly hit the gold mine this time.   That laugh of Gino's sounds so much like Pole.    If Gino's Pole 2.0, then Jasmine is Larissa 2.0.   

Sandy is his Uncle Marco's girlfriend.   Both of them are the voice of reason. 

Ah... forget my previous question about Gino's family's concern about Jasmine.... 😩

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

Serenity now!

You’re not giving away the Water Pik!

[Hotel Snarker]

Gino gives me the creeps in so many ways.

[Mrs. Hanson]

4 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

My guess is fake enlightenment hipster in the beanie will run as soon as he realizes how much work this actually is.

That is SPOT ON!

 

[mmecorday]

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You’re not giving away the Water Pik!

And I read this in Mrs. Costanza's voice! :D

[Pepper Mostly]

7 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

But isn’t it the friend who asked if she was slaying and said yaaasss?

True! I do think its wise that she bring a friend. 

7 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Thanks Pepper, I am deeply ashamed at being wooed by a man with long hair and faux mysticism 

Hahaha, I came up in the 70's, when EVERYONE was into the mystic. Everyone did astrology, or numerology, or read auras, threw the I Ching, read tarot,  or did candle burning and ceremonial magic, astral projection, was Wiccan, Pagan, did psychic healing, you name it. I met a dozen Calebs, probably.

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

I graduated in 64 from a NJ school that was mixed, black & white kids.   There was no problem at our prom.   Maybe down South.

Interesting thanks. I remember reading about the rat pack etc and Sammy Davis not being allowed to stay in the same hotels…. That poor girl having rocks thrown at her for attending a ‘white school’ awful shit but that was the 50s not the 60 s  so I’m off by a decade.

[Doublemint]

So, Gino wants to have children with Jasmine and he doesn't have a job, but he needs a pre-nup.   Okay, makes sense.

[Baltimore Betty]

5 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

Sandy is his Uncle Marco's girlfriend.   Both of them are the voice of reason. 

Not that he will listen to any of that good advice.

Why even discuss it with anyone, nobody is supporting him with this foolishness.

All these idiots have family and friends telling them they are being ridiculous, nobody listens.  Just once I would like one of these idiots to call their person and tell them they have re thought the situation and are no longer interested in meeting.

[Angry Moldovan]

My goodness, we are on fire tonight! Yeah baby, yeah!

[Toodleoo]

TIL that “I Only Have Eyes For You” was written in 1934!

[magemaud]

Gino looks like one side of his skull was beaten with a blunt object 

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Uncle Beau has a special place in my heart, but he may have to scoot over for Uncle Marco,

Well, it depends. Has Uncle Marco ever done time? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Doublemint said:

So, Gino wants to have children with Jasmine and he doesn't have a job, but he needs a pre-nup.   Okay, makes sense.

He wont have anything to “pre-nup” after she’s done with him.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

True! I do think its wise that she bring a friend. 

Hahaha, I came up in the 70's, when EVERYONE was into the mystic. Everyone did astrology, or numerology, or read auras, threw the I Ching, read tarot,  or did candle burning and ceremonial magic, astral projection, was Wiccan, Pagan, did psychic healing, you name it. I met a dozen Calebs, probably.

I am an 80 s baby and still love that stuff

[Mrs. Landingham]

Just now, Doublemint said:

So, Gino wants to have children with Jasmine and he doesn't have a job, but he needs a pre-nup.   Okay, makes sense.

This made me laugh, too. What exactly is Gino protecting? The $7 he has left in savings?? 

[OneGuy]

It seems they don't have stereotypical Michigan music to begin those segments.

[Mr. Miner]

She can’t wait to see her Tunisian wiener meat.

[magemaud]

That Alexa commercial bugs me because the old woman is so much taller than the prom date. 

[greekmom]

You know Gino and Memphis are only 2.5 hours away.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I am an 80 s baby and still love that stuff

It was very mainstream in the 70's!

[TMI]

MEMPHIS---Listen to MOM