90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Twopper]

8 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Gosh, it feels like forever. I hope you all enjoyed the Super Bowl!

actually we did. 

Howdy,  I will just be following the chat for a bit as we are finishing up a delicious dinner of leg of lamb and wild rice.  Starting dessert now--simple vanilla bean ice cream and a package of Milano mint chocolate cookies.

Happy Valentine's Day everybody!! love to my 90 day peeps

Edited February 15, 2021 by Twopper

[mmecorday]

Greetings from beautiful downtown Ladyville, Belize, everyone!

[Frozendiva]

Hi everyone! Primetimer seems to be loading slow for me today.

[Pepper Mostly]

Natalie is crazy as a shithouse rat but Mike? Is an asshole. Straight up mean, shitty, crap person. He's being so cruel to her and he's reveling in it. I hate him. 

[Doublemint]

Yes, Nat, one session with a psychologist will "fix quickly".   Go for it!

[Floatingbison]

That doesn't look like a bar restaurant in Sequim, too bright, too crowded.... me thinks they ventured to Seattle again.

[JennyMominFL]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Natalie is crazy as a shithouse rat but Mike? Is an asshole. Straight up mean, shitty, crap person. He's being so cruel to her and he's reveling in it. I hate him. 

I agree with you.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mike is putting his weight back on. Stress eating from being with that crazy bitch.

[Hotel Snarker]

Okay, Natalie suggesting a therapist is the best idea anyone has had all season. Don't be a chode, Mike.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Natalie is crazy as a shithouse rat but Mike? Is an asshole. Straight up mean, shitty, crap person. He's being so cruel to her and he's reveling in it. I hate him. 

His head resembles a house brick

[VioletNevermind]

Mike and Natalie are trying way too hard to force this square peg into this round hole.  Just give it up, for God’s sake.  

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Natalie is crazy as a shithouse rat but Mike? Is an asshole. Straight up mean, shitty, crap person. He's being so cruel to her and he's reveling in it. I hate him. 

Yup, he's a typical Olympic Peninsula redneck gaslighter. . . spent my life dealing with them.

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Natalie is crazy as a shithouse rat but Mike? Is an asshole. Straight up mean, shitty, crap person. He's being so cruel to her and he's reveling in it. I hate him. 

Exactly! It's like he's trying to punish her and give her revenge.

[TazDevil]

If he's so sure it's not going to work, then send her home and get on with your lives...

[Coltee Gal]

Hello my loves. So excited for the snark. 

[Mindthinkr]

Meanwhile down on the Bayou 

[Auntie Anxiety]

😬 It’s Hammer Novi time.

[Pepper Mostly]

I want to smack the smirk of his big red sweaty face. If he goes to a therapist he can't gaslight Natalie is what he means. 

[Twopper]

Just now, Doublemint said:

Yes, Nat, one session with a psychologist will "fix quickly".   Go for it!

I hope they picked one who does premarital counseling.

[Armchair Critic]

They need Lola from My 600 Pound Life for a therapist. 😂 I smell a crossover.

[Angry Moldovan]

And now we jump to the southern red neck

[Suzywriter]

Hi, all!

[mmecorday]

Yara and Jovi don't even like each other. Why the hell are they getting married?

[Gobi]

Mike: " I learned a new phrase today - Restraining Order "

[greekmom]

Man Yara looks like she wants to sleep.

[kacesq]

Yara’s going to be so upset when she can’t squeeze into her skin tight pants.

[JennyMominFL]

Did she just check out his dad?

[TazDevil]

Does Jovi not have a car or a driver's license?  They're always in a Uber to whereever they're going.  I thought his parents house was pretty far outside of New Orleans.

[Hotel Snarker]

So have we decided Jovi isn’t allowed to drive?

[Mercolleen]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

His head resembles a house brick

That makes me think of @Pepper Mostly's son's friend with the head that looks like a piece of toast.

[magemaud]

Yara’s expression always reminds me of a sorrowful Virgin Mary statue 

[hisbunkie]

Natalie seems to think she will be found “correct” an in the right by going to a professional.  It’s not going to work.

[Angry Moldovan]

Ok, now we get so see where non jovi got his chompers from

[kacesq]

Jovi’s mom is an ass. You don’t “surprise” someone with 60 people. Damn.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I see Yara’s pregnancy isn't slowing down Novi’s alcohol consumption. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, JennyMominFL said:

Did she just check out his dad?

He’s a bit of a fox

[Pepper Mostly]

Lovely introduction Jovi. "You get to meet Yara", (jerks his thumb in her direction). 

[Suzywriter]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I want to smack the smirk of his big red sweaty face. If he goes to a therapist he can't gaslight Natalie is what he means. 

Pepper, you never fail to slay with description.

Marriage therapists are the best gaslighters out there. 

 

[Hotel Snarker]

No surprise Mama Jovi is doing this! Such a disrespectful move!

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, TazDevil said:

Does Jovi not have a car or a driver's license?  They're always in a Uber to whereever they're going.  I thought his parents house was pretty far outside of New Orleans.

I bet DUI

[Frozendiva]

I noticed Jovi doesn't seem to drive. Maybe it's not worth the hassle to have a vehicle if he is gone 30 days at a time.

[CraftyHazel]

I’m late, but here!  Dose #2 is kicking my butt a bit.

[greekmom]

I'm starting to hate Jovi's dad along with his mom.

[Mindthinkr]

Just now, TazDevil said:

Does Jovi not have a car or a driver's license?  They're always in a Uber to whereever they're going.  I thought his parents house was pretty far outside of New Orleans.

It’s the drinking. 30 days work then 30 days trashed. So she gets 0 days sober Jovi. 

[OoogleEyes]

Oh great.  It's HER fault if she gets molested 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, TazDevil said:

Does Jovi not have a car or a driver's license?  They're always in a Uber to whereever they're going.  I thought his parents house was pretty far outside of New Orleans.

Its because he's always drunk. He probably has a number of DUI's and a suspended license.

[Baltimore Betty]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Yara’s going to be so upset when she can’t squeeze into her skin tight pants.

A few more months and everything will be skin tight.

[Arynm]

Oh, no! Jovi dad did not just slut shame Yara. Can't wait for the Yara shut down.

[Angry Moldovan]

Oh great the silver fox is slut shaming her. OI vey!

Edited February 15, 2021 by Angry Moldovan

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, TazDevil said:

Does Jovi not have a car or a driver's license?  They're always in a Uber to whereever they're going.  I thought his parents house was pretty far outside of New Orleans.

He can get shitfaced if he isn’t driving.