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[Auntie Anxiety]

Erica’s friends remind me of Hobbits.

[cyberfruit]

it's easy to give a clean slate when you know you're never going to see that person again

[Gobi]

I can't get used to Erika talking about going to the "potty" with her friends.

[Eldemarge]

Oh it's nice of the friends to pretend they don't hate Steph.

[Floatingbison]

Ericka has a huge earring collection.  She needs to meet that catfished woman (Williams).

[Zombness]

Ohhhhh....depressing David!!

[Pepper Mostly]

They do hate you. You are a crazy American psychopath. 

Who has these conversations? You start seeing someone, you meet their friends. You don't look for trouble. GAWD

[Auntie Anxiety]

David is now having to shell out for a translator. Keep throwing good money after bad, Dave.

[Angry Moldovan]

Wighead is so depressing 

[Toodleoo]

I hope the translator translates everything as "YOU ARE A FRICKIN DUMBASS"

[kendi]

David in that long pervy leather trenchcoat. Actually hiring a translator? 

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Erica’s friends remind me of Hobbits.

Totally agree.  That one guy looks like he has hair on his feet.

[Straycat80]

Delusional David. Does he have no family that can stage an intervention? 

[VioletNevermind]

It’s official: There is nothing that can be done for David at this point. I’m just going to sit back and enjoy the shitshow.

[Pepper Mostly]

She doesn't prioritize you because she does not exist. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

This should be epic. PI doesn’t look warm and fuzzy and willing to put up with David’s insanity.

[Angry Moldovan]

Will we see Lana or a mannequin with a walking talkie attached? Wighead wouldn’t know the difference 

[Eldemarge]

Sergey has zero time for your shit.

[kendi]

Her nephew's hockey games are more important than you, David. She did prioritize!

[sainte-chapelle]

I love Sergei...no fucks to be had

[Floatingbison]

This PI seems like he may be KGB.

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

David is now having to shell out for a translator. Keep throwing good money after bad, Dave.

Translator girl is very cute too!

[Suzywriter]

I don't like you, Stephanie.

[JennyMominFL]

This PI is all of us

[Gobi]

This guy looks like ex-KGB.

[cyberfruit]

someone save this poor detective

[Angry Moldovan]

Shot thru the heart and your to blame, Wighead you give Americans a bad name 

[Pepper Mostly]

Sergei looks skeptical. But he figures David wants to spend his money, he'll gladly relieve him of some of it. 

[FrancescaFiore]

I just figured out Ash's love language: histrionic hyperbole 

[magemaud]

My husband just asked if Sergey is “Former KGB.” Okay, probably wrong country, but I still thought it was funny. 

[Mr. Miner]

Dave’s trench coat smells like English Leather and mental illness.

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

Delusional David. Does he have no family that can stage an intervention? 

Only Mothra.  

[Toodleoo]

On the next episode: The Skeeve in Kiev: How David Got his Smoove Back, Leather Trenchcoat Edition

[Auntie Anxiety]

PI: How can I string this idiot along in order to harvest American dollars?

[Archer27]

Ahhh, the PI another voice of reason

[Pepper Mostly]

Does this sister have a name? How is Sergei supposed to find her? 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, cyberfruit said:

someone save this poor detective

I’m sure he’s enjoying the cash infusions 

[Baltimore Betty]

David's PI, poker face for real!  Do we think he has ever off'd anyone?

If I were Lana I would be annoyed how clingy David is.

[JennyMominFL]

Just now, magemaud said:

My husband just asked if Sergey is “Former KGB.” Okay, probably wrong country, but I still thought it was funny. 

No, there was definitely KGB in the then Ukranian SSR

[Auntie Anxiety]

David doesn’t look convinced.

[kacesq]

Hee, I think Sergei is enjoying telling David he’s an idiot.

[RichiesOlderBro]

PI guy has seen it all before.  

[Floatingbison]

Eggszactly!  David was told this two or three weeks ago.  Multiple dating sites.  What more does he need to hear?  You pay his fee now, American.

[cyberfruit]

lmao 

[Archer27]

Wow, David is so rude and stupid

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Baltimore Betty said:

David's PI, poker face for real!  Do we think he has ever off'd anyone?

If I were Lana I would be annoyed how clingy David is.

He’s in stalker territory 

[DEL901]

Lol, David, he IS listening.  He thinks you are a dumbass American.   

[JennyMominFL]

David is a pompous dickhead and the KGB officer, er, PI would eat him alive

[cyberfruit]

i was about to say -- that's not the first time he's had a sad sack tell him he's fired. just another day.

[Auntie Anxiety]

PI is just glad that David didn’t have a nervous breakdown at the restaurant.