90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Straycat80]

You were not ‘that’ close David, she was not at that address. Gawd, he’s an idiot! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

David, I just can’t with you. I’m done! <flounces out to go to the bathroom before TOW starts>

[Mrs. Hanson]

Nice age spots

[Pepper Mostly]

Please show the perplexed man answering the door again. Its the bit players who make this thing. 

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

What??? NO PILLOW TALK???  😉

It's on but I'm not going to watch it tonight.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Why does he have a big table with only one chair? 

Because no one will ever visit him? 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Please show the perplexed man answering the door again. Its the bit players who make this thing. 

That poor confused man is everything

[Grifter Lives]

Who are Dave's big fans?  Vlad, Boris and Oleg/  

[Pepper Mostly]

Because you're a bad guy? David. You are a creep and a stalker and delusional. Seek help. 

Edited August 18, 2020 by Pepper Mostly

[Mrs. Hanson]

I am not afraid of the Ukraine.  Really?  Cause I am pretty terrified of Iceland.

[Vandy10]

People think you’re creepy Dave because you are creepy.

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, sagittarius sue said:

I think at 9:00 will be the major part of the convention tonight.  No Pillow Talk tonight  for me.

It’s all on tape anyway. Might as well watch PIllow Talk and catch up the convention tomorrow morning.

[Mrs. Hanson]

Does everyone demand sex after their SO gets off a 20 hour flight?

[charmed1]

Look, say what you will about David, but not one of you losers can say you were the 1986 fastest Domino’s pizza maker. 

[Gobi]

No Big Egg tonight. Thank God for small favors.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

Does everyone demand sex after their SO gets off a 20 hour flight?

Right? Let the poor man sleep

[Mrs. Hanson]

3 minutes ago, sagittarius sue said:

It's on but I'm not going to watch it tonight.

I admire your willpower!

[Grifter Lives]

Looks like TLC found a hotel other than The Time for Florian's arrival.  Tom, Syngin & Tania, Ashley's bachelorette party all stayed at The Time.

[Gobi]

Just now, charmed1 said:

Look, say what you will about David, but not one of you losers can say you were the 1986 fastest Domino’s pizza maker. 

To my eternal shame.

[LucyEth]

Just now, Gobi said:

No Big Egg tonight. Thank God for small favors.

Thankfully that means no screaming Rose either!

[sagittarius sue]

Just now, Mrs. Hanson said:

I admire your willpower!

It's also time to pick things up before the cleaning lady comes tomorrow.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Remember when Amy Schumer was the latest “It” girl just a few short years ago? 

[Mr. Miner]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

No Big Egg tonight. Thank God for small favors.

He’s destroying PT now.

[Grifter Lives]

Stephanie's microphone is on her butt.

[LucyEth]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Remember when Amy Schumer was the latest “It” girl just a few short years ago? 

Couldn’t stand her then, can’t stand her now.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I love a grilled cheese and native tomato sandwich. My only point of agreement with Staph.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh good, Steph, please tell me what you like to eat. I've been yearning to know. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Deavan and her mom are crazy

[JennyMominFL]

3 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Look, say what you will about David, but not one of you losers can say you were the 1986 fastest Domino’s pizza maker. 

Well,I was the 1st Supply Battalion Trivial Pursuit Champion of 1989, so there!

Edited August 18, 2020 by JennyMominFL

[sagittarius sue]

Just now, Mr. Miner said:

He’s destroying PT now.

At least we were spared the robe last night.

[Mrs. Hanson]

3 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Look, say what you will about David, but not one of you losers can say you were the 1986 fastest Domino’s pizza maker. 

He was Top Gun, dammit!

[firefly]

4 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Look, say what you will about David, but not one of you losers can say you were the 1986 fastest Domino’s pizza maker. 

Oh what a blow you have dealt us! Even if it’s true, it huuuurrrrttts!

[Bees52]

Yikes! How many red flags are they up to now?! 😄

[Pepper Mostly]

Well Steph, you should be an expert of when Erika is mad at you, since she was mad at you the whole time, thanks to your antagonistic behavior and gaslighting. 

[Mrs. Hanson]

Just now, firefly said:

Oh what a blow you have dealt us! Even if it’s true, it huuuurrrrttts!

I am going to cry now, along with Deavan, Jihoon, Jenny, and the rest of the gang.

[Pepper Mostly]

She thought she would spend the rest of her life with Erika. And maybe, after 20 years together, she'd kiss her. 

[Emmeline]

17 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

I believe that the father has custody.  But, it's interesting how they never acknowledge her sons, but Darcy's daughters have had at least small supporting roles in every iteration.

Maybe the boys father won’t agree to their children bring in the show.  I wonder why the father has custody, that’s interesting.

[Grifter Lives]

Next week has all the worst: Rose insulting people while wearing an impromptu costume, Big Ed in that robe, Big, Bad Emma lobbying for Tom's spin-off... And those are advertised as the highlights.

[mmecorday]

Hello! I had a nice nap so I'm alert and ready to snark!

[Straycat80]

Here we go, we can finally find out why Jihoon is crying and what happened to Drascilla. 

[Bees52]

NEW 90 DAY STUFF TIME

[Gobi]

Whew! I thought TLC was going to push the censorship envelope when Ken got down on his knees.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Biggest question of the night: How soon does Areola flounce out of the church when she’s told she needs to be baptized before she can let the baby nurse?

[tvrox]

Hi all! 

[RichiesOlderBro]

That’s it?  They caught little Dracula?

[LucyEth]

Elecia, Explosion!

[Pepper Mostly]

See? She got six feet. And they all chase her, she thinks its a game and keeps running. This is not an earth shattering event. Its a preschooler being naughty. Sheesh.

Edited August 18, 2020 by Pepper Mostly

[Toodleoo]

To be fair he ran like the wind and stuff.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jihoon’s Mother: It’s not your fault if Drucilla gets hit by a car even if you were supposed to be holding onto her. Nothing is your fault.

[Caoimhe]

Just now, LucyEth said:

Elecia, Explosion!

I had to mute her.