S09.E04: Bahama Drama

[KungFuBunny]

Lisa Rinna and Denise comfort Dorit, who struggles to make sense of the gossip surrounding her dog; Lisa Vanderpump is accused of spreading the dog story; Erika and Teddi put their rocky past behind them; Kyle buys jewelry after last year’s burglary.

Airs 03/05/19 at 9:00 PM Eastern

[ivygirl]

7 hours ago, KungFuBunny said:

Lisa Rinna and Denise comfort Dorit, who struggles to make sense of the gossip surrounding her dog; Lisa Vanderpump is accused of spreading the dog story; Erika and Teddi put their rocky past behind them; Kyle buys jewelry after last year’s burglary.

Why does the bit in bold sound like it’s going to be the most interesting part of this episode?

[mwell345]

Bingo! Camille nailed it.  Shady Dorit didn’t want to return a second dog to LVP.  

[dosodog]

Camille!  She has a soul!

[whydoievencare]

Dorit says it's not about the fact that she gave Lucy to someone else and THEN told Lisa about it.  As Camille says - "that's a bit shady".  Plus, it's in the fucking contract that you give the dog back to Vanderpump Dogs.  And here we have Dorit "playing" dumb - again.  I guess rules don't apply to her.  Then we have Kyle wanting to hear all about how things are with Dorit.  Yeah Kyle, let's keep this the main story line.  

[Straycat80]

I’m finding this Lucy storyline reeeeeeally boring. Enjoying the vacation porn tho. 

[sunshine23]

Camille is the only one with any common sense. The others keep trying to blame LVP for orchestrating something when in reality they are all working overtime to come up with scenarios to make LVP look bad. Also, if 2 dogs bit Dorit's family, one has to wonder what her family was doing to agitate 2 different dogs at 2 different times.

[Keywestclubkid]

There are 2 separate fights going on here that are being mixed and confused ... Lisa's with Dorit and the dog drama  ( being pissed at Dorit for the shitty thing she did) and Lisa and the gossip drama (getting people to do her dirty work in getting the gossip out without it looking like she did it)...Dorit just because Lisa was a sneak and all does not in any way let you off the hook for being a shit person in the dog situation ..... 

Edited March 6, 2019 by Keywestclubkid

[JD5166]

The only person not talking about the damn dog is LVP!!!! 😡

[sunshine23]

Two questions;

1. If Lisa R. was so concerned with protecting her kids, why didn't she get rid of the rat in her house that could have bitten any of her family?

2. If Kyle expected the rest of the women to have dropped the topic of "Kim" during that season, why doesn't she respect Lisa's request to drop the "Dorit" issue?

3. Why are they subjeting us to momager KKJ? God help us, everyone. 

Okay, 3 questions but only because the stupid commercial popped up.

[Dance4Life]

Eat a Dorito every time they mention Vanderpump Dogs.

If it is true that LVP is getting a spin-off with VPD...then well played, Lisa.

She did the same with VPR.  She made Scheana and Brandi a storyline on HWs.

Then it went on for like 3 seasons.

These hoes are like 20 steps behind....on the PR plot. 

I love LVP! She is Genius!

Can’t wait for the VPD show. The shoppe looks amazing.

[Bronzedog]

Lisa Rinna is really stirring the shit.  I realize that dogs are generally very good judges of character, but, if both dogs that Dorit adopted bit several members of the Adams family, there's something hinky about the family.

Erika's husband couldn't wait to get her off the phone.  His caller ID must not have been working.

[Keywestclubkid]

Wait Lisa are they your employees or not cause you keep calling them your employees 

[AttackTurtle]

This takedown of LVP was fully orchestrated.  Erika takes Teddi alone and pushes the Lisa set you up line.  Rinns takes out Dorit and pushes the Lisa set you up line.  Kyle takes Lisa out to try to play innocent, but still keep it front and center.  

What they didn’t count on was Camille.  Camille, who already can’t stand Dorit.  And guess who everybody is bitching about besides LVP today....Camille.  Camille didn’t get in line with the rest of them. 

[Mindthinkr]

LVPs shoulders were definitely slumped as she walked over to Doritos bed. Resignation? 

[Keywestclubkid]

5 minutes ago, AttackTurtle said:

.  And guess who everybody is bitching about besides LVP today....Camille.  Camille didn’t get in line with the rest of them. 

Who's bitching about Camille? Camille made very valid points why didn't you tell Lisa before rehoming the dog.... that is not what the fight with the others is about tho 

Edited March 6, 2019 by Keywestclubkid

[mwell345]

3 minutes ago, AttackTurtle said:

This takedown of LVP was fully orchestrated.  Erika takes Teddi alone and pushes the Lisa set you up line.  Rinns takes out Dorit and pushes the Lisa set you up line.  Kyle takes Lisa out to try to play innocent, but still keep it front and center.  

What they didn’t count on was Camille.  Camille, who already can’t stand Dorit.  And guess who everybody is bitching about besides LVP today....Camille.  Camille didn’t get in line with the rest of them. 

This!  And it’s pretty crappy that they’re doing this 4 months after her brother died.  I don’t blame LVP for refusing to film with them.

[nexxie]

Teddi Jo is no pushover!

[Dance4Life]

LVP deserves a Director credit! 

Teddi’s reactions are  right on cue. 

[dosodog]

1 hour ago, Keywestclubkid said:

There are 2 separate fights going on here that are being mixed and confused ... Lisa's with Dorit and the dog drama  ( being pissed at Dorit for the shitty thing she did) and Lisa and the gossip drama (getting people to do her dirty work in getting the gossip out without it looking like she did it)...Dorit just because Lisa was a sneak and all does not in any way let you off the hook for being a shit person in the dog situation ..... 

And that is why I'm more ticked off at everybody else.

Only Denise and Camille are actually questioning Dorit about what happened.  Everybody else is "poor Dorit" or  "oh her reputation".

They don't get that they lose traction when they ignore Dorit and her Doritness.

Edited March 6, 2019 by dosodog
Denise is not Dorit.

[mbaywife123]

I almost fell off the couch laughing when Erika called home and said that she was leaving the next day and her husbands response was "Okay, I got it" ( As in damn she!'s coming home, time to get rids of the other "houseguest(s)

[TexasGal]

3 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:

LVPs shoulders were definitely slumped as she walked over to Doritos bed. Resignation? 

LVP’s reaction to Teddi producing the texts, marching out of her room and over to Dorit was HILARIOUS!  I have no idea what’s true but seeing LVP get outplayed was worth the price of admission.

[sunshine23]

Do Dorit's boobs have to pop out of every outfit she wears? Again, talk about needy!!!! 

Erika's bangs look really nice in that wig. at the dinner.

These women are such bitches. They are so icing out LVP. Vipers in a pit are nicer than these women are.

Edited March 6, 2019 by sunshine23

[Straycat80]

Geez, the stinkeye going around that table. I love Denise, I’d rather have French fries too instead of all that foo foo food. 

[Keywestclubkid]

I love Denise lol 

[geauxaway]

6 minutes ago, mbaywife123 said:

I almost fell off the couch laughing when Erika called home and said that she was leaving the next day and her husbands response was "Okay, I got it" ( As in damn she!'s coming home, time to get rids of the other "houseguest(s)

It almost felt senile to me, like the way you have to constantly remind people with memory issues in a child like way.

None of her sentiments were returned, that’s for sure!  Love you! miss you! Babe!   *crickets*

Edited March 6, 2019 by geauxaway

[Dance4Life]

Omg! STFU!  Yall in the Bahamas, walking around in caftans and Birkins, petting baby flamingos, buying Rolexes while a Butler caters to every whim.

LVP should leave in the middle of the night like she did in Puerto Rico.

[sunshine23]

Good for LVP getting up and leaving. Why bother sitting there to be spoken about but not spoken to. Those bitches are going to be catty whether she's there or not so might as well get a good night's sleep.

[Keywestclubkid]

Oh for gods sake no one was icing Lisa out at that dinner......what were the girls supposed to do stop all conversations and fawn all over her? they were having normal conversations among everyone what's on the menu what did you do today do u like this new jewelry .... why is Lisa now trying to play the victim? She gets caught in something and immediately has to find some way to make herself look like the wounded party .... 

[nexxie]

Of course LVP runs away - she’s not used to getting caught. She’s chickenshit without her flying monkey by her side. 

[whydoievencare]

Dorit doesn't miss an opportunity to keep the attention on herself and to portray herself as a victim - and most of those women are happy to back up that view.  I'm so glad that Lisa V gets up and leaves.  The other point of contention is just how feeble minded are these bitches that they are so easily "manipulated"?  Erika and Lisa R have been after Lisa V for years - don't Dorit, Kyle and Teddi see that they are doing the manipulating?  I'm really sick of the dynamics that happen on this show in particular:  last year I hated your guts but THIS year we're gonna be best buds.  

Edited March 6, 2019 by whydoievencare

[JD5166]

Wait, there are two good people on this show? I hope it’s not Dorit and pig face Rinna’s referring to.

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, nexxie said:

Of course LVP runs away - she’s not used to getting caught. She’s chickenshit without her flying monkey by her side. 

Who is her flying monkey? Ken? 

[AttackTurtle]

13 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Who's bitching about Camille? Camille made very valid points why didn't you tell Lisa before rehoming the dog.... that is not what the fight with the others is about tho 

Media reports are stating that many of the ladies are pissed at Camille, who apparently has a lot to say this season.  From the previews, she is much more involved this year.

[mwell345]

Rinna is like a rabid dog.  It’s not a good look.

[ShawnaLanne]

Camille is the MVP of this episode.

[sunshine23]

GOD BLESS CAMILLE!

[ShawnaLanne]

This bitch session is NOT helping their case. LVP may have orchastrated it all but I could GAF that Dorrito looks bad.

I also don't care that LVP tried to use Teddy. That's what LVP does and you either accept it or keep your distance.

Edited March 6, 2019 by ShawnaLanne

[whydoievencare]

Lisa V isn't very quick on her feet when she's trying to refute accusations that are made against her - instead of denying she'll ask:  why would I do that?  Perhaps if she was quicker to deny and rebut, she'd do better in a confrontation.  But then, other than Denise and Camille, none of these women are critical thinkers. 

[nexxie]

6 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:

Who is her flying monkey? Ken? 

Yep.

[Keywestclubkid]

Camille is 100% correct but the hinge of the whole thing is Lisa admitting to her part so everyone could just move forward all that has to be said is yes I had a part in this and boom its done and the attention can be turned back on Dorit where it should have been from jump 

Edited March 6, 2019 by Keywestclubkid

[Mindthinkr]

I loved Denise’s comment at the table about her Spidey Senses! 

[whydoievencare]

Really?  NOW Kyle doesn't want to talk about Lucy?  She was very happy to keep that conversation going all the time they were on the trip! 

[Dance4Life]

Erika looks pretty!  She is not in drag.

[Mindthinkr]

I hope Rinna had panties on when she spread her legs in the club/flashed (?). We don’t need another pantygate. 

[Dance4Life]

This cannot feel good for Dorit.  She is still not friends with anyone.  This vacation was her comp connection, too.

They did not let Dorit off the hook for her bad behavior regarding the dogs.

They are just using it to their advantage to attack LVP.

Dorit is still the Taylor of the group.

[ShawnaLanne]

BAM! Goddamn, man! Kennnnn. You got the dirt!

[dosodog]

I love a flying monkey with a small dog and receipts.

[TexasGal]

For the love of all that is holy - why do people insist on pronouncing the word TEXTS as TEXAS?!?  It makes me crazy.

[Keywestclubkid]

Lol that was a huge gap in those text messages kinda like some of the conversation was deleted ...... Now its not I didn't get him to say it its Teddi is the bad one look what she did dont look at the fact I told him to tell Teddi.... look at her trying to get it out... LOL well played vanderpimp well played always have a backup plan

Edited March 6, 2019 by Keywestclubkid