S11.E20: Reunion Part 3

[OnceSane]

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The women finish raking Luann over the coals about her sobriety; Barbara joins the ladies to discuss her scandalous comment about Luann's singing; the ladies relive some of their most outrageous moments; Sonja is in the spotlight for her drinking.

Airs July 25, 2019.

[KungFuBunny]

On 7/24/2019 at 12:02 PM, OnceSane said:

Airs July 25, 2019.

The women finish raking Luann over the coals about her sobriety; Barbara joins the ladies to discuss her scandalous comment about Luann's singing; the ladies relive some of their most outrageous moments; Sonja is in the spotlight for her drinking.

Bravo won't give Barbara a "HW" title, but all of the women give her a generous helping of pie

Bye BarbTheBuilder

[Keywestclubkid]

Haha omg the update  

[Neurochick]

Wow Ramona, you're so supportive of someone's sobriety, I can't believe it.

[KungFuBunny]

Dorinda just said "fig Leaf" did she mean to say "extending the olive branch"?

[TexasGal]

Oh, poor not Taj again.

[Mindthinkr]

Lu: “Pills, dropping acid”. Well I guess you weren’t a child of the 60’s. Acid didn’t usually come in pill form. (Not that I know anything) 

[Keywestclubkid]

Luanne STOP 

[KungFuBunny]

1 minute ago, TexasGal said:

Oh, poor not Taj again.

Already everyone is mispronouncing his name

It's Tej, rhymes with page or rage

[SweetieDarling]

Wait! Bethenny thinks it was a serious accusation for Luann to suspect Sonja was on something in Miami, but it's totally ok for her to accuse Dorinda and John of doing cocaine? I'm going to need a copy of Beth's rule book to keep up with the double standards and hypocrisy. 

[KungFuBunny]

Just now, Mindthinkr said:

Lu: “Pills, dropping acid”. Well I guess you weren’t a child of the 60’s. Acid didn’t usually come in pill form. (Not that I know anything) 

What a liar - she wasn't hinting at Xanax - she was saying Sonja was hyper and up - so she also wasn't hinting at anything OTC.

[Steph J]

Lol, "Luanne's friend"

I really want the tea on what went down between the show and Barbara, who was clearly meant to be a housewife for the season and then retroactively downgraded to "friend of."

[Straycat80]

Don’t bother being nice Barbara, you’re not getting an Apple. 

[Neurochick]

Luann, Barbara is right, you can't sing.  It's not that she's tone deaf, she's not a singer.

[Keywestclubkid]

She didn’t lie about you getting married and she didn’t lie about your ability to sing. Shut the fuck up luanne 

[Neurochick]

As far as her being cast in Chicago, that's called stunt casting.  

[Straycat80]

Is it just my TV or is Dorinda’s tanner darker than Barbara’s? 

[Steph J]

Luanne.  You cannot sing.  Someone saying that is not being "a hater."  It's being honest.  No one is going to that show because of the singing.

[Keywestclubkid]

Luanne is completely unaware of her nonsinging talent she really thinks she CAN sing and everyone’s just a hater. She’s is beyond deluded lol 

Edited July 26, 2019 by Keywestclubkid

[Mindthinkr]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

She’s is beyond diluted

Or deluded. 

[nexxie]

B is such an ass actually touching someone’s body like that - I would’ve decked her. People are just props to her.

[poeticlicensed]

Lu is insufferable

[Mindthinkr]

Just now, nexxie said:

B is such an ass actually touching someone’s body like that - I would’ve decked her. People are just props to her.

She doesn’t have boundaries unless it comes to herself or Brynn. 

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, Mindthinkr said:

Or deluded. 

Lol yes 

[nexxie]

1 minute ago, Mindthinkr said:

She doesn’t have boundaries unless it comes to herself or Brynn. 

I’ll bet she doesn’t allow Brynn to have boundaries when it comes to her.

[TexasGal]

5 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Is it just my TV or is Dorinda’s tanner darker than Barbara’s? 

I think they are about the same, but Barb’s is shinier somehow.  She used the tanner with glitter I guess?

Dorinda is definitely not making it nice by calling her a turnip.

[JAYJAY1979]

I'm enjoying Barbara's debut novel thus far.  And bethenny is one to talk about revealing one self.

Edited July 26, 2019 by JAYJAY1979

[Mindthinkr]

Leave it to Andy to teach us the difference between gender fluid and sexual fluid. 

[Neurochick]

5 minutes ago, Steph J said:

Luanne.  You cannot sing.  Someone saying that is not being "a hater."  It's being honest.  No one is going to that show because of the singing.

They're not haters, I mean look at Marlene Dietrich, she performed in cabarets and I don't think anybody came to hear her sing.

[TexasGal]

Did Dorinda just say she didn’t eat the lobsters that Sonja stole doggy bagged from Barb’s party?

[poeticlicensed]

Wow Barbara gets 5 minutes? I guess she wont be coming back.

Edited July 26, 2019 by poeticlicensed

[Straycat80]

This is why these ho’s are my favorite franchise, they fight nasty but end up hugging it out and appear to be friends again. Unlike Bev. Hills. 

[Neurochick]

6 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

This is why these ho’s are my favorite franchise, they fight nasty but end up hugging it out and appear to be friends again. Unlike Bev. Hills. 

That's because in Beverly Hills no one can talk about anything because they're all afraid of being sued.

Luann, nothing is good enough for you, no matter what the ladies do, nothing is good enough.

However Luann is no more singularly focused than the rest of them.

Edited July 26, 2019 by Neurochick

[dosodog]

30 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

Bravo won't give Barbara a "HW" title, but all of the women give her a generous helping of pie

Bye BarbTheBuilder

I liked Barb and I think the women were awful to her all season.

 

I would have cried on camera at least once.

I might have cried at being called a turnip.  That was.  Unnecessary. 

Shame

 

[Keywestclubkid]

Luanne you need to learn to lie quicker it doesn’t help you when your stuttering trying to think of what could cover your narcissistic ass. 

[nexxie]

Lu and B should compete in the npd derby!

[Mindthinkr]

You have to be tough to stand with this crowd more than a New York minute. 

[SailorGirl]

39 minutes ago, Neurochick said:

Wow Ramona, you're so supportive of someone's sobriety, I can't believe it.

To be fair, she said out loud what all the others -- and pretty much everyone on this board -- has been thinking -- that Lulu is drinking on the side/on the sly . . . 😄 

[Gem 10]

Andy asks one of them a question, and Dorinda jumps right up and answers the question.  WTF ?  I really can’t stand her anymore, Miss Know It All.  Her fake tan looked like crap too.

[Neurochick]

3 minutes ago, SailorGirl said:

To be fair, she said out loud what all the others -- and pretty much everyone on this board -- has been thinking -- that Lulu is drinking on the side/on the sly . . . 😄 

Not everybody thinks the same way.  The last person who should say anything about liquor is Ramona.

I don't think Luann is drinking on the side, I don't think she's taking her sobriety seriously.

Edited July 26, 2019 by Neurochick

[nexxie]

B did not like that viewer calling her out so she suggested the person was brainless.

[Mindthinkr]

When Bethenny is on the defensive she talks faster and faster. 

[Keywestclubkid]

I’m sorry that last Luanne monolog was nonsensical she talked in circles and still made it about her taking care of herself at the end. Lol she learned nothing still thinks the girls are jealous.... that was a waste of time and breath wow   

[Straycat80]

How can Dorinda (tearfully) tell Lu she wants to help her be a better person when she drinks, probably takes pills and calls people a turnip? 

[Mindthinkr]

I’m glad this was in three parts. As it is exhausting to watch. How do they get through it? Bethenny needs a drink and Ramona needs a snack. As one of them remarked “This was a haul”. 

Edited July 26, 2019 by Mindthinkr

[Gem 10]

A night of apologies and ass kissing .. until next season.  Hugging and kissing Barbara was the ultimate, and phoniest.  They use the word LOVE loosely.

Edited July 26, 2019 by Gem 10

[Rhetorica]

32 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Is it just my TV or is Dorinda’s tanner darker than Barbara’s? 

I though the same thing!  I guess Barbara's not coming back next year.  I think I would rather see her than Dorinda...

[Neurochick]

3 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

How can Dorinda (tearfully) tell Lu she wants to help her be a better person when she drinks, probably takes pills and calls people a turnip? 

You just know that Dorinda is dying having to drink a virgin mojito.  It would NOT surprise me if Dorinda is the next one in rehab.

Edited July 26, 2019 by Neurochick

[Mindthinkr]

Dorinda regwets...already slurring. Bet that was a liquid break before this last scene. 

Even Andy was dubious that Lu would be honest and actually have a regret or be honest about it. 

[FairyDusted]

Well I'm glad Beth admitted to that shitty sounding comment towards Tinsley, no matter how she meant it.

I have seen it ALL now ending with The Serenity Prayer!