90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Arynm]

Just now, Mrs. Hanson said:

And so what if only married Lib for a green card?  He is stuck with all you terrible people!!

Right!? He is like the gold digger that marries for money. He is earning every penny. Or a green card in Andrei's case.

[kacesq]

Kalani’s sister is coming? BS. I’d assume grandma would want to spend lots of time with her grandkids so why does Kalani need “help”?

[Floatingbison]

4 minutes ago, Arynm said:

This is a masterclass ladies and gentleman so I hope you are all taking notes. Debbie is the shit-stirring, gaslighting master of everything that is evil. I am so glad I watched that.

It's like she's putting on a clinic of coven skills.

[Mrs. Hanson]

"We need to work as a team".....very funny Asuelo.

[VioletNevermind]

Thanks for sharing, Kalani. 

[Mrs. Hanson]

Oliver walked!  Sort of......

[magemaud]

6 minutes ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

8 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Also, who knew there were Samoan grocery stores in Utah?

I said upthread that I looked it up!  It exists!

Actually, it was a specialty store for several Pacific Island countries. I saw hats for “Guam” and “Tonga” too

[CrazyInAlabama]

1 minute ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

The new TLC multiples family?  14 kids?  FOURTEEN?

My guess is that she'll be popping out two more sets of triplets after this, to break Mama Duggar's clown car uterus record.  

[greekmom]

Damn those kids are cute.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Will Assholeu do a special dance when he sees his mother and sister?

[kendi]

I thought they were driving to Washington. WTF. How expensive is that plus renting a car?!

[Floatingbison]

Conversations with Asuelo must be brutal.  He never seems to have comments or follow up questions.  Everything he says are short, declaratory sentences.

[Toodleoo]

Just now, CrazyInAlabama said:

My guess is that she'll be popping out two more sets of triplets after this, to break Mama Duggar's clown car uterus record.  

Wonder if Michelle Duggar would tote Mikul's baby for Grangie?

[Mrs. Hanson]

Just now, CrazyInAlabama said:

My guess is that she'll be popping out two more sets of triplets after this, to break Mama Duggar's clown car uterus record.  

I mean they are cute but damn!!!

[DragonFlyzz]

They’re in the car.  Hit the mute to save my hearing (screaming babies) and my sanity (dumb to the 10th power).

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Will Assholeu do a special dance when he sees his mother and sister?

Maybe he will start barking like he did on the tell all

[Mrs. Hanson]

Wait....utah to Washington and they flew?

[Angry Moldovan]

Poor baby Nixon being stuck in a car with them two

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kalani, this is what happens when you marry a child. No sympathy for you.

[Zombness]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Will Assholeu do a special dance when he sees his mother and sister?

He will be doing a haka dance.........

[greekmom]

For Fucks sake. Drop Kalani and the kids off and go by yourself to see them.

Idiots.

[kacesq]

I didn’t think Utah to Washington was that long of a trip...

[VioletNevermind]

Oh my goodness, this poor exhausted little baby.  His little face! 

[KelseyNikki614]

They shouldn't have planned to go see them the first night they got there in the first place. Not with two little kids. Stupid

[Pepper Mostly]

How long is it to fly from Utah to Washington? Why is Kalani acting like they've been in the air for 12 hours? 

[sainte-chapelle]

Assholeo is the biggest spoiled baby of all

[Angry Moldovan]

Asuelo has become the master of the expletives

[DragonFlyzz]

Oh grow up you whiny idiot.

[Gobi]

Quite the potty mouth, our Assholeo.

[Mrs. Hanson]

Poor kids, struck with these two chowderheads.  Asuelo, please go to the airbnb.

[sainte-chapelle]

Asshole it is one more night! You will see them in the morning!

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

How long is it to fly from Utah to Washington? Why is Kalani acting like they've been in the air for 12 hours? 

Non stop 1 hour 38 mins as per google.

[Toodleoo]

2 minutes ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

Wait....utah to Washington and they flew?

I don't know which city they departed from or flew to, but Salt Lake to Seattle is over 12 hours of driving without stops. 

Edited August 3, 2020 by Toodleoo

[Frozendiva]

They couldn't find a motel for a night and then go visit the next day?

[Angry Moldovan]

There’s still 45 minutes left, I thought we were almost DONE

[LucyEth]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Poor baby Nixon being stuck in a car with them two

And his brother Lyndon Baines

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

Wait....utah to Washington and they flew?

We fly from Washington to LA in two hours   ten minutes.  We used to do that trip like clockwork every month, so I don't get this "12 hours" stuff, it doesn't take anywhere near that long.

[kendi]

Wow. Larissa has no problems calling her friends to take care of her over all her self-inflicted situations and hissy fits. 

[hula-la]

Just now, Zombness said:

He will be doing a haka dance.........

That’s Maori (from New Zealand). He’d do a Samoan Sasa. Sorry, Polynesian dancer here. Really, I’d just like to see a sasa. 

[magemaud]

6 minutes ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

 

The new TLC multiples family?  14 kids?  FOURTEEN?

 

I remember the original Duggar documentary, at the time they had 14 kids 

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus. Asuelu you'll see them tomorrow. The entire family, including the babies, are a bunch of drama queens. "Oh, lord, we've been traveling all day! We're exhausted!" "WAH! WAH! WAH!" "I'm sad because I can't see my family!" You were on a plane for two hours! Cool your fucking jets, all of you!

I am perilously close to being DONE!

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, LucyEth said:

And his brother Lyndon Baines

And their dog, H.R. Haldeman. 

[Mrs. Hanson]

Just now, Toodleoo said:

I don't know which city they departed from or flew to, but Salt Lake to Seattle is over 12 hours without stops. 

See, I love a road trip.  To me, that would be preferable to flying with three babies.

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Non stop 1 hour 38 mins as per google.

I think she said something about one of the kids sleeping on the second flight, so I guess they had a connection?

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

We fly from Washington to LA in two hours   ten minutes.  We used to do that trip like clockwork every month, so I don't get this "12 hours" stuff, it doesn't take anywhere near that long.

Maybe she's counting the packing time, driving to airport, waiting for flight, renting car, etc.

[Coltee Gal]

Asswhalehoo needs to become allergic to oxygen. He’s a fucking selfish dolt. 

[Eldemarge]

"Defamation if a chargeable offense..."  O shit, watch out y'all we got a law expert roommate.   Took the time out from playing League of Legends with the homies and scarfing pizza rolls to Google some LAWS.

[Zombness]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

They couldn't find a motel for a night and then go visit the next day?

No because they have to give the 1K to Asuelo's mother.

[xls]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Assholeo is the biggest spoiled baby of all

Assholio thinking: "Im the baby here, not you!"
 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, LucyEth said:

And his brother Lyndon Baines

If they have another kid, they’ll name it Eisenhower.