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Ava is right about Kristina. Coddling her will only make it worse. And what's with the text message to Lucky that felt like an order? Dear Jason, Carly is like a child. The more you forbid her to do something, the more she'll want to do it. Don't waste your breath. Sincerely, Me

Did anyone miss Lulu? I sure as hell wasn't in a rush to see her back. I hated JMB's version and ER's version was juvenile. This version is as abrasive as JMB's version ever was.

I'm glad Robin had a miracle cure for polonium and that Carly is almost as good as new already. I hated the Laura/Sonny scenes, but I've actually started hating Laura too. Never thought it would happen, but here we are.

Because he's a loser.

So the scariest Cassadine might actually go out with a whimper. Seems fitting for this show. And also exasperating.

Leo is Gio's uncle.

She went on tour with Lois. Her entire pregnancy was away from Bensonhurst.

I don't see it. When BLQ got pregnant, no one knew that Dante was Sonny's son. And even if they did, what is it any business of his? Lois made sure Sonny was in Gio's life. Carly has actually shown BLQ a lot of grace. And she knows that Dante is the father.

He became my favorite when he called his detective partner (Marcel) an asshat and also an asshole.

I live to serve.

Praise the Lord! She's awake! OMG, she's awake! I was so worried she was going to die! Fuck you, show!

There was polonium poisoning a few years ago, a Russian spy. The people sent to kill him put it in his underwear. It was all over the news. He died because that's what polonium does. It kills. Carly drank half a bottle of champagne. Unless the writers are actually planning on killing her, then don't waste my time.

I don't know if a parade of Port Chuckers crying at Carly's bedside and reminding her how strongbravebeautiful she is and begging her to live because PC is so much better with her in it is a good time. It's more like strap a bag of rocks to your back and jump off a bridge type of good time.

So Carly was poisoned with polonium? Is she going to lose her hair, a ton of weight, then die? Whatever.