S02.E38: To Con a Convict/S02.E39: Wedding Crashers & Cheaters

[CouchTater]

Pick a lane and stick with it, Daniel's mom.  She doesn't think Lizzie is good enough for her son (joke) but is also angry that Lizzie broke her son's heart, because he is a "good kid."  

And does Mom really believe Lizzie owes her that ring?  She bought it for her son to GIVE to Lizzie.  So, it was a gift once removed from Mom.  Even she should understand the futility of the demand to give the ring back.  I hope Lizzie tosses it in the trash, where it belongs.

[mamadrama]

WHY, Sharp Entertainment, why? Don't we already support you enough with this dumpster fire and the multitude of lines of 90DF? What did we ever do to you to deserve such eye horror?

[RealReality]

Gloriettas mom has a problem.

[Maybeitsme]

3 minutes ago, RealReality said:

Damn Lizzie why do you want that cheap ass ring so bad?

I know right? She should be thankful she dodged the bullet with simple Daniel and his overprotective mother. For starters she should try getting educated in something that she could travel and get away from her dead end life. She's awfully young to settle 

[PityFree]

 Dump him, Juliana!!

Tony has child-bearing hips, doesn’t he??

[LucyEth]

I actually feel bad for Glorietta.  He got down on his knee, gave her a ring, even threw an engagement party.  This Juliana really had a hold on him.  He is a real creep.

[PityFree]

 I hope Tony leaves those mayonnaise filled sandwiches in the hot car while he does what he’s going to do. Then I hope he eats the sandwiches and gets what he deserves.

[RealReality]

Did Angela also buy this man a car????

[mamadrama]

Alex thinks he's hot shit.

[RealReality]

OMG, was he getting busy with that laundry lady?

[LucyEth]

1 minute ago, mamadrama said:

Alex thinks he's hot shit.

OMG, he is an egomaniac.  He's horrible in every way.  A real joke.  Glorietta is crazy but she can do better than that piece of nothing.

[mamadrama]

Does Tony just not give a fuck or is this totally scripted?

[LucyEth]

Cheryl is completely nuts

[goofygirl]

These people!!! Lawdy.  They are ALL MORONS!!!  I think Lacey's bouquet has more operational brain cells than she does.

Angela?  Tony's learning all kinds of things at "therapy".  Your sister needs to get control of you and your finances, your job, your house, your LIFE... 

Glorietta is just a complete doofus.  I guess that's why those letters on her wedding wishbook always look like they need to be glued down better.  The guy's name is always changing!

Please Cheryl, leave now and go home to your kids.

[RealReality]

Cheryl is only making herself look pathetic right now

Didn't Bonnie and Clyde die?

[PityFree]

 Lacy has three school-age children and has never been married???

[LucyEth]

13 minutes ago, PityFree said:

 Lacy has three school-age children and has never been married???

and is unsure of the paternity of probably all three. 

Lacey:  I finally found what I was searching for, after years of combing thru prison websites!

Edited November 23, 2019 by LucyEth

[RealReality]

LOL@ these beach looky loos

You dodged a bullet Chon!

[PityFree]

 Keep your head up John; she’s probably going to cheat on Shane during the reception.

[goofygirl]

Ggrreeaaattt.  Get dressed up, get married and then get in the OCEAN!

[PityFree]

 Oh dear lord Vincent’s going to be on 90 day fiancé isn’t he???

[Maybeitsme]

2 minutes ago, LucyEth said:

Cheryl is completely nuts

Along with Glorietta and her mom, Daniel's mom and Vince. Then you have the narcissist Alex, Josh, Tony and maybe Daniel.  And an assortment of delusional assholes. Also Lacey is trash

[GladysCravits]

Cheryl is certifiable.  Angela is a buffoon.  Tony’s  brain dead. There are no words for Lacey.  Alex is a joke.  The rest are idiots.  

[RealReality]

So much juicy drama for life after lockup, but why the hell do they keep Brittany and Marcelino around?  They are boring and annoying....it's just a bad combination. 

Also, the Michael/Sarah/Megan thing is kinda played out.....at this point I think the three of them are on this show because they have no other marketable skills. 

But....goddess and Clint! Cheryl and Josh! Angela and Tony!  Chon!!

Edited November 23, 2019 by RealReality

[goofygirl]

I can't even remember their names but the Mormon lady with the smart kids and Lamar? Saw them in the preview.  SHE'S A COMPLETE BRAINLESS WONDER!

And I still love that bugged out eyes lady from Florida and the drug dealer! Good times!

[OoogleEyes]

I just couldn't..

I'll watch this in the AM and talk to you all tomorrow 

[ethalfrida]

Glorietta’s mom has trouble keeping her eyes still just like Glorietta. Something is wrong with both of them. Plus, domestic violence is so unattractive no matter who does it. Lacy is going to get her hat brought to her one of these days.

[DiamondGirl]

Does anyone know what the special turbo $7500 car is?  I saw the Ford insignia but don’t know enough about cars.  You’re stupid, Aunt, if you think you’ll be paid all of that, by the way.

Of course, once Daniel modifies this car with a shopping cart, the value will go through the - uh - roof.

[Spike]

I think we’ve underestimated Shane.  He was able to exhume Charles Manson, reanimate him, and invite him to his wedding.  

[OoogleEyes]

2 hours ago, RealReality said:

Gloriettas mom has a problem.

We all have problems 

You know..so many things going on 

Later, yinz!

Edited November 23, 2019 by OoogleEyes
Midnight EST nighty night

[Jade Foxx]

So Lacy, WHO IS THE FATHER,  skank?

Lizzy graduates in four years - hasn’t she been in school for three? I know the heifer isn’t enrolled in an MD/PHD program 🙄

Lacy’s dad seems kind of gangsta, lol. 

Poor Vince, about to get suckered again. 😆

For some reason, I started rooting for Angela’s delusional buck toothed ass. Sweaty Tony doesn’t deserve her,  but she’s desperate and smitten. Welp. 
  
Previews for 2020: Goddess Tracy - is that you??? 
 

[RealReality]

2 minutes ago, Jade Foxx said:

So Lacy, WHO IS THE FATHER,  skank?

Lizzy graduates in four years - hasn’t she been in school for three? I know the heifer isn’t enrolled in an MD/PHD program 🙄

Lacy’s dad seems kind of gangsta, lol. 

Poor Vince, about to get suckered again. 😆

For some reason, I started rooting for Angela’s delusional buck toothed ass. Sweaty Tony doesn’t deserve her,  but she’s desperate and smitten. Welp. 
  
Previews for 2020: Goddess Tracy - is that you??? 
 

OMG, I was just thinking the same thing about Lizzie.  She has said she was in school full time since Daniel has been in prison, which is why she couldn't visit.

He has been in prison for years.  Is she in some sort of masters program?  How does she have four more years to a bachelor's?  

[Spike]

9 minutes ago, RealReality said:

OMG, I was just thinking the same thing about Lizzie.  She has said she was in school full time since Daniel has been in prison, which is why she couldn't visit.

He has been in prison for years.  Is she in some sort of masters program?  How does she have four more years to a bachelor's?  

She is probably working full time at a mini mart and taking one or two classes per semester.

[RealReality]

Just now, Spike said:

She is probably working full time at a mini mart and taking one or two classes per semester.

Then she is a damned liar, because I specifically remember her saying she went to school full time and worked part time.  

I specifically remember because I admired her hustle.  I had done the same thing when getting my bachelors until my last semester of school because I was working like 35 hours and week and taking six classes and I was like a zombie.  

I think she is probably full of crap.

[Kangatush]

3 hours ago, PityFree said:

 Lacy has three school-age children and has never been married???

She has, she's divorced and I think she said he's currently in prison because she has a type.  But she's also a serial cheater, hence the possibility of Chon being the father.

I can zip tie a shopping cart to a car, can I make mechanic money?  Daniel is such a huge asshat.  He's the one who proposed and now he's being a butt about a wedding?  Run Lizzie, I know you're better than this.  And what school are you going to for 17k?  Ever hear of community college, or a state school?

I love Cheryl!  "blindsiding me with a shitty ass castle."  Bitch, he didn't buy it for you, why are you freaking out?

Dear Angela, a good engagement ring lets your fingers touch.  But I do so want Pillsbury Tony to talk more about the many sacrifices he's made for Angela.  

[Spike]

Book your wedding but keep the kiddies away from the railing because it’s not safe!!!

http://www.bishopcastle.org

[Kangatush]

3 minutes ago, Spike said:

Book your wedding but keep the kiddies away from the railing because it’s not safe!!!

http://www.bishopcastle.org

Wait, the dragon breathes fire?  I'm in!

[ava111]

Just finished. Before I even start to read I just have to say: I don't think I ever needed brain bleach so bad as after that little sex scene courtesy of Lacey and Sean. Oh my eyes!!!!! I bet he is now working as cam boy just like his wife  and they do straight porn for people who pay. Omg now I need even more brain bleach!

[Armchair Critic]

3 hours ago, OoogleEyes said:

I'll watch this in the AM and talk to you all tomorrow 

I knew I shouldn't have laid on the couch while watching, fell asleep and I woke up to Corey Feldman (yikes!) on my tv so I slept through the whole show. Luckily I taped it so I can watch it later.

[RealReality]

@Kangatush Pillsbury Tony is my new favorite thing. 

[cooksdelight]

They should rename this show Trailer Trash.

Everyone is driving around in dented, pieced-together cars. Clothes that don’t fit. Bad makeup.

If I were going to be on TV, I’d want to put my best physical and mental appearance out there. These people are so clueless they probably think that’s exactly what they are doing.

[Kangatush]

4 hours ago, ava111 said:

Just finished. Before I even start to read I just have to say: I don't think I ever needed brain bleach so bad as after that little sex scene courtesy of Lacey and Sean. Oh my eyes!!!!! I bet he is now working as cam boy just like his wife  and they do straight porn for people who pay. Omg now I need even more brain bleach!

I don't know, the shot of Shane dejectedly looking down at his penis when Lacey walked away struck me as absolutely hilarious.

[psychoticstate]

#DonnaFaye2019.  Seriously, Angela's sister is the smartest person on this shit show (shit show that I love, BTW.)  It's very obvious, at least to me, that Angela drew the short stick in the intelligence pool in their family.  

No surprise that Tony is cheating.  Of course he is.  Angela, when your sister and your BFF Tommy are telling you that Tony is using you, is lying, is a con, etc., you'd best listen.  She was expecting something bad driving to the park "because it's Tony" and yet he produces some ugly gumball machine ring, proposes and she gets all Glorietta-getting-a-visit-from-the-Care-Bears level of giddy denial.  Love how these klassy two drank directly from the champagne bottles.  I guess the glasses/flutes were optional.

Cheryl may be the worst Debbie Downer ever.  She seemed pissy and suspicious when Josh was directing her to the castle.  I thought the castle was pretty cool and the views gorgeous.  Even with the two "hosts" talking about wedding spaces, instead of being excited that Josh was actually planning a wedding, Cheryl has to get all bitchy about how she doesn't like the space.  Girl, you go with it and then speak privately about the safety concerns you have (which were valid.)   Disappointed (not going to lie) to see that Josh and Cheryl got back together after filming.  You can do better, Josh.  

So if Daniel didn't think they were ready to get married, why did he propose to Lizzie like 10 minutes before?  Lizzie, girl, this is a sign that Daniel is nowhere near ready for adulting.  Be grateful and don't look at those 3 years as wasted but a very valuable life lesson.  And please don't throw rocks or anything else at any future bfs' mothers.

Amber can go fuck herself (again, because I said this last week) with her acting all high and mighty and sacred, like she hasn't been conning Vince for the last 2 years.  She should have just admitted to him it was a con.  Vince needs to change his will and disinherit Puppy immediately.  I'd be afraid those crazy bitches would knock him off for the money, since he apparently legally adopted Puppy.  I'm still scratching my head over how that works.  Vince may want to go back to Vegas and get some therapy before meeting someone in the Philippines.  God, these people never learn. 

I loved Glorietta's confrontation with Alex.  She totally busted him on a date with Juliana but girl held it together nicely (which is more than I can say for her crazy mother.)  I am beyond thrilled that Juliana told Alex to take a hike.  Smart.  Alex clearly is and was a major POS for telling Glorietta "bounce, bitch" after everything she did for him.  Sounds like he deserves to be back in the pokey.  Glorietta, please do not look up any more convicts.  

So Lacey thinks the perfect time to tell John (or Chon as has been hilariously used here) that he's not Marlo's father is right before she's going to walk down the sandy aisle to marry Shane (or Chane), making sure to tell Chon she's about to get married, but she doesn't want him starting any shit?  Bitch, please.  You're as transparent as Scotch tape.  You would LOVE for Chon to show up and make a scene.   And what's with the excitement over finding out that Chon is not the father when 5 minutes earlier you were hoping he would be?  So if Chon isn't the father, who is?  Hunter Biden?  

Lacey and Chane really don't need to "expand their family."  She already has 3 kids that she doesn't appear to take care of.  Also want to say that Lacey's dad was just as guilty as Chon for the beach scene in front of the kids.  The language and actions from all the so-called adults in that situation was disgusting.  

I get why Chane threw Lacey in the ocean at the end (yeah, I wanted to as well) but I'd be furious if I was thrown in in my wedding gown.  Color me surprised that her dress was relatively modest and pretty.  

Bring on Life After Lockup!  

[JenE4]

My favorite moment of the show was after his odd break-up with Cheryl, Josh earnestly saying, I just want to get my picture with this cool-ass dragon. And then he was all Yeah! when his picture came out good. Lol. Cheryl was correct that it was unsafe—did you see Josh climbing up the spire with no railings?!? Yikes. Well, it was never meant to be. Cheryl wants to play Bonnie and Clyde, and Josh wants to play Knights of the Round Table.

I also liked when Angela was all You got flowers and champagne! And then the camera zooms in on the sparkling white grape juice label. Angela knows what’s up. Why else would she call DURING his “therapy session” to ask how it’s going. Bitch, you’re a therapist! Your patients don’t take phone calls during the session!

Who would have guessed the one couple to make it was Lacey and Shane? That wedding was pulled together so quickly that I wonder whether it was planned to be with Chon, and she just decided on the groom last minute? She obviously was hoping John would swoop in and change it out truly at the last second! Who calls an “ex” minutes before the ceremony? She was so upset Chon wasn’t there yet. Chon, I’m about to walk down the aisle; “don’t” come, okay? Central casting did an incredible job with the Charles Manson look-alike for best man. 

Which mom got the most irrationally involved in their adult child’s life fighting with the fiance/fiancée: Glorietta’s or Daniel’s? I guess Glorietta’s was worse the way she was throwing glasses. That and the fact that Glorietta is like thirty-freakin-four, despite acting like a 13-year-old with her first crush. Hell, even Lacey’s dad almost got in a fight with Chon—and that really threw me for a loop because they just seemed to be talking and I didn’t even catch on it was a “fight talk” until Lacey got all screechy and slappy.

Edited November 23, 2019 by JenE4

[Jeanne222]

5 hours ago, cooksdelight said:

They should rename this show Trailer Trash.

Everyone is driving around in dented, pieced-together cars. Clothes that don’t fit. Bad makeup.

If I were going to be on TV, I’d want to put my best physical and mental appearance out there. These people are so clueless they probably think that’s exactly what they are doing.

But...what if that's as good as it gets???   Lol

[OoogleEyes]

8 hours ago, Jade Foxx said:

So Lacy, WHO IS THE FATHER,   

 

IKR?? That would be my first question!

Lacy...careful with those eyelashes.. a stiff breeze will blow you away!

I wonder what Angela thought after she saw this episode? What an idiot. I *almost* feel sorry for her.

Edited November 23, 2019 by OoogleEyes

[AZChristian]

Well, let's accept Lizzie's word for it that - after years of college - she still has three years to go.  We know it's not law school.

Because . . . 

Anyone who has studied law via "Judge Judy" knows that an engagement ring is a gift given in contemplation of marriage.  If the engagement is broken, the ring goes back to the no-longer-a-groom-to-be (or, in this case, his mother).

[OoogleEyes]

2 hours ago, Kangatush said:

I don't know, the shot of Shane dejectedly looking down at his penis when Lacey walked away struck me as absolutely hilarious.

But, he did get spaghetti, right??

[Jeanne222]

6 minutes ago, AZChristian said:

Well, let's accept Lizzie's word for it that - after years of college - she still has three years to go.  We know it's not law school.

Because . . . 

Anyone who has studied law via "Judge Judy" knows that an engagement ring is a gift given in contemplation of marriage.  If the engagement is broken, the ring goes back to the no-longer-a-groom-to-be (or, in this case, his mother).

That little $200 ring is going to drive them all nuts!  People have died over somebody having somebody else ring!  

Just think of all the stories you have read about rings.  Sister won't return moms ring..brother takes the stone out of moms ring for fiancee ring and she won't give it back after they split.

Mom dies and dad gives ring to new wife!is

Heck I'm still waiting to get a ring my grandma promised to me!

All kinds of ring stories out there!

[Spike]

7 hours ago, Armchair Critic said:

I knew I shouldn't have laid on the couch while watching, fell asleep and I woke up to Corey Feldman (yikes!) on my tv so I slept through the whole show. Luckily I taped it so I can watch it later.

Are you sure it wasn’t a Michael Jackson video?