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J is for Jeno's pizza rolls, which Dorothy says the jewel-thief next-door neighbors, the McDowells, don't steal after Rose says she tailed them in the supermarket.

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K is for Kate, one of Dorothy's two children who aren't remotely close the age they're supposed to be.

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Q is for Quick, which Stan unfortunately was on their first time as Dorothy wasn't even sure anything had happened, until the baby came out as proof.  Or, on other occasions it seemed to happen before she even got into the room.

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V is for VCR, as in, "Ma, we did not get a VCR so you could rent dirty movies!"

W is for Wode Island, indicating Dorothy's childhood speech impediment.

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Y is for Yak Snacks, which is how Dorothy refers to the crackers made of yak intestines that Cousin Sven says are served with venderhooven (oatmeal).

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Z is for Zbornak, self explanatory.

 

We move onto Sophia now.

 

A is for Alvin, Sophia's friend who had Alzheimer's Disease.

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C is for Curse that Sophia put on Giuseppe Mangiacavallo and their next door neighbor who's tree fell into their yard.

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Z is for Zbornak, self explanatory.

 

Or for Zbornak Syndrome, which sounds like a chess move – unlike Devereaux’s disease, which has a nice ring to it.

 

Oops, someone beat me to C.

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F is for Frozen Fish Stick, which is what Sophia says she'll wake up as if she wipes off the Vicks, Ben-Gay and Deep Heat.

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J is for Jerry Reed, from whose hand Sophia nibbled a giant shrimp while at the Burt Reynolds party that the other girls missed because they were mistakenly jailed for prostitution.

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L is for Linguine, as in, "Salvatore, if you wanna fool around, take off your t-shirt. You're gonna get linguine all over me!"

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N is for New York. Where Sophia moved to after she annulled her arranged first marriage to Guido Spirelli.

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R is for Rum Cake, which Sophia baked and got drunk on while preparing for Blanche's surprise birthday party. "So stick an umbrella in it and serve it with straws. Everyone'll think they're at Trader Vic's."

S is for Sicily, Sophia's place of birth.

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T is for Tony, Sophia's boyfriend and Angela's roommate.

U is for Uncle Vito, to whom Dorothy was talking on the phone while Sophia eavesdropped. "It's a little thing I do."

V is for Voluptuous, an adjective Sophia uses to describe herself in her younger years when she had "a butt like granite."

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X is for the X-rated movies Sophia rented to watch on their new VCR. "You know what they're doing, Dorothy. We had that talk when you were 12."

Y is for Yutz, which is how Sophia often referred to her ex-son-in-law Stan.

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Z is obviously for Zulu, Queen of the Dwarf People.

 

For the next round how about the house and/or items in the house?  Just thought of one to get us started:

 

A is for the Attic, where Sophia joked about moving the safe.

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E is for egg yolks, which were put in a baggie by Rose and mistaken for "little balls of sunshine" by a sleep-deprived Blanche.

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H is for Housekeeper, as in Coco (aka the fancy man), who appeared in the pilot episode and was never seen again.

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