Super Bowl LV: Live posting thread

[Fostersmom]

Game's back on.... pee break!

[Kromm]

1 minute ago, Lantern7 said:

 

Wayne’s World ad . . . actually works?!? Nice!

It took me out of it a bit seeing those characters as hard to disguise Senior Citizens. 

[BuckeyeLou]

Wayne's World! Excellent 🙂

[Lantern7]

From what I heard, the halftime performer demanded a lot of attention to his appearance. I guess you can say everybody was working on The Weeknd.

Well, I think that was funny.

[BitterApple]

Just now, Kromm said:

It took me out of it a bit seeing those characters as hard to disguise Senior Citizens. 

Me too. I remember seeing the original movie back in junior high with all my friends. That commerical made me feel really old.

[Growsonwalls]

Games's over. Stick a fork in it,.

[DoctorAtomic]

That was a well executed run. Great block. 

[Bastet]

Different half, same stupidity.  This game is the worst.

I've never not watched a Super Bowl, and always thought the only way that would happen would be the dreaded Patriots-Cowboys game, but I may give up on this one in the fourth quarter.

Edited February 8, 2021 by Bastet

[merylinkid]

And now the KC D is too afraid of getting called for breathing in the general direction of a Buc and just letting them run wild.

[topanga]

Tennis time. Go, Serena. My family’s still watching this crap fest. Half of them are rooting for Brady

[Lantern7]

28-9. You can imagine Chiefs fans suffering butthurt after doing politically incorrect war chanting . . . but that doesn’t take the pain away, does it?

[Kromm]

AA's Mama Doris? 

Puke. And why? 

[BitterApple]

1 minute ago, topanga said:

Tennis time. Go, Serena. My family’s still watching this crap fest. Half of them are rooting for Brady

Who is Serena playing? The Aussie's on ESPN, right?

[Lantern7]

Unless we get a “Quantum Leap” deal with Matt Ryan taking Brady’s place, this isn’t going to get any more interesting.

[mojoween]

Trading field goals for touchdowns is a bold strategy.  Let’s see how it plays out.

Have I mentioned how much I fucking hate Tom Brady and his stupid fucking face?

My son’s name is Tyler Johnson.  Still no way in fuck I would ever root for Tampa though.

Tom Brady has ruined any enjoyment I could possibly have with the Super Bowl. I’m basically muting the game and unmuting the ads.

Edited February 8, 2021 by mojoween

[merylinkid]

Welllllll, maybe after winning his 7th Super Bowl (gag) Brady will finally retire.

[Magog]

It just keeps getting better & better (eyeroll).

[Bastet]

This is seriously disgusting.

[Kromm]

More "I Need More Than Walmart Money" Tracy. At least this crappy night has that. 

[DrSpaceman73]

Obvious hit to the head not called 

[Lantern7]

Anyone want to speculate on the title of the inevitable NFL Film of this Super Bowl? I’m thinking “Rolling a 7” works better than “Chiefs Shit The Bed.”

[ebk57]

Okay, I've never heard of Fiverr before, but that commercial was hilarious. 

[topanga]

 

7 minutes ago, BitterApple said:

Who is Serena playing? The Aussie's on ESPN, right?

I don’t know her opponent. But yeah, on ESPN. 

[twoods]

Yeah hopefully this is the last time we see his stupid ass race in the SB and he retires and takes Gronk with him. That’s the only thing getting me through this shitshow (and brownies).

[Lantern7]

Thinking of What We Do In The Shadows and the “Superb Owl” episode . . . I declare this game to be the Colin Robinson of Super Bowls.

[Court]

29 minutes ago, Kromm said:

The 500th Silence of the Lambs spinoff nobody asked for or needed. 

And yet I will watch it. 

Even if I take my Brady hate out of the equation, this game is dud. I will blame this on rona and 2021 is looking just as bad as 2020.

[emmawoodhouse]

11 minutes ago, topanga said:

Tennis time. Go, Serena. My family’s still watching this crap fest. Half of them are rooting for Brady

I've got converts! What the HELL is Serena wearing? 😂

[Kromm]

Yeah right. That guy just "gave" Brady the number,. Right. And I have a bridge to sell you... 

Even the greatness of Mila Kunis does not excuse me having to see Ashton. 

[Lantern7]

Just switch the camera to the cannons being loaded.

Shaggy and Cheetos. Why. The. Hell. Not?

[Court]

I quit watching. This thread is far more entertaining. 

[Bastet]

And now they've brought back Shaggy's "It Wasn't Me".  I am not ashamed of my love for that song.  I should be, but I'm not.

[Court]

Can Brady disappear now? 

[Fostersmom]

Should have had Dolly as the half time show!

[Court]

Just now, Bastet said:

And now they've brought back Shaggy's "It Wasn't Me".  I am not ashamed of my love for that song.  I should be, but I'm not.

Hello kindred spirit! 

[topanga]

Just now, Lantern7 said:

Just switch the camera to the cannons being loaded.

Shaggy and Cheetos. Why. The. Hell. Not?

One of the first commercials to made me laugh tonight. I was told that advertisers made the commercials lame on purpose. Because of COVID. Aren’t we sad enough? 

[Bastet]

Yikes.  Apparently Dolly Parton actually can do wrong.

[Kromm]

1 minute ago, Fostersmom said:

Should have had Dolly as the half time show!

I wish. 

[mojoween]

Just now, Bastet said:

And now they've brought back Shaggy's "It Wasn't Me".  I am not ashamed of my love for that song.  I should be, but I'm not.

SAME.  Although Ashton’s face looks weird and Mila is very angular.  But Shaggy brought it and that’s one happy thing on this godforsaken night, at least.

[Lantern7]

Seriously, though, why would the zebras be in the bag for the Bucs? Doesn’t Goodall hate Brady?

Penalty on the Bucs? Is that even possible? 🙄🙄🙄

[mojoween]

Can’t even look at Twitter because any memes out there aren’t even going to make it worthwhile.

Chiefs need to stop Tampa from scoring and score four TD’s in 16 game minutes. I won’t hold my breath. 

[Lantern7]

6 minutes ago, Bastet said:

And now they've brought back Shaggy's "It Wasn't Me".  I am not ashamed of my love for that song.  I should be, but I'm not.

I’m more into “Boombastic” myself.

Edited February 8, 2021 by Lantern7

[LennieBriscoe]

The refs aren't doing anything but their jobs. 

I'm old, so I'm rooting for the old GOAT. 

[Kromm]

Eff you again, NFL. Another insulting commercial from them. 

[Lantern7]

Mahomes is limping. Looks like Coach Reid will be using the shotgun.

Saw the Sam Adams commercial. I guess Budweiser doesn’t own Clydesdales outright.

Edited February 8, 2021 by Lantern7

[Kromm]

Oh lord. The F@CKING CULT got a commercial. Because they're next door to Clearwater.  It was already bad enough to see Revolta dancing. Now a full fledged Superbowl Cult Commercial. 

I'm serious. What business does the NFL or CBS have taking money from a damn cult. 

[Lantern7]

Just now, Kromm said:

Oh lord. The F@CKING CULT got a commercial. Because they're next door to Clearwater.  It was already bad enough to see Revolta dancing. Now a full fledged Superbowl Cult Commercial. 

Over my head. What cult?

Imagining Eli Manning at home, all, “Why do people bitch about beating Tom? It’s not that hard!”

[Fostersmom]

2 minutes ago, Kromm said:

Oh lord. The F@CKING CULT got a commercial. Because they're next door to Clearwater.  It was already bad enough to see Revolta dancing. Now a full fledged Superbowl Cult Commercial. 

I'm serious. What business does the NFL or CBS have taking money from a damn cult. 

Wait.... what? 

 

[Kromm]

Just now, Lantern7 said:

Over my head. What cult?

Imagining Eli Manning at home, all, “Why do people bitch about beating Tom? It’s not that hard!”

The "Church" of Scientology. 

[Fostersmom]

1 minute ago, Kromm said:

The "Church" of Scientology. 

That was not national. I just had one for a local hospital system. 

Yes! I've been waiting the whole game for this one! It's perfect! And now I need to watch Edward Scissorhands again. 

[Crashcourse]

45 minutes ago, emmawoodhouse said:

I don't regret my decision to watch tennis. 😁

Same here, although my guy Monfils is losing.  I check in to football just to catch the score, then I go back to tennis.