90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

I am on board with the throat punching!

It'll be like that scene in Airplane with all of us lining up to take a turn!

[Mrs. Hanson]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

A number of episodes ago, I referred to Andrew as hitting the trifecta: douchebag, dick and tool. I now qualify to be Stephanie's oracle. 

He is outpacing Eric and Leida and that is saying something!

[Gobi]

Does Yara even know who Elvis is?

[Meowwww]

Oh and I got my shot yesterday.  Johnson and Johnson single dose.  Had a fever last night and tired today, but so far so good. 

[sainte-chapelle]

My hubby has an anxiety disorder...the first time it happened we were in ER. He thought it was a heart attack or stroke.....anxiety is no joke.

[greekmom]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Someone who will appreciate is bohemian ways. A knight in rotten armour.

I admit I do go to alot of pop conventions in and around the greater Toronto area.  There are alot of nice guys but those incels (and they stick out) give the nice guys a bad name

[mmecorday]

"Ladies and gentlemen, Carrie Underwood."

[Straycat80]

After being in a detention jail in Mexico and spending two weeks in quarantine in rioting Serbia it’s no wonder why Amira had a panic attack. But that’s ok Andrew keep shoving that food in your face and feeling like you’re the victim.

[Hotel Snarker]

Yara's really got a 70's Country Singer thing going on here. I'd imagine her album would have titles like "Jovi's at the Strip Club Again", "Pregnant Too Soon", "Mail Order Bride Blues", "Mind Your Biz MIL", and "He's Leavin Again."

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

I am thinking that Andrew AND his mom had this PLAN that Amira was going to fly to America and immediately get pregnant.  Mom wants grandbabies NOW.  That's why she's pissed.  We saw how angry Andrew got when Amira was trying to retain control of her own uterus.

Wasn’t the sister ready to hatch? Or am I confusing my shows?

[Trackdawg]

12 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Quite the set up there, we need more Zied btw

[renatae]

10 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Andrew is very aware of the cameras and making a ploy to all of Colt 2.0’s thirsty women. 

Acting all reasonable and gentle. Hah! We see the real you, Andy!

[Hotel Snarker]

Jovi looks like he's about to hop on a piano in a lounge.

[greekmom]

Jovi looks like low rent just ordered from wish version of Ducky from Pretty in Pink when he went to the prom.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

I admit I do go to alot of pop conventions in and around the greater Toronto area.  There are alot of nice guys but those incels (and they stick out) give the nice guys a bad name

Very true. I have friends in that crowd and they are amazing partners. 

[mmecorday]

My best friend got married in this wedding chapel. And like Yara, she married a complete jerk.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I love this wedding. Are you listening, Becky?

[Armchair Critic]

LMAO Elvis has entered the building....

[tvrox]

Hi all! Sorry I'm late. Happy Easter. 

[Hotel Snarker]

He’s not gonna change! This is who he is!

[Grifter Lives]

Jovi must be short.  I noticed when he was against the door before his night out at the strip club.   That Elvis is not a giant, and Jovi was shorter than Yara in heels. 

[sainte-chapelle]

It’s telling Elvis is singing a common funeral hymn for this one.

[OoogleEyes]

OMG  *****criiiiiiiiiinge********

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Jovi looks like he's about to hop on a piano in a lounge.

He is no Jeff Bridges in The Fabulous Baker Boys... 😍

[Mr. Miner]

Funeral song at a wedding?

[Pepper Mostly]

9 minutes ago, Trackdawg said:

GOOD: I have a special GIFt for @Pepper Mostly, featuring her FFFavorite word

 

(blushing) I'm honored! Did I miss it? 

6 minutes ago, Zombness said:

He can go with Big Ed and keep him company.

Those two deserve each other. Both grubby, greasy, and utterly repellent. 

[Hotel Snarker]

She's walking down the aisle to Amazing Grace? With Elvis beside her....

[Grifter Lives]

Jovi could have shaved.

[Gobi]

Andrew's Five Stages of Grief:

Munchies

Hungry

Thirsty

Slight itch

Watching internet porn

[CraftyHazel]

Not gonna lie, Jovi’s and Yara’s wedding looks fun, and she looks pretty.

[tvrox]

30 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Why do I put myself through this every week?

For us! 

[Straycat80]

Carrie Underwood and Lounge lizard get married. 

[Hotel Snarker]

I’m crying at how beautiful Yara and Jovi’s wedding is, holy shit.

[Pepper Mostly]

Yara looks lovely. And Jovi cleans up well. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yara, good luck. You’ll need it.

[Coltee Gal]

That was a fun wedding 

[Meowwww]

Man, Yara is beautiful. 

[Grifter Lives]

I expect a better parade from the New Orleans natives.  Or, is that too in line with the funeral entry music?

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Andrew's Five Stages of Grief:

Munchies

Hungry

Thirsty

Slight itch

Watching internet porn

☠️

[Frozendiva]

Do lizards shed their lounge skin?

[magemaud]

Every time I hear the wedding vows, I think it’s “in good times and in BED” 

[Hotel Snarker]

Remember guys, anything that goes wrong on tonight's episode is Jihoon's fault.

[greekmom]

Who's the debbie downer of 1 year and a day??

[My Girls]

LOVED that wedding!

[Arynm]

Yara is looking for presents right after getting married. She really is a princess. She is the type to want a push present.

[kacesq]

12 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is Andrew auditioning for a role on some show that no one watches?

90 Day The Single Life?

[Pepper Mostly]

Jovi's friend wore is best plaid flannel shirt from Tractor Supply for the wedding. Classy.

[Armchair Critic]

Jov's mother seems pretty nice. I think she is relieved to unload Jovi on Yara. 😂

[kacesq]

I guess Vegas had no Covid protocols?

[Grifter Lives]

90DF requires wedding guests to wear their best plaid flannel, even in a desert, and to say, "90 days isn't enough time to decide."