S14.E09: Miracle At Miravel

[KungFuBunny]

Vicki unleashes another rumor about Kelly; everyone goes beekeeping; Shannon flirts with the beekeeper; Emily and Gina hash out their issues; the ladies have fun in a hot tub; Braunwyn reveals she celebrates Sean’s birthday.

Airs 10/01/19 at 9:00 PM Eastern

Edited September 30, 2019 by KungFuBunny

[Bronzedog]

Everyone goes beekeeping?  Geez.  

[biakbiak]

32 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

Shannon flirts with the beekeeper; E

Noooo!! Shannon flirting is so painful. 

[Hiyo]

Hilariously for us.

[chenoa333]

17 hours ago, Bronzedog said:

Everyone goes beekeeping?  Geez.  

Yes. This is so we can, once again, hear these middle aged women scream and behave like adolescent girls. 

If I was the owner of a business and Bravo wanted to bring these ungrateful losers to film there, I would say absolutely NOT.

[Mindthinkr]

Vicki is trying real hard to tarnish Kelly. I’m glad the girls questioned her and that school rumor didn’t stick. 

[Straycat80]

Kelly has anger problems. Of course that big glass of wine she poured for herself to drink probably didn’t help. And shut it Tamra, you’re a big shit stirrer like Vicki. 

[pieinmyeye]

Vicki, you are truly a piece of shit.

[KungFuBunny]

I prefer Realityguy's version of those leggings

[FlyingEgret]

Do Tamra's tights have her face all over them?  If so I wonder if those faces get botox too??

[TexasGal]

3 minutes ago, pieinmyeye said:

Vicki, you are truly a piece of shit.

And such an idiot!  Emily shouldn’t go repeating things - wait what?!?!  I’m glad Tamra called her on it at least. 

[Straycat80]

Why is Kelly telling her daughter about her adult problems? Kids have their own problems Kelly shouldn’t be dumping her problems on this poor kid.

[JD5166]

Kelly wearing a full face of makeup, giant eyelashes, and a smirk knowing it’s alllll her on camera. ALL her. 

[KungFuBunny]

11 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Kelly has anger problems. Of course that big glass of wine she poured for herself to drink probably didn’t help. And shut it Tamra, you’re a big shit stirrer like Vicki. 

Tamra is very slick - she defended Emily NOT because she likes her.

I think they've decided to X out Kelly first and it will be easier to do so by luring Emily into their group.

The bait is being set by her Mini Me, Gina who couldn't even express a modicum of empathy for Emily at their chat.

Once Kelly is X'd out then the group will try to get rid of Emily.

I hope Emily and Kelly see this and cut them off at the pass.

[Mindthinkr]

The bee guy was nice and told the ladies not to worry about their bee keepers outfits, that he’d clean up. Do you think that any one of them even considered cleaning up...my bet is on no. 

[pieinmyeye]

I wish Emily and Gina would hold hands and skip off into the sunset....never to return to this show.

[chenoa333]

Kelly naked in the swimming pool with bright red lipstick....GROSS.

Kelly's conversation with Jolie while naked in the pool...inappropriate and Kelly, still gross.

Tamra and her dumbass T-shirt logo: "KINDNESS IS MAGIC". Stupid. And it's way too late Tamballs, to try to make viewer's think you are the voice of reason. We have known you since season One. You can't fool us now. It's way too late!

[Bronzedog]

The beekeeping trip was everything I thought it would be. Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

[chenoa333]

"We are having fun tonight if it kills us" ..(said one of the HoWives.) I wish it would.

[KungFuBunny]

KFB is now pretty positive this is what the doctor at Urgent Care said

If I thought you had any level of concussion, I wouldn't tell you you could drink alcohol

[chenoa333]

These bitches are STILL at Miravel?!  Zzzzzzzzzzzz!

[Bronzedog]

Did they go to sleep away camp?  Why all the lessons?

[TexasGal]

But hark!  What is this?  Kelly is behaving at dinner so Tamra brings out her shit stirring spoon and has to bring it up again.

At least Kelly gets that she can’t trust her. 

[Straycat80]

Just when these women start having some fun Tamra has start shit with Kelly. And there’s alcohol. And huge knifes. Emily is right , this is not a good idea. 

[Quilty]

Why do these bitches SCREAM every time they say something? Just tasting a drink Kelly screams about how delicious it tastes. I turn the volume down and CC on my T.V. for this shitshow.

[LibertarianSlut]

Was the beekeeper Vicki's brother Billy?

[Mindthinkr]

Showing lactation at the dinner table...NOOOOOOOO

[chenoa333]

3 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Just when these women start having some fun Tamra has start shit with Kelly. And there’s alcohol. And huge knifes. Emily is right , this is not a good idea. 

Maybe next season Bravo can send these Ho's to the annual Gun Show at the Anaheim Convention Center.

[Mindthinkr]

I want to go crush cars. 

[BodhiGurl]

I hate Tamra. More than I loathe Vicki. There, I said it. And I loathe Vicki.

[KungFuBunny]

It makes me feel accountable for the you do cocaine comment

Yep it makes me feel so bad I have to repeat it again on camera

[Straycat80]

I’m not buying this making up bullshit between Kelly and Vicki, they’ll be at each other’s throats by the end of this episode. This is actually nauseating. 

[TexasGal]

The poor chef.  First a lactating breast.  Then the sobbing harpies.  

[BodhiGurl]

Tamra is not happy they’re making it nice... of course the niceness isn’t going to last...

[chewycandy]

I don’t think I saw any actual tears fall on Kelly’s face. 

Edited October 2, 2019 by chewycandy

[KungFuBunny]

1 minute ago, TexasGal said:

The poor chef.  First a lactating breast.  Then the sobbing harpies.  

The ones I feel sorry for are the camera/sound crew.

I can forgive Braunwyn for her showing her lactating breast - this is the first time for her

What I can't forgive is Tamra and her fake boobs multiple appearances.

[chewycandy]

Okay, is Braunwyn the first HW ever with a large tattoo? I was thinking about this the other day. Tinsley has a small one on her wrist. 

[BodhiGurl]

OMG Gina, they’re just boobs... at least the vajay is covered. And PS. Tams bewbs look horrible 

[chewycandy]

1 minute ago, BodhiGurl said:

OMG Gina, they’re just boobs... at least the vajay is covered. And PS. Tams bewbs look horrible 

They’re ugly. I’d rather see Emily’s. 

[Bronzedog]

I really miss the days, before my grandmother died, when she used to go on girls trips, like Tamra and Vicki do, and, she’d get falling down drunk, make out with the other women,  argue and threaten everyone, and, then run around naked.  Oh, wait...

[Straycat80]

Brown Wind has threesomes? I’m thinking she’s the first househo who lactated on camera, has a huge tattoo and admitted to a threesome. Maybe she thinks she will keep her orange by not being boring. 

Edited October 2, 2019 by Straycat80

[Mindthinkr]

One of the newcomers has a cackling laugh. I hear it, but I haven’t seen who’s doing it on camera. Is it Gina? If not...who? 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Mindthinkr said:

One of the newcomers has a cackling laugh. I hear it, but I haven’t seen who’s doing it on camera. Is it Gina? If not...who? 

It’s Bwin

[Mr. Miner]

That It’s A Man’s World show they’re pushing looks pretty stupid. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[pieinmyeye]

5 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:

One of the newcomers has a cackling laugh. I hear it, but I haven’t seen who’s doing it on camera. Is it Gina? If not...who? 

Brown Wind sounds like Woody Woodpecker.

[Hangin Out]

It was nota good idea to have Vikie on the trip spreading rumors again.  Stupid move.

Why does Shannon have to scream every sentence she says.  It’s really annoying, and everyone is not having a good time like she thinks.  In fact, they are trying too hard and are acting worse than teenagers.

Emily is really hurting because she knows her marriage is over.  Gina doesn’t give a shit about her .. she’s too involved with herself.  Gina is not a true friend.

I just can’t take rat face Tamra.  All of a sudden, she is the voice of reason?  She talks out of both sides of her face.  When someone is fighting, Tamra is salivating. She loves it, as long as it’s not about her.  What does Eddie see in her?  I hate when she uses the term boning.  I’ve never even heard that word until now, and it’s disgusting.  She is disgusting.  Eddie is too nice for her.  She’s an old used up filthy mouth woman.

i was sorry to see Kelly cave in to Vikie.  I know it’s. Supposed to befor healing, but Vickie does not deserve to be forgiven as she would say bad things as soon as she gets out of that door.  Kelly had to make up with her to secure her Apple for next season.

I didn’t see who jumped into the pool naked, but it was disgusting, IMO anyhow.

[ghoulina]

Every week and it's a new claim from Vicki. Now Kelly isn't allowed at her doctor's school. (Or ON it. Which... No one should be allowed ON a school.) She just can't help herself. And who is she protecting with her "schematics"? Steve? Or Tamra?

I'm kind of disappointed in Kelly for giving in. I wouldn't care how much Vicki cried. Serves her right. She thinks she can just say "I surrender" and it absolves her of all her shit. She still won't even take actual accountability. 

Kelly straight up asked Tamra why she continues to be friends with someone so awful and Tamra couldn't even answer. That was awesome! But then Kelly just caved. Sigh.

These women ruined bees for me. 

So Braunwyn can't call Gina "little sister", but she lets the TresAmigas call her "baby". She is up their asses so bad! 

Milking Braunwyn at the table may be one of the worst things I've seen on this show. 

[Quilty]

29 minutes ago, chewycandy said:

I don’t think I saw any actual tears fall on Kelly’s face. 

Just lots and lots of sweat.

[Hangin Out]

24 minutes ago, BodhiGurl said:

OMG Gina, they’re just boobs... at least the vajay is covered. And PS. Tams bewbs look horrible 

Tams boobs look like two balls of cement.  Rock hard to the touch.  GROSS.

[Chit Chat]

32 minutes ago, BodhiGurl said:

Tamra is not happy they’re making it nice... of course the niceness isn’t going to last...

Shannon didn't look too happy either.

On 9/30/2019 at 12:13 PM, Bronzedog said:

Everyone goes beekeeping?  Geez.

Poor bees.  Even they don't want to listen to those screaming banshees. 

And for the love of all that's holy ladies, no more topless/naked dips into the hot tub and pool.  I'm with Gina.  Put a bathing suit on.