Episode Discussion II: The TFGH

[Cheyanne11]

8 minutes ago, KerleyQ said:

I'm assuming she had to have falsified the birth certificate, otherwise, Gio would have eventually found out his real birth date. He wouldn't be able to get a license that had the fake date on it if his birth certificate didn't have that date.  

If BLQ gave birth in a hospital, they would have issued a birth certificate at that point for the correct information.  So, a birth certificate for a baby boy with the correct information probably exists out there.  To get Gio's with the fake info, did they pretend he was an unattended home birth?  Even then, a quick google search tells me that to get the birth certificate issued, they'd still need to provide some evidence - proof of medical care during the pregnancy, witnesses to the birth, etc.  Absent that, if they tried to claim that Gio's mom didn't get medical care at all throughout the pregnancy, there would probably still be some proof required. Physical examination of the mother and baby, for example, which would not work, since doctors would be able to tell that she hadn't recently given birth and that Gio was older than they were claiming. 

I've probably given this way more thought than the writers have. 

Well, you know, this happened back in the day when they didn't keep records.  What's that, you say?  It was 2003?  Well, then... 

[dubbel zout]

1 minute ago, Cheyanne11 said:

Well, you know, this happened back in the day when they didn't keep records.  What's that, you say?  It was 2003?  Well, then... 

I don't think computers existed back then, did they?

[ciarra]

6 hours ago, sacrebleu said:

I'm assuming that Maxie has been paying Lulu/ Dante rent for living in their home (the place Lulu lived pre-coma while Dante was in Turkey. 

Four years of rent would probably be a fair chunk of change.

I don't recall Sonny buying Lante the house, only "discouraging" the other potential buyers.  So mortgage payments would come from the rent money.  

[CeChase]

2 hours ago, StaceyNotStacie said:

I wasn’t around for the original adult Lulu, but didn’t care for Emme’s Lulu.  Alexa seemed like she tried in the beginning, but with this storyline she has morphed back into Babe, who was smug and unlikable no matter how much they tried to make her a heroine.  

Yes, I saw a lot of JBL in her first couple of weeks.  

I haven't seen her in anything else, so that's interesting about Babe (I know of the role).  Not surprising for me, I suspected it's the actress I'm reacting to.  Smug and unlikeable and also zero nuance. 

[Cheyanne11]

36 minutes ago, dubbel zout said:

I don't think computers existed back then, did they?

Somewhere, in that sleepy small town of--checks notes--Los Angeles, there's a dusty ledger in the basement of the old library where the birth was recorded. 

[CeChase]

1 hour ago, Bringonthedrama said:

Brook Lynn is a world class liar. It's not all "my history." After a ONS with Valentin, she manipulated him with a fake pregnancy and let Lulu's daughter believe she was a big sister. That storyline (while Lulu was comatose) has been white-washed because she and Maxie formed a plan to protect newborn Bailey Lou from Peter/Heinrich, but the fact is Brook Lynn is not the super strong, wonderful, selfless woman that Chase and Lois are determined to see her as.

 

That's all true.  I never liked BLQ.  The issue for me is, in this storyline she is very sympathetic, and Amanda is very talented.  She brings it with the right writing.  Lulu is...not.  What BLQ did is in the past, so going by what I'm seeing now, I can't help find her more rootable than Lulu.  That could change!

[ChicksDigScars]

1 hour ago, Bringonthedrama said:

Dante has every right to be angry that she decided not to tell him she gave birth to his son because she was disappointed/ego hurt that he chose to be faithful to then-girlfriend Lulu rather than wanting her when she tried to seduce and then rape him for a payout from Carly. 

 

Lulu and Dante weren't together until much later. Brooklyn's decision not to tell Dante about being pregnant had nothing to do with being angry that he chose Lulu over her. This happened when Brooklyn, Dante and Cody were teenagers. Dante and Lulu didn't meet until many years later, like 8-10 years later, and in those years, Brooklyn hadn't told a soul, except her mother and Cody (right? They're saying now that he knew?) and if Cody knew, he's just as guilty for never telling his best friend, Dante. 

The BrookLynn/Lulu rivalry went down much later, and Lulu doesn't seem to have a problem with her cousin coming up with the pay out scheme and hiring BrookLynn to do the seducing. So, you could counter that Lulu's anger and hate is ALSO out of petty jealousy, because it's directed all at BrookLynn, and nothing to her co-conspirator and holder of the payout purse strings, Carly. 

[GHScorpiosRule]

36 minutes ago, ChicksDigScars said:

Brooklyn hadn't told a soul, except her mother and Cody (right? They're saying now that he knew?) and if Cody knew, he's just as guilty for never telling his best friend, Dante. 

He knew she was pregnant, as there were scenes months ago of them talking about it in the stables. As of yesterday, we learned he just assumed she got an abortion; not that she kept the pregnancy and gave birth.

That ASSHAT of course, conveniently neglected to mention how he was a con man, and the reason he didn't want Mac to know he was his spawn was because he wanted the MOOLAH from the Ice Princess.

[statsgirl]

Tracy to Drew: "Get back on your damn barge."  Have the writers been reading this board?

Drew is obsessed with Sony. That's not a smart person.

Carly is convinced that she will get complete custody of Wylie and Amelia. That's not smart either.

I don't understand why Michael is so feeble that he can't be told about the court case. He can ask for it to be delayed because of his treatment.

Lulu still thinks that Brook Lynn knows that Gio is her son because they got coffee together. Is today the day of "not smart" people? And I'm not even getting into Portia.

 

[mariah23]

Mondays preview:

Spoiler

Granny Truce Over!

 

[Daisy]

Okay I need it to be monday, and I will play what i saw on LOOP. holy moses. was that a wallop in the previews

[Bringonthedrama]

8 minutes ago, CeChase said:

That's all true.  I never liked BLQ.  The issue for me is, in this storyline she is very sympathetic, and Amanda is very talented.  She brings it with the right writing.  Lulu is...not.  What BLQ did is in the past, so going by what I'm seeing now, I can't help find her more rootable than Lulu.  That could change!

Makes sense. My perspective is that BLQ as played by Amanda returned to Port Charles with the fake pregnancy in the recent past; Bailey Lu is now 2 years old. 

Lulu has definitely not been rootable for the last two episodes of the week. I didn't like her response to Gio today when he was apologetic. 

I liked all of Tracy's lines to Drew and the snark as she walked away. I also liked all of Ava's lines to Portia about Drew and Willow. 

Carly and Willow really each live in their own delusional worlds.

[Bringonthedrama]

2 hours ago, ChicksDigScars said:

Lulu and Dante weren't together until much later. Brooklyn's decision not to tell Dante about being pregnant had nothing to do with being angry that he chose Lulu over her. This happened when Brooklyn, Dante and Cody were teenagers. Dante and Lulu didn't meet until many years later, like 8-10 years later, and in those years, Brooklyn hadn't told a soul, except her mother and Cody (right? They're saying now that he knew?) and if Cody knew, he's just as guilty for never telling his best friend, Dante. 

The BrookLynn/Lulu rivalry went down much later, and Lulu doesn't seem to have a problem with her cousin coming up with the pay out scheme and hiring BrookLynn to do the seducing. 

You're correct that Lulu and Dante weren't together until much later. However, Chase and Brook Lynn had a conversation in March (this year, 2025) where she told him everything about her past with Dante. The "seduction" storyline came up. She told Chase that yes, she was thinking about telling Dante about the baby IF he showed her that he still had lingering feelings for her. When that didn't happen because he was truly in love with Lulu, she decided to keep her mouth shut. 

Regarding Cody, he knew Brook Lynn was pregnant because she told him when he drove her to the bus stop. This week, he told Lulu that he assumed she terminated the pregnancy after she left camp.

JMB's Lulu and Carly had a conversation where Carly acknowledged what she did and flat out said Lulu chose loyalty to her boyfriend Dante over loyalty to family, her/Michael. Lulu said something like, in the twisted way Carly thinks I get it. Carly may have sort of apologized; I can't recall the specifics. 

Brook Lynn apologized to Dante at some point, but never to Lulu for when Lulu walked in on Brook Lynn trying to rape a drugged Dante. (Drugging and attempted rape of Dante was Brook Lynn's idea, because she was determined to get money from Carly.) In AS and AH's first scene together, Lulu brought up Brook Lynn trying to break up her and Dante and Brook Lynn's response was to snap that it's long ago history and she's moved on with her life. 

Edited May 16 by Bringonthedrama

[dubbel zout]

Wow, look who rubbed a few brain cells together and figured out Portia was being blackmailed. I didn't think Curtis had it in him.

LOL at Willow saying how good a father Drew is.

Edited May 16 by dubbel zout

[ciarra]

6 minutes ago, dubbel zout said:

Wow, look who rubbed a few brain cells together and figured out Portia was being blackmailed.

And his first thought was to go to Drew, not Portia?

[Daisy]

4 minutes ago, ciarra said:

And his first thought was to go to Drew, not Portia?

well it was only two brain cells they had so they needed to work on one thing at a time, you see

[absnow54]

1 hour ago, dubbel zout said:

Wow, look who rubbed a few brain cells together and figured out Portia was being blackmailed. I didn't think Curtis had it in him.

Can he pass those braincells over to Lulu and Cody? Lulu, why are you making this so difficult? You don’t need to prove where a dead woman was 22 years ago. Just get a DNA test. You have an Olympic sized gene pool to swipe a sample from. Have Cody approach Gio, claim he sees a gray hair, and pluck it from him. Done. Moving on. 

[ciarra]

1 minute ago, absnow54 said:

Have Cody approach Gio, claim he sees a gray hair, and pluck it from him. Done. Moving on. 

A glass at the Q's.  A toothbrush.  It's not as if Lulu couldn't walk right into the house.

[Cheyanne11]

"Gio's so-called mother" - wow, Lulu, are your arms tired from that massive hole you've dug for yourself?  Maybe put your back into it and you can go even lower.

At least she'll have company down there with Carly and her assertion that Wiley and Amelia somehow are more Michael's kids than Willow's.

Edited May 16 by Cheyanne11

[TVbitch]

Perhaps after everything shakes out Isaiah can get with Willow ~they'd make a pretty couple. However, after dating Jordan, talking to Willow today, and hearing Porscha screech about her lies, if there was a thought bubble above Isaiah's head, it would probably say, "Maybe I should just stay single!"

 

[dubbel zout]

18 minutes ago, TVbitch said:

if there was a thought bubble above Isaiah's head, it would probably say, "Maybe I should just stay single!"

"Why did I come to Port Charles?"

21 minutes ago, Cheyanne11 said:

"Gio's so-called mother" - wow, Lulu, are your arms tired from that massive hole you've dug for yourself?  Maybe put your back into it and you can go even lower.

Someone needs to remind her that Charlotte is a test tube baby, whose genetic material was harvested by raping both mother and father. And Lulu didn't raise Charlotte for the first five years or so of her life. Does that make Lulu a "so-called mother"? Shoot yourself into the sun, Girl Reporter.

Edited May 16 by dubbel zout

[Daisy]

what did FooLu mean by "So-Called" Mother?

[Bringonthedrama]

23 minutes ago, Daisy said:

what did FooLu mean by "So-Called" Mother?

That Camilla collaborated/conspired with Lois and possibly Brook Lynn in an adoption that was not legal, raising Gio as her child while lying to family and everyone else about his origin. The "so-called" description was harsh because it made Camilla sound like she kidnapped newborn Gio and did her best to keep her crime a secret until death. 

[JMO]

The scenes with Willow drove the point home for me today---Isaiah has chemistry with everyone, but still none but wet-rag Jordan to call his own.  He's too good a character and actor to be relegated to that. He interacts with a lot of people (except his good friend Lucky), but has no real relationships. Do we need a new character, or is there someone on the campus currently that can drive a storyline with him?

Feeling like we could use an infusion of IQ points into the PC water supply.

 

[YaddaYadda]

Drew wants the Q name and access to the grounds and the house. Like, why? He's shown nothing but contempt for the Qs.

Portia is such an idiot. Telling Curtis that Drew is blackmailing you and why takes Drew's power away.

Willow. The less said, the better. Why is Isaiah being subjected to her and the problems she created for herself? And Willow, Drew isn't a good father. He abandoned his daughter to go to jail for Carly. He also wanted to sell Aurora to pay off Carly's debt. Miss me with the father of the year.

Then there's Lulu. What more can be said about Lulu that I hasn't already been said. 

[JMO]

Re: Lulu.  Yes, she's too impulsive to do any of this the right way, which is how she came across the information in the first place.  But, since she did find it,  I am 100% in agreement with her that she has to tell Dante what she knows.  Not what she suspects, but what she knows.  We're to believe that they still love each other and are in love with one another.  That kind of relationship demands honesty.  It's a bit of an inverse to Brook Lynn and Chase's situation, where honesty is making them stronger.  For them to require Lulu to be dishonest in her own relationship is wrong.  

[driver18]

9 hours ago, CeChase said:

That's all true.  I never liked BLQ.  The issue for me is, in this storyline she is very sympathetic, and Amanda is very talented.  She brings it with the right writing.  Lulu is...not.  What BLQ did is in the past, so going by what I'm seeing now, I can't help find her more rootable than Lulu.  That could change!

And I feel the exact opposite. I find BLQ as unsympathetic as ever, and between the two, AH the more talented. AS can bring the pretty tears, but her acting is one-note while AH, whom I've never seen before this role, has impressed me from moment one.

[statsgirl]

So is Sonny now Michael's "So Called Father'?

On Lulu, just get Cody to steal Gio's toothbrush and compare it to Rocco's.

4 hours ago, YaddaYadda said:

 And Willow, Drew isn't a good father. He abandoned his daughter to go to jail for Carly. He also wanted to sell Aurora to pay off Carly's debt. Miss me with the father of the year.

Don't forget that after her mother died, Drew too Scout away from her brothers and installed her in a hotel room never to be seen again.

Isaiah being so sympathetic to Willow makes me think that he's not a smart as I though he was.

[Winston Wolfe]

Seeing Monday's previews, I just can't get this meme out of my head:

Edited May 17 by Winston Wolfe

[Suicidy 2.0]

On 5/10/2025 at 5:06 AM, Perkie said:

Sure.  But you wouldn't have felt even a little responsible if you dragged your friend/sibling there when they didn't want to go, and once there, went off to do your own thing while the friend/sibling was left to their own devices to do stupid stuff like getting egged into drinking by older kids?  

Surely everyone is aware of that.  She was there for his swearing in ceremony and stood by her man after a scandal.  

No, it was the next morning.  Someone mentioned the drinking was "last night".  Eh, if you're going to drink like a fish, and get your stomach pumped, you can clean the toilets 8 hours later!!

Yep.  Rocco was at death’s door, but just fine by the next afternoon.  When I had alcohol poisoning at 18 (a very mild case, pretty much just a severe two day hangover) I struggled to make it to my movie theater job the following evening at 6 PM.  I still felt like a walking corpse, but was never in any danger.  And it wasn’t easy drinking enough to do that to myself.  I’m not sure I could have slugged down enough to actually risk death.  Which is probably why this ALMOST NEVER HAPPENS.

Carly is going to handle SLS’s divorce proceedings without even telling him?  So basically as far as Cujo is concerned, her children have absolutely no agency and shouldn’t have any control over their own lives?  If my mother did this, she would be dead to me.  Forever.  
 

Amd how is Diane going along with this?  She could be disbarred.

[KerleyQ]

I can't help it, but every time they talk about Rocco, this is all I can hear: 

[ciarra]

2 minutes ago, Suicidy 2.0 said:

 I’m not sure I could have slugged down enough to actually risk death.  Which is probably why this ALMOST NEVER HAPPENS.

I remember my teacher telling my class about finding one of our classmates in the schoolyard with alcohol poisoning and taking him to the hospital.  Grade 6.

[Bringonthedrama]

34 minutes ago, statsgirl said:

So is Sonny now Michael's "So Called Father'?

Isaiah being so sympathetic to Willow makes me think that he's not a smart as I though he was.

I think that was the implication when NuLulu and Carly were arguing about the history of Michael's paternity and the Brook Lynn pregnancy secret. Lulu yelled at Carly that "AJ had a right to know!" and Carly got angrier. 

The only time I ever remember Lulu being involved in a talk about Sonny becoming Michael's father (illegally) was when Carly reamed JMB's Lulu for her love of Dante when Michael went to prison due to Carly, Jason and Sonny's cover up of how Claudia died. Tracy stepped in and told Carly she was responsible for the mess because she stole Michael from the Quartermaines and gave him to Sonny to adopt. Lulu said Tracy, you don't need to fight my battles - but she didn't disagree that Michael was taken away from AJ and family and handed over to Sonny.

I assumed Isaiah being sympathetic to Willow was to make him a potential love interest for her whenever the Willow/Drew relationship inevitably blows up. 

 

[ulkis]

On 5/13/2025 at 7:52 PM, Sake614 said:

Wait, did he have a sex change off screen? 🤣

Don't get me started on how they keep giving Dante sons when he would be such a sweet father to a daughter.

They aren't going to waste the Cody/Lulu chem, are they? When everyone tells Lulu off for the horrible crime of telling Gio he has a ton of relatives, surely Cody and Lulu will turn to each other?

3 hours ago, driver18 said:

And I feel the exact opposite. I find BLQ as unsympathetic as ever, and between the two, AH the more talented. AS can bring the pretty tears, but her acting is one-note while AH, whom I've never seen before this role, has impressed me from moment one.

I'm the rare unicorn who likes both characters and while I don't think they should be pals the rivalry feels so painfully contrived to me. I hope one day they team up to help Tracy.

[ulkis]

8 hours ago, dubbel zout said:

"Why did I come to Port Charles?"

Someone needs to remind her that Charlotte is a test tube baby, whose genetic material was harvested by raping both mother and father. And Lulu didn't raise Charlotte for the first five years or so of her life. Does that make Lulu a "so-called mother"? Shoot yourself into the sun, Girl Reporter.

According to many people it does. How many comments have there been that Lulu isn't his real mom, Britt is? A LOT!

Speaking of Britt, they should get her twin for Jason.

9 hours ago, ciarra said:

A glass at the Q's.  A toothbrush.  It's not as if Lulu couldn't walk right into the house.

It's hard when Dante is blocking her by sleeping in her doorway. I'm not complaining.

13 hours ago, Cheyanne11 said:

Well, you know, this happened back in the day when they didn't keep records.  What's that, you say?  It was 2003?  Well, then... 

You joke, but I have read so many comments about how social media "wasn't around in the 2000s". Like. *holds hands with my fellow MightyBigTv posters*.

Edited May 17 by ulkis

[ulkis]

On 5/15/2025 at 3:07 PM, Melgaypet said:

I get this, I do. And it's very much in Lucky's character to have sympathy for the underdog*, and play a bit of the white knight, especially for a young woman. (To be clear, I don't think Lucky is attracted to Kristina. He probably partly still sees her as that abused teenage girl. That can push his buttons.)

My big problem is the lying to Elizabeth about something that nearly killed her. My dude. Tell her the truth. Argue for compassion for Kristina if you must, but let Elizabeth - the one who was wronged** - make the decision to turn her in or not. (If I were Elizabeth? I would go to Alexis/Kristina and say Kristina checks herself into Shadybrooke or Ferncliff or wherever or I go to the cops.)

It's just so fucking lazy. They are barely back together and, look, here's a Big Lie that's going to tear them apart!

* I don't think Kristina is an underdog in this situation, but I can buy that Lucky does.

** And Ric. But I care about Ric's feelings about as much as Lucky does, tbh.

Encapsulated perfectly @Melgaypet .

At least JJ's expressions are giving "you stupid dumbass". 

I'm hoping Lucky destroys the car but Ric somehow tells Liz that Lucky lied to her. I support LL2 but if we have to suffer through this crud, at least that would be some sweet soapiness.

[KittenPokerCheater]

I’m very tired of Brooklyn.  And I fear it might just be the actress.  Or her incessant blazers. I know it’s because the actress wishes to be modest and I support her choice,  but still. It’s a soap. 
 

/ducks tomatoes. 

[dubbel zout]

15 hours ago, Bringonthedrama said:

The "so-called" description was harsh because it made Camilla sound like she kidnapped newborn Gio and did her best to keep her crime a secret until death. 

Or that Camilla was some sort of placeholder until Gio's "real" (i.e., birth mom, i.e., BL) could be identified. Super gross no matter how you interpret it, and this is exactly the kind of thing that makes this story reprehensible. Why is it so ugly?

14 hours ago, YaddaYadda said:

Drew wants the Q name and access to the grounds and the house. Like, why? He's shown nothing but contempt for the Qs.

That will continue no matter what, so I hope Tracy tells him to go drown himself in the lake. It cracks me up that Drew and Tracy are the only people who care what his last name is. Greater Port Charles yawns while those two fight it out.

[statsgirl]

It feels like Tracy is the only one who actually cares about the Quartermaine name any more, and occasionally Ned then the writers let him. AJ is dead, Emily is dead, Edward and Lila are dead and Dillon and Jason have different last names. Olivia, Lois and Carly couldn't be more insulting about the Quartermaines. This whole fight about the name with dead beat congressman Drew feels like it was only created to have them on the outs.

11 hours ago, ulkis said:

You joke, but I have read so many comments about how social media "wasn't around in the 2000s". Like. *holds hands with my fellow MightyBigTv posters*.

LOL. I remember in 2002 that we got the floors on the main floor of our house sanded and revarnished. We had to move out for 3 days but I would sneak in through the basement where the desktop computers were so that I could get on the MBTV and feed my addiction.

[Pingaponga]

14 hours ago, Bringonthedrama said:

I assumed Isaiah being sympathetic to Willow was to make him a potential love interest for her whenever the Willow/Drew relationship inevitably blows up. 

I was hoping when he expressed his surprise that Willow was going for full custody he'd express the opinion that it would be best for the kids if she and Michael shared custody. But that didn't seem to happen because no one ever wants shared custody on a soap.

 

12 hours ago, ulkis said:

Don't get me started on how they keep giving Dante sons when he would be such a sweet father to a daughter.

Aw man, he really would. He's a lot like Mac in that way.

[Perkie]

35 minutes ago, Pingaponga said:

giving Dante sons when he would be such a sweet father to a daughter.

Well he's is sort of step father to Scout and Charlotte.

[YaddaYadda]

3 hours ago, statsgirl said:

This whole fight about the name with dead beat congressman Drew feels like it was only created to have them on the outs.

Well, the name issue arose when Drew slept with Michael's wife. That's when Tracy decided that he couldn't have the Q name. 

It started when she found out about the kiss, then it escalated from there.

[Grinaldi]

4 hours ago, statsgirl said:

Dillon and Jason have different last names

I hope Dillon took Tracy's name when his father was revealed to be a serial killer.

[KerleyQ]

Is this the right time to admit that I could have sworn they killed Dillon off in one of the serial killer storylines a while back? 

[Perkie]

12 hours ago, KerleyQ said:

s this the right time to admit that I could have sworn they killed Dillon off in one of the serial killer storylines a while back? 

Dillon is one of those rare characters where the actor was allowed to leave without the character being killed off.  Dillon is Spielberging his way around the world.  

[GHScorpiosRule]

On 5/16/2025 at 11:57 PM, Winston Wolfe said:

Seeing Monday's previews, I just can't get this meme out of my head:

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

That preview reminded me of when Robin hauled back and slapped Cujo so hard her body jerked back a step! And Robin is like a half foot shorter than Cujo! I really wish that there was a .gif of that. But all I’ve ever found was the video clip. And even that clip proves how Cujo throws back HER actions and behaviors onto other people with no self-awareness whatsoever.

Man, Show is really doing its best to have Dante and Gio hate each other so much, that when it comes out Gio is his son, there won’t be any happiness in the reveal, but anger and bitterness. That said, I am on Gio’s side when everyone is trying to explain away Dante’s assholery, which OF COURSE reared back.

NuNuLooLoo and Con artist Cody can take SEVERAL seats and STFU.

The only thing I liked about Friday was Tracy telling Drew to get back on his Barge-muttering to get off Monica’s property/out of her house “Alan gave it to her” as she walked away.😂😂😂😂😂

21 hours ago, Pingaponga said:

I was hoping when he expressed his surprise that Willow was going for full custody he'd express the opinion that it would be best for the kids if she and Michael shared custody.

Same! It looked like he was going to reveal how his childhood was and he was the result of a custody fight with Mom wanting sole. But then he caught/stopped himself and uttered the tropey “Good heart” and for her to listen to it.

Edited May 18 by GHScorpiosRule

[dubbel zout]

I am not a fan of slapping, no matter who's giving or getting it. 

[Maelstrom]

On 5/16/2025 at 12:18 PM, Bringonthedrama said:

Carly and Willow really each live in their own delusional worlds.

Let's not leave Lulu out of the Who's More Delusional contest.

• Lulu: This is the right thing to do because I want to do it, so I am right to do it.
• Carly: I want this to happen, therefore it is what's going to happen, period.
• Willow: The cartoon bluebirds singing around my head tell me everything will turn out just perfect so I can do whatever my Twu Wuv tells me I want to do.

I don't know who the winner is, but I can tell you who the losers are: us.

9 hours ago, Perkie said:

Dillon is one of those rare characters where the actor was allowed to leave without the character being killed off.  Dillon is Spielberging his way around the world.  

Don't remind the writers that Dillon exists, or else they'll bring him back with a brand new, nonsensical personality, then kill him off in a year.

Am I the only person who expects Carly to pull a No Face whenever she comes onscreen?

[Lugal]

On 5/16/2025 at 4:31 PM, JMO said:

Feeling like we could use an infusion of IQ points into the PC water supply.

Missed opportunity #2456 - As Mayor, Laura having to deal with all the lead and cadmium in the PC water supply (thus explaining the high levels of cancer and stupidity in town)

On 5/16/2025 at 2:51 PM, TVbitch said:

Perhaps after everything shakes out Isaiah can get with Willow ~they'd make a pretty couple. However, after dating Jordan, talking to Willow today, and hearing Porscha screech about her lies, if there was a thought bubble above Isaiah's head, it would probably say, "Maybe I should just stay single!"

Or with Willow specifically: "I see why she joined the cult."

24 minutes ago, Maelstrom said:

Lulu: This is the right thing to do because I want to do it, so I am right to do it.

Which will end something like this:

 

[nilyank]

19 hours ago, dubbel zout said:

I am not a fan of slapping, no matter who's giving or getting it. 

Spoiler

It is going to be a full on catfight