S11.E11: Ice Queen of the Desert

[TexasGal]

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Kyle puts on her detective hat to help solve a mystery involving one of the women in La Quinta, while Sutton reveals her secrets for navigating a difficult divorce. Meanwhile, Dorit and Lisa worry about how their friend will fare in her own split. Crystal, Garcelle and Erika find solace on a desert hike, but the peace is shattered when Garcelle reveals details of their private conversation to the entire group.

Airdate: 08.04.2021

Please limit your discussion to events that occur in this episode.  Real time events are spoilers and belong in the media or individual housewife threads. 

[hoodooznoodooz]

I can’t wait!!

[Jel]

This episode aired where I live, tonight! I just watched it. Anyone else?
 

 

[Marley]

Oh Erika is digging deep with her acting lessons tonight. Cry me a river you fake embezzling bitch. This is all such a scam to get sympathy.

Sutton can be crazy but at least she’s actually questioning all this bullshit.

Erika needs to start getting called out this is getting ridiculous.

[hoodooznoodooz]

11 hours ago, Jel said:

This episode aired where I live, tonight! I just watched it. Anyone else?

Where do you live? I have to wait ten more hours.

[Jel]

5 hours ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

Where do you live? I have to wait ten more hours.

Canada! It had been airing Wednesdays, but after the week off, it came back on Tuesday, right after RHoNY.

[Keywestclubkid]

After a week off let’s see how Erika digs herself out of this Tom story lol 

[Keywestclubkid]

Kyle trying to tweak lol No girl just no 

Last night was really intense… I was hoping they all bought my bullshitstory before I left …lol

[Straycat80]

I think it’s funny they had a dance party after the dark cloud (Erika) left. 

[Keywestclubkid]

She is not protecting him lol she’s throwing him under the bus…. 

[Straycat80]

How is Erika ‘protecting’ Tom? All she’s done is bash him and make him look more guilty and an awful person. 

[bosawks]

“She worked really hard to paint a different picture.”

Still is, Dorit, she still is…..

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Straycat80 said:

How is Erika ‘protecting’ Tom? All she’s done is bash him and make him look more guilty and an awful person. 

Thank you lol I was like are they listening to the words coming out of her mouth.?

[nexxie]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

She is not protecting him lol she’s throwing him under the bus…. 

I’m thinking those two deserve each other.

[bosawks]

My inner 7 year old still sees a flocked tree and goes “Yes, please!”

[Keywestclubkid]

Girl If he had another family EVERYONE would know. Stop this bullshit Erika 

She’s trying to imply that he was using this money on other woman and not her like he didn’t sink millions of dollars into her “career” ..it wasn’t me getting the money it was the mistresses…lol she’s such a bullshiter 

[TexasGal]

Kathy calls begging for chia seeds and a straw that she NEEDS for her shake - then after they get back with straws, is drinking shake straight from the glass.  She’s funny to watch but I’m pretty sure I’d kill her if I knew her in real life. 

[bosawks]

“You’re asking Siri!?!?”

Get used to it Erika.  Siri is now your new Glam Squad.

[Chicklet]

I guess Erika thinks if she throws out every possible scenario/excuse she can think of something will stick to the wall. I think she's going to fail bigtime. Hopefully they can recover money for those poor clients.

[Julyolo]

This episode is jumping the shark with them being purposely obtuse while flaunting their privileged lifestyles. None of them have voiced one iota of concern about the people who were the victims of the law firm fraud.

Edited August 5, 2021 by Julyolo

[Keywestclubkid]

Rinna you know you have checked dont be lying lol, 

[WaltersHair]

I grew up playing croquet. Dad devised all kinds of tough courses and god help anyone who visited during a game.

Oh to be Kathy Hilton and desperately need chia seeds and a straw.

Edited August 5, 2021 by WaltersHair

[bosawks]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

Oh to be Kathy Hilton and desperately need chia seeds and a straw.

If I tried to drink a shake with chia seeds with a straw it could be construed as a suicide attempt….

[Keywestclubkid]

Cause she is lying G…  

[FlyingEgret]

Crystal to Garcelle: I'd offer you a cocktail, but...

But what??? There can be no reason to not imbibe before dinner with these ladies...

[Straycat80]

So Erika told Garcelle no third party but she told the others there was. They better put wader boots on because it’s getting deep in there. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Girl what did you do before you married him. You had a bank account… I literally can’t with Erikas bullshit. Lol

[Andi27]

That is QUITE a casita Erika has. Even if production is paying for it to stage this dinner, if I was Erika, I would have asked that Krystal be given that room and I'd take the smaller (but still nice) one Krystal is in.

[FlyingEgret]

Wait, what? Erika had never been in a bank before???

How did she deposit all her stripper coins before she met Tom?

[Julyolo]

Right! Erica you might not be broken, but you are most likely broke.

[bosawks]

Take those notes Dorit, take those notes about financial impropriety all you can….

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, FlyingEgret said:

Wait, what? Erika had never been in a bank before???

How did she deposit all her stripper coins before she met Tom?

Wasn’t she mid 20s when she married him? She had a fucking bank account 

[WaltersHair]

Didn't Erika meet Tom waiting tables. No w2s?

[FlyingEgret]

2 minutes ago, bosawks said:

Take those notes Dorit, take those notes about financial impropriety all you can….

Oh she knows all about those forensic investigators, and also about trying to stay 2 steps ahead of them...

[chick binewski]

And this is where Erika once again fails...she's feigning ignorance, yet talks over Sutton who had a real experience bc Erika can't stand to be told anything bc she knows everything.

It doesn't quite fit her new image of a woman who lived down a well for 40 years and has no life experience (despite being a dancer, a resident of both the South and NYC, having raised a child, performed at concerts and has been a main cast member of a television show for five seasons).

The enabling on these episodes is astonishing.

[funnygirl]

Erika is full of 💩. 

[Julyolo]

5 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Wasn’t she mid 20s when she married him? She had a fucking bank account 

Wouldn't she have been getting child support for her son? That usually goes through an arduous process of courts, checks, bank accounts etc. Bravo is trying to gaslight us. This isn't even her first divorce.

Edited August 5, 2021 by Julyolo

[bosawks]

I don’t think I have the self-preservation that Erika does.

I’m not built to survive the attempt to make myself look this stupid and helpless.

[sistermagpie]

2 minutes ago, Julyolo said:

Wouldn't she have been getting child support for her son? That usually goes through an arduous process of courts, checks, bank accounts etc.

Sure, she was a single mother waitress in 1999 who never went in bank and didn't know how to use a debit card.

Sounds believeable.

[WaltersHair]

Is Sutton wearing a dead Muppet?

[Keywestclubkid]

So you got an allowance Erika. For the love of god that’s what him giving u money and Ccards was 

[Straycat80]

I’m glad Garcelle is calling Erika out on her bullshit. It’s sickening how the others are looking at her with such sympathy and believing all her lies. 

[Julyolo]

Simple question for all these morons who can't seem to ask it, "How in the world did you ever pay for your glam squad, entourage, and adjacent minions?"

[nexxie]

16 minutes ago, FlyingEgret said:

Wait, what? Erika had never been in a bank before???

How did she deposit all her stripper coins before she met Tom?

She must’ve kept her cash in her bra and mattress.

[bosawks]

I’d be like Crystal and pick the DARKEST sunglasses I owned to wear during an Erika tête-à-tête. 

And there would still be the chance of whiplash from rolling my eyes. 

Edited August 5, 2021 by bosawks

[Keywestclubkid]

But you just spent months with him every day during COVID and loved it. And he had multiple mistress…. But he was mentally declined. Girl she needs to write down her lies so she can stop contradicting herself 

[Andi27]

Ah, so Erika has had some time to think about it and refine her story - brain trauma resulting in decline!

But it all comes down to her asking for sympathy for leaving a sick man who needs care (as opposed to leaving because of the lawsuits).

[JD5166]

Crystal ain’t buying this BS. 

[WaltersHair]

I think my benefit of a doubt just packed its bags and left La Quinta. None of this rings true.

[bosawks]

Just now, nexxie said:

She must’ve kept her cash in her bra and mattress.

And her brain in Tom’s wallet.