Season 1 - 4 Discussion

[Straycat80]

I’m so glad they are showing this new season on Bravo because I just watched the first episode and am here for the duration. I always liked this show and didn’t understand why it was cancelled. 
Major, major boobs and lots of plastic surgery on these ladies! I love all the wealth and glam tho. These women are uber rich! 
And what happened to Joanna Krupa? Also missed how Lisa had those two babies, I remember her infertility story was big the first time this show was on. Also am surprised Larsa and Scottie are still legally married, I thought they got divorced a long time ago. I wonder how much money she spent on all the surgery she got to look like a Kardashian? 

[Thumper]

Been looking for this forum!  I loved the glam, plastic surgeries, and homes on the show tonight!

I had to look up some of the women and read that Lisa and her husband had two children via surrogate.

 

[swankie]

Boy!  Talk about ducklip city!!!  They all look alike!  I seriously can barely tell them apart.  Whoever their plastic surgeon is, he got rich off of this bunch.  And Marysol is just one operation away from looking like her mother, God rest her soul.  

[Mr. Miner]

I liked Miami when it originally aired. The hiatus makes it seem so fresh amongst the other stale HW franchises.

[RealHousewife]

Joanna lives in LA with her husband and baby girl. I think she still travels to Poland for work too. Pretty sure she’s done with Miami. 

I noticed the women in this cast don’t have as good of work as those in BH. 

[njbchlover]

13 hours ago, swankie said:

Boy!  Talk about ducklip city!!!  They all look alike!  I seriously can barely tell them apart.  Whoever their plastic surgeon is, he got rich off of this bunch.  And Marysol is just one operation away from looking like her mother, God rest her soul.  

The surgeries are unbelievable!!  I've been watching the early seasons' marathons on Bravo, and I honestly did not recognize Larsa at all!  Adrianna looks completely different, but her voice gives her away.  Larsa did not do herself any favors with all the enhancements - she was so beautiful a few years ago.  Lisa just looks like a complete plastic doll - she looked that way in prior seasons, but even moreso now.

The other women who are returnees - Alexia and Marysol - they've had work done, but at least you can still recognize them.

I'm glad this show is on - I've always liked the crazy, over-the-topness of the Miami ladies, so I'm looking forward to it!!  

[Fig Newton]

I turned this on for fun, not sure if I will stay or not because it was not entertaining for me at all. What a bunch of fake plastic bitches. Ewwww, their faces just look horrific and waxy. Actually, they all look the same. This show (as our most HW shows) are a very poor advertisement for plastic surgery.

I could not imagine a life of nothing but fake every where you turn. Since I really don't know who is who and I can't depend on looking at their lips and faces to identify them, it makes it hard to follow. 

[Baltimore Betty]

2 hours ago, Fig Newton said:

I turned this on for fun, not sure if I will stay or not because it was not entertaining for me at all. What a bunch of fake plastic bitches. Ewwww, their faces just look horrific and waxy. Actually, they all look the same. This show (as our most HW shows) are a very poor advertisement for plastic surgery.

I could not imagine a life of nothing but fake every where you turn. Since I really don't know who is who and I can't depend on looking at their lips and faces to identify them, it makes it hard to follow. 

Sometimes it takes me a minute to remember one from another too. I blame the Kardashians for making everyone want to look so generic.  

I love your doggie's face! Please do not let him or her plump his or her's lips!

[Lana99]

On 4/7/2022 at 5:43 PM, Fig Newton said:

I turned this on for fun, not sure if I will stay or not because it was not entertaining for me at all. What a bunch of fake plastic bitches. Ewwww, their faces just look horrific and waxy. Actually, they all look the same. This show (as our most HW shows) are a very poor advertisement for plastic surgery.

I could not imagine a life of nothing but fake every where you turn. Since I really don't know who is who and I can't depend on looking at their lips and faces to identify them, it makes it hard to follow. 

Yeah, exactly. I know Adriana only by the hair that always looks dirty😄

The new girls however are pretty and seem to have interesting personalities.

Edited April 9, 2022 by Lana99

[Ss55]

At the reunion I thought Alexia looked the best.  Lisa looked odd - not sure if it was bad lighting like she kept insisting (LOL) but it's good to hear she will be laying off filters.

The spat between Larsa and Adriana is dumb but makes me laugh.  "You look homeless" - ha. The Julia/Adriana relationship is weird and I'd have questions if I was Martina.

I don't like Guerdy.  I can't tell if she's awkward or a try-hard, but I'm not a fan.  My side eye started with her interrupting Julia with the baby story. Nicole seemed ok and seemed to stand her ground pretty well.

[bichonblitz]

I may have missed it, has Adriana mentioned why she got divorced? 

[Keywestclubkid]

53 minutes ago, bichonblitz said:

I may have missed it, has Adriana mentioned why she got divorced? 

there is an article from December

https://www.realitytea.com/2021/12/30/adriana-de-moura-explains-divorce/

[Thumper]

Anyone else watching this?  I was recording the show but still popped in now and then (as my basketball team was getting clobbered).  Might have missed some parts.  I still love watching for the house porn and glam.  I like Marysol’s somewhat snarky Talking Head comments!

Am wondering if Adriana’s flirting behavior with _______ (Martina’s spouse) is producer driven.

It is difficult for me to look at Lisa’s face — her lips are so overdone!  How can she talk??

[CallmeCray]

What in the hell is going on with Adrianna?  She is clearly enjoying the narrative she’s created around the flirtation/mutual consentual molestation between herself and Julia, but then to bring two separate “dates” to the gallery on Martina’s big night was just embarassing.   Is this just your run-of-the-mill trolling from a total attention whore, or a convenient storyline for both her and Julia?  Likely a combo of the two.  

Either way, it’s seriously disrespectful to Martina and hard to watch for that reason.  I’d be livid if my spouse and supposed friend were repeatedly acting like inseparable dogs in heat.  Yick!

[Keywestclubkid]

1 hour ago, Thumper said:

Anyone else watching this?  I was recording the show but still popped in now and then (as my basketball team was getting clobbered).  Might have missed some parts.  I still love watching for the house porn and glam.  I like Marysol’s somewhat snarky Talking Head comments!

Am wondering if Adriana’s flirting behavior with _______ (Martina’s spouse) is producer driven.

It is difficult for me to look at Lisa’s face — her lips are so overdone!  How can she talk??

I watched it on peacock when it originally premiered… and I think she flirts with whoever she can I don’t think it’s production driven at all she just loves the attention.. it’s semi offputting and creepy 

[ninjago]

On 4/20/2022 at 10:23 AM, CallmeCray said:

Either way, it’s seriously disrespectful to Martina and hard to watch for that reason.  I’d be livid if my spouse and supposed friend were repeatedly acting like inseparable dogs in heat.  Yick!

What in the hell is Martina freaking Navratilova doing on this POS show, lurking around in the background nervously while these idiots yammer along and ignore her?  She's a legend!

[Baltimore Betty]

On 4/20/2022 at 1:05 PM, Keywestclubkid said:

I watched it on peacock when it originally premiered… and I think she flirts with whoever she can I don’t think it’s production driven at all she just loves the attention.. it’s semi offputting and creepy 

Julia always seems so awkward and lurchy.  I do not get her appeal.

[CallmeCray]

20 hours ago, ninjago said:

What in the hell is Martina freaking Navratilova doing on this POS show, lurking around in the background nervously while these idiots yammer along and ignore her?  She's a legend!

This was my first thought, as well!  I’m sure the main reason is that this was a good way to show her art to the world.  

Other than that, maybe she’s just being a supportive spouse…and didn’t realize that her wife would be dry humping her BFF regularly on camera.  😳

[Stats Queen]

Alexia, so yo wanted to meet with your ex-husbands friend when they cameras were in front of you, not previous to this being filmed? No wonder he didn’t show up. However, if he said he would show and and didn’t show up or communicate with you, that is awful.

Larsa and Adriana  - I don’t recognize either of you because your original faces are gone. At least Adriana’s voice and most of her body is mostly original.

Larsa, raising your daughter to be even most shallow than you ….

[njbchlover]

On 4/21/2022 at 9:50 PM, ninjago said:

What in the hell is Martina freaking Navratilova doing on this POS show, lurking around in the background nervously while these idiots yammer along and ignore her?  She's a legend!

I was a HUGE fan of Martina's when she played tennis - it was amazing to watch her play.  I saw her many times at the U.S. Open and loved her skills.  Seeing her on RHOM (probably because her wife wanted to be on the show) is just disappointing.

Even more cringeworthy - Larsa asking Martina if they could ever play tennis together because Larsa's been "taking lessons and is pretty good".  Are you kidding me??  How embarrassing for Larsa - I loved Martina's comeback about basketball and her look of disdain toward Larsa even considering asking that question as something serious.

I guess even tennis legends will do almost anything for the one they love, even going on a trashy "reality" TV show.

[RealHousewife]

Say what you want about him, but music legend David Foster also did Housewives. I was shocked. 

[Straycat80]

On 4/21/2022 at 8:50 PM, ninjago said:

What in the hell is Martina freaking Navratilova doing on this POS show, lurking around in the background nervously while these idiots yammer along and ignore her?  She's a legend!

I’m assuming her wife talked her into being on the show for her and to promote her art. I love how Martina looks at these women with such disgust, especially at Julia’s birthday party. 

[CallmeCray]

Holy crap, are we being trolled by this Adriana/Julia love fest?   Get a flippin room, already!  I hope it’s ONLY for TV, because I’m not getting the feeling that Martina is ok with it.  It’s beyond disrespectful to her.  

It’s a weak storyline, if that’s the point of it.  Most of us already knew Adriana is an asshole, but as a fan of Martina, it’s disappointing to learn that her spouse is one, too.

[Mahamid Frauded Me]

I really wished Martina would have taken her racquet and smacked both Julia and Adriana in the freaking head. Both are being disrespectful to Martina. I was on the fence with Geurdy until I watched the last episode, she is a piece of shit.

[Emmeline]

On 4/5/2022 at 11:56 PM, swankie said:

Boy!  Talk about ducklip city!!!  They all look alike!  I seriously can barely tell them apart.  Whoever their plastic surgeon is, he got rich off of this bunch.  And Marysol is just one operation away from looking like her mother, God rest her soul.  

I am having trouble distinguishing between Larsa Pipen and Adriana de Moura.  I remember thinking how lovely Adriana was at her wedding.  I loved that light blue/grey wedding gown and her brunette hair.  

I wondered if The mysterious death of Julia’s baby would be discussed.  Years after the death, a suppressed autopsy surfaced showing diazepam in the baby’s bloodstream, an antidepressant that can be fatal to a small child.  The father never acknowledged the child and the nanny vanished after the baby’s death.

The baby daddy was a wealthy Frenchman, Edouard Stern, in 2005 he was found tied to a chair and wearing a latex body stocking, shot by his mistress, Cecile Brossard, a former prostitute, during a sado-masochistic bondage session at his Geneva home. 

Edited May 1, 2022 by Emmeline

[CallmeCray]

On 4/30/2022 at 4:37 PM, Emmeline said:

I am having trouble distinguishing between Larsa Pipen and Adriana de Moura.  I remember thinking how lovely Adriana was at her wedding.  I loved that light blue/grey wedding gown and her brunette hair.  

I wondered if The mysterious death of Julia’s baby would be discussed.  Years after the death, a suppressed autopsy surfaced showing diazepam in the baby’s bloodstream, an antidepressant that can be fatal to a small child.  The father never acknowledged the child and the nanny vanished after the baby’s death.

The baby daddy was a wealthy Frenchman, Edouard Stern, in 2005 he was found tied to a chair and wearing a latex body stocking, shot by his mistress, Cecile Brossard, a former prostitute, during a sado-masochistic bondage session at his Geneva home. 

I’m not surprised about the Diazepam (Valium) - a benzodiazepine - showing up on autopsy, especially if Shaken Baby Syndrome was, in fact, the cause of death.  It wouldn’t be a stretch to assume that the nanny sedated the baby in an effort to quiet him.  At some point, she took more drastic measures.  

Horrific and heartbreaking. 😭

 

[Chatty Cake]

I didn’t like the exchange between Todd, Alexia and Peter right in front of Frankie. 

[Keywestclubkid]

now that this show is "officially" back are we staying with one long thread or will it be by episodes like the other housewive shows here 

[Thumper]

5 hours ago, Chatty Cake said:

I didn’t like the exchange between Todd, Alexia and Peter right in front of Frankie. 

I was expecting Todd and Alexia to break up right then and there!  Then all of a sudden, they are all agreeable and hugging it out.  Yikes.  And agree about how Frankie must have felt, sitting there listening.

 

[RealHousewife]

6 hours ago, Chatty Cake said:

I didn’t like the exchange between Todd, Alexia and Peter right in front of Frankie. 

I agree it wasn't a good look. However, I read he wasn't actually there for most of the conversation, that they brought him out at the very end. 

1 hour ago, Keywestclubkid said:

now that this show is "officially" back are we staying with one long thread or will it be by episodes like the other housewive shows here 

If we get another season, I personally prefer when it's broken down by episode. Much easier to get through posts. 

[Keywestclubkid]

23 minutes ago, RealHousewife said:

I agree it wasn't a good look. However, I read he wasn't actually there for most of the conversation, that they brought him out at the very end. 

If we get another season, I personally prefer when it's broken down by episode. Much easier to get through posts. 

They have been filming for season 5 already :) 

[RealHousewife]

4 hours ago, Keywestclubkid said:

They have been filming for season 5 already :) 

Yay! Thank you! Can't wait to watch and dish about it with ya. 😀

[chick binewski]

14 hours ago, Chatty Cake said:

I didn’t like the exchange between Todd, Alexia and Peter right in front of Frankie. 

I would completely agree but when this originally aired Todd explained in an interview that production brought Frankie out to close the scene - he wasn't actually there during the conversation.

I believe Todd on this bc 1. despite being part of this sh*tshow he seems to address things in a pretty level-headed manner and 2. for whatever Alexia has had to watch Frankie endure, she seems to have a blind spot the size of the Grand Canyon concerning Peter; her intensity during that discussion seemed to evolve around defending Peter, not protecting Frankie and 3. it's freaking Bravo.  

On 4/14/2022 at 12:43 PM, bichonblitz said:

I may have missed it, has Adriana mentioned why she got divorced? 

 

On 4/20/2022 at 11:23 AM, CallmeCray said:

What in the hell is going on with Adrianna?  She is clearly enjoying the narrative she’s created around the flirtation/mutual consentual molestation between herself and Julia, but then to bring two separate “dates” to the gallery on Martina’s big night was just embarassing.   Is this just your run-of-the-mill trolling from a total attention whore, or a convenient storyline for both her and Julia?  Likely a combo of the two. 

 

On 4/30/2022 at 7:37 PM, Emmeline said:

I am having trouble distinguishing between Larsa Pipen and Adriana de Moura.  I remember thinking how lovely Adriana was at her wedding.  I loved that light blue/grey wedding gown and her brunette hair.  

I wondered if The mysterious death of Julia’s baby would be discussed.  Years after the death, a suppressed autopsy surfaced showing diazepam in the baby’s bloodstream, an antidepressant that can be fatal to a small child.  The father never acknowledged the child and the nanny vanished after the baby’s death.

The baby daddy was a wealthy Frenchman, Edouard Stern, in 2005 he was found tied to a chair and wearing a latex body stocking, shot by his mistress, Cecile Brossard, a former prostitute, during a sado-masochistic bondage session at his Geneva home. 

Adriana looked beautiful at her (second) wedding to Frederic and that dress was everything. 

That being said, it's too much to have her and Lisa and Marysol back on one franchise. Adriana is the most outwardly chaotic and disruptively in need of attention but all three of these women to me put forth fiction only - I don't believe they're being genuine about anything. Adriana lost me during her S2 jealousy turning into physical anger and her S3 marriage denial, Marysol lost me with her S1 fake relationship, and I just cannot with Lisa acting like she & her husband have some sort of respectful, engaged partnership.

 

I think Julia discusses her son's death during the reunion, but idk that she reveals what Broussard told her when they met.

[Chatty Cake]

20 hours ago, RealHousewife said:

I agree it wasn't a good look. However, I read he wasn't actually there for most of the conversation, that they brought him out at the very end. 

If we get another season, I personally prefer when it's broken down by episode. Much easier to get through posts. 

That’s good to know. 

[Thumper]

Episode 6 - Flirting at the Faena.

$50,000 a night for that penthouse!!!  I got a kick out of the way they all had to make the pjs look sexy:  unbuttoning the top button(s), tying the top at the waist, etc.   Even at Guerdy’s meeting, there was a woman showing a fair amount of cleavage.  Miami, right???! 😂

What was Nicole wearing to meet her father at the restaurant?  It was so short, it looked like the top of a pajama outfit!  
 

Edited May 11, 2022 by Thumper

[CallmeCray]

Tonight’s episode was nothing but setup city.  Insulting and embarassing.  

Alexia needs to get a grip - those wedding planning related breakdowns are a joke and she should be ashamed of herself.  Lisa needs to get a hobby - and laid, it seems. Adriana needs therapy and maybe a drug test.  Something is seriously off with that one.  Julia needs…well, the jury’s still out on that one.  The others are all some combo of boring and annoying.  

I can honestly say that I never thought I’d be sitting on my couch feeling pissed off at a bunch of floozies for disrespecting Martina Navratilova! Unless she’s totally on board with this whole narrative and obviously staged soft core porn revolving around her wife, it’s shitty of all who are participating.  I guess I shouldn’t be surprised, several of them have zero respect for the sanctity of marriage.  

I was disappointed tonight.  Not entertaining, even in the usual embarrassingly superficial ways.   The bar has just sunk too low for my cringe threshold.  

Edited May 11, 2022 by CallmeCray

[bichonblitz]

Guerdy is not looking like a very good wedding/event planner so far. 

Lisa needs help handling her kids. She's awkward with them. 

I don't think Alexia's marriage will last. He doesn't seem that in to her and will grow tired of the constant issues with her sons. Looks to me like he doesn't have much patience. It also looks to me like Alexia spoiles them. I get it with Frankie but the other one has always been a problem, no? 

Adriana has ruined her face and needs to go back to being a brunette. 

I like Nicole so far. 

I don't like Julia so far. Martina, what are you thinking? 

Edited May 11, 2022 by bichonblitz

[chick binewski]

18 hours ago, CallmeCray said:

Adriana needs therapy and maybe a drug test.  Something is seriously off with that one.  Julia needs…well, the jury’s still out on that one.  The others are all some combo of boring and annoying.  

I can honestly say that I never thought I’d be sitting on my couch feeling pissed off at a bunch of floozies for disrespecting Martina Navratilova!

 

2 hours ago, bichonblitz said:

Guerdy is not looking like a very good wedding/event planner so far. 

Lisa needs help handling her kids. She's awkward with them. 

I don't think Alexia's marriage will last. He doesn't seem that in to her and will grow tired of the constant issues with her sons. Looks to me like he doesn't have much patience. It also looks to me like Alexia spoiles them. I get it with Frankie but the other one has always been a problem, no? 

Adriana has ruined her face and needs to go back to being a brunette. 

I like Nicole so far. 

I don't like Julia so far. Martina, what are you thinking? 

Adriana was always needlessly aggressive yet would try to turn on the sex appeal so she's always been an extra mess to me. I don't want to judge Julia too harshly but I will and I side-eye anyone who has three different partners who all happen to be high-profile and loaded. Martina does not seem stupid, however. Julia may just be angling for camera time but it comes off as super-cringe.

I think Lisa is awkward with everyone. Her husband, her kids, the other housewives. She's so focused on portraying herself as...something. She's never seemed genuine to me. 

Alexia was making excuses for Peter during the original run of the show. Watching her do it now after his second arrest is just too much. I understand taking his issues to heart, but this is a young guy who lives in a playground and still thinks his drug-trafficking dad is cool. I'd be frightened for his future. 

[MaggieG]

https://pagesix.com/2022/05/16/rhom-stars-lisa-and-lenny-hochstein-are-divorcing/

And he's already out being seen with his new flame

[Thumper]

1 hour ago, MaggieG said:

https://pagesix.com/2022/05/16/rhom-stars-lisa-and-lenny-hochstein-are-divorcing/

And he's already out being seen with his new flame

Oh wow.  He looks younger in some of those photos, but maybe they are old photos.  He is 55 — midlife (hah!) crisis?  
Am surprised that Lisa is only 39 — I thought she was older.

Too bad after they worked so hard to have children.  

[Baltimore Betty]

19 hours ago, Thumper said:

Oh wow.  He looks younger in some of those photos, but maybe they are old photos.  He is 55 — midlife (hah!) crisis?  
Am surprised that Lisa is only 39 — I thought she was older.

Too bad after they worked so hard to have children.  

By the looks of the new girl he does not have much work to do on her ooorrrr, he already has?

Do we think Lenny Kelsey Grammered her? You know, that is when you get your wife on a HW show then dump her and since she has a source of an income you will not pay out the nose for alimony.

Lenny really did hound Lisa to have children, they used a surrogate twice, it could not have been a cheap and easy process and it always seemed Lenny was always looking for an exit from that marriage.

[Thumper]

Episode 7 — Bling, Boobs and Bickering
 

“Let’s play a game.  Who do you trust the least?”  Oh boy, that’s some game.  🙄Marisol doing some pot stirring there.

Edited May 18, 2022 by Thumper

[goofygirl]

I'm surprised that Lenny & Lisa are divorcing especially since they went to so much trouble to have those two kids!  Like, why?? What was the point??

 

Adrianna is SUCH a frickin'mess!!

 

This Dr. Nicole is just a hanger-on-er.  She must need the money because what other self-respecting DOCTOR would go on a show like the HoWives of Miami?  OR HoWives of Orange County??  OR HoWives of any old place.  Seriously.

Plus she kind of crapped all over her poor old Daddy-o.  I know... He was an ass.  But by returning the ass-ness right back at him shows me she MAY need some psychiatric help getting through the stuff.  Just a thought.

I feel like poor old Martina is just playing along with Julia because this was something she wanted to do.  Maybe Julia wanted to make some of her own $$$???  Has she ever??

I didn't even redneckognize Larsa Pippen.  WHOA BABY!!!  She must have gone to the Kim Kartrashian  plastic surgeon.  Cannot even.

Finally, Adrianna.... WASH THAT HAIR GIRL!  It looks like crap.

[Marley]

Lenny and Lisa divorcing is no surprise. You could see how he treated her on the show he was checked out and probably already dating new ppl. She said he only had an emotional affair the last time but I doubt it.

Edited May 18, 2022 by Marley

[CallmeCray]

5 hours ago, Marley said:

Lenny and Lisa divorcing is not surprise. You could see how he treated her on the show he was checked out and probably already dating new ppl. She said he only had an emotional affair the last time but I doubt it.

Yep, no doubt about the fact that he’s been checked out for a while. That’s all I was thinking a few episodes back when they were by the pool and she was rambling on about how great life is…I was doing one of these 🤦🏼‍♀️ FOR her.

Zero surprise that he’s now with someone less than half his age, too.  Good riddance!

She should enjoy her kids and make a life for herSELF now.  Aspirations of looking more like a blowup doll won’t be fulfilling, long term - and the kids deserve at least one parent who isn’t literally all about physical appearance. (I feel for their poor daughter- who hopefully won’t grow up thinking she’s supposed to look like Mommy - and Daddy’s girlfriend(s) and patients!)

Edited May 18, 2022 by CallmeCray

[Straycat80]

Has Adrianna ever decided if she gay or straight? I’d like to see Martina go after her with a tennis racket. But why is Julia flirting with Adrianna in the first place? 
I really wanted to see more of that house and the beautiful area they stayed at instead of that stupid fight. Marysol does seem too desperate to stay relevant. 
Not surprised Lisa’s husband is with another woman, he’s a cheat. Too bad about the little kids tho. I hope Lisa stays focused on them and isn’t looking for her next (rich) husband. 

[ninjago]

Larsa used to be such a stuck up snob and now she’a just like a vulgar gutter person.  She seems like she’d get in a physical fight.

[CallmeCray]

1 hour ago, ninjago said:

Larsa used to be such a stuck up snob and now she’a just like a vulgar gutter person.  She seems like she’d get in a physical fight.

I wonder if she’s been a bit humbled by the divorce AND being dumped by the Kardashians.  I feel like she’s still a snob, but is now a desperate, thirsty one.  

This episode was such a bad look for several of them.  Yick.

[RealHousewife]

On 5/16/2022 at 10:16 AM, MaggieG said:

https://pagesix.com/2022/05/16/rhom-stars-lisa-and-lenny-hochstein-are-divorcing/

And he's already out being seen with his new flame

I always liked Lisa. She is one of the nicer women in this franchise and also showed more maturity despite being one of the younger ones. I think she was still in her 20s when she first joined Housewives. 

On 5/16/2022 at 12:00 PM, Thumper said:

Oh wow.  He looks younger in some of those photos, but maybe they are old photos.  He is 55 — midlife (hah!) crisis?  
Am surprised that Lisa is only 39 — I thought she was older.

Too bad after they worked so hard to have children.  

And the new girlfriend is only 26. It's amazing how you can be so much younger than a man and still get traded in for a newer model. Lisa literally said once their age gap was perfect because she was so much younger he wouldn't want to be with anyone younger than her, that it would be creepy. Guess around three decades younger isn't creepy to Lenny?

Yeah, they did make some beautiful kids. You could tell Lenny was just over Lisa with the way he talked to her this season, and Lisa looked so sad.  Not sure how long that has been. Even early RHOM, they never seemed super in love. He seems like the type who just wants young arm candy and gets bored. Doesn't care if women want him just for his money. I'm not sure if Lisa was ever in love with him or was there more for the lifestyle. You can definitely fell for someone older and whatnot. But either way, she came across as very devoted to him imo. I think she’s a sweet person so I hope she gets a fair settlement and finds love with someone else. 

Edited May 18, 2022 by RealHousewife

[CallmeCray]

4 hours ago, Straycat80 said:

Has Adrianna ever decided if she gay or straight? I’d like to see Martina go after her with a tennis racket. But why is Julia flirting with Adrianna in the first place? 
I really wanted to see more of that house and the beautiful area they stayed at instead of that stupid fight. Marysol does seem too desperate to stay relevant. 
Not surprised Lisa’s husband is with another woman, he’s a cheat. Too bad about the little kids tho. I hope Lisa stays focused on them and isn’t looking for her next (rich) husband.  

I love this!  Just the thought gives me so much glee.