90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Steven does not strike me as someone can clearly explain anything, this girl will have questions about Mormonism, can he answer them?

That's where his missionary experience and extermination sales skills come into play.

[Mr. Miner]

Is it possible for a person to have a sixhead?

Edited September 6, 2021 by Mr. Miner

[Floatingbison]

50,000 for a ceremony is financially irresponsible unless you're making over a million a year.

[Pepper Mostly]

Corey. Get on a plane. Go home. Find a nice corn fed Mormon girl and put this misadventure behind you. 

[LEILANI2]

Someone tell this pizza lady there's like a million men in America who look just like this guy, she don't need to be giving it all up for a man who cooks in a loincloth in the kitchen.

[Suzywriter]

Victor looks like a dirty, scummy, slimy, nasty liar with STIs and bad breath. He's disgusting. Disgusting. 

[magemaud]

10 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

His hair is luscious, like a lion's mane.  Or so he claimed last week.

His current Bible reading is the story of Samson and Delilah

[Trackdawg]

8 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Just ask Trish or Mike.

[ExMathMajor]

I wonder: Did the "best wedding planner in the country" bill them for advice that any random woman passing by could have told them?

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Grifter Lives said:

That's where his missionary experience and extermination sales skills come into play.

Like a Dalek!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Cory should tell Evelin that he’d love to pay for the wedding but he can’t sustain an erection, so......

[RichiesOlderBro]

2 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Steven does not strike me as someone can clearly explain anything, this girl will have questions about Mormonism, can he answer them?

He served his mission.  He has prepared answers for all questions. 

[LEILANI2]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Corey. Get on a plane. Go home. Find a nice corn fed Mormon girl and put this misadventure behind you. 

The misadventure had been going on 7+ years now. Interestingly no children from it and thankfully.

[Gobi]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

Someone tell this pizza lady there's like a million men in America who look just like this guy, she don't need to be giving it all up for a man who cooks in a loincloth in the kitchen.

But, but he's her soulmate!

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Town mattress needs the big wedding to advertise she's out of commission?

Temporarily Closed for Business.  Inquire Within.

[Grifter Lives]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I thought she'd cleaned him out years before. Where's he getting the funds to pay for all this? 

They both have OnlyFan accounts.

[Trackdawg]

12 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Mom, it is a cult.

Oh wait, you said cuuult.

Edited September 6, 2021 by Trackdawg
Chances deuxieme

[Bees52]

Eh... Corey's brother's wedding at $5000 was really inexpensive and he shouldn't expect all weddings to be that price, but not $50,000+ either.

[greekmom]

10 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

He's with Jenny because he's on the other team, and needs one helluva beard. Like in Victor/Victoria, Jenny's age is so astounding that no one is asking Sumit any other questions. He's hoping that dementia will set in soon, and he can move his lover in as 'professional medical person to care for my wife'.

I don't know. If he was playing for the other team he would just stayed married to his wife and do his marital duty from time to time.

I think Jenny is demanding in bed too.

[Suzywriter]

Hey, has anybody tried Thrive cosmetics? I'd pay $26 for a lipstick if it REALLY stays on all day.

[Trackdawg]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

The misadventure had been going on 7+ years now.

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Cory should tell Evelin that he’d love to pay for the wedding but he can’t sustain an erection, so......

Cory looks like a guy who would get deeply scared from his own erection and it would make him start crying.

[Doublemint]

3 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Town mattress needs the big wedding to advertise she's out of commission?

Good luck with the new job!

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Temporarily Closed for Business.  Inquire Within.

Deliveries in the rear.

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

UGH, Evelin bleeds him dry for every damn penny.

Also I can't stand Corey. He's an ass. He deserves her.

The pricing for that wedding was stupid, they never talked about how many guests, the catering, table rentals, linens, flowers, nothing that would be able for any wedding planner to suss out a price range like that.  Since when does a wedding planner include the price of the wedding dress in her budget, how does that even make sense. I spent 20 years in catering and I never figured the price of the wedding dress in to the per person price. 

There they stood on a rocky, ugly plot of sandy beach like land and the planner says it will cost anywhere from $26,000 to $50,000 for a wedding but asked no questions about what they want the wedding to be like.  TLC has gotten sloppy with their set up situations and if it is not a set up then Cory is an idiot for not asking specifics of the pricing.

 

 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Grifter Lives said:

They both have OnlyFan accounts.

OnlyFans went G rated. Now what? 

[magemaud]

13 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

That's some tasty borscht, said no one ever.

I hope they're using Natalie's recipe with the parsnips

[SunnyBeBe]

4 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

$26000 to get married in the middle of nowhere Ecuador?!

I despise both of them. I hope they blow lots of money and then divorce. They are insufferable. Ugghhhh….l

[Trackdawg]

1 minute ago, Grifter Lives said:

They both have OnlyFan accounts.

[Auntie Anxiety]

The Mexican air seems to be good for Truffles. Last season s/he seemed to be on borrowed time.

[Frozendiva]

Truffles!

[greekmom]

Damn the thirst is real on my part for Kenny's skin care secrets!!!

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Hey, has anybody tried Thrive cosmetics? I'd pay $26 for a lipstick if it REALLY stays on all day.

I'd like to know, too, although I'm not wearing lipstick while I have to wear a mask.

I recommend Covergirl Outlast All Day and the Maybelline equivalent.  They'll be about $12-15 each.

[Bees52]

Nice of Armando and Kenny to carry their pets and walk their cute kid!

[Hotel Snarker]

I didn't think Kenny and Armando could get any better but they have a cat!! That they take on walks!!

Please allow Kenny & Armando to be the saving grace of this season. 😭

[mmecorday]

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Damn the thirst is real on my part for Kenny's skin care secrets!!!

I was just sitting here marveling at how beautiful his skin is!

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

He served his mission.  He has prepared answers for all questions. 

Oh yeah, he's been well trained. Those kids go to some fortress where they're trained for something like a year before they're turned loose on the world. I saw a show on PBS about it. 

3 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

The misadventure had been going on 7+ years now. Interestingly no children from it and thankfully.

Because Evilyn doesn't want them. Corey does, but she doesn't care what he wants. 

[charmed1]

Unpopular opinion, but I find the age difference between Armando and Kenny really skeevy. I don’t care how young Kenny looks.

[ExMathMajor]

Hannah! 😍

Also, fur buddies!

[mmecorday]

Another suggestion for this thread: "Who's Crying Now?"

[Auntie Anxiety]

I do like Armando. He’s so true and honest.

[Hotel Snarker]

Kenny needs a basic Spanish class, where he’s learning vowels, etc.

[LEILANI2]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

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Damn the thirst is real on my part for Kenny's skin care secrets!!!

And his hair.  He should start an only fans just for the skin and hair secrets.

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

Eh... Corey's brother's wedding at $5000 was really inexpensive and he shouldn't expect all weddings to be that price, but not $50,000+ either.

In a third world country, $50,000USD is insane.

Kenny of Kenny & Armando--58? He must get dressed by putting on clothing, then attaching himself to a FoodSaver and letting it suck all of the air out so that he looks all Ken doll.

[magemaud]

11 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

like the time I mixed up Al Pacino and Robert DeNiro

I can't keep them straight, either. Also Merle Streep and Glenn Close. 

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Damn the thirst is real on my part for Kenny's skin care secrets!!!

It's called "facelift" and Botox.

[Trackdawg]

5 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Deliveries in the rear.

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

And his hair.  He should start an only fans just for the skin and hair secrets.

He is too good for OnlyFans.

[Gobi]

It's deja vu all over again.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I didn't think Kenny and Armando could get any better but they have a cat!! That they take on walks!!

My "heart daughter" (the one from Moldova) and her husband have a cat they take for walks. With a leash! She has an Instagram!