90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Pepper Mostly]

Awesome. I'm hanging in, at least for a bit then! 

[Kiss my mutt]

6 minutes ago, Andi27 said:

I understood the trip to the supermarket, but... Pole, you've got problems.

And she wasn’t all that impressed with the supermarket but now THIS should do it!

[Eldemarge]

This is a weird situation.  They live in their dad's house.  And Stacey is getting married in 90 days?  And no men are allowed to sleep in the house?  Where are they planning on living???  I'm so confused.

[Pepper Mostly]

He's showing her the BEST of America!

[Arynm]

Ok so, the no men in the house thing makes everything else in the past make sense. That's why they film everything elsewhere! Dad won't let random men in the house he bought.

[magemaud]

9 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

The poop farm, no shit

In an attempt to get Karine to like America, Paul has booked a field trip to the Louisville Fatberg. 

[kacesq]

Is that not Stacey’s car? She doesn’t know how to turn it off?

I really don’t want to see Darcey’s kids. I’m not a fan of kids on these shows especially when we’re supposed to ooohh and ahhh over their wisdom.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

This is a weird situation.  They live in their dad's house.  And Stacey is getting married in 90 days?  And no men are allowed to sleep in the house?  Where are they planning on living???  I'm so confused.

OK, couple of things. 1) They're engaged 2) they can get married tomorrow if they want. Go to city hall, for crying out loud. Everyone on this pestilential shitshow acts like they have to wait 90 days to get married, not that they have a 90 window to get married. Everyone is so stupid I feel like I have hornets in my brain. 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He's showing her the BEST of America!

I'd be wondering if I will end up on a Dateline NBC episode.

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

This is a weird situation.  They live in their dad's house.  And Stacey is getting married in 90 days?  And no men are allowed to sleep in the house?  Where are they planning on living???  I'm so confused.

It’s funny that they abide by that rule. I mean...the dad is in China supposedly most of the time, how would he know? And if he bought it for them then it’s theirs. Unless it’s really his house and they live there with his permission.

[magemaud]

I think Darcey and Stacey just traded in their white Nissans for matching black “luxury SUVs.” 

Edited August 31, 2020 by magemaud

[charmed1]

I zoned out. What is happening? Why did Stacey pull over? Is she driving a rental? If it were nighttime, I’d be terrified of Albanian Wolfboy in London (NY) flailing his arms in the rain and then yanking the drivers side door open, angrily holding a windshield wiper.

[kacesq]

Wow Angela is really getting married and lmao at Libby “we’re getting married tomorrow!” Hon, you’re already married.

Just now, charmed1 said:

I zoned out. What is happening? Why did Stacey pull over? Is she driving a rental? If it were nighttime, I’d be terrified of Albanian Wolfboy in London (NY) flailing his arms in the rain and then yanking the drivers side door open, angrily holding a windshield wiper.

The back wiper broke.

[charmed1]

She looks like she’s being carjacked! 

[Gobi]

High strung much, Floride?

[Frozendiva]

What is his angle, except to get to the US?

[Eldemarge]

So he loses his shit at her over basically nothing and SHE has to apologize to HIM?  Yeah, girl, definitely sign up for a lifetime of that anger problem shit.  

[kacesq]

Darcey in therapy. This will work.

Oh wait, she’s bringing her sister. Yep, definitely will work.

[Gobi]

Time to take out the eurotrash.

[GrammyPammy]

I’m all for breast-feeding on demand for newborns and young babies but Kailani’s toddlers are hanging off her boob in every scene. Seems exhausting for her, can’t she get them on some kind of schedule?

[kacesq]

Darcey and Stacey don’t look like either parent...maybe before all the work?

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

I zoned out. What is happening? Why did Stacey pull over? Is she driving a rental? If it were nighttime, I’d be terrified of Albanian Wolfboy in London (NY) flailing his arms in the rain and then yanking the drivers side door open, angrily holding a windshield wiper.

DEAD. After I screamed with laughter. 

WTF is with Darcy at this dance class? Is she drunk? Love the other women nodding their heads politely as they sidle away. 

[kacesq]

Just now, GrammyPammy said:

I’m all for breast-feeding on demand for newborns and young babies but Kailani’s toddlers are hanging off her boob in every scene. Seems exhausting for her, can’t she get them on some kind of schedule?

I didn’t breastfeed so I don’t know how it all works but it seems Kalani’s kids are always reaching for her boob, even if she’s not feeding them.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Darcey and Stacey don’t look like either parent...maybe before all the work?

They take after their mother in the pre-surgery photos.

[kacesq]

Let’s add Albania to that very short list of countries where family is super important. So rare.

[GrammyPammy]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

 

Darcey and Stacey don’t look like either parent...maybe before all the work?

 

I think their noses look like  their father’s, especially Darcey‘s.

[Frozendiva]

Funny that Florian didn't refer to soccer as 'football'.

[Pepper Mostly]

10 minutes ago, kacesq said:

It’s funny that they abide by that rule. I mean...the dad is in China supposedly most of the time, how would he know? And if he bought it for them then it’s theirs. Unless it’s really his house and they live there with his permission.

They are grown women in their forties! They've been married! They have kids! Why is daddy setting house rules? They're not a couple of 19 year olds staying in dad's rental property while they're in college! 

[Gobi]

From the looks of Floride's head, the doctor squeezed the forceps a bit too much when he was born.

[Frozendiva]

The green eyed monster is visiting Darcey. Girl, you have had many TLC seasons.

[Gobi]

Uh, oh, Darcey's not getting enough attention.

[Pepper Mostly]

DARCY'S OUTFIT OH MY GOD MY EYES

[mamadrama]

33 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

Well, true story.   When I met my husband he was playing trumpet at a hotel in the Catskills.   There was a late show with a stripper.  He didn't look at her even once.  

I gave my husband a wad of $1s and ordered his friends and my father in law to take him to the strip club and get him a lap dance. He apparently spent the whole dance showing her pictures of me. She finally gave up and sat down. 

[magemaud]

House of 11 ‘do rag in da house! Those other moms watching the dance class look mortified to be sitting by Darcey 

Mama Silva looks like Mrs. Patmore! 

[mamadrama]

The healthiest thing for the wonder twins to do is to live on opposite sides of the country.

[GrammyPammy]

1 hour ago, CSunshine76 said:

 

Holy crap, those kids are in PJs again. What the hell?!

 

(I’m behind)

I can see the convenience of it with 2 so young but I bet their little feet get sweaty! Maybe that’s why they always seems to be crying...

[mamadrama]

The woman Florian supposedly cheated on Stacey with looks like Darcey 3 faces and hair colors ago.

[Gobi]

News flash: Darcey will continue to focus on herself. 

[Grifter Lives]

Darcy really looks horrible.  

[kacesq]

Just now, Gobi said:

News flash: Darcey will continue to focus on herself. 

No spoilers allowed.

[magemaud]

I hope the twin’s therapist is Lola! 

[Pepper Mostly]

"Welcome to America!" sobs Darcy. Oh Darcy. Never change. 

Why is everyone so exercised about these pictures? isn't Wolfboy supposed to be a model? 

[Mrs. Hanson]

"There is nothing like family" says the family at a family dinner with Stacey's kids missing!

[Squee Bastard]

Darcy's sourpuss face is truly horrific.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, magemaud said:

I hope the twin’s therapist is Lola! 

The Battle of the Boobs!

[Frozendiva]

Florian, you may do the same stupid things. But you won't get caught this time.

[Mrs. Hanson]

10 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

They are grown women in their forties! They've been married! They have kids! Why is daddy setting house rules? They're not a couple of 19 year olds staying in dad's rental property while they're in college! 

This is true, we went through this when 21 yr old son's GF came to visit. Accommodations were separate.  These ladies are.....not in college, lol.

[Arynm]

what does the inside of Florian's coat say? It is killing me.

[justdoit10]

The one thing Darcey has mastered is crying.

[Squee Bastard]

I hate this Alexa commercial.