sgittinger June 25, 2014 Share June 25, 2014 J is for Jean, the Lebanese houseguest. 1 Link to comment
ATWTer76 June 25, 2014 Share June 25, 2014 K is for the kitchen where the girls solve their problems over cheesecake. 1 Link to comment
Bastet June 25, 2014 Share June 25, 2014 (edited) M is for Maalox, one of two drugs they have in the house (the other being estrogen). And how many junkies have gas and hot flashes? Edited June 25, 2014 by Bastet Link to comment
FormerMod-a1 June 25, 2014 Author Share June 25, 2014 N is for newspaper, where they saw the picture of Blance leaving that married politician's house and believed the worst. Link to comment
ATWTer76 June 25, 2014 Share June 25, 2014 O is for Oil and Garlic Sauce, which Sophia puts on the ziti she makes late at night in the "Bedtime Story" episode. P is for Pearls, which Dorothy compares with the rhinestone chain to see which goes best with her outfit, prompting Blanche and Rose to critique her appearance. Link to comment
OSM Mom June 25, 2014 Share June 25, 2014 (edited) Q is for Queen of the ball that Blanche was supposed to go to. Edited June 25, 2014 by OSM Mom Link to comment
ATWTer76 June 25, 2014 Share June 25, 2014 (edited) R is for Richard, Blanche's gazillionaire boyfriend with the private jet. S is for Sonny, as in, "Sonny Bono, get off my lanai!" Edited June 25, 2014 by ATWTer76 Link to comment
babyhouseman June 25, 2014 Share June 25, 2014 T is for toilet like the Girl Scouts sell. Link to comment
sgittinger June 25, 2014 Share June 25, 2014 U is for underwear, since Blanche wasn't wearing the right pair when she maced herself. Link to comment
ATWTer76 June 25, 2014 Share June 25, 2014 V is for Velveeta, which Rose wishes she could crawl under the covers and eat right out of the box. Link to comment
LilWharveyGal June 25, 2014 Share June 25, 2014 W is for Wicker, which the house is full of. Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer June 25, 2014 Share June 25, 2014 Damn it, why do I always poke my head in when ya'll are up to X? :-P X is for Xanax, which Blanche should have taken one of when she found out Jean had the hots for Rose and not for her. Link to comment
ATWTer76 June 25, 2014 Share June 25, 2014 Y is for Young, which is how Patrick Vaughn the actor made Blanche feel. Rose felt smart around him. God, what an actor. Link to comment
FormerMod-a1 June 25, 2014 Author Share June 25, 2014 Z is for Zborny - the hot potato peeler Stan invented (and also the name for his you-know-what). Next? How about the girls' families? 1 Link to comment
mishy June 25, 2014 Share June 25, 2014 A is Angela/Angelo - Sophia's interchangeable siblings. Link to comment
Maherjunkie June 25, 2014 Share June 25, 2014 If I remember correctly, A could be for Ashley, the first name of the actress who played Charlie, and died a sad end at an early age. Link to comment
LilWharveyGal June 25, 2014 Share June 25, 2014 B is for Blanche's daughter Becky, both the overweight one and the artificially inseminated one. Link to comment
emma675 June 25, 2014 Share June 25, 2014 (edited) D is for David, Blanche's obnoxious grandson whom Sophia slapped for mouthing off. Edited June 25, 2014 by emma675d Link to comment
ATWTer76 June 25, 2014 Share June 25, 2014 (edited) E is for Elizabeth, Blanche's middle name, which spells "BED" with her other initials. Edited June 25, 2014 by ATWTer76 1 Link to comment
FormerMod-a1 June 25, 2014 Author Share June 25, 2014 F is for Freddy Peterson which is what Dorothy and her new husband Lucas named their intimate encounters. "It's so good, we named it!" 1 Link to comment
ATWTer76 June 25, 2014 Share June 25, 2014 G is for Gloria, Dorothy's rich-then-poor baby sister. H is for Holly, Rose's annoying sister. Link to comment
LilWharveyGal June 25, 2014 Share June 25, 2014 I is for Rose's cousin Ingmar who did bird imitations. Link to comment
JohnnyGilda June 25, 2014 Share June 25, 2014 J is for Blanche's daughter Janet, who shouldn't hang up, because Yes, they do have a lot to talk about. Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer June 25, 2014 Share June 25, 2014 K is for Katherine, te woman who was unfortunate enough to take Dorothy's place as the next Mrs. Zbornak. Is that cheating? Link to comment
roseslg June 25, 2014 Share June 25, 2014 L is for Lamar which Lorraine's mother wanted Lorraine and Micheal (Dorothy's young 38 yr old son) to be named. Lamar Zbornak has a nice ring to it! Link to comment
ATWTer76 June 25, 2014 Share June 25, 2014 N is for Nunzio, Dorothy's uncle who "died trying to get away from Aunt Teresa." Link to comment
sgittinger June 25, 2014 Share June 25, 2014 (edited) Move along, nothing to see here... Edited June 25, 2014 by sgittinger Link to comment
LilWharveyGal June 25, 2014 Share June 25, 2014 O is for "Oreo," Blanche's granddaughter. Link to comment
Melgaypet June 25, 2014 Share June 25, 2014 Q is for Quack, the psychiatrist the girls saw when their family squabbling got out of control. A real psychiatrist would have strung them along for months! Link to comment
JohnnyGilda June 25, 2014 Share June 25, 2014 R is for Rheingold Beer, Sophia's husband Sal's beer. It's refreshing not sweet, it's the extra dry treat! Link to comment
ATWTer76 June 25, 2014 Share June 25, 2014 (edited) ^^^^ S is for Sophia's Sal. Or S is for Blanche's mentioned-but-never-seen son, Skippy. T is for Ted, Stan's impotent brother. U is for Uncle Angelo. V is for Virginia, Blanche's sister. Edited June 25, 2014 by ATWTer76 Link to comment
FormerMod-a1 June 26, 2014 Author Share June 26, 2014 W is for Weinstock, as in Max Weinstock, the man Sophia married after his wife Esther died. The couples had been friends in the past and he had owned a business with Sal back in the day. Link to comment
Maherjunkie June 26, 2014 Share June 26, 2014 I don't know if this counts but since in St. Olaf everyone can be traced back to the same brother and sister could we say Little Yimminy, who I believe is the boy who cried continuously. Link to comment
roseslg June 26, 2014 Share June 26, 2014 or maybe Y is for Yolanda as in Yolanda Zbornak, Stan's mom? Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer June 26, 2014 Share June 26, 2014 And Z is for Zbornak, which Young Dorothy told Sophia that she hated, and Sophia said, "Well, at least he's got a full head of hair." Next category? Link to comment
Maherjunkie June 26, 2014 Share June 26, 2014 Geography! A is for Aruba, the nightmare of honeymooning with your mother. Link to comment
jonesingjay June 26, 2014 Share June 26, 2014 (edited) C is for Chicago where Miles lived before he went into the Witness Protection Program. Edited June 26, 2014 by jonesingjay Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer June 26, 2014 Share June 26, 2014 D is for Detroit, as in, "It's the loudest thing to come out of Detroit since Martha and the Vandellas" which is what Blanche said about eh car she sold Rose. Link to comment
roseslg June 26, 2014 Share June 26, 2014 E is for Ecuador, as in what Sophia's farts smell like Link to comment
rubaco June 26, 2014 Share June 26, 2014 F is for Florida. Rose thought the cake was in the shape of Florida... honest. Link to comment
Bastet June 26, 2014 Share June 26, 2014 F is for the Flatbush subway station, where, at the top of the stairs, Sal repeatedly forgot to set the brakes on Sophia's mother's wheelchair. Link to comment
LilWharveyGal June 26, 2014 Share June 26, 2014 G is for Guatemala, where windows were shattered by an earthquake rather than by Blanche's activities. 1 Link to comment
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