90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, CSunshine76 said:

I just texted the same to a friend.  Something is different besides the hair and I can’t figure it out.

Boob job?/

[KelseyNikki614]

Did her friend say she's been engaged 13 times? She looks way too young for that. Also, I love that her friend called him 'Coltee'

[kacesq]

Why do all of them have one droopy eye? Is that bad filler or Botox or something?

[humbleopinion]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Oh, please! Tell us more about Coltee's weiner!

Deb will be happy to give you the details of his peepee...

[Vandy10]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

13 engagements?

Yeah, these friends are totally high quality.

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Holy cow, she's spilling the Ultimate Tea.  Coltee doesn't have a biggee!!!  

Oh I could have told you that.  He's got the shitty attitude of somebody who's mad at his own shlong.

[Angry Moldovan]

The friends are creepy looking

[For Cereals]

The haircut is great.  Those bikinis are terrible.

[SunnyBeBe]

Larissa should work on her temper and leave her body alone. 

[sainte-chapelle]

I can't even look at her face, it is terrible

[Floatingbison]

Angela has A LOT of back fat.

[magemaud]

Her hard looking friend has been engaged 13 times? 

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Tell us more about Coltee's weiner!

I picture it as being like Harvey Weinstein's (did you read the description of his? YIKES)

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Why do all of them have one droopy eye? Is that bad filler or Botox or something?

Death Becomes Her potion

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Holy cow, she's spilling the Ultimate Tea.  Coltee doesn't have a biggee!!!  

You never saw the leaked pix? Imagine a button mushroom

[Zombness]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Boob job?/

I think she lost weight also that is why her face looks weird besides the lips.

[peaceknit]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Angela has A LOT of back fat.

She has a fatty hump. Cushings?

[Pepper Mostly]

6 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Who is going to pay for this destination wedding?Not all folks have lots of vacation time and certainly don't want to fund a trip to somewhere they don't want to go to, plus buy clothes and such. Because the bride and groom want it like that.

But according to Elizabeth's father, her sisters are all married to wealthy men! They drive Mercedes! 

5 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

I watched the first few minutes of the preview on TLC and then I said bag it, I will wait to watch the rest of it in chat because it's boring without snarking on it here.

I probably wouldn't watch this dumpster fire at all if not for you, my snarky peeps. In fact, you are probably my entire social life these days. 

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

You guys are all right!! She had a TON of work done.

And in Miami, Pao is positively seething with envy. 

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

You never saw the leaked pix? Imagine a button mushroom

Damnit.  Now I am.  I.  KNEW.  IT.  

[kendi]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Her hard looking friend has been engaged 13 times? 

She's catching up to BGL's 50 mens

[mmecorday]

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The friends are creepy looking

One of them looks like one of those skanks on "My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding."

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Why do all of them have one droopy eye? Is that bad filler or Botox or something?

That can be a side effect of Botox.....did you ever see that episode of Modern Family where Jay has droopy face lol?

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Angela has A LOT of back fat.

Mykull closed his eyes and thought of Trump

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

I picture it as being like Harvey Weinstein's (did you read the description of his? YIKES)

I made the mistake of looking at the images for what he had. I can’t unsee it.

[peaceknit]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

I picture it as being like Harvey Weinstein's (did you read the description of his? YIKES)

Horrifying. Don't google it if you're eating.

[goofygirl]

Hey Y'all!! Behind the pine curtain here in east Texas!

[humbleopinion]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Why do all of them have one droopy eye? Is that bad filler or Botox or something?

Botox spreading or bad injection paralyzing the nerves that effects the muscles around the eye or filler that has migrated and pressing down on nerves that affect muscles around the eyes...

[sagittarius sue]

4 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Larissa’s boyfriend was gay wasn't he?

I think Larissa has said that he was bi.

[humbleopinion]

1 minute ago, peaceknit said:

She has a fatty hump. Cushings?

Camel

[Auntie Anxiety]

 

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I probably wouldn't watch this dumpster fire at all if not for you, my snarky peeps. In fact, you are probably my entire social life these days. 

 

I definitely wouldn’t. You guys are my life.

[kendi]

5 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Larissa’s boyfriend was gay wasn't he?

I heard bi- but he high-tailed it outta there. 

[LucyEth]

3 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

You never saw the leaked pix? Imagine a button mushroom

There was a leaked picture?  Missed that one!

[sagittarius sue]

3 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

I picture it as being like Harvey Weinstein's (did you read the description of his? YIKES

Like an egg.

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, sagittarius sue said:

Like an egg.

I think that was Jeffrey Epstein's. I know way too much about these men's deformed private parts!

[renatae]

Mrs. Moldovian's ( Libby?) sisters are still biatches. He was being jovial and the whole family was acting like jerks.

Not liking how Larissa's Botox has affected her. Did I just hear she misses Colt? And Eric was cheap? Cheaper than Colt? Shizzle!

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

 

I definitely wouldn’t. You guys are my life.

Same here!

[kendi]

I have a soft spot for Aseulu. He reminds me of guys I grew up with who always made me laugh.

[KelseyNikki614]

Kaylani need to learn how to put the boobs away. 

[Frozendiva]

I thought Asuelu was around 28 now.

[sainte-chapelle]

Spill that tea Erica and I guess Tom copied that letter before giving it to Darcey

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, LucyEth said:

There was a leaked picture?  Missed that one!

Not a leaked picture. Google image.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, LucyEth said:

There was a leaked picture?  Missed that one!

He was sexting a girl. It was teeny tiny. Abnormally small

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

I think that was Jeffrey Epstein's. I know way too much about these men's deformed private parts!

I'm taking notes in case there's a quiz later. 

[magemaud]

What’s this Asuelu theme music supposed to be? 

[humbleopinion]

1 minute ago, sagittarius sue said:

Like an egg.

Just lost my appetite for deviled eggs...

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

I think that was Jeffrey Epstein's. I know way too much about these men's deformed private parts!

Yes, I was referring to Epstein.

[Frozendiva]

Asuelu seems simple, but he seems to be a decent dude. 

[KelseyNikki614]

How did I not remember that Kaylani was a virgin? Damn she's only had sex with Asuelu. I can't imagine it's that great

[SunnyBeBe]

6 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Angela has A LOT of back fat.

That’s one way to put it. Lol

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kendi said:

I have a soft spot for Aseulu. He reminds me of guys I grew up with who always made me laugh.

I love Asuelu. I think he's adorable. Kalani and her horrible family can miss me. 

He always has a a smile.