S12.E09: Hurricane Leah

[OnceSane]

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The ladies head to Newport, R.I., for a much needed weekend getaway; Leah invites her sister Sarah to join the trip, which Ramona is not happy about; the drama continues between Tinsley and Dorinda, and Leah loses her cool at the evening clambake.

Airs May 28, 2020.

[Legalbeagle421]

Poor Tinsley can’t catch a break with these people. Well after COVIDs over, I’m certainly bringing my own pillow everywhere I travel, so she was onto something! 

[ShawnaLanne]

They just don't miss a beat piling on Tinsley. They still gave her shit about her pillow after she explained she has allergies.

Dorinda is a professional widow. Like I said last week, I'm going to treat her issues with the same respect she does with literally everyone else.

Edited May 29, 2020 by ShawnaLanne

[Chicklet]

I take my pillow with me, so I don't know why these witches were giving her problems over it. 

Edited May 29, 2020 by Chicklet

[Neurochick]

I don't get why Tinsley takes her pillow with her.  Does she take sheets with her too? (that actually makes more sense to me)

How drunk is Dorinda?

 

Edited May 29, 2020 by Neurochick

[Straycat80]

Leah: my sister is just like me. Quick, hide the booze and tiki torches.

Those drinks look good. Lu took one, it has vodka in it. 
When I used to go on girl trips a lot of the girls brought their own pillows so it’s not strange to me. 

Edited May 29, 2020 by Straycat80

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, Neurochick said:

I don't get why Tinsley takes her pillow with her.  Does she take sheets with her too? (that actually makes more sense to me)

 

I run a guest house here in key west and I can say a shit ton of people travel with their own pillows 

Edited May 29, 2020 by Keywestclubkid

[ShawnaLanne]

I'm over Sonja. She just says shit to hear herself talk. She's another mean girl.

[Chicklet]

Dust mites- do you know much of a pillow weight is dust mites?? I'll take my own over someone elses thank you.

[Neurochick]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I run a guest house here in key west and I can say a shit ton of people travel with their own pillows 

I've never heard of traveling with your own pillow.  Pillow cases, (especially satin) yes.

[mjstrick]

Also,  when she says she has allergies, that may include down.  I've had a near asthma attack in a hotel from down pillows before.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Neurochick said:

I've never heard of traveling with your own pillow.  Pillow cases, (especially satin) yes.

I can’t tell you how many pillows I have had to ship back to people who accidentally leave them behind. Lol 

[LibertarianSlut]

Sonja’s back to having interns?   I thought she got in trouble for that and someone or something put the kibosh on it.  I hate seeing her poor interns.  Hopefully they’re learning what not to do if they want to lead dignified lives.  

Dorinda seems so old when she tells strangers little tidbits on her life when nobody asked. At the inn:  “You know, my husband and I used to come here.”  Yeah.  And?  This is exactly how my grandma acted in her eighties, telling everyone in earshot she was “just in from Vegas,” when she had moved from Henderson, NV five years ago.  It’s living in the past.  

Dorinda saying this reminded me of that walkabout of her new neighborhood she did last season, where she went around introducing herself to every shop owner.  It makes her seems self-important.  Not to sound too jaded, but I think people should either make pleasant conversation or keep to themselves.  It just seems out of touch to tell a stranger about yourself...hence, Dorinda.  

Elyse kind of won me over with that story that the construction workers were whistling at the blonde behind her.  I love self-deprecation.

Leah seems like men who refuse to do her bidding make her very angry.  But I think a lot make her angry.  

No babies on a girls’ trip to Newport.  No fucking way.  

Edited May 29, 2020 by LibertarianSlut
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[Emmeline]

If Ramona tells Leah her sister cannot come to dinner, I am going to flip out!  

Edited May 29, 2020 by Emmeline

[pieinmyeye]

I loved seeing the expressions on the van driver’s face! My sentiments exactly.

[Chicklet]

Leah is already drunk, this is getting boring.

[Keywestclubkid]

Why would you waite to tell her? Why wouldn’t you call her immediately?

[Neurochick]

2 minutes ago, Emmeline said:

If Ramona tell Leah to tell her sister not to come I am going to flip out!  

Why should Leah bring her sister if no one else is bringing anybody?

Luann sounds like a person who has spent decades on a bar stool, drinking whiskey and smoking cigarettes.

Edited May 29, 2020 by Neurochick

[Chicklet]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Why would you waite to tell her? Why wouldn’t you call her immediately?

Because she's Ramona and it creates DRAHMA?

[Steph J]

Um, Dorinda, Ramona cares about how much Leah drinks because the last time Leah got blasted Ramona's pool and its accessories got trashed.

Plus, you know that when Leah goes nuclear Sonja's gonna get FOMO and follow her.

[ShawnaLanne]

Hey Dorinda, Ramona is helping because Leah has shared. Dorinda is only going to be happy when everyone is as sloppy of a drunk as she is.

[eleanorofaquitaine]

Gee, what a surprise, Dorinda once again encouraging someone who has had issues with alcohol in the past to drink.

It is rude for Leah to invite her sister without consulting Ramona, though I personally would not care all that much. 

[Neurochick]

Ugh, not this birth control commercial.....with NO HORMONES.

[Keywestclubkid]

Dorinda everyone should be drunk!!

[whydoievencare]

5 minutes ago, LibertarianSlut said:

“You know, my late husband and I used to come here.”

What she actually said.  Which is in keeping with what Shawnalanne says below.  

 

17 minutes ago, ShawnaLanne said:

Dorinda is a professional widow

 

[eleanorofaquitaine]

I mean, Tinsley, given Leah's behavior when she drinks, it's pretty clear she probably is a recovering alcoholic.  Also, it's rich for Dorinda to say that Ramona "judges" people. 

[Neurochick]

I think Leah has a drinking problem.  I don't know if she's an alcoholic though.

Tinsley is an idiot, "She's not an alcoholic, she just asked for two more shots in her drink."  Cause she wants to get sloppy drunk until she blacks out. 

Okay.

Leah is a younger and sloppier Sonja.

Edited May 29, 2020 by Neurochick

[Straycat80]

It seems like Sonja won’t let anyone one up her when it comes to drinking. Oh, Leah, some people should not drink! 

[Keywestclubkid]

She is acting just like Sonja does when she’s drunk. Sonja I’d keep your mouth shut 

[whydoievencare]

Leah is just an asshole when she drinks - her behaviour is totally unbearable.

[Keywestclubkid]

Stop calling her mom it’s freaking me out lol 

[eleanorofaquitaine]

Oh, for God's sake, Tinsley saying "I'm sorry" to Dorinda is infuriating.  And Dorinda claiming she just wants Tinsley to be her best is such incredible bs. 

ETA: I actually think that Lu probably isn't a classic alcoholic - even at the comedy show, she just had the one drink and she still seems to be able to maintain her sobriety even among these jokers. 

Edited May 29, 2020 by eleanorofaquitaine

[Rhetorica]

Who is the brunette that shows up at events?

[Steph J]

1 minute ago, Rhetorica said:

Who is the brunette that shows up at events?

Elyse. She's a friend of Ramona's (or possibly an ex-friend, given some of the comments Ramona has made about her recently).

[Straycat80]

1 minute ago, Rhetorica said:

Who is the brunette that shows up at events?

Elyse who is this seasons ‘friend of’.  Who is not bringing a whole lot to the show IMO. 

[Emmeline]

18 minutes ago, mjstrick said:

Also,  when she says she has allergies, that may include down.  I've had a near asthma attack in a hotel from down pillows before.

I believe that is what Tinsley said when she moved into Sonja’s townhouse.

If I have to hear Dorinda say she wants Tinsley to be her best For a third time I’m gi ping to scream.

[pieinmyeye]

Hahahahaha! How rich for Romana to think Sonja will have her back when she knows Sonja is going to get drunk also.

[jaybird2]

2 minutes ago, Rhetorica said:

Who is the brunette that shows up at events?

elyse...ramona's friend

[ShawnaLanne]

3 minutes ago, whydoievencare said:

Leah is just an asshole when she drinks - her behaviour is totally unbearable.

Obnoxious and working to be the center of attention. Petulent. She's an obnoxious asshole. So desperate for attention she humped the table. Yup. she's Sonja.

[Chicklet]

What the hell is Dorinda going on about? Something her bowler-coach told her?

[eleanorofaquitaine]

All of us viewers understand what it's like being in Groundhog Day, Dorinda. It's what happens every week watching you. 

[Keywestclubkid]

I eat what I think I think what I live... Dorinda just spouts out Nonsense 

[ShawnaLanne]

I hope the truce with Dorinda and Tinsley lasts. It won't, but I'm an optimist.

Leah, hulk. She's an emotional terrorist.

Edited May 29, 2020 by ShawnaLanne

[TexasGal]

Leah is a disaster, but having her meltdown start with the ongoing (temporary, I assume) Dorinda/Tinsley makeup conversation while Lu tries to summon everyone back to the table is cracking me up.

[absolutelyido]

15 minutes ago, Chicklet said:

Leah is already drunk, this is getting boring.

Yes, I'm already tired of her.

11 minutes ago, Steph J said:

Um, Dorinda, Ramona cares about how much Leah drinks because the last time Leah got blasted Ramona's pool and its accessories got trashed.

Plus, you know that when Leah goes nuclear Sonja's gonna get FOMO and follow her.

I think Leah is getting drunk just to make a show for the camera. She's thirsty for a contract next season. Sonja joins in to bring the drama as well.

 

[Straycat80]

Leah is the kind of drunk I think is the most obnoxious, screaming, destructive, violent, crying. Gawd! 

[Neurochick]

I wonder what Leah thinks of herself when she watches this mess.  Go to rehab sis.

[Keywestclubkid]

Leah is a fucking mess 

[TexasGal]

16 minutes ago, Neurochick said:

 

Luann sounds like a person who has spent decades on a bar stool, drinking whiskey and smoking cigarettes.

I think that’s probably a pretty accurate description of Lu actually. 

[eleanorofaquitaine]

Oh please, Lu, Ramona didn't make Leah crazy.  It was already there before Ramona got there.