Super Bowl LIV: Live Posting Thread

[LuvScottishAccents]

8 minutes ago, mojoween said:

Ok so Charlize Theron in Fast and Furious again is a hard no, but dammit if that Top Gun ad didn’t make me want to see it.

Political ads for ANYONE can die in a fire, regenerate, get run over by a truck, come back to life and then get mauled by lions.

Jon Hamm in a Navy uniform. I am so there!!!

[DoctorAtomic]

That was actually a good play call for the TD though. 

[Jx223]

I actually liked that Tom Brady Hulu commercial lol. I admit I did think for a moment there he would announce his retirement, lol.  (And another reason because he posted that cryptic tweet, with him in the stadium. Turns out he was just filming a commercial. 

Edited February 3, 2020 by Jx223

[Popples]

How that Hulu commercial should have ended:

[Ashforth]

I just can't stand cheating Tom Brady.

 

[Magog]

That Snickers commercial put a smile on my face. Especially at the end. 

The Hulu commercial with Tom Brady (why?) did the complete opposite.

[mojoween]

Fuck Tom Brady.

Also, he is not, nor has he ever been, good-looking.

[xaxat]

OK, the New York life ad going through the Greek definitions of love is my favorite. Regardless of what comes late.

[CraftyHazel]

4 minutes ago, mojoween said:

Fuck Tom Brady.

Also, he is not, nor has he ever been, good-looking.

You’re my people.

[bmoore4026]

Any commercial with Chris Evans is an instant winner. 

[ebk57]

1 minute ago, xaxat said:

OK, the New York life ad going through the Greek definitions of love is my favorite. Regardless of what comes late.

I admit, I cried a little.  Possibly because of personal circumstances at the moment.

[bmoore4026]

And, oh my God, I forgot "Can't touch this" is 30 years old this year! 😞

[Popples]

1 minute ago, bmoore4026 said:

And, oh my God, I forgot "Can't touch this" is 30 years old this year! 😞

[Jx223]

The Chiefs defense is doing a nice job of agitating Jimmy G. They did a good job of pressuring him and creating that turnover. If they can keep this type of play up that could definitely bode well for the Chiefs in this game. 

Edited February 3, 2020 by Jx223

[mojoween]

Big Papi cannot do a Boston accent and it makes me laugh.

In the Secret ad at the beginning of the game, when everyone was aghast that the women took their helmets off and were women, how were they surprised?  Wouldn’t they already know their holder and kicker were women?

[talktoomuch]

2 minutes ago, Jx223 said:

The Chiefs defense is doing a nice job of agitating Jimmy G. They did a good job of pressuring him creating that turnover. If they can keep this type of play up that could definitely bode well for the Chiefs in this game. 

I hate those lazy floaters he throws. Even when he's not mid-sack. They're too dangerous.

[Court]

15 minutes ago, DoctorAtomic said:

So when will Andy Reid outhink himself and screw up? 

Or mismanage the clock terribly?

11 minutes ago, mojoween said:

Fuck Tom Brady.

Also, he is not, nor has he ever been, good-looking.

He looks like a wax figure that melted and then someone stuck him in the fridge to fix it. 

[ebk57]

Sorry Michalob Ultra - as much as I'd love to transition farmland to organic farmland, you make shitty beer.  

[bmoore4026]

Why are avocados a thing on the internet?

[ebk57]

Just now, bmoore4026 said:

Why are avocados a thing on the internet?

I don't know, but the guy in the helmet with the glazed smiling expression turning his face slightly to the camera made me laugh.

[Jx223]

That was a nice stop by the 49ers defense, limiting the Chiefs to 3 points. Though, I do think that overall Patrick has seemed poised (Though he had a few missed throws on this drive). He's been trying to get the ball out quickly and hasn't seemed too rattled by the 49ers defense. It's good he has confidence and he needs to continue to hang in there.

Also, I liked that beer commercial, I thought it was kind of cool/interesting mentioning how buying their beer could help organic farmers.

[BitterApple]

I'm trying to get into this game and failing miserably. I just don't care about either team.

It's also about five years too late for a Black Widow movie, but I'm excited for Top Gun. 

[Magog]

 

5 minutes ago, Jx223 said:

Also, I liked that beer commercial, I thought it was kind of cool/interesting mentioning how buying their beer could help organic farmers.

Somehow, I'm not buying that. And who would want to drink that disgusting Michelob Light anyway? 

DJ Khaled can get lost & stay lost for all I care. 

Edit: Even though he sucks, I should still know how to spell his name.

Edited February 3, 2020 by Magog

[Lantern7]

Just now, BitterApple said:

I'm trying to get into this game and failing miserably. I just don't care about either team.

At least the game isn’t as ugly as last year.

[talktoomuch]

Nice drive Shanahan!

[Lantern7]

“NEWS CHECK! Shit, is that how his name is spelled?”

Edited February 3, 2020 by Lantern7

[bmoore4026]

I could care less about Rick and Morty.  I seriously could.

[Lantern7]

I think the “real” Morty also wouldn’t know how to pronounce “jalapeño.”

John and Chrissy are the magic, huh?

[talktoomuch]

I'm ashamed that I kinda liked that Intuit tax commercial.

[mojoween]

Just now, talktoomuch said:

I'm ashamed that I kinda liked that Intuit tax commercial.

But WHY was the woman standing on the toilet?!?

[reggiejax]

Just now, Lantern7 said:

 

John and Chrissy are the magic, huh?

I respectfully, and vehemently, disagree.

[Was-MArsenault]

Does anyone know what time halftime is?

[Court]

 

The tax commerical may have been dumb but I still laughed.

The Chiefs have got to figure out how to stop the run. 

[bmoore4026]

2 minutes ago, MikaelaArsenault said:

Does anyone know what time halftime is?

I think at 7 Central

[Lantern7]

2 minutes ago, MikaelaArsenault said:

Does anyone know what time halftime is?

In about two minutes, apparently.

[WritinMan]

That Coke Energy commercial was really stupid.

[bmoore4026]

BABY MR. PEANUT!!!

[Magog]

The Planters was an absolute waste of my time & its also not funny. 

Edited February 3, 2020 by Magog

[talktoomuch]

3 minutes ago, mojoween said:

But WHY was the woman standing on the toilet?!?

I know @mojoween. Why any of it. Hence my shame.

[Jx223]

This half is going by fast IMO. That was a nice effort by Kyle Juszcyyk to help the 49ers even up the game.

Also, that planter's commercial kind of explains what was going on regarding Planters announcing that Mr. Peanut had died on twitter. A lot of people thought that was strange. But it looks like it was just a joke and set up for this commercial lol. 

Edited February 3, 2020 by Jx223

[Lantern7]

2 minutes ago, WritinMan said:

That Coke Energy commercial was really stupid.

“I just got punched three times for my views on superhero movies!”

1 minute ago, Magog said:

The Planters was an absolute waste of my time.

I think there was going to be more going into it . . . but then Kobe died.

ETA: “ja-kwan-ski trott”? Wasn’t he in one of those Key & Peele sketches?

Edited February 3, 2020 by Lantern7

[Was-MArsenault]

3 minutes ago, bmoore4026 said:

I think at 7 Central

I live in the Eastern time zone.

3 minutes ago, Lantern7 said:

In about two minutes, apparently.

Thank you.

[theredhead77]

The "how not to forget" commercial makes me cry every time.

[merylinkid]

oh the google commercial got me.   oh my.

[Growsonwalls]

Ok that google commercial hit me in all the feels. Damn onions.

[Lantern7]

Bananas and hummus? The absolute fuck?!?

I’ll have to post that . . . the Vine guy (Zach King) was there, and he was on The Amazing Race.

[merylinkid]

then the Vet commercial.   thank goodness that stupid hummis commercial was in between (I like sabra hummus but it was stupid)

[bmoore4026]

I feel kind of bad for the cheerleaders.  I don't think anyone watching is really paying attention to them.  At least I'm not.

[ebk57]

Just now, bmoore4026 said:

I feel kind of bad for the cheerleaders.  I don't think anyone watching is really paying attention to them.  At least I'm not.

There are actual cheerleaders for the actual teams there?  Honestly, I think cheerleaders should be gone after high school.

 

And I mean that in the best possible way...

 

[Lantern7]

2 minutes ago, bmoore4026 said:

I feel kind of bad for the cheerleaders.  I don't think anyone watching is really paying attention to them.  At least I'm not.

And some of them (not those in particular) have been abused. Dunno if there’s a point to them in football games.

”Google, could you punch me in the feels?”

ETA: Pretzel Pop Tarts? The double fuck?!? And was that Jesus pitching them?

Edited February 3, 2020 by Lantern7