90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[mmecorday]

What I have learned most from this show is that Brazilian women like dopey guys who live with their mothers.

[sainte-chapelle]

I missed it where did Colt fly to?

[Pepper Mostly]

I have a young friend from Moldova, she lived with us for a short time when she was a teenager (chaotic home situation), she's like a daughter to me and my husband. She came here with her family when she was 9.  She goes back every couple of years, she LOVES it there. Chisinau, the capital city, is a lovely town with bars, cafes, museums, green space, and not crawling with tourists. She goes to her grandma's home in the country and adores the culture and the village life. Libby's ignorant family makes me stabby.

[Armchair Critic]

So basically Coltee can only land women who need a Visa

[Frozendiva]

Her visa is expiring, hence her interest.

[kacesq]

Let’s call this one Larissa Jr. but she needs to tone down the strobing.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Debbie, it is none of your business.

Go put your teeth in Debs and have a whiskey 

[KelseyNikki614]

These two are super awkward together. Jessica, Colt is not smart, funny, or beautiful. I like how Debbie acts like Colt needs permission to go out

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jess likes Colt because she needs a green card. No more, no less.

[Floatingbison]

I doubt Coltee has been to Chicago.

[Leilani]

In some scenes Jess is pretty and in others not.

[For Cereals]

I didn’t know rompers came in doily 

[tvrox]

Shocker, this girl's visa is up in 6 months...

Also 15 cats?!?

[Zombness]

Coltee I think all the ladies want to meet you because they need a greeen card.  Get any American girl....if you can.

[Floatingbison]

I'm so embarrassed for him.  He has no game.

[VioletNevermind]

“Tell me about your cats.”

Coltee is the ultimate ladies man. 💪

[sainte-chapelle]

She likes Colt because she wants that visa

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Andi27 said:

How would going to Chicago, which is not where Jess is from, give Colt an accurate picture of her life? Didn't he visit Larissa in Brazil?

He just wants to get laid. His pick up lines are awful.

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I missed it where did Colt fly to?

Chicago 

[kendi]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

We need fresh blood, we already know this lots dysfunction. Except for Pole. I want to see Pole run and hide in chicken coops

So much dysfunction. Plus they have an aversion to cleaning and keeping their son safe. Definitely need some fresh blood.

Jess is not much different from Larissa. 

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Leilani said:

In some scenes Jess is pretty and in others not.

She's a two face! (I always have to throw in a Seinfeld reference)

[greekmom]

I guess Larissa jr wants to seal the deal on a weekend?

[sainte-chapelle]

Jess needs a dentist, her gums look painful

[Auntie Anxiety]

Colt needs some pointers from Ash.

[kacesq]

Coltee is disgusting. 

[Floatingbison]

Oh, she's crazy.  This makes more sense now.

[Frozendiva]

Prey on his stupidity, Jess.

[KelseyNikki614]

I mean, why would you have sex with Colt after this date? Is this Colt's best material? She LOVES him? I have so many questions

[Andi27]

Jess sees an easy mark to get that visa.

She has not met Debbi.

[kacesq]

Kailani needs to put her tits away. 

[SunnyBeBe]

Odd how she does resemble Larissa. Talks like her too.

[Angry Moldovan]

Her boobs just poked my eyes out

[Frozendiva]

Asuelu, you have two kids and need to figure out how you will take care of them.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Asuelu, this was the choice you made. Embrace the suck.

[LucyEth]

Asuelo is a child, he has no business being married with two children.  Kalani should have seen that from the get go!

[Mr. Miner]

Uneducated and immature Assholo.

[kacesq]

“When Asuelo got my daughter pregnant...”

yeah. Kalani had nothing to do with it.

[RichiesOlderBro]

2 minutes ago, kendi said:

So much dysfunction. Plus they have an aversion to cleaning and keeping their son safe. Definitely need some fresh blood.

Jess is not much different from Larissa. 

Colt 2.0 is not much different than the old Colt.  

[FrancescaFiore]

Jess is a real yawn fest. My cat has coughed up more interesting things. 

[Floatingbison]

That is the second time the dad has said how expensive it is to live in America.  He said that last season and it stuck with me.

[mmecorday]

I'm literally sitting here watching Samoans rake crab apples. My life just gets more interesting all the time.

[Zombness]

Asuelo is accustomed to "island life"....nice, easy and slow....

[Gobi]

What do you know? They apple really doesn't fall far from the tree.

[kacesq]

Every time I see the dad, I want to grab a scissor and cut that ridiculous rat tail

[greekmom]

Asuelu went to college? Colour me surprised. I thought he was "special".Bless his heart.

[Armchair Critic]

Asuelu is probably going to have to do simple manual labor since he rides the short bus

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m convinced that Asuelu is a special needs kid.

[magemaud]

5 minutes ago, Andi27 said:

How would going to Chicago, which is not where Jess is from, give Colt an accurate picture of her life? Didn't he visit Larissa in Brazil?

I thought they met in Mexico, but I might be confusing them with another couple 

[sagittarius sue]

Asuelo is scared of everything, diarrhea-causing yogurt, apples falling on his head.  Good grief!

[Pepper Mostly]

9 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

I'm so tired of seeing the knees wrapped in plastic with poop looking cream smeared on it on the computer ads.

Better than the earwax! 

So, here we come, Chantel/Pedro redux. "I want Asuelu to have a better relationship with my parents". Meanwhile the whole family is the "I Hate Asuelu Club". Yawn. 

[VioletNevermind]

I love Kalani’s dad.  He’s plain-spoken and truthful.  There is not one thing wrong with an older man telling a young one what time it is.