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S23.E09: Week 9


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15 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

I can't believe I am asking this but.. so he is still a virgin? GAH! Somebody just mount him and get it over with.

7 minutes ago, saber5055 said:

I'll pass. But maybe there is a volunteer here somewhere ...

We’ve been posting here together a long time, and this is truly the first season that there are NO volunteers to mount the lead. Usually at least half of us will say the lead—guy or girl—is attractive, and a couple of us will have a crush or wish she signed up. But this year NO ONE here is attracted to Colton, right??? Give me a “surprise” vote if I’m wrong and you’d pop Colton’s cork.

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Cassie, my early favorite needs to do something with that hair. She looks like Cousin It. She’s fallen some in my eyes because of her friendship with the other phony baloney bachelorette wannabe. It’s almost like she’s started making herself look horrible because she doesn’t want to “win”. 

None of these girls are a good match for Colton. I hope he finds someone nice when he breaks up with whomever he chooses. 

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I always love the "are you the perfect match for the next bachelor or bachelorette" commercial. 

Yeah, maybe if I knew who the hell it was I could say if I was their perfect match, but since I've no clue who's getting chosen how the hell should I know? Oh, wait, I'm too good for anyone that has been on this show yet, so I'm gonna go with no, I'm not. 

Now excuse me while I go cry myself to sleep over my utter failings. 

Edited by Mabinogia
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What Cassie is wearing is what I would wear if I were planning to dump a guy and didn't want him to feel bad about it.   That is one fugly outfit, including the boots that look like grandpa black socks on her pudgy legs.   (Yes, we've already discussed this on the Bachelor threads for years.  I'm going to Hell.  And some of you are going with me.)

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7 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

We’ve been posting here together a long time, and this is truly the first season that there are NO volunteers to mount the lead. Usually at least half of us will say the lead—guy or girl—is attractive, and a couple of us will have a crush or wish she signed up. But this year NO ONE here is attracted to Colton, right??? Give me a “surprise” vote if I’m wrong and you’d pop Colton’s cork.

You make a great point. I don't see anything attractive about C or even any of the b-ettes. It's just this week that I could even name the three women. I think all are too young or something ... maybe not good enough actors for the scripts they are given. C has too much of a little-brother vibe for me, I don't find him the least bit attractive, even in the shower. Even seeing him with a shirt off is off-putting to me.

Now Arie, on the other hand ... (well, before his season that is.)

So surprise, that talk about Cassie's dad was just one big set up for TPTB to fly him to Portugal. Dad playing along with the script just paid off big for him! (Plus I'm sure the rest of the fam is stashed away somewhere in the Algarve.) WIN!

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2 minutes ago, hyacinth said:

What Cassie is wearing is what I would wear if I were planning to dump a guy and didn't want him to feel bad about it.   That is one fugly outfit, including the boots that look like grandpa black socks on her pudgy legs.   (Yes, we've already discussed this on the Bachelor threads for years.  I'm going to Hell.  And some of you are going with me.)

I agree. It looks like the sweater I throw on when I work from home and I’m cold. 

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Has it ever been determined that Colton actually wants to lose his virginity?  He seems to have no game, even his kisses are bland.

Cassie is not in love with him and she’s more worried about what her dad thinks than what her feelings are for Colton?

Tayshia seemed annoyed.  I would guess she’s doing the math that he’ll only “go to the next level” with one of the three and it’s not her.

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What is with the do or die thing going on here? She's known the guy a month. What is wrong with dating him for a while and see if that 100% comes? They are acting like she will be forced into marriage if she "wins". WTF is wrong with these people? 

I can't help but wonder if she called daddy to come bail her out because she realized she might actually win this thing and not get Bachelorette or Paradise like she'd planned. 

Edited by Mabinogia
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