90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[CrazyInAlabama]

Whoever decided to call this "Happily Ever After" was a fool.    No one's been happy about anything on the entire season.   Maybe they should have called it something like "People who Hate Each Other" or "People You're Glad You Don't Live Next To". 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Which two can't stand each other?,    FatherLibby and Andrei or Libby and Andrei?

Is All of Them an option?

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Don’t care what anyone says. Assholeu’s vacant look in his eyes belie an empty brain.

There is no one interesting on this show, these two are the most vapid

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kendi said:

Seriously. I'm hating everyone on this show, except for Mykul's mama & aunt and Adrei's parents.

I'm partial to Jess's family. I think I'd like to hang out with them.  

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Which two can't stand each other?,    FatherLibby and Andrei or Libby and Andrei?

Libby and Andrei. They are (in the words of Debbie) DONE! 

[LucyEth]

Spoiler

I assume everyone saw that Anny had her baby.  They named her Brenda.  Hospital pictures on facebook, Anny looked great.

 

[Mr. Miner]

Pole needs to be thrown off a bodock into some poop water.

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Don’t care what anyone says. Assholeu’s vacant look in his eyes belie an empty brain.

I was thinking about it last week and I think Asulo is genuinely slow.  It's not cute anymore.

[Gobi]

sMothered - Abandon hope, all ye who watch this show.

Edited August 3, 2020 by Gobi

[mmecorday]

My girlfriend and I are headed for a breakup. I just can't stand her constant criticism. Today she got mad at me because she was in a place where her cellphone reception was spotty and somehow that was my fault.

[kendi]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Libby. Your stupid father and your stupid brother started it, the instant they got off the plane. I think Andrei should ask a couple of his big beefy friends over to just sit and loom menacingly. Maybe they'd shut up for five minutes. 

These two can't stand each other. 

For some reason, I think they're actually fine left on their own. LIbby's family is too involved and she has no discretion, can't keep parts of her marriage private. It's maddening.

100 ITA that her stupid brother and father taotally started it. They probably got themselves all riled up on the flight over and having to walk through airports. Terrible travelers.

[Arynm]

I am here, but I am out of my element, my son HAS to watch Umbrella Academy on the 4k TV so I am relegated to  the upstairs tv where I have no place to put my wine! The struggle is real y'all.

I can't wait for the fights, they should all be happening tonight if we are lucky

[greekmom]

Did TLC set up this "store"? Shelves are bare.

[Zombness]

Well Asuelo....I love it when I see you being so splendid with your wife's money......

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Arynm said:

I am here, but I am out of my element, my son HAS to watch Umbrella Academy on the 4k TV so I am relegated to  the upstairs tv where I have no place to put my wine! The struggle is real y'all.

I can't wait for the fights, they should all be happening tonight if we are lucky

Binged UA.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

My girlfriend and I are headed for a breakup. I just can't stand her constant criticism. Today she got mad at me because she was in a place where her cellphone reception was spotty and somehow that was my fault.

Life’s too short, you need to be happy

[Emmeline]

3 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

So Andrei, was Liz's dream wedding supposed to be in Moldova or just nicer than your first one?

Elizabeth had a dream for a winter wedding with a carriage.  They had a simple wedding without all those things so they could marry sooner than later.  The idea being that Andrei could get his green card are work as soon as possible.  Well, we know how that turned out.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

My girlfriend and I are headed for a breakup. I just can't stand her constant criticism. Today she got mad at me because she was in a place where her cellphone reception was spotty and somehow that was my fault.

It goes downhill from there. Trust me. I know. 

[Frozendiva]

Asuelu, give your own money. You can buy that corned beef at Canadian grocery stores.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, kendi said:

For some reason, I think they're actually fine left on their own. LIbby's family is too involved and she has no discretion, can't keep parts of her marriage private. It's maddening.

100 ITA that her stupid brother and father taotally started it. They probably got themselves all riled up on the flight over and having to walk through airports. Terrible travelers.

Marriage rule number one: never blab about fights to family because it will bite you in the arse later

[hula-la]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Did TLC set up this "store"? Shelves are bare.

But there are Tim Tams! 

[kendi]

2 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

Whoever decided to call this "Happily Ever After" was a fool.    No one's been happy about anything on the entire season.   Maybe they should have called it something like "People who Hate Each Other" or "People You're Glad You Don't Live Next To". 

People Who Need to Work on Themselves First

90-Day: Therapy Needed

[Arynm]

Just now, greekmom said:

Binged UA.

Same. Amazing! but now we have to wait a year for the rest

[Mr. Miner]

I just tune in hoping someone will punch Assholo in the face...repeatedly!

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

It goes downhill from there. Trust me. I know. 

Is it COVID captivitiy related? Heat?

[KelseyNikki614]

It's so sad that Asuelu feels like he has to give his family money for him to be close to them. There are so many people on this tv show who need major therapy. Like pretty much everyone who appears on this show. Clearly Asuelu has a fucked up family dynamic and he really could use therapy. 

[Gobi]

Nothing says "I love you" like canned meat and money.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Arynm said:

I am here, but I am out of my element, my son HAS to watch Umbrella Academy on the 4k TV so I am relegated to  the upstairs tv where I have no place to put my wine! The struggle is real y'all.

I can't wait for the fights, they should all be happening tonight if we are lucky

I’m relegated upstairs with the iPad so I feel your pain. At least I get to snark in peace

[kacesq]

I’m totally using “don’t scroll your eyes”...

Kalani is being bitchy but I completely agree with her here. 

[DragonFlyzz]

Where are you getting $1000 when you work part-time?

[CrazyInAlabama]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Did TLC set up this "store"? Shelves are bare.

I think it's a small store, and looks like a strip mall, so they may not have a huge stock of items.    Of course Asuelu probably bought all of their stock to take to Mommy. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

3 minutes ago, Arynm said:

I am here, but I am out of my element, my son HAS to watch Umbrella Academy on the 4k TV so I am relegated to  the upstairs tv where I have no place to put my wine! The struggle is real y'all.

I can't wait for the fights, they should all be happening tonight if we are lucky

What a blow you’ve been delt!

[Toodleoo]

Hahaha $50

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, kendi said:

People Who Need to Work on Themselves First

90-Day: Therapy Needed

Great idea for a show. I’d watch (but I watch everything that even approximates a train wreck).

[tvrox]

Congrats! 

25 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

Hello all. I made some delicious beef stew yesterday! And this week I found out that my first grandchild, due in December, is a boy.

 

[Zombness]

How stupid can Asuelo be?   This guy is unrealistic.....I cannot be believe a man can be so stupid as this one.

[Frozendiva]

Why not a couple of prepaid Visa or other gift cards?

[sainte-chapelle]

5 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

My girlfriend and I are headed for a breakup. I just can't stand her constant criticism. Today she got mad at me because she was in a place where her cellphone reception was spotty and somehow that was my fault.

I'm sorry, I think quarantine has been hard on everyone. I just saw on FB that friends of mine just now separated...they are married with a 4 year old. Covid has put a major strain on relationships. Hope it all works out for you and you are happy

Edited August 3, 2020 by sainte-chapelle

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, DragonFlyzz said:

Where are you getting $1000 when you work part-time?

TLC money. 

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, hula-la said:

But there are Tim Tams! 

????

[Mrs. Hanson]

3 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Did TLC set up this "store"? Shelves are bare.

I looked it up, it is real.

[mmecorday]

I don't understand. If Asuelo gives his family corned beef he's back on the Christmas card list?

[Toodleoo]

Who cares what her reaction is?  Unless it's straight up your own money you're giving, STFU

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Nothing says "I love you" like canned meat and money.

You can also play let's throw the canned meat because you didn't bring enough money game.

[Floatingbison]

4 minutes ago, Arynm said:

I am here, but I am out of my element, my son HAS to watch Umbrella Academy on the 4k TV so I am relegated to  the upstairs tv where I have no place to put my wine! The struggle is real y'all.

I can't wait for the fights, they should all be happening tonight if we are lucky

I feel your pain.  You need a wine roadie to hold your wine for you.

[LucyEth]

That sister with clunk their heads together like something out of a Superman episode when she sees only $50.00 or $100.00. That will not go over well.

[kendi]

3 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

My girlfriend and I are headed for a breakup. I just can't stand her constant criticism. Today she got mad at me because she was in a place where her cellphone reception was spotty and somehow that was my fault.

Is this from being quarantined/cabin fever? Whatever you need to do, take care of you. 

[Toodleoo]

This whole show is full of icky people.  Props on the JLo booty tho, Jess.

[kacesq]

I really hate Jess’ tattoos. Her family, however, seems lovely.

[Eldemarge]

Debbie is shocked at the pleasant behavior of non-Americans.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jess, just because they make Daisy Dukes in your size doesn’t mean you have to buy them. Right up there on the Fashion Dont’s along with that romper you wore.

Edited August 3, 2020 by Auntie Anxiety