S08.E07: Joyce's Story LIVE CHAT

[Armchair Critic]

She looks like she could be her mother's mother except for the baby voice

[sagittarius sue]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

slightly off topic, but I'd like to be able to smile rather than have Juvederm smoothness. 

I really hate those commercials!  I had hoped that they weren't on the air for a long time because they were so offensive.  Darn, they're back!

[mmecorday]

If she saw what people need to do to get ready for the Ironman Triathalon, she'd shit herself.

[PaTatertots]

1 minute ago, WonTon said:

"My Feet Are Killing Me" makes me want to start a show called "My Home Grown Lobotomy" starring ME!

Ugh, that show is so nasty. 

I hate feet anyway, but these poor feet are vomit worthy. 

[LookABird]

Can she not sit up?  Is her stomach so large, she cannot bend?  (Not begin facetious, honestly!)  🙂

[ams1001]

My body maybe can't lose weight on 1200 calories.

Right.

[Guest]

Just now, DC Gal in VA said:

so what's her weight now

Down from, "HOLY FUCK!" fat to "OH COME ON NOW!" fat.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Callaphera said:

Holy shit, nothing is funnier than watching her "march in place" in her recliner. 

Remember the guy who rotated his feet for exercise? And Lupe's bed jogging?

Edited February 13, 2020 by Pepper Mostly

[gameshowjunkie]

Stop. Just stop. Lazy bitch.

[SunnyBeBe]

What happens to friend when Joyce gets mobile and independent?

[DC Gal in VA]

Just now, Jeeves said:

She left the hospital at something like 550; I think Dr. Now said she'd lost just over 200 pounds there.

Thanks!

OMG this woman thinks that walking a few feet is a "workout!"

[LizzyB]

"The only thing I can figure is that maybe for my body, I can't lose weight on 1200 calories."  WUT?

[Callaphera]

She caps the end of every scene with "It's just haaaaard!"

No shit? What were you expecting, a Beaches vacation resort? 

[DropTheSoap]

2 minutes ago, Kid said:

So everyone just sits on the couch watching the blob!!

With no Steve McQueen or Kevin Dillon (pick your version).

[Snarkastikate]

1 minute ago, SunnyBeBe said:

She’s short.

I think Dr Now said at her height she should weigh 100 lbs, so yeah she must be very short indeed. 

[poeticlicensed]

What a workout! Move your feet a bit and walk to the bed with a walker. I had to do PT after I broke a bone and they damn near killed me. WTF?

[Granny58]

She's done pt every time they come over.  Wonder if she does it the other days.

[DropTheSoap]

Just now, ams1001 said:

My body maybe can't lose weight on 1200 calories.

Right.

Such a special snowflake.

[Chicklet]

She wants to take in LESS? IS that a first on this show?

[Caoimhe]

Just now, ams1001 said:

My body maybe can't lose weight on 1200 calories.

Right.

Well if it was ACTUALLY 1200 calories it would probably be fine.  Dr. Now is right that she is still overeating.

[7EasyPayments]

The mother looks 30 years younger than the daughter !!!

This brandy is good shit !!!!!!!! 😁

[Kid]

Yeah, she can’t lose weight on a 1200 calorie diet.  What a pain in the ass she is!!

And that snarky tone.  

[Armchair Critic]

Her "eating habit" is way more than 1200 calories

[Callaphera]

Dr. Now: "Because you look like you've gained."
Joyce, probably: "It's a new recliner."

[ams1001]

How can you say your clothes "fit better" when all you can wear is a tent?

[nytonc]

OMG the diet is wrong! 

[gameshowjunkie]

Her clothes fit better? She wears a mumu!!

[Guest]

HOW CAN HER CLOTHES POSSIBLY "FIT BETTER?!" She's wearing a TENT. 

[Minivanessa]

Oh, let's watch her lecture Dr. Now on what her body needs to lose weight. She thinks the diet is wrong. 

Dr. Now ain't buying it. 

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, LookABird said:

Can she not sit up?  Is her stomach so large, she cannot bend?  (Not begin facetious, honestly!)  🙂

She managed to do it for the foot PT session, and now on the phone to Dr. Now.

[Gbb]

“The diet is wrong.”

Bitch, please. 

[WonTon]

This delusional manatee. 🐷

[Caoimhe]

“I’m off my oxygen” and yet there’s the machine still sitting right next to her recliner.

[Armchair Critic]

At least she is off the oxygen (my say something nice for the show)

[Callaphera]

...has she been wearing the same muumuu all episode?

[mmecorday]

"1200 calories is still to much for me."

I'm sure she meant that restricting herself to 1200 calories a day is too hard.

[PaTatertots]

That's my new go to: "I can feel it!"

Of course, me being old now (goodbye 20s) I can feel when it gonna rain in my wrist. 

[Kid]

She doesn’t want to go to the clinic because she’s gained weight and she knows it.

[SunnyBeBe]

She needs to fire her mom and friend. They don’t have to be part of her demise.

[LizzyB]

3 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

If she saw what people need to do to get ready for the Ironman Triathalon, she'd shit herself.

And instantly lose 100 pounds!  We have discovered the solution!

[Gbb]

Oops. Double post. 

Edited February 13, 2020 by Gbb

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Giant Misfit said:

HOW CAN HER CLOTHES POSSIBLY "FIT BETTER?!" She's wearing a TENT. 

AND NO PANTS!

[Pepper Mostly]

Her face is getting all blotchy. She's lying and she is furious at Dr. Now for not buying what she's selling. 

[7EasyPayments]

1 minute ago, Callaphera said:

Dr. Now: "Because you look like you've gained."
Joyce, probably: "It's a new recliner."

Recliners ALWAYS make me look hippy !!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙄

[Carboncat]

1 minute ago, Callaphera said:

Dr. Now: "Because you look like you've gained."
Joyce, probably: "It's a new recliner."

The recliner makes me look fat?

[Snarkastikate]

When the poundicipant insists they can't get to Dr Now's office and instead opts for a video chat.....well we all know what that means.  

[Armchair Critic]

I noticed she lost the baby voice a few times when she argued about her diet with Dr. Now

[Guest]

It's 9:10. There's no way she's going to lose any significant weight and all I'm gonna be getting is stroll through the park at 9:55. 

[mmecorday]

I love Dr. Now's Peter Fonda glasses.

[88Keys]

I missed the beginning.  Where does she live?