S08.E20: One-ton Family LIVE CHAT

[Chicklet]

These patients are math geniuses.

[aliya]

The brother attends the party with a hood over his head? 

Orange must be Ro's thing.

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, Donut Bear said:

Who in the world are all those people?

Hired family and friends.

[Splashes]

7 minutes ago, aliya said:

You're kidding? I was gonna wait until it's over, but I'm going down and get my ice cream now so I have some energy for this snooze fest. 

Ive been browsing reddit.

[Suzywriter]

Think Clarence's bodoobies has gone down yet? 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

This feels like the end of an episode.  WTF are they going to do for the next 55 minutes?

Also, Ro only missed her weight goal for her party by 55 lbs. 😳

[mk828]

Oh man between Clarence's shirt and Roshanda's sunglasses... Yikes 

[Scratches19]

Everyone wore black for the party. Just in case the staples broke loose on the dance floor. 

[FormeryHeavyJ]

1 minute ago, ams1001 said:

Why does she have money pinned to her dress?

I don't want to even think why.  Must....go.....clean....litter boxes.

[Guest]

I always love when they force the Poundticipants to do the remedial math for us idiots who can't do it on our own.

"I was supposed to lose 20 pounds last month, so I should be down to XXX weight this month."

[Armchair Critic]

They need to stop patting themselves on the back for these small losses, they are a drop in the bucket

[Chicklet]

1 minute ago, Scratches19 said:

Everyone wore black for the party. Just in case the staples broke loose on the dance floor. 

Black is so slimming though.

[ShoePrincess]

Roshanda wears real shoes. That’s an improvement over most of the poundticipants.

 

[7EasyPayments]

Roshonda, if your weight is after the commercials...

YOU GAINED, GUUUURRLLLLLL !!!!!

[Suzywriter]

Ubrelvy? 
Do they just throw some alphabet blocks on the floor to name these medications? 

[umgoblue]

They missed a great opportunity to end the episode at the party.

How, oh how, will I continue with this snoozefest!?! 
There really isn't anymore content left for them...

Similar to Yolanda on 90D.  Nothing new has been said in 6 weeks, just the same scene over and over.  Lather, rinse, repeat.  They've got nothing and won't call it.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I am not so riveted to Roshanda's story that the commercial break is building suspense.  Nice try, TLC!

[Chicklet]

Yea Ro, Nutrisystem is aiming for you it seems.

Just wait, after filming resumes its going to be supersized- Naked, Fat, and Smothered! 

Edited May 21, 2020 by Chicklet

[Concerned]

5 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

And it's tiny! Did she steal it from one of the toddlers?

She could use a flipper too.

[FormeryHeavyJ]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Ubrelvy? 
Do they just throw some alphabet blocks on the floor to name these medications? 

Comes out of the Scrabble bag.

[Gbb]

9 minutes ago, FormeryHeavyJ said:

She's wearing a freaking tierra.  Are you seven years old?????

Emotionally 

[PaTatertots]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Ubrelvy? 
Do they just throw some alphabet blocks on the floor to name these medications? 

They're the first initial of all the medication maker's childhood pets. 

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Concerned said:

She could use a flipper too.

Why? She never smiles 

[Scratches19]

Just now, FormeryHeavyJ said:

 

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Ubrelvy? 
Do they just throw some alphabet blocks on the floor to name these medications? 

Comes out of the Scrabble bag.

 

I think they name them like hurricanes. Now they are using former Russian politician names. 

[babyhouseman]

1 minute ago, Concerned said:

She could use a flipper too.

When they have cupcake hands, they have real cupcakes. 

[Twopper]

4 minutes ago, Splashes said:

Ive been browsing reddit.

I am playing solitaire and reading annoying text messages.

[Pepper Mostly]

7 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

Why does she have money pinned to her dress?

I don't know, but its going to take a lot of singles to cover that. 

[Armchair Critic]

6 minutes ago, babyhouseman said:

Honey Boo is screaming in a Holiday Inn somewhere over the theft.

She needs to be on this show next

[CrazyInAlabama]

I love the Bounty slippery dumpling getting caught by the Bulldog commercial.

And Nutrisystem checks in.    How many of the awful Smothered commercials can they show in one night?   I will never watch it.  

Roshonda, went from 544 to 533, I was afraid she polished off the whole dessert table by herself.   Of course, the loss was 11 pounds of her hair extensions.  

 

Edited May 21, 2020 by CrazyInAlabama

[FormeryHeavyJ]

Clarence rocking the headphones.  Guess he needs to psych himself up for the weigh in.  Hey it works for me on the bench press so whom am I to argue?

[ams1001]

So they're all basically 20 pounds above their respective goals...

(And I appreciate the math because there's no way in hell I'm keeping track of where they're at or where they should be.)

Is this the first time a patient has mentioned the "bedazzled" stethoscope?

[mmecorday]

Someone finally took notice of Dr. Now's bedazzled stethoscope!

[babyhouseman]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I don't know, but its going to take a lot of singles to cover that. 

They have money trees. They thought she was the tree.

[88Keys]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Ubrelvy? 
Do they just throw some alphabet blocks on the floor to name these medications? 

My favorite is "Skyrizzie" (I'm not sure how it's spelled, but that's how it is pronounced).  Sounds like slang from Snoop Dog. 

[FormeryHeavyJ]

Love the Elton John glasses.  Goodbye Yellow Brick Road.  I just stepped on you and it broke...

[Gbb]

A poundticipant finally noticed his bling stethoscope!

[Scratches19]

Good I hope we get a “flag pole” update from Clarence. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Here we go. She hopes Dr. Now is happy with that. Girl, you are supposedly doing this for you, not for Dr. Now. He has no personal investment in your weight loss. 

Edited May 21, 2020 by Pepper Mostly

[aliya]

"I hope Dr Now says I'm doing well." Well. Well. You uneducated #*#*. Not, "I'm doing good."

I'm sorry. I hear this all of the time and it drives me crazy.

Hey - and someone mentioned Dr Now's blinged out stethoscope!

[88Keys]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

Someone finally took notice of Dr. Now's bedazzled stethoscope!

Brandon from a season or two ago noticed it.  He pointed out the "bling" to his girlfriend.  It was the most personality he showed all episode.  

[umgoblue]

9 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

Why does she have money pinned to her dress?

Wikipedia:

The money dance, dollar dance, or apron dance is an event at some wedding receptions in various cultures. During a money dance, male guests pay to dance briefly with the bride, and sometimes female guests pay to dance with the groom.

Sometimes guests are told that the money will be used for the bride and groom's honeymoon or to give them a little extra cash with which to set up housekeeping.

However, she is taking BIRTHDAY liberties....

[babyhouseman]

Just now, Scratches19 said:

Good I hope we get a “flag pole” update from Clarence. 

Maybe Ro will be enthusiastic about her private parts.

[ams1001]

2 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

And Nutrisystem checks in.    How many of the awful Smothered commercials can they show in one night?   I will never watch it.  

I notice that the woman who clearly spends half her life in a tanning bed has a daughter who is very pale. Methinks daughter at least learned one thing not to do from mom.

[Chicklet]

Ro needs some psychoactive drugs in addition to a diet.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, babyhouseman said:

Maybe Ro will be enthusiastic about her private parts.

If it became possible for her to deploy a vibrator it might improve her mood. 

[Concerned]

Clarence talks to Dr Now like Eddie Haskell talked to Mrs. Cleaver. He tells him what he wants to hear, yes sir!, and then does his own thing.

[7EasyPayments]

1 minute ago, aliya said:

"I hope Dr Now says I'm doing well." Well. Well. You uneducated #*#*. Not, "I'm doing good."

I'm sorry. I hear this all of the time and it drives me crazy.

Hey - and someone mentioned Dr Now's blinged out stethoscope!

Oh ! C'mon !!!

She's talking gooder than before!!!!

[mmecorday]

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Love the Elton John glasses.  Goodbye Yellow Brick Road.  I just stepped on you and it broke...

You are on fire tonight!

[ams1001]

2 minutes ago, umgoblue said:

Wikipedia:

The money dance, dollar dance, or apron dance is an event at some wedding receptions in various cultures. During a money dance, male guests pay to dance briefly with the bride, and sometimes female guests pay to dance with the groom.

Sometimes guests are told that the money will be used for the bride and groom's honeymoon or to give them a little extra cash with which to set up housekeeping.

However, she is taking BIRTHDAY liberties....

Yeah, I've heard of it as a wedding thing (never seen it in person, though), but not a birthday...

[Chicklet]

 That is one ugly tablecloth Ro is wearing.