S06.E14: She's A Snake In The Grass

[greekmom]

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Michael masturbates for the first time; Yara does something extreme to prove she's still fun to Jovi; a fight breaks out at Kalani and Asuelu's holiday; Natalie contemplates moving out; Libby's family deals with the birthday aftermath.

Who else is giggling as an 8th grader with the first sentence? 

[Gobi]

26 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Who else is giggling as an 8th grader with the first sentence? 

More like gagging.

[Mrs. Hanson]

Michael masturbates for the first time.  Yara does something extreme to prove she is still fun to Jovi.  A fight breaks out at Kalani and Asuelu's holiday.  Natalie contemplates moving out.  Libby's family deals with the birthday aftermath.

[Kid]

42 minutes ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

Michael masturbates for the first time

This is the description that appears on the episode.  Thank you, @Mrs. Hanson for diluting that image!!!  I shall be eternally indebted to you!!!!

[Gobi]

Michael discovers a brand new hobby.

[Mrs. Hanson]

4 minutes ago, Kid said:

This is the description that appears on the episode.  Thank you, @Mrs. Hanson for diluting that image!!!  I shall be eternally indebted to you!!!!

Oh my gosh - I am a special ed teacher with a graduate level education.  I could not believe I was typing out those words!!!  Then I watched the episode!  I feel unclean.

[Kid]

Angela, in addition to everything else, is disgusting!!!  This is the same woman who whined and ranted and carried on for months about how insensitive he was when she went through her “major surgery!

[Mrs. Hanson]

2 hours ago, Kid said:

Angela, in addition to everything else, is disgusting!!!  This is the same woman who whined and ranted and carried on for months about how insensitive he was when she went through her “major surgery!

I muted a lot of it and read the close captioning as I can't take any of the voices.  "MIKE-UHL!  YOU GOT PORN IN THERE?"  Followed by her cackle.

Boo Boo Butt Butt gave a totally inappropriate gift to Kalani then proceeded to engage in an even more inappropriate conversation in front of everyone.

I am waiting for Natalie and her She-Ra "friend" to make out at any minute.  

My ears bleed at the Poddhast Bad Acting Showcase.  

Jovi:  "So were you pretending to be fun all these times?"  No Jovi, you were seeing vacation Yara.  We are all super chill on vacation then we come home.  We then go to work, clean the house, pay bills, cook and clean.  Even though those two are all an act (allegedly) just the whole vibe of him complaining about her, her complaining/whining that it is SO HARD TO TAKE CARE OF AN IMMOBILE BABY, JOVI! just gets on my nerves.

Edited July 30, 2021 by Mrs. Hanson

[Kid]

Who uses a bookcase for shoes????

[Alonzo Mosely FBI]

1 hour ago, Gobi said:

Michael discovers a brand new hobby.

the chyron.... "Two minutes later.........." baahahaha

So the Ausuelo/Kalani baby blanket situation only begs one question: Who else besides production was in on that? Just Ausuelo? Ausuelo and Kalani? How many of the others, if any? I am going to go on the record that it was production, Kalani (super bad fake deadpan shocked face)  and Ausuelo and possibly Kalini in on it to bring on the conflict so they can earn their living. Ausuelo was the least on board because he knew what would happen which is why he tackled his sister before really anything happened. He knew he was going to have to.  I think it's sad. The more I think about it his sister and mom were probably in on it. I am going to think about that fight for a long time.

WHERE WAS LOW? Mister Big and Bad. Hmmmph. 

[Kid]

Mike and Angela should get together.  They deserve each other.

Their respective spouse never gets a word in yet causes them great stress (Angela) and pain (Mike).

They are both abusive.

They are both selfish. 

They are both demeaning.
 
They are becoming role models for Jovi who is sinking to their level fast (except, Mama Jovi sees the problem clearly unlike Mama Mike).

[mamadrama]

Watched the whole episode. If you think last week's was bad then hold onto your hat because, in the words of Mother Chantel, things are about to get a lot stupider...

Juliana gives me the creeps. She comes across as a predator to me. Natalie's better off staying there with Mike. 

I think Lo left the room because he didn't want to be a part of filming that shit. I think some of it was staged, but I don't think Tammy was in on the planning. 

IDGAF about Family Libby or Brandon/Julia. 

Tiffany loves playing martyr. "I was a blessing in this man's life." Girl, sit your ass back down.

Michael must be masochistic. How else was he able to orgasm while listening to Angela cackle and scream? 

If I'm rating them on masturbation and ejaculation scenes then I guess I prefer Michael's over Ed's.

 

 

[Frozendiva]

6 hours ago, Gobi said:

Michael discovers a brand new hobby.

Let’s give him a hand.

[Gobi]

11 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Let’s give him a hand.

I think he has a firm grasp of the situation.

[My Girls]

9 hours ago, Gobi said:

Michael discovers a brand new hobby.

And Angela thought she couldn't get ahold of him before.

[Persnickety1]

10 hours ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

Michael masturbates for the first time.  Yara does something extreme to prove she is still fun to Jovi.  A fight breaks out at Kalani and Asuelu's holiday.  Natalie contemplates moving out.  Libby's family deals with the birthday aftermath.

I was going to watch this episode whilst eating dinner tonight.

I've changed my mind.  

I'll watch it after dinner with copious amounts of wine.  🤢

[Persnickety1]

8 hours ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

Boo Boo Butt Butt gave a totally inappropriate gift to Kalani then proceeded to engage in an even more inappropriate conversation in front of everyone.

Well, fuck my life.

Maybe I should just skip dinner all together and go straight for the wine for this episode.  🤢

Edited July 31, 2021 by Persnickety1

[Mrs. Hanson]

52 minutes ago, Persnickety1 said:

Well, fuck my life.

Maybe I should just skip dinner all together and go straight for the wine for this episode.  🤢

I will say this:  It was not about no no time, it was about a subject that a husband and wife ONLY should be discussing.  Not a committee.  I do fully support skipping dinner and heading straight to wine! 🍷

[zenme]

10 hours ago, Kid said:

Who uses a bookcase for shoes????

☝🏼I have! I once had an extra bookcase and put it in my closet for shoes and purses. 

[Frozendiva]

Only watched the 20 minute preview.

Jovi, your mom is right. Yara is a new mom, you now have a family, and things need to change a bit and stop thinking of yourself.

Yara's top was way too lose and there was too much sideboob showing.

Mike, thinking is a dangerous pastime and you maybe should talk to an actual therapist and not your mom. You are old enough to make your own life choices. Mom's behavior was offensive and puts all the blame on Natalie. All of them are at fault. She hates Natalie and it's time to send her back. All she wants is the Green Card. So what? It's better than having Mike and you.

[mamadrama]

Even Gwen thinks her son's being an asshole. When your own mama takes the side of the woman she previously accused of using you for a Green card...

Methinks NonJovi may have some legit issues. His behavior does not seem normal. I know Greek guys who act more mature than that at mixers during Rush Week. 

[zenme]

Mike’s mother is an ass. Instead of helping him, she makes things worse by bashing Natalie to Mike. Instead of saying, “You 2 need to communicate better if you want to resolve issues,” she just adds fuel to the fire. What kind of mother is she?  They’re already married. Help your son be a better husband. 

[Polliwollidoodle]

12 hours ago, mamadrama said:

Watched the whole episode. If you think last week's was bad then hold onto your hat because, in the words of Mother Chantel, things are about to get a lot stupider...

Sorry but to be accurate--  you missed a key word if you are quoting Mother Chantel.

 

"Things are about to get a lot more stupider."

I am not usually so nit-picky but this phrase has been seared in my brain. 

I didn't watch so now I have all this to look forward to.

 

 

 

[Alonzo Mosely FBI]

3 hours ago, zenme said:

Mike’s mother is an ass. Instead of helping him, she makes things worse by bashing Natalie to Mike. Instead of saying, “You 2 need to communicate better if you want to resolve issues,” she just adds fuel to the fire. What kind of mother is she?  They’re already married. Help your son be a better husband. 

Right? She didn't say Listen Natalie I never said that, I never called you a whore. She went in will all I never f****** called you a ***** blankety blank etc lots of swear words in a loud voice- which is lower pitched than Mike's just sayin.

Mrs. Gwen is right, she is a treat on this show I hope she does not let me down. I think Jovi he is an alcoholic, that's the relationship he was, and is still is in, and he may have some genetics working against him-not from his mom's side. It's not cute Jovi, get some treatment and counseling. The strip club was a bad alcohol inspired decision and the blowing of a kiss inspired by more alcohol.

[zenme]

Jovi is extremely immature. Does he have siblings? Is he the baby? Only child? I’m glad his mom is expressing disappointment and not co-signing his bullshit. Mike’s mom would be backing him up and that would be wrong. 

[Kid]

23 hours ago, mamadrama said:

Tiffany loves playing martyr. "I was a blessing in this man's life." Girl, sit your ass back down.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Love ya @mamadrama!!🤣🤣

Edited July 31, 2021 by Kid

[Persnickety1]

2 hours ago, Alonzo Mosely FBI said:

Right? She didn't say Listen Natalie I never said that, I never called you a whore. She went in will all I never f****** called you a ***** blankety blank etc lots of swear words in a loud voice- which is lower pitched than Mike's just sayin.

Mrs. Gwen is right, she is a treat on this show I hope she does not let me down. I think Jovi he is an alcoholic, that's the relationship he was, and is still is in, and he may have some genetics working against him-not from his mom's side. It's not cute Jovi, get some treatment and counseling. The strip club was a bad alcohol inspired decision and the blowing of a kiss inspired by more alcohol.

Jovi:  "If you don't like it, we'll leave, we'll go someplace else."  

Also Jovi:  "We just got here.  I don't want to leave."  

He was practically drooling at the stripper by his table.  

I don't think he ever matured past his frat boy years.  

Honestly, Yara could do a whole lot better if he doesn't grow his ass up.  

Another thing that bugs me is that he and Yara do not have a "traditional" marriage.  He's gone at least 50% of the time for his job.  I think it's only natural that Yara's bond with that beautiful baby is so strong.  

That baby is Yara's entire world when Jovi is away working.  Her every waking moment revolves around that little girl and they have their own routine, etc.  

This is true with every mother, but it's especially true with Yara.  She has no friends, no job, no family, or anything else at this point.  Her every waking moment is dedicated to that baby.  

Through no fault of his own but because of his job, Jovi is kind of a "passing through" dad.  

Gwen needs to sit his ass down and take him to task.  He needs to grow up.  Playtime was over as soon as Yara became pregnant.  

He's blessed to have such a lovely little family.  Instead of bitching about Yara's attachment to Mylah, he should be thankful for having them in his life.  

[Mrs. Hanson]

I am not a fan of Natalie but I would have ended the call when the cursing at me began.

10 hours ago, zenme said:

Mike’s mother is an ass. Instead of helping him, she makes things worse by bashing Natalie to Mike. Instead of saying, “You 2 need to communicate better if you want to resolve issues,” she just adds fuel to the fire. What kind of mother is she?  They’re already married. Help your son be a better husband. 

As my husband says to me:  "Honey, these are not Rhodes scholars."

Bolding:  That ship has sailed.  Twice.

[HorrrGoodnight]

This bitch Tammy couldn't even get her coat off before she starts talking about money 🙄🙄🙄🙄

[Kid]

Brandon - deer caught in the headlights.🤣🤣

Edited July 31, 2021 by Kid

[Frozendiva]

25 minutes ago, SlutAssBitchAssHor said:

This bitch Tammy couldn't even get her coat off before she starts talking about money 🙄🙄🙄🙄

So rude. That subject should be off limits. Kalani was nice to ask about Mom Asuelu’s craft and that she would like to learn and she then goes off to talk about bingo every night. The money seems to go to plane tickets and entertainment and gambling aka mom’s spending fund.

[Alonzo Mosely FBI]

1 hour ago, SlutAssBitchAssHor said:

This bitch Tammy couldn't even get her coat off before she starts talking about money 🙄🙄🙄🙄

Does this bitch Tammy have some serious resting bitch face or WHAT? She is never ever going to have a wrinkle. She might be best 90DF villian of all time. 

[mamadrama]

8 hours ago, Kid said:

Brandon - deer caught in the headlights.🤣🤣

Is somebody starting to question his adequacy at the pull-out game? 😁

[kristen111]

I think there is something definitely wrong with me.  In all the long years I am married, I’ve never spoke about masturbation with my husband.  The subject never came up.  Angela is talking about it like she’s talking about the weather, on tv no less.  Is there anything private anymore?  They are like two pigs in the woods.

 

[jaybird2]

is there no 'live chat' anymore

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, jaybird2 said:

is there no 'live chat' anymore

There is.

[jaybird2]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

There is.

where?

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, jaybird2 said:

where?

It's in the Forums. 

[jaybird2]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

It's in the Forums. 

i thought i am in the forums

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, jaybird2 said:

i thought i am in the forums

Go to the main forums page, it's in there. 90DF live chat.

[jaybird2]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Go to the main forums page, it's in there. 90DF live chat.

thanks

[bravofan27]

I don't know if they are just pretending because of the script, but how does his mom and sister NOT know that Ansuelu and Kalani have no money? They have to know that Kalani doesn't work and that her family is paying for everything. Maybe they want a piece of the money Ansuela is making from the show? If I were Kalani or Ansuela, I'd be straight with them. I'd say, "Listen, Kalani is special and very attached to her mother. She isn't able to work away from the house because she will have separation anxiety. I can't hold a job making more than 10 an hour, and Kalani wants me at the house all the time anyway to look after the boys so she she can have a break when her mom takes a break. 

All the money we get from 90Day goes into clothes and make-up to make us look presentable, and buy the favors and onsies that we wear to events. 

You want money, you need to ask Low. I have no money that I'm authorized to spend. 

 

[A-Lo]

My only concern about the Mike/Natalie breakup is what's going to happen to Natalie's pet rat?  That's how invested I am in those two . I care more about a rat than either of them.

Edited August 2, 2021 by A-Lo

[Mean Jeanne]

Yara, you just had a baby.

You really need to think about putting on a bra.

[zenme]

I think the rat hates Mike and Trish too. 

[RedLA]

Am I the only one that sees this?

 

[kristen111]

49 minutes ago, Mean Jeanne said:

Yara, you just had a baby.

You really need to think about putting on a bra.

And, having some sex.  Five months is a little too long after having a baby.  Being the Mother had the baby, it was time to whoop it up in the bedroom.

[JeanJean]

When Julia gets that pole, I bet Jovi will visit. 

 

 

 

 

[SunnyBeBe]

Was Angela drunk when Michael was in the doctor’s office?  That was bizarre 😧

[suzywallis]

36 minutes ago, SunnyBeBe said:

Was Angela drunk when Michael was in the doctor’s office?  That was bizarre 😧

Right???  There is no way that cackling was going to keep you standing tall, if you get my drift.