90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Angry Moldovan]

Give her three months and she will love the dishwasher 

[Straycat80]

‘Did you wait for me to come and clean’? Bingo! 

[VioletNevermind]

Hazel has clearly never seen an episode of Hoarders.  This is nothing, sweetie. 

[tvrox]

46 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

It doesn’t appear cold so I bet fall 2019. 

They are wearing jackets and there are no leaves on the trees, so I"m guessing January 2020. 

[brillia79]

Is it asking too much to come home after a long flight to a clean house? Like you couldn’t do it yourself or hire a one time housekeeper?

[mmecorday]

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Tarik needs to take Hazel to the local Walmart and introduce her to the idea of buying five and getting five.

Nah, that's Kroger. And I will NEVER pass up one of those 10 for $10 sales on hand soap ever again.

[mamadrama]

Hazel makes me a little sad. 

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Yes, I have an mil who tried to insert herself into our honeymoon (such as it was)

Ohhh I hear you! Same happened to me but with anniversary plans. We actually had to lie and say the hotel was fully booked.

[RichiesOlderBro]

[greekmom]

18 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Andrew needs to find a simple and geeky girl that lives in the US. What the hell do these two have in common?

tons of comic cons (before covid) and alot of them have speed dating.

Yeah i go to alot in Ontario

[Angry Moldovan]

It has to be a culture shock for Hazel. My mum used to lecture me about it not mattering how poor or little you had you should still take pride in your home, probably explains why I’m a neat freak when I think about it

[tvrox]

1 hour ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Where art tho?

DC. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

Nah, that's Kroger. And I will NEVER pass up one of those 10 for $10 sales on hand soap ever again.

Remember when Paul was showing off all the feminine hygiene options to Karine? Was that Kroger? No Kroger’s in my area.

[mmecorday]

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Give her three months and she will love the dishwasher 

And her "neck massager."

[For Cereals]

2 minutes ago, mamadrama said:

Hazel makes me a little sad. 

I feel like she’s a new woman this season.  Still sad, yes, but she was so deadpan and dead behind the eyes her first season.  

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Ohhh I hear you! Same happened to me but with anniversary plans. We actually had to lie and say the hotel was fully booked.

I’m glad there are at least 7 states between us, I don’t think our marriage would have survived otherwise 

[peaceknit]

OMG, I just saw that Andrew is from Roseville!!! Someone local! This should be good..

[mamadrama]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

It has to be a culture shock for Hazel. My mum used to lecture me about it not mattering how poor or little you had you should still take pride in your home, probably explains why I’m a neat freak when I think about it

That's what made me upset about Rosemarie's house and Ed's reaction to it. Sure it's not what he lives in at home, but she had her little sleeping mat rolled up and put away. Like, she was trying. 

I grew up poor. My grandmother always said that soap and water cost very little. There's never a reason not to take care of your body and your things. 

[brillia79]

8 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I used to watch "16 and Pregnant" with my son when he was a teen. Once I asked him "are the girls in your school this dumb?". He replied, with withering scorn, "Um, NO". But then I saw his senior yearbook--the "Cutest Couple", as voted by their peers, was the football player and his knocked up girlfriend. Sigh. 

Unexpected makes me glad I don’t have kids. Sure, the kids are generally alright, but what if I ended up raising a Chloe or Max, or that guy with the “Irresponsible, lowlife mom?”

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

I feel like she’s a new woman this season.  Still sad, yes, but she was so deadpan and dead behind the eyes her first season.  

I forgot about her dead eyes

[VioletNevermind]

I cannot imagine myself becoming interested in a show about women who do nails while screaming at each other, but this bullshit is appointment television in my house, so don’t listen to me. 

Edited December 21, 2020 by Suzy Rhapsody

[Mercolleen]

French lady's insane cloud of extensions is also making me want to chop chop chop.

[mamadrama]

2 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

I feel like she’s a new woman this season.  Still sad, yes, but she was so deadpan and dead behind the eyes her first season.  

I think the weight helps a little. She looks healthier. 

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

I’m glad there are at least 7 states between us, I don’t think our marriage would have survived otherwise 

Lucky! 😆 Boyfriend's mother calls every morning at 7, even on weekends. She accidentally hit a little kid on a bike (they weren't hurt) so that scared her off driving for a bit so at least I am safe from her drop ins for now where she uses his key and comes right in without knocking. OY VEY!

[mmecorday]

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Remember when Paul was showing off all the feminine hygiene options to Karine? Was that Kroger? No Kroger’s in my area.

I think Kroger is a mid-Atlantic grocery chain. It used to be pretty decent, at least the one here, but now shopping there is a baffling experience.

[Auntie Anxiety]

For someone who loves her makeup, Amira could use a make(up) over.

[LilaFowler]

You're telling me that this beautiful French girl can't do any better than this American weirdo? Are things really that bleak out there?

[mamadrama]

1 minute ago, brillia79 said:

Unexpected makes me glad I don’t have kids. Sure, the kids are generally alright, but what if I ended up raising a Chloe or Max, or that guy with the “Irresponsible, lowlife mom?”

Or the bane of my viewing pleasure, Ratthew. The one who didn't wear a condom because he "wanted to get his noodle wet". 

[Mercolleen]

Amir does not seem to have a job, then, if Andrew is sending her money?

[charmed1]

Anybody watch Baskets? This lady reminds me of Chip’s wife Penelope. The one who called him “Cheeps.”

[Twopper]

5 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Give her three months and she will love the dishwasher 

more like 3 days.  The rest of the house that I saw looked okay, just the kitchen needs cleaning.  I grew up in a really large house so a small place would freak me out.  I can understand her being unsettled by the size and the appliances.  Can't wait til she meets the garbage disposal. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

Lucky! 😆 Boyfriend's mother calls every morning at 7, even on weekends. She accidentally hit a little kid on a bike (they weren't hurt) so that scared her off driving for a bit so at least I am safe from her drop ins for now where she uses his key and comes right in without knocking. OY VEY!

Is her name Marie Barone?

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

Lucky! 😆 Boyfriend's mother calls every morning at 7, even on weekends. She accidentally hit a little kid on a bike (they weren't hurt) so that scared her off driving for a bit so at least I am safe from her drop ins for now where she uses his key and comes right in without knocking. OY VEY!

Wow!

[Gobi]

Amira looks like a younger Mama Chantel. There, I said it and I'd say it  again.

[LennieBriscoe]

Pere Amira looks straight out of a French film noir!

[brillia79]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

For someone who loves her makeup, Amira could use a make(up) over.

I mean, Sephora is a French brand. They could help.

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, LilaFowler said:

You're telling me that this beautiful French girl can't do any better than this American weirdo? Are things really that bleak out there?

Exactly. Wondering if she assumes (wrongly) that he is rich.

[Frozendiva]

Amira Dad, stay out of your daughter's life. She isn't 18. If she wants to do this, let her deal with the consequences.

[Straycat80]

Amira should listen to her father. She should stay in France, she can do better than creepy Andrew. 

[Trackdawg]

10 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Tarik, you could have hired a maid to tidy up.

 

9 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

‘Did you wait for me to come and clean’? Bingo! 

 

9 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Give her three months and she will love the dishwasher 

 

8 minutes ago, brillia79 said:

Is it asking too much to come home after a long flight to a clean house? Like you couldn’t do it yourself or hire a one time housekeeper?

[Eldemarge]

Andrew tells her that he spends money on her, so she has to do what he wants?  I'm sorry, no.  Fuck Andrew.  Sounds like  the typical 90 Day piece of shit.

Edited December 21, 2020 by Eldemarge

[Zombness]

Amira...forget Andrew and go to Paris...you will really have fun and find a more suitable man there.

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is her name Marie Barone?

Not far off, thank God she doesn't live across the street. My boyfriend is the prince and she treated her daughter like 2nd best like Robert.

[LilaFowler]

FIGURES. They're saving Natalie's reaction to Sequim for the very end.

Can't wait to see Julia's reaction to the farm.

[magemaud]

28 minutes ago, mamadrama said:

 

Cajun food is seriously some good eating. Shame on Yara. 

 

There’s a bottle of hot sauce and a container of seasoning right in front of you, bitch 

[mamadrama]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Exactly. Wondering if she assumes (wrongly) that he is rich.

I wondered if maybe this was a friendship thing-he's marrying her to get her in the country but they don't really have a romantic connection. Because I don't get this relationship at all. 

[Zombness]

Natalie what were you expecting...the man lives in a ranch.  Not all Americans live in houses and apartments out of a movie.

[Trackdawg]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Amira looks like a younger Mama Chantel. There, I said it and I'd say it  again.

[Angry Moldovan]

Well that’s irony, bunny boiler doesn’t like horror films?

[kacesq]

Pardon me for being crude and/or rude but is there something wrong with the 1000 lbs sisters other than the weight? Their eyes look weird.