Super Bowl LV: Live posting thread

[Lantern7]

While I’m here and there’s still time: Deadspin recommends acts for the halftime show. Foo Fighters makes way too much sense.

Good Lord, thinly-veiled sexual fantasies about Michael B. Jordan!

[Kromm]

Tracy Morgan and Stephen Colbert aren't enough to make me NOT regret watching CBS tonight. 

[Bastet]

Gee, color me surprised that's how it ended (either that or a shitty call).  "One last indignity" indeed.

[DoctorAtomic]

When was the last time a team didn't score a td? 

[merylinkid]

One last bad play for the Chiefs.   Just not their night.   Refs didn't help but damn ....

 

 

Edited February 8, 2021 by merylinkid

[stealinghome]

Just now, DoctorAtomic said:

When was the last time a team didn't score a td? 

Wasn’t it the Rams in 2018?

[galaxygirl76]

4 minutes ago, Lantern7 said:

While I’m here and there’s still time: Deadspin recommends acts for the halftime show. Foo Fighters makes way too much sense.

Good Lord, thinly-veiled sexual fantasies about Michael B. Jordan!

Foo Fighters would be amazing.

[topanga]

Just now, DoctorAtomic said:

When was the last time a team didn't score a td? 

I don’t know, but the Ravens won a Super Bowl with field goals. 
 

 

[Lantern7]

I don’t think Brady has ever had a winning margin this big. And I can’t remember the last time a team had zero touchdowns.

Edited February 8, 2021 by Lantern7

[topanga]

6 minutes ago, Lantern7 said:

While I’m here and there’s still time: Deadspin recommends acts for the halftime show. Foo Fighters makes way too much sense.

Good Lord, thinly-veiled sexual fantasies about Michael B. Jordan!

Ha. That commercial was hot. 

[Chit Chat]

2 minutes ago, merylinkid said:

Refs didn't help but damn ....

 

KC didn't help themselves! Obvious holding that deserved to be called.  

[Kromm]

It's Floridumb. I'm guessing thousands of maskless idiots will be celebrating in the streets tonight. 

[mojoween]

I refuse to unmute.  Did the cannon go off?

[DoctorAtomic]

I was thinking Rams was 13-10 because Brady never wins big. 

[mojoween]

I wonder what State Farm thinks of all of this.

[Lantern7]

“Champa Bay”? One, that comes off as thirsty. Two, I see “Champa,” I think of this asshole:

[Magog]

7 minutes ago, Lantern7 said:

Good Lord, thinly-veiled sexual fantasies about Michael B. Jordan!

Here is with Lori Harvey, so he has definitely lowered his standards. 

 

This game is finally over. Yay.

 

[topanga]

Just now, Kromm said:

It's Floridumb. I'm guessing thousands of maskless idiots will be celebrating in the streets tonight. 

It’s one thing for the team I’m rooting for to lose. But this game was boring. 

[Bastet]

Okay, "the legend of all legends" was my cue to change the channel.  Best wishes salvaging something from this night, y'all.  See you at the draft, because I'll need to avoid NFL media until then.

[Fostersmom]

1 minute ago, Kromm said:

It's Floridumb. I'm guessing thousands of maskless idiots will be celebrating in the streets tonight. 

The streets were full of them last night, so tonight's not going to be any better, that's for sure. 

[Lantern7]

*soft whisper* “Hello, Auntie.”

2 minutes ago, Kromm said:

It's Floridumb. I'm guessing thousands of maskless idiots will be celebrating in the streets tonight. 

I think that was guaranteed no matter the outcome. #rimshot

[DoctorAtomic]

Do you think Bill will ring up Brady for congrats? 

[Lamb18]

Just now, DoctorAtomic said:

Do you think Bill will ring up Brady for congrats? 

Maybe his dog will.

[merylinkid]

Brady -- the first starting QB to win Super Bowls in both Conferences.   

He's done EVERYTHING.  Can he retire now?

[Lantern7]

4 minutes ago, DoctorAtomic said:

Do you think Bill will ring up Brady for congrats? 

Thinking of Gridiron Heights: “I don’t think of you as much as you think I do.”

Well, at least Spring Training is close. But I said that last year, and look what happened then. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Edited February 8, 2021 by Lantern7

[redfish]

I feel like since the sportcasters, refs and officials are rooting for Brady why don't they just give the trophy to him since it's what everyone wants.

[LennieBriscoe]

Good for the Brady Bunch! 

Mahomes ain't nothing yet.

Edited February 8, 2021 by LennieBriscoe

[Chit Chat]

Fantastic games, Bucs!!   Let's now listen to the football talking heads make excuses for KC.  They're about to crap themselves that they were wrong.  

[Carey]

3 hours ago, Lantern7 said:

3 hours ago, Carey said:

Carl Cheffers!  Last time he was the ref...well, you know!

I’m out of the loop on that. What happened?

Sorry I missed this somehow...he was the head official for the 28-3 game

[merylinkid]

Well it's been ... fun.

See ya'all over in the NFL thread during the off season.

[mojoween]

Normally I start my day on ESPN Radio with SportsCenter All Night at 5 a.m. and then listen to KeyShawn, J-Will and Zubin before firing up the LeBatard podcasts, but for absolutely fucking sure I will not be listening to any ESPN tomorrow.  Or for the near future, unless something bigger happens.

C’mon Carson Wentz trade!  Let’s get it!

[Chit Chat]

9 minutes ago, mojoween said:

 Did the cannon go off?

Many times!!  Defense was awesome tonight!  I definitely saw improvement with our defense the past 4 games.  Maybe the John Lynch jersey I'm wearing from way back in the day helped!  🙂 

5 minutes ago, redfish said:

I feel like since the sportcasters, refs and officials are rooting for Brady why don't they just give the trophy to him since it's what everyone wants.

Many of the announcers sounded crushed that KC was doing so poorly in the game.  That was my take on it.  We're used to hearing how poorly the other team did, but not how well we did.  It's a common occurrence. 

[OtterMommy]

Why isn’t he wearing a mask as he “supports the healthcare workers”?

[Lantern7]

I gotta take out the trash and go to bed. I might have to go to work even after the snow.

Gotta DVR Colbert. I don’t think even he can spin this hay of a night into gold.

[mojoween]

Oh my god you have done enough in this game would you just GO already?!?

[Magog]

2 minutes ago, merylinkid said:

Well it's been ... fun.

See ya'all over in the NFL thread during the off season.

My NFL Vacation starts on the 15th (Super Bowl hangover) & it ends on Labor Day.

And to a shock to nobody, Tom Brady is the Super Bowl MVP. I'm going to throw up right now. Sadly, I wouldn't be surprised if we have to see him again in Los Angeles next February.

[Kromm]

Of course Verizon, or whoever actually picks, made Jerkface MVP.  I suppose it was inevitable. 

Edited February 8, 2021 by Kromm

[Lantern7]

3 minutes ago, OtterMommy said:

Why isn’t he wearing a mask as he “supports the healthcare workers”?

He has to show off his pretty, pretty mouth? 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

NOW I’m going offline. See you next season!

Edited February 8, 2021 by Lantern7

[Lamb18]

Watch Brady's little girl drop his MVP trophy and smash it.

[Chit Chat]

Why are those who hate Brady and TB still watching?  Why are you torturing yourselves like this?  

[stealinghome]

Congrats to Brady and the Bucs, but I do feel badly for Kansas City—they just shit the bed tonight. That was not even close to their A game. It’s one thing to get beaten, but it’s another to beat yourselves. That said, Brady and the Bucs took everything KC gave them and maximized. The Bucs’ D was UNREAL. So they were more than deserving.

Somewhere Bill Belichick is PISSED. Maybe this will light a fire under his ass for next year!

As a Brady fan, I think he SHOULD retire now because there will literally be no better ending for his career. But he’s so damn competitive, no way he leaves when he feels like Tampa Bay could win another!

[BitterApple]

Tom Brady's daughter annoys the shit out of me. She's such an obnoxious little show off.

[OtterMommy]

Okay, just like Patrick Mahomes, we limped to the end of this live thread.  Feel free to continue the conversation in the NFL thread!

[Chit Chat]

1 minute ago, Kromm said:

I mean given the crap he was playing against, and with all the Ref support, I suppose there was really no other choice. 

Of course.  Let's blame it on the Refs rather than TB's defense that played so well.