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[LennieBriscoe]

Late to ze soiree, mes amis!

And I tune in right when my all-time least favorite, Asuelu of the Dopey Facial Expressions, is on. Bleagh! 

Edited June 15, 2020 by LennieBriscoe

[Vandy10]

Asuelu cannot get out of this conversation quickly enough. He’s not the only one.

[SunnyBeBe]

They are expecting too much from Asuelu. He doesn’t seem to have the capacity to do any different. 

[For Cereals]

Wait, what?  Asuelo made it to college?  What institution was this?

[sainte-chapelle]

Ansuelo has to start somewhere though. At least he is working, a lot of people work min wage jobs.  Nothing wrong with that

[LennieBriscoe]

Can't stand the dopey Asuelo. 

Didn't mean to repeat myself, but got a "Can't locate" error message before!

Edited June 15, 2020 by LennieBriscoe

[Armchair Critic]

 

oops I keep getting kicked out. nevermind

Edited June 15, 2020 by Armchair Critic

[magemaud]

7 minutes ago, Leilani said:

 

In some scenes Jess is pretty and in others not.

 

This season’s “Two Face” 

[Floatingbison]

I can't figure out where Asualo is on the spectrum.  He seems to have to cognitive difficulties.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Asuelu is the typical 24 yo kid. Except he has a wife and 2 kids.

[Floatingbison]

Wait, how did we just go from father in law advice to an ass whipping?   That was fast.  It must be an island thing.

[Zombness]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m convinced that Asuelu is a special needs kid.

I agree.

 

[Tuneful]

That's attractive on a date: talk cats, then put your head back and pour the entire glass of alcohol down  your gullet, spilling some down the front of your clothes. Then go to a (practically) strange guy's hotel room...And here I was going to say I need some coaching in the art of flirtation and sexiness from a Brazilian. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

Wait, what?  Asuelo made it to college?  What institution was this?

University of Samoa. Go land crabs.

[RichiesOlderBro]

3 minutes ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

I love Kalani’s dad.  He’s plain-spoken and truthful.  There is not one thing wrong with an older man telling a young one what time it is. 

I love that he’s threatening to have him deported!  That’s true love there!

[Armchair Critic]

3 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

Asuelo made it to college?  What institution was this?

Trump University

[sainte-chapelle]

Poppa needs to stay out of it, Kalini got herself into this mess and no Poppa you can't send Ansuelu back home you mean bullying rat bearded gremlin

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

University of Samoa. Go land crabs

Better Call Saul!

[Gobi]

3 minutes ago, magemaud said:

I thought they met in Mexico, but I might be confusing them with another couple 

They met up in Mexico, but knew each other already through the interwebs.

[Angry Moldovan]

Asuelo is simple, but ms K knew what she was getting into. He’s not going to get an MBA anytime soon, but he seems nice

[kendi]

 

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Wait, how did we just go from father in law advice to an ass whipping?   That was fast.  It must be an island thing.

FIL didn't want his daughter to be involved with a Samoan. Why doesn't he get all over her ass, too? It irritates me that he only lectures Ansuelu. He needs to sit down and adress them as a couple. When you're living in a multi-generational house like that, rules need to be set.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m still looking at dogs on Petfinder. It’s like a mash up of match.com, Married at First Sight and EBay.

[SunnyBeBe]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

I can't figure out where Asualo is on the spectrum.  He seems to have to cognitive difficulties.

I don’t normally say give the guy a break when they blow off responsibilities, but with Asuelu, he seems truly incapable. Obvious from the start. Shame on his wife and her family for enabling it.  Her dad doesn’t get it.

[Gigglepuff]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

Asuelo is simple, but ms K knew what she was getting into. He’s not going to get an MBA anytime soon, but he seems nice

She's no prize, but I don't get what she saw in him. He's obviously simple. 

[Floatingbison]

Isn't Coltee financially responsible for her?  How is he not getting hammered for spousal support?  You can't bring someone in, sign up for K-1, and then quickly divorce them.  He's responsible for her.  I hope he's getting ass raped for support for her.

Edited June 15, 2020 by Floatingbison

[Angry Moldovan]

Bye gurl, go look after your children! A grown woman shouldn’t be begging her daddy for money

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m still looking at dogs on Petfinder. It’s like a mash up of match.com, Married at First Sight and EBay.

I can't get another one - there's no one to take care of it if I have to go to a hospital and all the boarding places are closed.   Good luck!!

[greekmom]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Isn't Coltee financially responsible for her?  How is he not getting hammered for spousal support?  You can't bring someone in, sign up for K-1, and then quickly divorce them.  He's responsible for her.  I hope he's getting ass raped for support for her.

Agreed.

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Gigglepuff said:

She's no prize, but I don't get what she saw in him. He's obviously simple. 

Simple Jack.

[KelseyNikki614]

I really want to like Larissa but moving to another country and ditching her kids for Coltee is really not a great choice. So, while I can appreciate her for entertainment value, I just can't

[Auntie Anxiety]

I would never leave my young children, never!

[LucyEth]

1 minute ago, Gigglepuff said:

She's no prize, but I don't get what she saw in him. He's obviously simple.

Vacation romance.  I have a friend that used to fall in love with someone she met on every vacation she took.  Once she was home, reality set it.

[magemaud]

9 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

 

Wait, what?  Asuelo made it to college?  What institution was this?

 

The University of American Samoa. “Go Land Crabs!”

damn this iPad! You beat me @Auntie Anxiety

Edited June 15, 2020 by magemaud

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Isn't Coltee financially responsible for her?  How is he not getting hammering for spousal support?  You can't bring someone in, sign up for K-1, and then quickly divorce them.  He's responsible for her.  I hope he's getting ass raped for support for her.

He withdrew with affidavit of support therefore relinquishing his responsibility before it was decided upon

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, KelseyNikki614 said:

I really want to like Larissa but moving to another country and ditching her kids for Coltee is really not a great choice. So, while I can appreciate her for entertainment value, I just can't

Exactly, if she really wanted her kids she would be saving her money instead of using it to get plastic surgery.

[Frozendiva]

Why is Larissa talking loudly in to her phone? There are other customers.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

I can't get another one - there's no one to take care of it if I have to go to a hospital and all the boarding places are closed.   Good luck!!

I look but I probably won’t get another dog. 

[Vandy10]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Isn't Coltee financially responsible for her?  How is he not getting hammered for spousal support?  You can't bring someone in, sign up for K-1, and then quickly divorce them.  He's responsible for her.  I hope he's getting ass raped for support for her.

My understanding is that it’s limited to just if the foreign spouse tries to get welfare or public aid, and it’s pretty loosely enforced on top of that.

Also, if Larissa is here in the US legally and has the right to work, she’s getting paid by TLC now.

[VioletNevermind]

I wish my daughter would ask me for money after having all sorts of cosmetic procedures done.  Hell to the no. 

[Scarlett45]

9 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Asuelo is simple, but ms K knew what she was getting into. He’s not going to get an MBA anytime soon, but he seems nice

 

8 minutes ago, kendi said:

 

FIL didn't want his daughter to be involved with a Samoan. Why doesn't he get all over her ass, too? It irritates me that he only lectures Ansuelu. He needs to sit down and adress them as a couple. When you're living in a multi-generational house like that, rules need to be set.

Yup to you both. 
 

“That girl (Kalani) was grown, she picked him (Asuelo).”

and 

“America isn’t like the movies.” (To Asuelo)- both quotes from my Mom

 

Seems to me Kalani never did much to be self supporting and now her Dad’s pissed she’s got two babies and he’s footing the bill. Daddy acknowledge you are an enabler. Seems his other daughter was able to grow up and leave the nest, Kalani may have just been the lazy one and they played into that for a need to control, or “feel needed.”  

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I look but I probably won’t get another dog. 

You never know, you’re still nursing a broken heart 💔 

[CSunshine76]

3 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Bye gurl, go look after your children! A grown woman shouldn’t be begging her daddy for money

THIS. You have your parents caring for your kid and yet are asking for money. GO HOME Larissa!

[LucyEth]

Wow, this Andrei has the balls of a lion.  How dare he expect her Dad to pay for a big wedding in Moldova which is basically for his family.  What a nut.

[Armchair Critic]

Having too much confidence seems to be a problem for most of these people. Like Yolanda rejecting Caesar because he doesn't have muscles.

[LucyEth]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I look but I probably won’t get another dog. 

Funny I do the same thing and feel the same way.  

Edited June 15, 2020 by LucyEth

[Andi27]

12 minutes ago, magemaud said:

I thought they met in Mexico, but I might be confusing them with another couple 

Ah, thanks for the correction!

[Tuneful]

21 minutes ago, LennieBriscoe said:

Can't stand the dopey Asuelo. 

I missed the little detail til now that Asleepo is 7 years younger than her. Might as well be 17... Larissa, go home to your daughter and patch things up with your son. Stop expecting men (like Colt and your father) to pay your way, you're in your mid-30s for cryin' out loud. And where is the money for all these cosmetic procedures coming from? How does she get around Vegas--a car I assume, and who's paying? I feel like there's something we aren't being told...and yet with that terrible temper, and irresponsibility, sometimes you want them to stay away; we've got one in our extended family.    

Edited June 15, 2020 by Tuneful

[RichiesOlderBro]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I would never leave my young children, never!

You’ll never get on 90 Day Fiancé with that attitude missy!

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, LucyEth said:

Wow, this Andrei has the balls of a lion.  How dare he expect her Dad to pay for a big wedding in Moldova which is basically for his family.  What a nut.

He’s gone from grunting about being the man of the house to letting daddy pay for everything. It’s all so bizarre 

[sainte-chapelle]

Wasn't Andrei insisting on NOT taking money from daddy and Liz even lied to him about it? These two can't keep the storyline straight.