Golden Girls Alphabet Game

[Kiddvideo]

I is for interuterine.

[sgittinger]

J is for Jean, the Lebanese houseguest.

[ATWTer76]

K is for the kitchen where the girls solve their problems over cheesecake.

[LilWharveyGal]

L is for the Lanai.

[Bastet]

M is for Maalox, one of two drugs they have in the house (the other being estrogen).  And how many junkies have gas and hot flashes?

Edited June 25, 2014 by Bastet

[FormerMod-a1]

N is for newspaper, where they saw the picture of Blance leaving that married politician's house and believed the worst.

[ATWTer76]

O is for Oil and Garlic Sauce, which Sophia puts on the ziti she makes late at night in the "Bedtime Story" episode.

P is for Pearls, which Dorothy compares with the rhinestone chain to see which goes best with her outfit, prompting Blanche and Rose to critique her appearance.

[OSM Mom]

Q is for Queen of the ball that Blanche was supposed to go to.

Edited June 25, 2014 by OSM Mom

[ATWTer76]

R is for Richard, Blanche's gazillionaire boyfriend with the private jet.

S is for Sonny, as in, "Sonny Bono, get off my lanai!"

Edited June 25, 2014 by ATWTer76

[babyhouseman]

T is for toilet like the Girl Scouts sell.

[sgittinger]

U is for underwear, since Blanche wasn't wearing the right pair when she maced herself.

[ATWTer76]

V is for Velveeta, which Rose wishes she could crawl under the covers and eat right out of the box.

[LilWharveyGal]

W is for Wicker, which the house is full of.

[Cobalt Stargazer]

Damn it, why do I always poke my head in when ya'll are up to X? :-P

 

X is for Xanax, which Blanche should have taken one of when she found out Jean had the hots for Rose and not for her.

[ATWTer76]

Y is for Young, which is how Patrick Vaughn the actor made Blanche feel. Rose felt smart around him. God, what an actor.

[FormerMod-a1]

Z is for Zborny - the hot potato peeler Stan invented (and also the name for his you-know-what).

 

Next?  How about the girls' families?

[mishy]

A is Angela/Angelo - Sophia's interchangeable siblings.

[Maherjunkie]

If I remember correctly, A could be for Ashley, the first name of the actress who played Charlie, and died a sad end at an early age.

[LilWharveyGal]

B is for Blanche's daughter Becky, both the overweight one and the artificially inseminated one.

[OSM Mom]

C is for Charlie, who was Roses husband.

[emma675]

D is for David, Blanche's obnoxious grandson whom Sophia slapped for mouthing off.

Edited June 25, 2014 by emma675d

[ATWTer76]

E is for Elizabeth, Blanche's middle name, which spells "BED" with her other initials.

Edited June 25, 2014 by ATWTer76

[FormerMod-a1]

F is for Freddy Peterson which is what Dorothy and her new husband Lucas named their intimate encounters.  "It's so good, we named it!"

[ATWTer76]

G is for Gloria, Dorothy's rich-then-poor baby sister.

H is for Holly, Rose's annoying sister.

[LilWharveyGal]

I is for Rose's cousin Ingmar who did bird imitations.

[JohnnyGilda]

J is for Blanche's daughter Janet, who shouldn't hang up, because Yes, they do have a lot to talk about.

[Cobalt Stargazer]

K is for Katherine, te woman who was unfortunate enough to take Dorothy's place as the next Mrs. Zbornak.

 

Is that cheating?

[roseslg]

L is for Lamar which Lorraine's mother wanted  Lorraine and Micheal (Dorothy's young 38 yr old son) to be named. Lamar Zbornak has a nice ring to it!

[Maherjunkie]

M is for Michael, the hippie gypsy.

[ATWTer76]

N is for Nunzio, Dorothy's uncle who "died trying to get away from Aunt Teresa."

[sgittinger]

Move along, nothing to see here...

Edited June 25, 2014 by sgittinger

[LilWharveyGal]

O is for "Oreo," Blanche's granddaughter.  

[Bastet]

P is for the never-seen Phil, Sophia's son.

[Melgaypet]

Q is for Quack, the psychiatrist the girls saw when their family squabbling got out of control. A real psychiatrist would have strung them along for months!

[JohnnyGilda]

R is for Rheingold Beer, Sophia's husband Sal's beer.  It's refreshing not sweet, it's the extra dry treat!

[sgittinger]

S is for Sal. That old bachagalloop.

[ATWTer76]

^^^^ S is for Sophia's Sal.

Or S is for Blanche's mentioned-but-never-seen son, Skippy.

T is for Ted, Stan's impotent brother.

U is for Uncle Angelo.

V is for Virginia, Blanche's sister.

Edited June 25, 2014 by ATWTer76

[FormerMod-a1]

W is for Weinstock, as in Max Weinstock, the man Sophia married after his wife Esther died.  The couples had been friends in the past and he had owned a business with Sal back in the day.  

[OSM Mom]

X for X rated videos that Sophia rented.

[Maherjunkie]

I don't know if this counts but since in St. Olaf everyone can be traced back to the same brother and sister could we say Little Yimminy, who I believe is the boy who cried continuously.

[roseslg]

or maybe Y is for Yolanda as in Yolanda Zbornak, Stan's mom?

[Cobalt Stargazer]

And Z is for Zbornak, which Young Dorothy told Sophia that she hated, and Sophia said, "Well, at least he's got a full head of hair."

 

Next category?

[Maherjunkie]

Geography!  A is for Aruba, the nightmare of honeymooning with your mother.

[ATWTer76]

B is for Brooklyn, Dorothy's hometown.

[jonesingjay]

C is for Chicago where Miles lived before he went into the Witness Protection Program.

Edited June 26, 2014 by jonesingjay

[Cobalt Stargazer]

D is for Detroit, as in, "It's the loudest thing to come out of Detroit since Martha and the Vandellas" which is what Blanche said about eh car she sold Rose.

[roseslg]

E is for Ecuador, as in what Sophia's farts smell like

[rubaco]

F is for Florida. Rose thought the cake was in the shape of Florida... honest.

[Bastet]

F is for the Flatbush subway station, where, at the top of the stairs, Sal repeatedly forgot to set the brakes on Sophia's mother's wheelchair.

[LilWharveyGal]

G is for Guatemala, where windows were shattered by an earthquake rather than by Blanche's activities.