Love After Lockup: Life After Lockup

[OnceSane]

42 minutes ago, heatherchandler said:

I am 100% certain there was not a shower involved.

 

HAHA!  I just did an actual spit-take! 

 

Chon is hot.  I agree.  I feel dirty thinking this, but he is.

 

He's hot in a very Jon Bernthal kind of way.

[RealReality]

On 2/22/2020 at 2:29 PM, ErikaOnline said:

Lol maybe Michael has a foot fetish🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

LOL, Michael has an "any warm hole" fetish

[Spike]

4 hours ago, RealReality said:

LOL, Michael has an "any warm hole" fetish

Came in useful in prison.

[Kroliosis]

On 2/26/2020 at 10:34 PM, Spike said:

Came in useful in prison.

I thought there was an article on him getting busted for intimate inmate indiscretions?

[heatherchandler]

17 minutes ago, Kroliosis said:

I thought there was an article on him getting busted for intimate inmate indiscretions?

What?????

[MISTIE]

Yay for trashtastic Friday nights! Is everyone ready for the dumpster fires to begin?

[RealReality]

DID YOU READ ALL THE WORDS DUMMY??!!

[OoogleEyes]

They are five head and three head 

[RealReality]

Oh LOL, Sarah is absolutely going to use this situation to try to get Michael back into a relationship

[Maybeitsme]

8 hours ago, Kroliosis said:

I thought there was an article on him getting busted for intimate inmate indiscretions?

Yes now that you mention it I believe I heard that too. And still all these stupid women want him and actually support him to boot 

I just don't understand 

[Leilani]

 

This Therapist cold shoulders and purple hair is tragic.

[LucyEth]

I can't even understand mumbles.

[OoogleEyes]

What was that word?

[RealReality]

Just now, Leilani said:

 

This Therapist cold shoulders and purple hair is tragic.

How did she get involved in this legal situation? And why is she yelling at him.

OMG, Michael trying to justify being a shitty father.  

[Armchair Critic]

Sarah needs to get some pride. She won't file for divorce because she still holds out hope for them to get back together and Michael knows it. 

[candall]

Just now, LucyEth said:

I can't even understand mumbles.

He says he a good father.

[RealReality]

Lacey's kids barely know who she is and she is sending them away.  LOL.  What an amazing mother

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

Sarah needs to get some pride. She won't file for divorce because she still holds out hope for them to get back together and Michael knows it. 

She is only into him because he is such an amazing father who doesn't know his kids name and hasn't seen them in months.  It has nothing to do with Sarah's low self esteem

[Ijustwantsomechips]

Does this dumb ass really thinks he needs to be married to see the kids?

[candall]

Uh oh, looks like Lacey has had a fresh plumper upper.

[LucyEth]

Here we go the new adventures of Chon and Chain.  Does the father realize that Chain is trash too?

[Maybeitsme]

Just now, Leilani said:

 

This Therapist cold shoulders and purple hair is tragic.

The barefooted one who has been "helping" sarah since all this mess with Michael started? 

Yeah she's ridiculous 

[RealReality]

Lacey has a career?  Interesting!

[Leilani]

3 minutes ago, RealReality said:

How did she get involved in this legal situation? And why is she yelling at him.

OMG, Michael trying to justify being a shitty father.  

She's been Sarah's therapist since she was 15.

[Armchair Critic]

Lacey's father speaks the truth but he is in a tough spot because he knows if he doesn't watch his grandkids they will get ignored by Lacey.

[Ijustwantsomechips]

Lacey interacts with her kids like the big sister that’s home on semester break not the mom.

Dad is speaking facts.

[LucyEth]

She's a mormon maniac

[OoogleEyes]

I was holding them for a friend 

 

[Leilani]

I need to dig up my post from last week where I predicted Lamar would claim the condom wasn't his and belong to one of  his boys.

Edited February 29, 2020 by Leilani

[JenE4]

“Your head better get out of your ass and your heart better take care of those kids.”

Go, Father Lacey! Truer words have never been spoken.

[candall]

Lamar's offended Andrea would think he'd ever use a condom.

[Kroliosis]

In his defense Lamar really strikes me as someone who doesn’t use condoms 

[OoogleEyes]

Yikes Mama has some jacked up teeth!

[Ijustwantsomechips]

Squee Bastard?!? Dafuq???

[candall]

Tony and Angela wagging those cigs around during their blindfold escapade cracks me up.

 

Wait, he rolled the grill over next to the card table and the folding chairs out in the backyard and "it's the beginning of regaining trust"?

[OoogleEyes]

These two deserve each other.

[Armchair Critic]

Andrea is a shining example of being a Mormon. 🙄

[Leilani]

Tony is up  to something.

[JenE4]

Angela had to put on that dress blindfolded? Probably for the best. Had she been able to see it she wouldn’t have wanted to wear it. 

[Armchair Critic]

With my luck I will die from the Coronavirus but all these idiots will survive like cockroaches because they already have so many diseases they will be immune to it.

[RealReality]

LOL, Tony wants to get married so he can get on the deed and get a life insurance policy

[candall]

Are they having this little romantic tete-a-tete under a klieg light?  What's the mosquito situation down there in Mississippi?

[JenE4]

Holy shit! They EACH have a 3-pound London broil! The pallet gazebo is going to collapse under the weight of all that beef.

[OoogleEyes]

Just now, RealReality said:

LOL, Tony wants to get married so he can get on the deed and get a life insurance policy

Who ever said Tony was dumb 

[RealReality]

Dude, Clint is losing that 5k

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

Holy shit! They EACH have a 3-pound London broil! The pallet gazebo is going to collapse under the weight of all that beef.

Add the meat sweats to the already disgusting mental image of them in the bedroom...

[RealReality]

Clint pretending to be surprised that crack is in the house!

[candall]

You're supposed to empty it out of the pack before you flush it, stupid.

[OoogleEyes]

Flush that muthafuckin crack!

[goofygirl]

Dangit Goddess!! WTF!!!  You are skeerin me! Wake up call!! Bout to go up my own nose!! Jail over rehab??Whaaaatt??

[RealReality]

Clint's mom trolling him, you go girl!