90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[tvrox]

1 hour ago, Twopper said:

Thanks, I wasn't sure I would be missed.     

We just recently found out that we will be first-time grandparents in June.  I am so excited, but forbidden from telling anyone so I thought maybe I could share it with my snarky friends.

CONGRATS!! And you are missed. 

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Lucky! 😆 Boyfriend's mother calls every morning at 7, even on weekends. She accidentally hit a little kid on a bike (they weren't hurt) so that scared her off driving for a bit so at least I am safe from her drop ins for now where she uses his key and comes right in without knocking. OY VEY!

You win the prize. A framed picture of Zied, some gumbo and a batch of Uncle Bo’s moonshine

[mamadrama]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

There’s a bottle of hot sauce and a container of seasoning right in front of you, bitch 

I thought you were directing this at me at first and I was all like, "Where?!" 

Just now, kacesq said:

Pardon me for being crude and/or rude but is there something wrong with the 1000 lbs sisters other than the weight? Their eyes look weird.

I hate armchair diagnosing but there seems to be something else going on there. 

[Zombness]

Just now, kacesq said:

Pardon me for being crude and/or rude but is there something wrong with the 1000 lbs sisters other than the weight? Their eyes look weird.

I am glad I am not the only one that noticed that.

[Coltee Gal]

The French dad when he thinks about Andrew.

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

You win the prize. A framed picture of Zied, some gumbo and a batch of Uncle Bo’s moonshine

You are too kind 😂 thanks but no thanks

[tvrox]

1 hour ago, mamadrama said:

I had COVID back in June and even though my case was not considered serious (ie, I wasn't in ICU on a ventilator), it sent me into cardiac arrest and later stopped my digestive system and I had to have surgery to remove necrotized tissue in my intestines. I'm what they're calling a "long hauler." My son has Hodgkins Lymphoma. We basically have him in a padded room. 

You poor thing. I'm so glad you are still able to snark!

I'm sorry about your son.

[mamadrama]

TLC's standards have fallen so low that I actually thought the Progressive commercial was for a real reality show at first. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Well that’s irony, bunny boiler doesn’t like horror films?

She IS a horror film.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

You are too kind 😂 thanks but no thanks

I will take Zied and the gumbo, I guess I will take the moonshine as well

[CrazyInAlabama]

5 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

I think Kroger is a mid-Atlantic grocery chain. It used to be pretty decent, at least the one here, but now shopping there is a baffling experience.

They also own  a bunch of others, like King Soopers out West.    The nearest Kroger me is about 3 hours away, and I was tempted to go there when I lived closer. 

Do any of these couples look like a good match?    Not to me.  

[VioletNevermind]

“Season’s squeezings,” TLC?  Seriously?

[Trackdawg]

Ah right mah BabyLoves. I just got text to pick my order at Home Depot. I'm building TrackKitty a custom raised planter bed for Christmas and at this rate, it's gonna go right down to the wire!

But maybe, if I have parts left over, I can make you a...

Hap/ry ChristKwanzukkah to all! #StaySafe! And don't forget:

[Auntie Anxiety]

@mamadrama, is your son getting chemo? How’s he holding up?

[xls]

2 minutes ago, Zombness said:

I am glad I am not the only one that noticed that.

I did too

[Kiss my mutt]

Amir’s father is the voice of reason. How refreshing. I’m glad he voiced his concerns. She would be better off there. 
I think it’s shady to go to México first to avoid quarantined restrictions. They’re there for a reason 

[magemaud]

27 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

 

I’m not in the demographic, but does a celebrity endorsement for a perfume make you want to buy it?

 

And I guess the dress Gaga is wearing is a Valentino, but I think it looks like she’s wrapped up in a red duvet cover

[For Cereals]

They just need to move Pimple Popper all the way over to D+.  Pixels aren’t helping with the sound effects. 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Pardon me for being crude and/or rude but is there something wrong with the 1000 lbs sisters other than the weight? Their eyes look weird.

I'm a "My 600 Pound Life" veteran. But the sisters are a bridge too far. They utterly repel me. There is definitely something "off", to put it kindly.

[mamadrama]

Kiralym is too good for this franchise. Please don't show her in a commercial right before Nicole and Azan...

[Bees52]

I just noticed they said the pimple doctor will be on tomorrow at 9. Thanks for the warning!

[greekmom]

I'm sorry @Armchair Critic... cougar and young buck are not on tonight 😞

[CrazyInAlabama]

7 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Pardon me for being crude and/or rude but is there something wrong with the 1000 lbs sisters other than the weight? Their eyes look weird.

They have a lot of health problems.   The bigger one is legally blind, or close to it.    

So bunny boiler Natalie's next target is to get rid of the cat?    

Edited December 21, 2020 by CrazyInAlabama

[Frozendiva]

Driving in the dark can be scary. Never know when you will encounter an animal.

[Armchair Critic]

Don't feel too bad for me. I have my own place so I can always come home when I get tired of it. Also my boyfriend is very hot, I guess his mother is one of the sacrifices I have to make for so mach sexy. 😂

Edited December 21, 2020 by Armchair Critic

[kacesq]

Natalie being surprised about the roads and the house...did he never send a picture or take a video of his house? Come on people what they hell do you all talk about?

[VioletNevermind]

Trust me, Natalie, Uncle Beau doesn’t like that Uncle Beau drinks either.  No need to point it out. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

Incase anyone is wondering :

 

discovery+ will be competitively priced to complement your favorite streaming services. Plans will start at $4.99 per month, with an ad-free version available for $6.99 per month.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I will take Zied and the gumbo, I guess I will take the moonshine as well

I met a lovely family in France. He brought us some homemade  brew to try. His son grabbed my arm under the table and shook his head no. I tried it to be polite and I swear I could not see for 10 to 15 seconds.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mike already seems checked out. What an auspicious start to a doomed happy relationship. 

[Kiss my mutt]

It’s been way too long since we’ve had a couple to root for. All these couples are terrible!

[mmecorday]

This is very enlightening. I did not know that rednecks existed in the Pacific Northwest.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

Don't feel too bad for me. I have my own place so I can always come home when I get tired of it. Also my boyfriend is very hot, I guess his mother is one of the sacrifices I have to make for so mach sexy. 😂

Lucky you!

[FrancescaFiore]

Damn, Natalie! What's it to you if Bojangles drinks? Get up out of other people's choices!

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I'm a "My 600 Pound Life" veteran. But the sisters are a bridge too far. They utterly repel me. There is definitely something "off", to put it kindly. 

I'm right with you and have chatted with you in the 600 Pound live chat but I only made it through the first episode of the sisters

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Incase anyone is wondering :

 

discovery+ will be competitively priced to complement your favorite streaming services. Plans will start at $4.99 per month, with an ad-free version available for $6.99 per month.

All right! I'm saving $4.99 per month!

[RichiesOlderBro]

Natali realizes Uncle Beau could get his revenge on her and no one would hear her scream. 

[LilaFowler]

Is she going to make him get rid of Kitty also?

[kacesq]

OMG someone save that poor cat from Natalie!!!!!

[Mr. Miner]

Big Dork brought his shithouse rat home.

[FrancescaFiore]

Bitch just shunned a tortie. #DoneWithNatalie #DisBish

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

All right! I'm saving $4.99 per month!

Silly! You are saving 6.99 a month!

[Zombness]

Natalie I am sure the house is bigger than the apartment you were living in Ukraine. ........

[tvrox]

1 hour ago, mmecorday said:

Especially since the building LOOKS like it would be the air and space museum and there are maps.

At this point I would even welcome tourists, at least I would be around people again. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Look at Natalie's face. That poor kitty is doomed. 

[charmed1]

Poor kitty. I would’ve given her a thousand chin scratches. At least Mike’s house is clean.

[greekmom]

3 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

discovery+ will be competitively priced to complement your favorite streaming services. Plans will start at $4.99 per month, with an ad-free version available for $6.99 per month.

Discovery+ can stuff it down Grangela's bosom. 

[Zombness]

Not even the cat lkes Natalie...............

[CrazyInAlabama]

13 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

This is very enlightening. I did not know that rednecks existed in the Pacific Northwest.

They exist everywhere.   Note Family Asuelu's relatives are a bunch of rednecks, and they're from way out in the Pacific.

I love the preview for next week when the city girl meets the pig, and has a meltdown.     So Andrew is devastated, maybe I'll watch next week.  

Edited December 21, 2020 by CrazyInAlabama

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Lucky you!

I have been with him 12 years and I still have to pinch myself because he is so good looking. But anyway, his parents are a big reason why I don't push for marriage. I am under the delusion that when my daughter grows up I will find a proper husband (by then the men my age will only want 30 year olds with my luck).